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March 15, 2002 Edition
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The Terror attacks Wilson Fisk last Monday in Topeka, KS, in an undated photo.

DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) In a move that has stunned the wrestling world, the Terror made an unscheduled and unannounced appearance on PWL Big Time Wrestling this past Monday night, attacking Wilson "Kingpin" Fisk.

This followed closely on the heels of the surprise appearance the previous Wednesday of Schoolhouse Rocky on the televised programme "Wednesday Rastlin'," staged by the Terror's T.W.O. concern.

"Uh-huh, that [darn] sure was strange," said Marybelle Jones. "I was jes' sittin' theah in the front row, and then he just jumps outta nowheah. I didn't even know who he wud, 'til I done saw him later."

Terror refused to be interviewed by Kermit on his way out of the venue, so we are left with only speculation and rumour as to just what the Terror's appearance might signify in the world of wrestling at large.

"Well, he refused to be interviewed by Kermit on his way out," industry insider Figgy Winch told our reporter, "so we are left with only speculation and rumour as to just what the Terror's appearance might signify in the world of wrestling at large."

"Personally, I think it spells the end of the TWO for good," said Whirl staffer Mogreasha. "It shows that the Terror has finally realised that he can not compete with the likes of Timouthey and the PWL, so he joined them. That's the way I see it, and so does everyone that I've talked to."

Mogreasha did have praise for the PWL, however, for "showcasing Timouthey's talent right after that no good Terror appeared on their show. Did you see that gauntlet match? It took six men - count them - six men to equal the endurance of Timouthey in that match. It's about time that the world gets to see more of such an honourable performer."

The Terror was unavailable for comment.

Name: Morton "Mac" Groan
Age: 21
Hometown: Scrubb County
Favourite Wrestler: Terror
Favourite Whirl Feature: The next time, Mogreasha, I ain't going to send you no letter in advance.

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