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DATELINE FLASH! - (TWW) The Terror once again proved to all wrestling fans that he is the lowest form of life there is.

At the unaptly named Terror Aplenty card, held on the evening of Sunday, December 16, the Terror cowardly attacked the valiant Cooleroy, leaving him for dead during his main event match with Schoolhouse Rocky.

At one point, the Terror attempted to induce Rocky to apply the pin to Cooleroy. Rocky understandably declined.

Thankfully, Cooleroy soon made a full recovery, and rightly chased the Terror from the ringside area.

Our on-the-scene reporter tells us that although at home the chase seemed rather quick and animated, not to mention moving somewhat jerkily, that in the live show, all was normal. He also reports that, in accord with his unbelieveable haughtiness, the Terror quit running from Cooleroy the minute he stepped backstage. The gall!

Paravale representatives were unresponsive when asked whether they would fire the Terror and bring assault charges against him.