UwA World Champion (x4) , UwA Galaxy Champion (x5) , UwA Tag Champion (x2) , and funniest role-player award.
-" The Most Electrifying Return In Sports Entertainment! "-
[ As the helicopter spotlight hovers over the nightfall of L.A there is only one man on the minds of the people. A man who is a man and a half compared to the ordinary person. A man who is the epitome of (sports) entertainment today. That man is the Rock. The search light looking for that big star, that man. The Rock has returned to the UwA. The search is over - the Rock has arrived. And so he's beaten opponent after opponent, jabroni after jabroni. The Rock's conquered Hollywood -and UwA itself. What does The Rock have instore for the UwA this time. ]
Days, more than a week before Meltdown, UwA's very first television broadcast since it's return,
superstars round the company are gearing up for what is to be one hell of a night. From
the pie down in The Rock's dressing room, all the way to Ric Flair's man titties flapping
as he calls out The Great One's Name. Meltdown is UwA's return show, but in all truth,
and all honesty, Meltdown is just there to support The Rock's return. To give a name to a
celebration of The Rock. As we dawn to New York, for the debut city, with the historic
Madison Square Garden leading the way, we still have plenty of time before showtime, but
the feeling of this new sensation just sticks with these people. They just can't wait for
UwA to enter the listings, and possibly become one of the world's top federations. So it comes, New York City, The Rock's home away from home. Madison Square Garden is
shut down, the lights are off, the stands are empty, and their is not a living person
within sight. That is until suddenly the flicker of a large handle is heard slamming
against metal, and a hallway full of lights slowly flashes on. Their at the end of the
tunnel stands Terri Runnels. Walking calmly down the concrete, she turns the corner and
sees the interview position all nice and set up. She turns on her mic, as she stands
waiting for something. Then suddenly, she turns to see the man jogging up to her. The Rock
has arrived. He looks around and smiles as he is in full wrestling attire.
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Rock, what on earth are you doing here? And why are you in your wrestling gear.. Meltdown
isn't for at least another week.. take off those wrestling trunks for gosh sake.. "
The Rock raises an eyebrow, as he
thinks Terri was talking about something else. But she was only mentioning the fact Rock
is wearing these clothes so early.
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Woah, woah, WOAH! Terri, The Rock sees where
your going, and if The Rock wasn't all business tonight, The Rock would of liked it. But
no Terri, The Great One apoligizes, these babies stay on, because The Rock's got business
to take care of. You ask The Rock why.. why Rocky why.. why are you wearing the tights?
It's because you see Terri, The Rock likes to prepare, The Rock likes to get ready.. The
Rock enjoys being.. HARD and ready. Oh yeah.. whoa now, don't wet yourself. And as for The
Rock wearing the.. WHOA.. good gravy Terri, how could The Rock not do it? "
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Do what Rock? "
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " The Rock, didn't formally address.. his
people. The Rock rambling on, taking about you Terri, talking about your grubby, ten cent
pie.. instead of greeting the people who helped pave the way for The Great One. Terri,
back off.. The Rock will gladly supply you with a mouthful of cream from that scromptous
strudel later. Ahem.. AHEM.. FINALLY.. THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.. TO NEW YORK.. TO NEW
YORKKK.. DAMN THIS TOWN IS SHITTY! Ha Ha Ha.. "
The Rock waits for a reaction but just
skips around, hyping himself, not realizing that he's feeding lines to a empty arena. The
Rock takes a sip of water as Terri speaks.
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Rock, you tasted success last time in the UwA , as you were number one contender for the UwA Heavyweight Title , but the federation fell a little short, and you did not have your match,
correct? "
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Terri, you got a nice ass, and some nice fun
bags, but your damn stupid. The Rock doesnt mind winning a title or not. Why? So The Rock
can be even a bigger star than he already is? Nah, Terri, The Rock's done it all.. The
Rock's done it all. Hell, if it was possible, The Rock would do ballet. Would you like to
see The Rock in ballet Terri? "
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Actually I would Rock, that would be pretty funny.. "
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " That would be funny, Ha Ha Ha.. SHUT YOUR
MOUTH!! You know nothing Terri. The Rock couldn't pull off wearing pink tu tu's, and
getting slapped on the ass by some Italian Pop-Star named Rico Martino everytime he landed a
twirly twist or whatever the hell they're called. The Rock's not secure with doing that
Terri, but The Rock is secure enough with his sexuality.. watch The Rock.. "
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
That was pretty gay Rock. "
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " You bet your sweet ass that was gay, and The
Rock can do it over and over again, because he's damn sure secure enough with his
sexuality. The thing about The Great One is Terri, is that he's multi-talented. Oh yeah,
one second The Rock can be eating that pie like only The Rock knows, then the next second,
The Rock can be serving the most demanding strudel in the ENTIRE WORLD.. Or The Rock can be whooping ass as The Rock's fans are chantin' his name, and if you can't, then you open up your plasticly surgeoned ears and you listen
to the Millions.. AND Millions of The Rock's people.. you just listen you little slut..
"
Terri Runnels puts her ear out with
The Rock as they listen for the millions. Some few seconds go by, as suddenly Terri
speaks.
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Rock, their is no one in the are- "
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Woah.. nobody interupts the People.. and damn
sure nobody.. and The Rock means NOBODY interupts The Rock while listening.. so shut your
mouth, and listen.. 'cos The Rock can hear 'em.. "
Many seconds pass by, as The Rock
waits for some kind of response. He hears nothing and lowers his head to the floor as
Terri chimes in.
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Rock, it looks as if the people are abandoning The Rock. "
The Rock holds up his hand as if to
motion to Terri to shut her mouth, but without actually saying it. The Rock
stares up at the camera.
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Oh The Rock gets it.. oh yeah, The Rock gets
the picture. The People are turning on The Rock.. hey, that's cool. It's not like The Rock
ever needed them. NAH! The Rock got where he is, by being The Rock, baby. Not by being the
lacky boy for the people. The Rock understands.. oh yeah, it's cool. But let The Rock
remind you of one thing.. when The Rock goes on to becoming a FIVE TIME UwA
Champion.. The Rock ain't doing it for you.. HELL NAH! The Rock is doing it, for The Rock.
Now, The Rock heard a certain Jabroni challange The Rock, and his name is Chris Jericho. Jericho, I don't blame ya. You want to make a new for yourself, and by doing that, you challange the best the UwA has to offer. Well this is what The Rock says to you. HELL NAW! Haha. Chris Jericho, your not in my leaugue. Hell, you'd be lucky to even shine The Rock's shoes, bitch. You can't deny The Rock,
nobody can. The Rock is and forever will be, the Trail Blazin', Eyebrow Raisin', Heart
Stoppin', Elbow Droppin', limosine ridin', Peek-a-Boo Hidin', Pie Grabbin', PEOPLE'S
CHAMPION..
The Rock turns to leave as Terri
suddenly taps him on the back. The Rock turns slowly as Terri has a devilish grin on her
face.
' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
So Rock, how about that mouthful of strudel you promised me? "
Terri unbuttons her shirt and flashes
The People's Champion as he gives off a priceless expression.
Ha Ha Ha, The Rock is
hyper-ventalating for christ sake. Somebody get him some water.. wait, no one else is
here.
' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Well Damn Terri, The Rock hasn't seen two big
round bald things like that, since Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle stood side by
side.. The Rock'll be glad to give you some of the strudel.. let's go baby, it's time for
a night out with The Rock. "
The Rock walks off grabbing Terri's
shirt off tossing it backwards. They walk forward so we can only see Terri's naked back.
What a lucky guy that Rock really is. Well, it's safe to say, Rocky's back!
