Jr and King are sitting chatting about what will happen tonight and all the fans are sitting cheering but are all sitting intensly waiting for something to happen when suddenly they hear a big BANG!! and outcomes the New World Order!!! with Kevin Nash Hulk Hogan and Scott Hall.They all look at the fans as some cheer and some boo. The nWo start to walk down the steel silver ramp as the lights shine on them and bounce off the ramp. While they are walking down a fan shouts "Fuck all 3 of u!! u wankers!!!" the 3 of them look at each other and run towards the fan like they are gonna attack him and the fan runs so they stop and conmtinue down to the ring and they all jump up and over the ropes. They all do a pose and scott Hall gets down and does press-ups to show off his muscles as they call King to chuck over a microphone. they get the microphone as Kevin Nash Speaks..

Nash: Hey all my wonderful fans!and some of the suckers out there!!

the fans boo

Nash continues: Well most of them are suckers now!!! well tonight me and my 1 other brilliant fellow competotors are out here to talk about our upcoming match against the crapness the 1 the only well all wrestlers that aren't in the nWo are crap anyways but some of them that stand out are Matt Hardy,Raven,Edge and Scott steiner!! So they are the people us nWo have to face for the tag team titles well me kevin nash and scott hall do hogan doesn't fight in this match but with one less of us means there is one less of everyone else!so taht means we will still win because there is no way in hell that we will get beat by the weaker because no-one is stronger than us because WE ARE JUST TOOOO......SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!so raven you look like a garbage monster i mean lok at the state of your clothes and your hair and face and well basically everything about you!and matt hardy well what can i say?he's alrite at wrestling but dude!u act like a prick man!now im gonna let my bruva scott hall talk about edge and steiner because they are teh two he wants to kick their asses.oh wait a minute my other bruva wnats to do something first please watch clo..

and before Nash could finish his sentence Hulk Hogan grabs teh mic off him

Hogan: sorry dude but i just couldnt wait!im just too excited man we are gonna be tag champs on wednesday night!!you 2 are gonna kick their asses all the way back to where they come from!

the fans cheer and laugh

Hogan:quiet people now i really cant wait to see their asses get kicked im gonna do it now but wait we wouldnt want to waste them and make it too easy for nash and hall to win i mean we need to give them a chance so ive got my own!

*hogan gets out the ring and goes under the irng and brings out real life size dolls of the competitors!!!*

jr and king:HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS WILL BE FUNNY!

*Hogan gets back in teh ring withj the dummies and shows the people it then he brings out a sledghammer and batters them about with it and nash an hall kick it and punch it but it wasnt finished off so he got a lightere out his pocket and laughs at it then he holds it in teh air then carries them and puts them all on the turnbuckle and sets it alight!*

jr and king:hahahahaaa i love these guys they are great at entertaining!

Hogan:Hey you 4 back there did you see that?! haha that will happen to you on wednesday you will die from teh power of the New World Order!!!!! so well i think i have said enough lets hear what scott has to say about scott!*laughs*

Hogan hands teh microphoen to scott hall

Scott Hall: Well i guess i will have to kick scott steiners ass!! it will be scott against scott then eh?? and theres only room for one scott in this business so i will just have to beat you up so much and hard that you will be forced to retire from wrestling because you are so badly injured!scott on wednesday it will be me against you at one point so if you are that scared why dont you just quit right now?! because i mean its not like we need you in this wwe business these days because tehy have better competetors like teh nWo!! so dude its better to be thought a fool than to act and be known as one!!and as for edge well your just a big blonde dumb girl! look at ya you wear big long tight trousers and have long hair like a girl,talk like a girl and dude you fight like a girl!

Jr and king: Well Well well these 3 guys look very confident im not sure who will win but im pretty sure the new world order will come out on top!

Nash:Yea Jr you better think that and know that because we will win!! and after we kick their ass' anyone else who wants a piece can bring it on!!!

The nWo throw the microphone down and slide out of the ring and pose as they walk up teh ramp and head back to their locker room!

Kevin Nash Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan go into their locker room and get some money and put their jackets on and walk back out their locker room to meet michael cole

Cole:nWo i have a few questions here do you have any time?

Hogan: look michael just get lost we will win this match easy it will be a strole in the park!

Nash:Now move outta the way before we kick your ass because we are going down to teh bar to get a few beers

Hall:well?? MOVE!!!

Michael Cole moves out of the way and the new world order continue on their way to the bar.Nash gets out his mobile phone and calls their limo and they wait in teh parking lot for it to arrive....

..::10 MINUTES LATER::..

the limo finally arrives and the 3 men climb into the big long sparkling silver limo...

Hall:Where the hell have you been!!!!we have been waiting for 10 minutes dude!!! so whats your excuse?!im telling you it better be good!!

Limo driver:there was so much traffic look men im so sorry!!

Hogan:Thats not a very good excuse man but we will let you off with it this time but once more well you will feel the pain on the New World Order!!

limo driver: okay okay im very sorry!!!!please dont hurt me!!

the nWo laugh as the driver drives to the other side of town to the best bar around and he drops them off and the limo driver says "that will be 10 dollars please"

Nash:Look pal dont make the night worse from what you did earlier by asking for money so drive off while you can!!

the limo drives away and nash hall and hall barge their way through the big brown wooden door and sit down at the seats at the bar as they order three beers.2 ladies are sitting with their drinks talking about primetime and 1 of them is saying that nwo will get their ass' kicked!! and teh other 1 is defending nwo and saying it will be easy for nwo to win the match so the nwo stand up off their chairs and walk over to the ladies.

Ladie 1:Hey what are you 3 guys looking at?

Hogan:i dont know does anyone know what that thing is??

Nash:hey hey Hulk my man dont be so harsh.now look woman the nwo will win on primetime wednesday night so theres no point in sitting there talking to your friend saying we will get our ass kicked because we wont those 4 wee a$$holes edge steiner matt and raven are wee wussys man they would fight a mouse and would still lose!

Ladie1:eh no i dont think so big man your just a cocky wee dumbass!

Hall:wow wow wow dont talk to my fellow competetor like that!!

A man hears whats going on and walks over

Man:oi you 3 dont talk to this ladie like that!

ladie1:its ok no need to fight here lads because we all know that the nwo would get kicked to the ground too easy leave that for raven,matt,edge and steiner!

hogan walks up to the man and pushes him and says"look dude do you want a fight?" Hogan punches teh man on teh nose and the guys nose bleeds.the man wipes the blood away and looks at hogan in the eyes and grabs him and suplexes him into the bar table!!Nash taps teh man on the shoudler and the man turns round and scott hall hits the guy with a stell chair and a glass bottle.Nash then smiles and picks the man up and jacknife powerbombs him through a table!!

then all of a sudden you hear a bottle smash from behind and Hulk hogan gets up and nash looks round and theres a guy standing ready to fight with the nWo! the guy runs towards nash and spears him very powerfully into the juke box and turns round and powerbombs hogan as he staggers over.then as the man clears away the blood from the glass that smashed from teh jukebox he turns round and Scott hall is up and has a sledgehammer in his hand and scott hits him over the head with it and knocks him unconcious.the rest of the nwo get up and ask for 3 more beers and they celebrate the battle and drink down as they hear an ambulance and a police van coming towards them and the noise getting louder as they get closer so the 3 of them drink up and run out teh back door and get a taxi back to the arena.they go into their locker room and clean up their blood and michael cole comes running in

Cole:what happened to you guys your all bleeding!!

nWo:Well cole we cant say really but for the people who have seen it!that will happen to steiner,edge,matt and raven except there will be no weapons used because we will get dqed but you will bleed because WE ARE JUST TOOOOOOO...........SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!

The 3 men get back to cleaning themselves up and they all get their bags and head back to their hotels....