School's Out For Summer by GWAR is the Official Summersonic Theme
The hottest event of the summer starts with an explosive performance by Guns N’ Roses who play their timeless classic Welcome To the Jungle. After the performance, Brawl GM Titan shakes hands with Axl Rose and gives him the new Titan t-shirt. Titan jokingly picks up lead guitarist Robin Finck with a gorilla press but thankfully for Robin he puts him down instead of launching him off the stage. Titan thanks the band and welcomes them and the fans to Summersonic
The first match is for the SIW Lightweight championship as “The Illusionist” Spade takes on the champion Gabriel Cervantes who is accompanied by his brother Miguel Cervantes. Queen Liana joins the commentary team for this match. The former Queen of Carnage Erica accompanies Spade at ringside seems frustrated that Spade can’t get control of the match. Spade’s clothesline is countered and Gabriel executes a drop toe hold and applies a chin lock but Spade mysteriously slips out of the maneuver and rolls him up from behind but the champ kicks out. Spade locks on a boston crab but Gab reverses into the Cervmission but the ref orders him to break the hold as Spade reaches the ropes. The fans get into a “Definition” chant as Spade falls victim to a DDT and Gabriel Cervantes goes to the top rope for a Frog Splash but Erica gets on the apron. A screaming Erica is pulled down by Miguel. Spade delivers a superplex off the top rope and covers but then it’s Queen Liana that gets involved and Spade gets into an argument with the Queen. Gab delivers a drop kick from behind and Spade crashes into the turnbuckles. Gabriel executes a Frog Splash and pins Spade to win the match and retain the Lightweight championship. at the end of the match, Liana tells Spade and Erica to kiss her royal feet but they refuse and walk away leaving the Queen very unhappy
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Global Warning on August 26, 2007. Don’t miss all the top Carnage superstars live from the Bell Center in Montreal, Quebec!
A limo arrives backstage and it’s none other than Glenn Kirby and the current SIW North American champion Darren Knight. Jessica White is there for an interview and is shocked to see that Michelle and Brandon Gateman are with them. Kirby says they found them in the deserts of Nevada Friday night and Damage Inc will pay for this. Gateman vows vengeance on Damage Inc also and then Knight drops a bombshell and apologizes to Gateman for interfering in his wedding plans and calls off his marriage proposal. Michelle seems in top shape and tells Heaven Lee that she is ready for a fight tonight
Jack Kent is backstage with SIW hall of fame diva Angelica Hunt. They show footage of last year’s Summersonic where she defeated Xtina and Liana Lewis in a huge triple threat to win the Women’s championship. Angie says those were good times and she knows Xtina and Liana are jealous of her win that night. Angie says she’s here tonight to support someone very close to her, Terror Soule who defends his hardcore title in the next match
The next match is the four way falls count anywhere for the SIW Hardcore championship between The Joker, Zach Blain, Sean Alexander and Terror Soule. Blain and Alexander start fighting before Soule can make his entrance. As Terror comes out, Joker waits for him at the side of the Trevortron and attacks him. Joker whips Soule into the side of the Trevortron and then delivers a body slam. Out of nowhere Joker is attacked by Blain who delivers a DDT on the ramp and covers but Soule breaks the count. Joker charges Terror but he is launched off the ramp with a back body drop into a table on the side of the ramp. Blain levels Joker with a trash can and then puts it over his head and beats it with a 2 x 4. Soule whips Alexander into the Spanish table and he goes flying into the announcers. The match ends when Joker applies the Mandible Claw to Blain but out of nowhere, Terror grabs Joker and delivers the Soule Fusion on a steel chair and pins him to win the match and retain the SIW Hardcore championship
”The Living Dead” Duane Doogan makes a surprise appearance and informs the fans of the SIW that he will no longer be amongst the living. Doogan says he must take a trip to hell to clear his mind. There is a dead silence as the arena goes black and Doogan goes up in flames leaving many SIW fans stunned
$50 000 is up for grabs in the next match as “The Wrestling Machine” Maurice Bad takes on APB in a handicap Las Vegas Street Fight. Maurice is in the parking lot with a baseball bat and out of nowhere he’s attacked by APB. Bad manages to nail Klubber with the bat to the side of his head but Sylk tackles him into a parked vehicle. Sylk picksup Bad and smashes his spine into a cement pillar. Sylk covers but Bad kicks out. Klubber and Sylk double team Bad until they miss a double clothesline and Bad smashes their heads together. Bad takes the bat and nails Sylk in his ribs and then power bombs Klubber on the hood of a car. APB strike back and the fight goes outside of the MGM and they battle on the streets. Klubber whips Bad into the side of a dumpster as Sylk sets up a broken table. They go for the APB Slam but out of nowhere, APB are attacked by Jaffar, Mohamed an cousin Ahmed. Mohamed has Klubber almost unconscious in the Sheik Clutch and Ahmed & Jaffar hold back Sylk as Rashaa kicks him in his groin. After the smoke is cleared, Bad not knowing what happened crawls over a beaten Klubber and pins him to win the $50 000
The Cartel are backstage along with Sonny Smith and are interviewed by Jack Kent. JaeVeli says that JD’s fifteen minutes of fame are up tonight when he pins him and makes an example out of him. Alize puts in her two cents and says that if Uzi can’t beat Jae then nobody can. C-Mac announces that he will finally be reunited with his European title and bring it back to the level it should be. C-Mac says NuTz knows nothing about Europe and he's not impressed with his painful reign as champion. The Cartel claim to know who has been assault Titan and will reveal the masked intruders tonight
The Women’s Championship is on the line as Michelle takes on Heaven Lee. Lucy Fur barks at Michelle at the beginning of the match and Heaven has to calm her down. From behind, Michelle hit her with a knee to her back and the match starts. Michelle delivers a face buster and covers but Heaven kicks out. They exchange punches until Heaven whips Michelle to the ropes and executes a Japanese arm drag. Heaven goes for a spring board spin kick but Michelle moves and rolls her up with a hand full of tights but the champ kicks out. Michelle delivers several knife edge chops and then gets another near fall after a DDT. The match continues back and forth until Heaven pins Michelle after delivering Heaven’s Fury. As Heaven celebrates, two masked individuals appear from the crowd and one of them nails Heaven with a super kick. Titan comes out with Darksyde and goes to chokeslam one of them but he’s nailed with a low blow from behind and their both ambushed with baseball bats. The masked intruders take off their mask and we find out it’s none other than Xtina and C-Mac. C-Mac nails Heaven with the KOD and announces Xtina as the newest member of The Cartel. C-Mac and Xtina add salt to th wound as they kiss each other over the three bodies. The fans show their displeasure by throwing debris in the ring towards the new couple
Jessica White catches up with APB backstage and they say that tonight Bad officially became the “Luckiest Man on the Planet”. APB says they will deal with Bad at another time but tomorrow night on Brawl, Jaffar’s whole family are going to get what’s coming to them
Jack Kent is backstage with C-Mac and Xtina and wants some answers for the fans. C-Mac says that The Cartel couldn’t trust Heaven any longer because of her close relationship with Titan so he took the family to the next level by bringing in the greatest diva in the history of the SIW, Xtina. The former four time women’s champion says that they have been planning this for a long time and the look on Titan’s face was priceless when he found out what’s going on. C-Mac says the Cartel got stronger tonight and has officially taken oven Brawl. NuTz appears and says he better stop playing dress-up with Xtina and Titan and get ready for their match. C-Mac says he is prepared more than ever to beat NuTz at his own match. They get into a stare down but security surrounds them and they go their separate ways
The fans are surprised to see Michelle return to the ring. Michelle says she will get another chance at Heaven’s title but she has something to announce. Michelle shocks the fans as she announces that she has ended her engagement with Brandon and proposes to Darren Knight telling him she wants to spend the rest of her life with him. Knight accepts and goes to ringside and they embrace. Gateman tries to make his way to the ring in a rage but he is held back by officials. Ringo and Bernardo appear on the Trevortron laughing. Bernardo asks if they are on a Days Of Our Lives set or live at Summersonic. Ringo tells the fans they will no longer have to see DDHK’s drama on Carnage because Friday nights will change when he becomes the new SIW North American champion
Metalgod takes on Asylum in a thumbtack match for the SIW Extreme title. You must slam your opponents on the tacks to win the match. Things get bloody early in the match when Metalgod smashes a barbed wire steel chair over Asylum’s skull. Metalgod covers but it’s not enough to win the match. Asylum takes the ring bell and swings at Metalgod but the hardcore legend moves and Asylum hits the side of the ring. Aslyum executes a shoulder breaker and covers on the outside of the ring but Metalgod kicks out. Asylum places Metalgod vertically on the security wall and jumps off the commentary table with a leg drop almost splitting Metalgod in half. Asylum covers but Metalgod kicks out at two. Metalgod pulls out the thumbtack bag from under the ring and spreads them out across the entrance ramp. Metalgod goes for the God Bomb but Aslyum counters with a back body drop and Metalgod lands back first on the tacks. Both competitors receive medical attention after the match. Metalgod’s back was covered with hundreds of thumbtacks but smiles as he’s taken out on a stretcher
The next match is one of the most anticipated matches of the night as Darren Knight accompanied by Glenn Kirby defends the SIW North American title against Johnny Ringo. As DDHK and Ringo lock up, Bernardo annoys Glen by spitting sun flower seed shells at him. Kirby chases him around the ring but out of nowhere Ringo nails Kirby with a baseball slide. DDHK kicks Ringo in the corner and then nails him with a flying knee smash to his face. DDHK goes for a fisherman’s suplex with a pin but Ringo kicks out. Ringo counters n irish whip and hits DDHK with a spine buster and then climbs to the top rope but DDHK gets up and throws him to the outside. Bernardo checks on Ringo on the outside but is tossed aside but DDHK who continues to lead the match. Moments later, DDHK goes for the Direct Hit but Ringo slips out and sends DDHK into the turnbuckles chest first. Referee Andrew Yung is knocked down in the heat of the action and Ringo executes several corner splashes and then all of a sudden he hits the Ringo Bingo in the middle of the ring. Ringo covers with new referee Joseph Iopolis running out to make the count but DDHK kicks out. Bernardo tries to be brave and push the AOA but out of nowhere; Kirby knocks him out with the Thug Bug. Ringo german suplexes DDHK and holds him down in a pinning combination. Iopolis, notices Ringo’s shoulders are on the mat counts him down for a three count and awards him the match and championship to Ringo. Meanwhile, Andrew had since regained his senses and noticed from outside of the ring that Ringo’s shoulders were also on the mat and counted him down for a three count. The match ends with the referees arguing and that brings out Carnage general manager Greg Banks who orders the match to continue. Kirby and Ringo get into a little brawl and Bernardo nails Kirby with a low blow but out of nowhere DDHK hits Ringo with the Direct Hit and pins him to win the match. As Kirby and Knight walk up the entrance ramp, Gateman runs out with a folded steel chair but they disappear into the crowd to avoid getting assaulted by Gateman who is totally out of control.
JD Xtreme is backstage hitting the punching bag. Jack Kent comes in for a short interview. JD says around a month ago he was wondering if the SIW was going to accept his contract terms and now he is headlining the biggest event of the summer. JD Xtreme says JaeVeli is just a bully and a champion with no honor and hopes he can put an end to The Cartel’s Heavyweight title reign tonight. JD says he didn’t beat nine other top SIW stars in the battle royal to come to Summersonic for nothing and JaeVeli is going to get the fight of his life
The next match is the memorable 60 minute iron man match between NuTz and one half of the World Tag Team champions C-Mac. NuTz has a reputation of ending careers in this type of match but C-Mac will try to end his iron man streak. The action starts off very intense as both competitors get many near falls. NuTz delivers a running powerslam and covers but only gets a two count. C-Mac charges NuTz in the corner but NuTz moves and levels C-Mac with a clothesline from hell. NuTz executes the NuTz N’ Bolts at 9:44 and pins C-Mac to get the first fall. C-Mac hits NuTz with the Italian leg sweep and then locks him in an STF in the middle of the ring and NuTz refuses to tap out and fights his way to the ropes. C-Mac executes the KOD and pins NuTz to tie the match 1-1 at 20:01. C-Mac rips off the padding off one of the top turnbuckles but when he whips NuTz, he counters and C-Mac hits the unforgiving steel chest first. C-Mac is bleeding from his chest as Nutz continues his assault in the corner. NuTz nails C-Mac with a flying knee to his chest and then covers but C-Mac kicks out. NuTz delivers a power bomb off the top rope and pins C-Mac to get a 2-1 lead at 36:44. NuTz’s lead doesn’t last long as C-Mac counters a hip toss and delivers a side walk slam and then rolls up NuTz with a hand full of tights and ties the match 2-2 at 38:04. Fatigue starts to set in near the end of the match but not their will to win. NuTz hits a big boot in the middle of the ring and covers but C-Mac kicks out. C-Mac then tried to get a pin fall after delivering a vicious spine buster but Nutz kicks out at two. C-Mac tried to get a pin with an inside cradle but NuTz reverses at two but C-Mac kicks out. C-Mac is launched over the top rope with a back body drop and hits the security wall. NuTz goes after him and slides C-Mac back in the ring. NuTz climbs to the top rope for a high risk maneuver but C-Mac climbs up and launches him back in the ring and applies an STF in the middle of the ring at 54:55. NuTz is in big trouble but he refuses to tap out but as time goes by NuTz has no choice but to tap out from the pain at 59:30. Both competitors lay on their backs in the middle of the ring as the buzzer rings. The referee awards the match to C-Mac with 3 -2 edge and declares him the new SIW European champion. Both competitors are helped backstage by road agents after the match
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JD Xtreme gets a nice pop from the crowd as he takes on the controversial Heavyweight Champion JaeVeli in the first half of the main event. JD shocked the wrestling world last Monday when he defeated nine of the top SIW stars in a battle royal to earn this title shot. Jae nails JD with a cheap shot as the bell rings and delivers a neck breaker. Jae covers but JD kicks out. JD the risk taker from the motor city hits the champ with an enziguri and then executes a moonsault and covers but Jae kicks out. JD whips Jae in the corner and that’s when Alize gets involved by standing on the apron. The referee and JD tell her to get down but out of nowhere Jae levels him with a bulldog from behind and covers him using the bottom rope for leverage but the referee catches him. As Jae argues with the referee, JD rolls him up from behind and gets a very close two count and the fans are on their feet thinking a decision had been made. JD almost becomes the new champion but JaeVeli turns up the intensity with vicious punches to JD ‘s face and then whips him hard in the turnbuckles and JD falls to the canvas. JD goes to apply the Gansta Grip but JD slides out of the ring before he could apply it properly. JD nails JaeVeli with an elbow to his face and then delivers a corkscrew moonsault and covers but JaeVeli kicks out. JD has the fans chanting for him as he controls the pace of the match. The fans start booing as the former insane asylum patient Maestro comes out and distracts JD. Out of nowhere JaeVeli nails him with the Reality Check and pins him to win the match and retain the title. Meastro costs JD one of the biggest matches in his career and a brawl breaks out between the two after the match. It’s takes a lot of security and officials to break this one up
Brawl’s newest diva Skiddalz is backstage with Jack Kent. She tells Kent that tonight has been an awesome experience but tomorrow night will be even better when she makes her debut against Cartel member Alize. Her boss Titan was quoted saying she is “ten times better than Xtina” the longest reigning SIW women’s champion of all time. Don’t miss Skiddalz’s debut tomorrow night on Monday Night Brawl
SIW Hall of Fame member “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi comes out for the main event and joins the commentary team. Last year Matt Uzi main evented Summersonic with the then Heavyweight champion Sonny Smith and defeated him via DQ after an interference by Duane Doogan. The fans have voted for a triple threat TLCC match between Drako, Natedawg and Ragin’ Craig for the SIW Championship. The most prestigious championship in sports entertainment hangs from the rafters as Drako, Natedawg and Ragin’ Craig get into a staredown before engaging in war. Grunge and Jill are at ringside and things can get ugly because this type of match has no rules. Natedawg takes the chain off his neck and starts whipping Drako and Craig with it. Craig slides out of the ring and pulls Nate out by his legs. Drako and Craig double team Nate on the outside. Drako pulls out a table from under the ring and sets it up but Nate nails Craig with a low blow and hits Drako with a head butt. Nate uses a steel chair and nails Craig across his back several times drawing a little blood. Out of nowhere, Grunge pulls out a ladder from under the ring and rams Nate in his ribcage. Moments later, Craig whips Drako into Natedawg who is standing on the apron and he falls through the table. Drako nails Craig with the Drako Kick and then starts climbing the ladder but Craig tips it over and Drako falls to the outside and the crowd starts a “holy shit” chant. Jill yells at Craig to quickly set up the ladder but out of nowhere Nate knocks him out with the S.O.S. Natedawg climbs the ladder and touches the title but Grunge climbs up and punches him until he falls off. Craig climbs behind Grunge and delivers a german suplex off the ladder. Drako sets up the ladder in the corner of the ring and whips Natedawg into it. Nate falls to the canvas and seems motionless. Drako chokes Craig in the corner with his foot to his throat but from behind Jill nails him with a low blow. Big mistake by Jill because she manhandled by Grunge who drops her with the Grunganator. Jill is taken backstage by paramedics. Drako is double teames by Damage Inc but moments later Natedawg smashes the ladder the side of Grunge’s head and then nails Drako with the ladder in his face. Natedawg places Craig in between the ladder and then stomps on it from the second rope and then throws Grunge over the top rope. Drako hits Nate with a DDT and then climbs the ladder but out of nowhere, Craig uses he chain and swings it on Drako’s neck and pulls him off the ladder. Drako is bleeding from his neck and is not moving. Craig goes to hit Nate with the Rage Factor but Nate counters and delivers the Gangstanator through a table. Natedawg is dripping with blood and uses the last of his energy to climb the ladder. Grunge tries to stop him but Nate kicks him off the ladder. Natedawg reaches the title and falls off the ladder with it. All three competitors gave one of the best performance we’ve ever seen in the SIW. Paramedics surround the competitors as the show ends
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic", Jimmy Hayden & Travis Dunns
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Gabriel Cervantes pinned "The Illusionist" Spade to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship 10:45
Terror Soule defeated Zach Blain, The Joker & Sean Alexander in a four way falls count anywhere match to retain the SIW Hardcore championship 12:03
Maurice Bad defeated APB in handicap Las Vegas Street fight to win $50 000 12:11
Heaven Lee pinned Michelle to retain the SIW Women’s Championship 11:55
Asylum defeated Metalgod in a thumbtack match to retain the SIW Extreme Championship 11:51
Darren "Direct Hit" Knight pinned Johnny Ringo to retain the SIW North American Championship 13:44
Chris Macavedi defeated NuTz in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match to win the SIW European Championship 60:00
JaeVeli pinned JD Xtreme to retain the Heavyweight Championship 12:01
Natedawg defeated Ragin’ Craig and Drako in a TLCC match to win the SIW Championship 17:45
Officials: Emmanuel "Manny" Kramer, Joseph Iapolis, Andrew Yung & Sam Carter
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
