.:Stone Cold's UFCW Roleplay:.

-= Who's Next on Stone Cold's List? =- {The scene opens in a local bar and Stone Cold is watching UFCW afterburn. Stone Cold looks up at the television and he begins to watch the program.} *Last Friday night on execution we had a draft for the UFCW. We have found out that Stone Cold Steve Austin is not very pleased about coming to the UFCW's newer show Monday night Rage. He quoted himself, "I have done what I've done best on execution... And those yella belly bastards put me on Rage!" We got a word with the Texas Rattlesnake earlier today, you might want to listen to what he had to say, take a looks at this! {The show continues where Stone Cold is in Victoria, Texas at his house.} Good Ole' JR: Steve the last time we saw you you gave Hulk Hogan and The End a battle to remember. And in that match you retained your television title. How did it feel to beat the immortal Hulk Hogan? JR I felt good after I pinned Hulk Hogan with the 1..2..3 and that is just another name struck off of my lir our match. You might as well look in the mirror because after I light that dumpster there will be no face. Either way Wildfire your ass will be burnt or it will be battered, blooded, and bruised. What? Wildfire you are the stupidest son of a bitch I haev ever laid my eyes upon. Good Ole' JR:Last week on execution there was a draft, you have saud it yourself that you aren't too happy about coming to Rage. Why are you so ticked off about this? JR my first match was on execution. I won my television title on execution and what really pisses me off is that the UFCW world heavyweight title is on execution. Do you know how much beating Y2J's ass means to me JR? Good Ole' JR:Yeah Steve, you will do whatever it takes... Whatever it takes to hold the world heavyweight title up in the air. Every moment you think about wiining the world title and now it has came back and spit you in your face. But, how do you feel about your new boss Rowdy Roddy Piper? I'll be honest with you, I hate Rowdy Roddy Piper and I doubt that I'll even see eye to eye with him. He may be a wrestling icon, but I don't give a rat's ass what he did in the past. Rowdy Roddy Piper makes me sick... He makes me disgusted deep down inside. I don't feel any remorse for that yella belly bastard and sooner or later he'll have to deal with me in the ring whether he likes it or not! Good Ole' JR:But, why do you hate him? He had the nerves to pick Goldberg first JR and I will never put that behind. Goldberg hasn't even wrestled in the UFCW yet and I don't even know if he still has what it takes to be a true champion anymore. Good Ole' JR:Goldberg has been wrestling in Japan since he left WCW are there any last words to any UFCW superstar? Crush you will get your shot, but I don't know when. I would love to face ya and I'll be ready for ya kid. Good Ole' JR: Steve, thank you for your time and we will see you at Rage good luck to you. Thanks... *UFCW afterburn ends as Stone Cold is still at the local bar guzzling down an ice cold beer. Someone walks up to the juke box and they insert their moneys worth in. Scottish music begins to play and Austin gets up off of his stool. Austin grabs the stool and swings it at the juke box. The glass on it shatters and Stone Cold takes out the record. Stone Cold throws it out of the bar onto the street outside. The guy who put the money in walks up to Stone Cold. Man: Excuse me, I was listening to that! What? Man: I said I was listening to that asshole! {Stone Cold kicks the guy in his mid-section and stunners him. Austin drops down onto the floor beginning to trash talk the man.} Rowdy Roddy Piper is lucky that wasn't his theme music playing because that yella belly bastard would of gotten the same damn thing that you just got! And that's the bottom line cuz' Stone Cold said so. {Stone Cold gets up and stomps on the man. Stone Cold walks out of the bar and he opens the truck door. Austin drives away as moments later his truck pulls up to the arena. The truck stops and the door opens. Stone Cold steps out with his title on his shoulder. All of a sudden the glass shatters as the fans jump up onto their feet beginning to scream off the top of their lungs. Stone Cold walks out wearing his "Bio 3:16" vest and his cut jeans. He steps into the ring as he grabs a microphone from the ring announcer.} If there was one man I would like to face in front of millions of Rage viewers it wouldn't be Rowdy Roddy Piper or Benoit, it would be Goldberg and I in this ring for my television title. Goldberg beat one hundred and something WCW jackasses and he is still known for doing just that! So, Goldberg I will give ya a choice right now, how about you and I for my television title on the first UFCW Monday night Rage? {Stone Cold waits a moment.} I don't have all day Goldberg, so if ya don't answer me soon I may just have to go beat the answer out of ya. But, can you still beat over one hundred guys in a row? Eh eh! Oh hell.... No! I regret the day you even showed up in WCW because I could see it in my eyes that you were gonna be a superstar... So once ya do show up in UFCW Stone Cold is waiting for ya answer and that's the bottom line cuz' Stone Cold said so! {Stone Cold drops the microphone as the microphone makes a loud noise. Stone Cold through the middle ropes and lands on the floor below. He heads up the steel ramp way as the crowd chants "What?" Stone Cold passes through the black curtain as the UFCW cameras stop rolling. Austin is in his locker room when the house show is back on.} For the past few weeks I haven't had any damn matches! Now we have the Rock as the new unisputed title after beating Chris Jericho. Well, now since things have gone down the train Stone Cold Steve Austin is back! And I've just heard the news on the very first Monday night Rage I am putting my TV title on the line against Triple H and American Pyscho. I've already whooped Pyscho's ass, so he doesn't mean a damn thing in this match. Triple H and I go a long way back. And if you really think about it when he's pinned me, he has always used the sledgehammer in that match! What am I saying? Triple H can't win without some kind of distraction and the whole world knows what I am talking about. Triple H your time has come to try to prove something to Stone Cold and whether you like it or not your name is just ahead of Goldberg's on Stone Cold's list. Your two asses are mine this Rage and that's the bottom line cuz' Stone Cold said so! {Stone Cold holds his title up as his promo ends.}