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About a month back, my supervisor and I were discussing the wrestling scene. I was shocked to learn that he was a fan of The Terror.

He now can not understand why I have brought the lawsuit against him for mental cruelty and harrassment.

Was I wrong in doing this?


Anxious,

Sally Strumpet

Dear Sally,

Rest assured that you have done nothing wrong. Such blatant and unwarranted hostility should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
In addition to criminal proceedings, I would suggest a civil suit as well to compensate you for all the damages you have suffered, being subjected to such cruelty as working for a fan of The Terror.
If there's any justice in this world, your supervisor will get what's coming to him.
Mogreasha

Dear Mogreasha,

What is your opinion of A.W.E.?

Some friends of mine said it wasn't any good, but I went to a show and I liked it.

Signed,
Frankie Bleernfston

Dear Frankie,

I have never been to an A.W.E. show, so I can not speculate.
Nevertheless, Mr. Gargle seems like an honourable promoter to me.
I would venture to say that your time is much more well spent at an A.W.E. event than at anything put on by The Terror and his hateful T.W.O. concern.
That's what I would say.

Mogreasha

Dear Mogreasha,

Whatcha gonna do when the TWO runs wild on YOU?

Toaster and Hootmon Hullings

Dear Whatever,

The T.W.O. can only do one thing by which it can run wild, in my opinion.
It can become the Timouthey Wrestling Organization.
Anything less would be uncivilized.

Mogreasha