THAT CAR REALLY NEEDS TO SEE A MECHANIC

Fade in.......... to a grassed over and lonely looking part of a private airport. We see a car that has had massive damage done to it, the roof has been crushed and half of it is ripped as if a giant hand had torn a ring pull. The tires are shreaded. The bonnet is up and as the camera focuses on the engine is becomes apparent that the someone has wrecked the car engine with a sledgehammer, after a few seconds you begin to notice a ticking sound...

TICK

The cameraman backs away but his training remains and he keeps the car in focus as he runs backward.

TOCK

The cameraman is now about 100 yards away, so he stops out of breath and starts to gulp down air. As he breathing steadies he hears voices behind him

TI..

The sheer noise of the explosion make the camera man -and the camera - shake.

Behind him you hear the virus say "well that worked quite well, huh?" The camera pans around and you see the virus leaning against his modified viper, he is dresses in a suit and tie amd looks quite dapper, he looks down into the window of the car and smiles at his wife DJ. "did you bring the marhmallows?" DJ nods and hands them out the window, the virus goes to the boot of the viper and takes out a prong and walks to the burning car, he sticks the mallow into the flames and waits after a few seconds he pull it out and eats it "um toasty!" he walks back to the car and climbs in, as he does you hear him say "do you think parslow is insured?"

The picture fades out...

A little while later....

The virus's Viper pulls up outside of a cake shop, The virus climbs out of his car a stares at the name.

He turns back to the car and opens the door and leans down "sweetheart are you sure you need cake now?" The answer from dj is inaudible but you hear the virus sigh "OK fine, just take look at the name!"

Virus' beautiful wife pokes her head out of the car she looks up at the name a grins "ok fine, lets leave it for now, after all we have gotta get to the arena!"

The virus climbs back in the car, guns the engine and they roar off...

The picture fades out.... (yet again).....

10 minutes later.....

The camera opens in the arena, it pans across the screaming fans and then focuses on the annoucers webley and kidman...

Kidman "hey fans i hop you've enjoyed the show so far and now we have..." Before he can finish the sentence Party Up By Dmx Hits the speakers

The fans leap to their feet and starts to cheer loudly but the virus doesnt appear and they start to stamp thier feet and chant "SICKO!.....SICKO!....SICKO!"

Kidman "dammit virus GET OUT here before you start a riot!"

The virus appears at top on the ring, mic in hand "HEY SAPPORO!!" Amazingly the fans get louder as the sound of the audience reveberates around the arena.

The virus walks down the ramp slowly signing autographs and shaking hands, he finally climbs into the ring. He turns around and raises a hand ask for quiet. "thanxs BCW fans for such an reception, and i know you all 'spect me to say this and say that about parslow and my fellow competitors" The virus shakes his head "not this time." The arena falls silent. "This time i got one thing to say, this monday, at fight night..."

The Virus points at the ring.

"WATCH THIS SPACE."

The virus drops the mic and strides up the ramp as the camera fades ro black....