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 DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In a move that has stunned the wrestling world, The Terror introduced Timouthey as the latest member of the T.W.O. talent pool at the latest installment of his televised exhibition "Wednesday 'Rastling." The Whirl is proud to have brought you this news before anyone else. Promising all the T.W.O. fans "a surprise," Terror revealed Timouthey as his latest acquisition and new tag-team partner. "I've gone out and found the best worker possible to display the fact that there is absolutely no stopping The Terror or the T.W.O.," Terror yelled at our reporter after the show. "And you had better be sure that Mogreasha gets a good look, brother! I told her there'd be hell to pay! Well, Mogreasha, welcome to your own private hell! Hah!" When contacted at her remote cabin upstate, Mogreasha told our office, "I don't believe a single word of what you're saying. I don't watch that garbage. There's no way that Timouthey is in the T.W.O." A few minutes later, Mogreasha called our office to say, "All right. Yeah. I just saw the replay on television. There must be some mistake, is what I think. There's been a mistake." She then hung up the phone. Not all fans took it so hard, however. Chubb "Slim" Fattyfatfatfat, 15, of The South Side told our reporter outside the T.W.O. Arena, "Oh, yeah, I thought it was great! The Terror's gonna defeat that Cult by using Timouthey! That's gotta be the coolest thing! I thought it was like awesome when Terror called him a clown. I can't wait 'til..." Chubb then trailed off, having to take a short break to catch his breath. "I think I've figured it out," said Mogreasha after calling our office back a few minutes after she hung up. "Yeah, that's just an impostor, is who it is. That's not really Timouthey. They got a look alike. Or, they took someone and made him look like Timouthey." Becoming increasing agitated, Mogreasha began screaming, "How much did they pay for the plastic surgery?" and once again hung up the phone. Timouthey was unavailable for comment. We think. We don't know what it was that he was saying. |
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