A black cadillac truck with 22 rims on it is riding. The car shines from being washed. The truck rides in and when it parks the rims keep spinning. A man waiting opens the door. Out comes Rob Van Dam, wearing his black long shirt and black baggy long jeans, getting out. He closes the door. He opens the back door and get his gym bag. Ludacris's "Move B*tch" is playing in his truck. He takes out the key and locks the door. Walking through the parking lot he sees some superstars. He continues to walk. As he enters the hallways theres chairs, tables, and microphones. There are locker rooms. Then he takes out a paper to where his locker is. He walks down and make a right turn. There infront of him was his locker. He opens the door and looks around. Inside the locker room was a place to hang his clothes, a television, a sofa, a plant, and a glass table with vegetables on it. The carpet was dark blue and there were RVD posters on the beige walls. Rob Van Dam gos inside and closes the doors behind him. Then thorws his gym bag on the floor. He stretches and sits down. Rob Van Dam picks up the remote control and turns on the television. He sees a commerical with Trish on it. He smiles from ear to ear. He continues toi watch for awhile. Somebody knocks on the door and RVD turns off the television. Rob Van Dam walks to the door and opens it. A man with a WWE shirt on and blue jeans stands at the door way.
Rob Van Dam: Hey so is it my turn to go on stage?
Man: Yes Rob Van Dam its your turn. The wrestlers are done wit htheir match and you can go out now. By the time your there everything shoudlb e cleared in the ring. The guys who turn on your music will tell you.
The man leaves and Rob Van Dam walks behind him. The man gos another way and Rob Van Dam heads to the ring. Rob Van Dam picks up a small Poland Spring water bottle and downs it while going the ring. He flings it in the trash. Then he passes the guys who do the music they see him and start playing his music which is "One of a Kind". Then the camera is positioned on stage and Rob Van Dam comes out to a standing ovation. Rob Van Dam walks down the ring. Rob Van Dam walks up the cold steel steps and jumps over the rope.
Lillian Garcia: From Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing two and twenty five pounds, its Rob Van Dam!!!
Rob Van Dam does his thumb taunt. Then takes the microphone from Lillian Garcia. He says something ,smiling, to her. She smiles and blushes. Lillian stpes out the ring. Rob Van Dam looks around and sits on the turnbuckle. He waits as the fans scream and chant "Rob Van Dam! Rob Van Dam! Rob Van Dam!" from boards to foam hands everyone is supporting and chanting for Rob Van Dam!
Rob Van Dam: Now everyone nows who I am but you don't know why I am here. I'm here to kick ass and win that title shot. See I'm hardcore I came a hardcore federation called Extreme Champion Wrestling also known as ECW and The Whole F'N Show isn't leaving WWE without a championship! Now I have to verus Triple H, Hardcore Holly, and Goldberg get a shot at the championship. I don't care who I have to because I'm the Whole F'N Show and nobody is going to stop me from reaching my dream which is getting a titile around my waist. Now look at Triple H he thinks hes so great. For a guy with a long nose, wet tangled hair, and a terrible attitude your lucky to even be egible to have a shot at the title. Triple H you believe your "The Game" and whatever but you better realize I'm better than you. Its game over for you. I'm gonna kick your ass until I fix your nose. If it won't fix I'll break it! You think that your the "Cerebal Assasin"? If your the "Cerebal Assasin" I must be the Max Payne off of Xbox. You think I end careers I add people to the list of injured every month and its alot more than the careers you ended. Triple H I would like to take this quote from Chris Jericho and its just for you "You maybe 'The Game' but I am the Hunter!"
Rob Van Dam: Now Hardcore Holly, you ask how do I like you now? I 've never liked you and never will. I will whip-lash your ass just like I will to Hunter. I'll be beatin the hell out of you to the point you cousin Crash acutally seems cool to hang with. See Hardcore your not good enough to be in the same ring as me. You know why? your not smart enough to know so I have to tell you. You don't have it anymore Holly. You don't have skills anymore. Holly your old and pathetic just like Goldberg. You guys are waiting for your contracts to run out and thats the only reason your hear. They actually let you have a match again. Those are some merciful people. Cause Goldberg remember that monster of yours. They changed the name cause they realized such a has-been your are. Goldberg you think you can spear everyone? Do you think that you can win? I hope not cause if you are you are terribley mistaken. See you guys don't know what your up against. I''ll tell what your up against. A young blood with educated feet, Me, ROB VAN DAM! The entire backstage area men and women alike better understand clearly that I am hear to stay and don't get in my way. I'm relax, I'm layed back, I can rack it up! I'm Mr. Monday Night, I'm Mr. Pay Per View, and I'm THE WHOLE F'N SHOW!
Everyone cheers Rob Van Dam on and Lillian Garcia gets in the ring. Rob Van Dam kisses Lillian Garcia on her hands and she blushes heavily. Rob Van Dam hands her back the microphone and walks down the steel steps and walks up the ramp. Passing the curtain and walks down the hallway. He sees a vendor machine. He puts money in a press the number and letter and it lets out a Pepsi. Then Ron Van Dam look around and takes out a tool. He opens th evendor and gets all the money back and closes it back. He laughs to himself. He got three hundred and eighty dollars. Rob Van Dam gos into his locker room and puts the money on the glass table. Then he turns around to see Lillian Garcia on the sofa with sexy sleeveless night gown. Rovb Van Dam slimes slyly. Then Lillian gets up and start kisssing Rob Van Dam. They make out. Rob Van Dam slips his hands down Lillian's side. Lillian and Rob Van Dam sit on the couch. Lillian continues to make out with Rob Van Dam. Then they calm down and stop.
Lillian Garcia: So Rob are we going to meet up with Coach at the hotel? Cause were probably be late.
Rob Van Dam: So baby there isn't anything to be worried about lets go and on our way I will call Coach and tell him were going to be late. So about one more kiss?
Lillian and Rob Van Dam kiss one more time except its long and slow. When they stop Lillian turns off the television and Rob Van Dam grabs his and Lillian's bags and Rob Van Dam leaves the room. Lillian follows turing off the light and closing the door. Then Lillian come back and turns on the light. He takes the money off the glass table. She turns off the light and closes the door. When the camera reaches to the parking lot Rob Van Dam is putting the bags in the back. Lillian and Rob Van Dam get in and Rob Van Dam starts the engine. "Half Cray Remix" plays in the car and ob Van Dam dives off. He drives out the parking lot and drives off to the hotel. Scenes turn black!
|
