Connecting to Greatness


Wins: 1	Losses: 0	No Contests/Draws: 0	RP: #1

The scene opens up in Rhys Pect's lounge room where he is sitting watching the famous cartoon "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". Pect smirks at the plasma television screen before looking up and addressing the camera. Alright check! Rhys Pect! And you better rec... ...ognise! You know, before my match with the Enforcer. It was announced that the plans for the Intercontinental Title tournament were scrapped and rebuilt into a best of seven series with yours truly and the derelict moron I was facing on that very night. It made me think in ways of seven things, and I came to the conclusion of this movie... which has seven dwarves. Now this may sound tacky, but hear me out with this one. Last night when I humiliated Enforcer in the middle of the ring, I made him look dopey. See the irony? Dopey from the seven dwarves? He was just as dull headed has the damn dwarf from snow white! So what's next for this pitiful fool? Falls asleep mere minutes into the match? Gets grumpy and throws a hissy fit next time I kick his ass? Or maybe even happy... where he is oh so pleased that Rhys Pect snapped reality back into his thickly coated skull. Either way, it was sweet irony. With that said, Pect picks up the remote control on the arm rest of his couch and quickly turns the television off. He then looks up at the camera again and speaks. Now I could go on and on about how I totally proved my point by whooping that moron's ass at Detonation! We hear a whisper from the cameraman. Devastation. Whatever! I don't care! Who asked you? Did I? Well no you didn't... What? Was that yes or no? No. No? Yes. Yes? No, I mean yes. I mean... SHUT THE HELL UP! WHO'S PROMO IS THIS ANYWAY?! Yours. Mine? Yes. Who asked you to speak? You did. No I didn't. But... Zip it cha-chi! You just... Zip it cha-chi! Rhys Pect shakes his head and lets of a big sigh before continuing to speak. Now, anyway. About Deva... hmmm... Devasta.... Zip it cha-chi! The cameraman finally gives up and remains quiet. About last weeks show. I could go on and on about how I defeated that jackass quite simply and easily in the middle of the ring. But I'm not going to... Pect pulls a straight face before turning it into an arrogant smirk. Like hell I ain't going to go on about it! I'm going to be talking about it all the way through until the next damn show! Why? Because I'm Rhys Pect, and I'm better than him. You hear that? I'm BETTER than ENFORCER! Hey camera guy! Guess what? W-What? I'm BETTER than ENFORCER! And do you know what else? What? I'm better than you! I'm better than PG! I'm better than Hardsnore Kevcrap! I'm the greatest thing to happen to the WuW! And now it is TIME for the Flawless Connection to commence. Isn't that...? You can shut up now, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the poor fans at home who pay to watch pointless Kevcrap promos. But, yes... the Flawless Connection is what Mike Mitchell talks oh so much about. Fact is, he always talked about the Flawless Connection and how it was coming to the WuW. Guess what scum and scummettes? The Flawless Connection is the 'Flawless' Mike Mitchell teamed up with the single most greatest tag team partner you could EVER find. Rhys.... Pect!!! None of you jackasses ever thought of it neither. You just thought it was some mindless rabble. Fact is, we don't speak mindless rabble. We speak about important matters... and this my friend, is an important matter. Mike Mitchell and I have toured all over the world, dominating tag team divisions whilst in the meantime still have the capability to be the top two singles competitors in the business! Look in the dictionary, find the word 'flawless' and you will FIND our names inked in the damn thing! It's time this business changes for the good. It's time this business is taken over from it's over-rated big names like PG, Kevcrap and Slimetime. The Flawless Connection will rise to the occasion of making sure we run the damn place! Screw your religions, for WE will be your gods! As Neo and Enforcer will be the first to learn the true meaning of tag team greatness! Who exactly can object to that? Enforcer? No, I kicked his sorry ass! Neo? Pfft, that moron wants to ALIGN with Enforcer. So that automatically makes him a nobody. Our skills can no longer be doubted. For I proved myself by simply defeating Enforcer in the middle of the ring, while Mike Mitchell made Callis and Dawson both tap out. Now, it is time to show a bit more Rhys Pect around the damn place. For like Talky Alcock said... I am the future. I will be the World Champion sooner or later, and there ain't a damn thing nobody can do about it. You can't stop greatness, you can't stop what the future holds. I have explained time and time again, that the WuW NEEDS Rhys Pect. Rhys Pect is the one, with only Mike Mitchell ever being the man to match up to my skills. When the great join with the great... it makes a force that should not be reckoned with. It's time to connect. It's time for the Flawless Connection! 'Cause when it comes to Rhys Pect and Enforcer. The score is 1-0. But whe it comes to The Flawless Connection against Enforcer and Neo. It'll be more than a win... it will be a point proven! Rhys Pect smirks and nods in approval of what he has just said as the scene slowly fades to black.