Just as the scene opens a little girl, resembling Rachel Profit-Williams, comes running into the open arms of Magic, who is dressed in one of those big fat suits.

"Daddy!"

Rachel leaps up to hug Magic, but she bounces right off his big belly and goes flying back to the ground.  This cues an Angel Profit-Williams look-a-like to step into the scene, coming from behind Magic.   She slaps him in the back of the head.

"OWIE!  What was that for?!"

"Don't question me!"

"Oh right, sorry babe."

"You better be sorry!"

"Daddy!  Is mommy going to send you to the corner again?"

Magic laughs at his daughter's comments and kneels down.   He pinches her on the cheek and smiles.

"You're so cute Rachel.  No, mommy isn't going to send me to the corner.  Mommy can't make daddy do anything he doesn't want to."

Magic turns and faces the Angel look-a-like and winks.

"Besides, girls aren't supposed to tell boys what to do.  You'll soon find this out."

"Yeah, Rachel.  Mommies like me don't tell daddies what to do...  They make them do it!"

She grabs Magic by the ear and brings him to his feet.

"OWIE OWIE OWIE!!"

"Angel" guides him to the front door of the house, opens it, then pushes him outside.

"I wear the pants in this family!   Now, go shopping!  And don't forget to pick up my dry cleaning!"

"Yes...  Sweety-cupcake-muffin-sugardumpling...  Mmmmm, cupcakes, muffins, suuuugardumplings."

Angel shows her disgust and slams the door.  Rachel could be heard from inside.

"I want to see my REAL daddies!"

"You know we go to see them every night, Rachel Profit-Williams-Troublesome-Taylor-Corbin-Kane-Spartan-Bizkit-Hunt-Wuchie-Sharp-Sharpe-Bond!"

Magic walks away with an upset look on his face, but stops and stares at the camera.

"Once the smoke settles and all is said and done, I will reach a new level in my career where I no longer will be forced to do things my wife tells me.  At Lord of the Coliseum, things are going to change and I will see to it that I leave a path of destruction behind me.  It begins with "The Lone Gunman" and it continues on until no one is left standing except me and me alone!   This isn't a threat either, it's a promise, and one that I will not break!"

"As you can see, I'm not a hard man to find.   I might run away ALL THE TIME and keep tucking my tail between my legs, but I'm still not a hard man to find.  Look at me!  I can be spotted from the moon!  But for some reason, while I'm always running away, people can never find me.  Seth Raide have been griping about this for ages now, when they could have easily found me in the nearest McDonalds!  Is it THAT hard?    I don't think so.  And as far as everyone else goes, if you want a piece of me...  There's plenty to go around, and with plenty left for seconds, and thirds, and fourths!  That's why I plan to survive through the tournament, because no matter how big of a chunk you take out of me, I'll always have more left to beat you down and get the win."

Magic nods his head in agreement with himself before going back to talking.

"To John Taylor, it's time you come to realize that your revenge one me was just way out of reach.  You'll never amount to what I am...   All 1000 pounds of me!  You're like the size of the toothpicks I use to scrape out the chunks of meat fat from my teeth!  I can easily snap you in two, Taylor, and come LotC, I will have you regretting you even came back to GZW in the first place!   While you may be faster, more talented, better knowledged, and faster than me...   I'll still squash you like a bug!  That title will be mine, and I will go on to become the next Lord of the Coliseum!"

"And then my former friend-turned-foe.    I'll see you in the final round where we will have our chance to finish what we started.  The unfinished third fall will take place, and if it's you and me at LotC for all the marbles, then it will truly be a great match and I will be honored to go up against you.  And while my lips are perfectly placed on your ass, to save me from further beatings, it will be my pleasure to put your career in Extinction before you even have a chance to hightail it outta here.  I mean business...  And when I mean business, I mean business!"

A serious look emerges on the face of Magic as he looks deep into the camera.

"It's my time to shine, and I'm going to take all the glory!  I'll do whatever it takes to grab onto the coattails of everyone around me and let them carry me to the top.  No longer will I have to earn my way to greatness, and whoever is strong enough to drag me, then so be it!  This time, like every other time, I'm not going to put effort into what I do.  This time, like every other time, I'm going to let others make me look good before I wear them down and take them out!  It's time for the Extinction of wrestling, because if I win...    That will be the end of this industry as we know it."

Just as it seems the scene is about to close, Magic gets a big clap across the back of the head again.

"Didn't I say to get your ass into the car and go to the store and pick up my dry cleaning?!  When I say do something, I mean do it!"

"But I was just cutting a promo..."

"Cutting a promo?!  How about instead of making the world suffer, you do what I tell you!"

"But..."

"But nothing!  Turn that fucking camera off!"

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