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PFA MONDAY NIGHT TESTIFY SHOW - The scene opens with 25,678 fans screaming as they are live for yet another PFA Testify - - "Special K" by Placebo hits as President Wilson comes out, the place explodes, he is carrying a piece of paper and has that usual smile on his face that has brightened up EWE, NJW and PFA - "Welcome everyone to the Premiere Fighting Alliance's Monday Night Testify baby!" - Fans cheer - "This night is going to be a very historic night for PFA and for wrestling in general because it is the end of an era, it is the end of the PFA and it is the end of President Wilson's reign as full time President." - Fans boo - "Why boo me? We have had some great moments, President Wilson has seen some great moments, some great matches, and some great wrestlers. He has also seen bastards screw him, walk out and general f*ck up his federations but you should know that I am not like that at all. I have always and always will care for my wrestlers and make sure that their interests come first, so don't worry because this has all been thought through for the wrestlers. It has also been thought through for the fans, PFA may be coming to an end, President Wilson may be coming to an end but for next generation wrestling this is just the beginning." - Fans cheer - - NJW Logo Appears On The Titantron -
- Wilson receives a massive cheap pop - "Yeah I thought you would all like that, well I like it too, NJW was a great company, a place to be proud of. Let's have a look at some of the moments of NJW." - Fans cheer - JC - He is going up to the top rope, by god look at this TJ. **Andy McMirra taunts on the top rope before launching himself off the turnbuckle and delivering an elbow drop** TJ - It's over, we got our first NJW Heavyweight Champion. JC - Hell no it's not, look at this... **McMirra picks up Rit Webz and delivers double vision** JC - It's over, it's over. **McMirra hooks the leg** 1... 2... 3... JC - Yes! TJ - Damn it the crowd is going wild, NJW has crowned its first ever heavyweight champion and his name is Andy "Pure Excellence" McMirra! - The footage ends - "So that was our first champion and now let me take you to February of this year for NJW Ressurection!" Livewire hits a frog splash on Jay Cool. Livewire grabs Jay Cool
and applies an arm wrench. Livewire takes Jay Cool into the ring.
Livewire hits Jay Cool with an elbowdrop. Livewire hits a frog
splash on Jay Cool. Livewire stands up. Livewire delivers the
electricity to Jay Cool. Livewire goes for a pin. Referee the
referee makes the count. ...1 ...2 ... The Announcer - The winner of this match, as a result of a DQ
Livewire. - The scene goes back to the live Testify broadcast - "That was the last match we saw Livewire in. A great match definitely but not as great as this next treat for you all. This is Y2Jammie and Jay Cool going at it for the NJW Heavyweight Championship..." Y2Jammie swings a Steel chair and hits Jay Cool. Jay Cool is bleeding as a result. Y2Jammie trys for a side suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jay Cool.Y2Jammie takes the ladder back into the ring. Y2Jammie executes a spinning DDT, planting Jay Cool's head in the the ladder. JC - Good spinning DDT by Y2Jammie. [Y2Jammie stands up. Y2Jammie starts to climb the ladder. Jay Cool knocks Y2Jammie off the ladder. Y2Jammie climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Jay Cool. Now Y2Jammie standing. Y2Jammie moves to the first step of the ladder. Jay Cool tips over the ladder knocking Jay Cool off. They lockup. Jay Cool sends Y2Jammie to the corner of the ring with the ladder. Y2Jammie with a high crossbody on Jay Cool. Jay Cool is back on his feet. Y2Jammie trys for a spinebuster bomb but is unable to lift Jay Cool.Jay Cool clotheslines Y2Jammie. They lockup. Jay Cool sends Y2Jammie to the corner of the ring with the ladder. Jay Cool goes up the ladder. Jay Cool goes one step closer to the belt. **Rare Grit runs out and hits Jay Cool off the top of the ladder and turns to Y2Jammie but Y2Jammie attacks him and delivers the chokeslam** Holy One then runs out of nowhere and races up the ladder and grabs the championship belt. TJ - What the hell Holy One has the belt. Jay Cool gets up and looks around the three men lay the boot to Rare Grit as Tazz comes out. The men stand next to each other with Holy One in the middle with the heavyweight belt and on the titantron Holy Alliance appears. TJ: We don't have a winner but I think it is clear that Rare Grit has snapped but the plan has back fired as Jay Cool is now a member of Holy Alliance until next time goodnight. JC - Hell they'll be explaining to do and who is the champion
is it Holy One? - President Wilson laughs - "JC was a dumbass then he really was, I mean how the hell can Holy One be champion in a match he wasnt in?" - Fans look slightly bemused - "Well we havent got time to show you all of the NJW's finest moments, so just enjoy this five minute compilation." - "Torniquet" by Marilyn Manson plays as moments are shown - JC - It's only Kingpin and Mr. W, turn around Mr.W! ------------------ TJ - Kingpin has won the Rumble, Kingpin has won the Royal Rumble, damn it he has done it! --------------------- JC - Look at the size of this guy, CBA is enormous. TJ - He is going up against the new guy Monster Nate. JC - What a rookie this man is, he is never going to get anywhere, even Dr. Pain hates him. ---------------------- JC - The monster CBA has demolished Monster Nate and shown Nate who really is the boss in NJW. ------------------------------- JC - It's Rastaman, it's The Unknown, it's Livewire and they are all going at it for two championships. -------------------------- JC - The electricity has been delivered. TJ - Livewire is the hardcore champion. ------------------- - Livewire delivers the electricity to the unknown - JC - He hit it again...he is going to be the new heavyweight champion. PW - Let me sort this out. TJ - Where the hell is he going? JC - I have no idea. **Wilson smacks Livewire with the belt** JC - Damn it, that son of a bitch. JC - ...son of a bitch JC - ...son of a bitch. **Wilson smacks Livewire with the belt** JC - ...son of a bitch 1....2....3 TJ - Livewire has been screwed. TJ - Been screwed TJ - Been screwed TJ - Been screwed JC - Wilson is raising The Unknowns hand, he is the first corporate champion! -------------------------------------- FR - T-Train and Nate are going at it, my god this has to be the greatest rivalry in history. JC - Damn it that is garland, son of a bitch FR - Train is the IC Champion and it is a damn robbery. ------------------------------------ Wilson - "Well that was NJW, then there was EWE, and next came PFA!" - Fans explode -
"That was another fed to be proud of, please enjoy the five minute look back." ------------------------- FR - Hayle has won the championship. JC - He has been waiting a long time and he thoroughly deserved it getting through the two best men, T-Train and Joey. ----------------------------- FR - Monster Nate is back in the PFA and by god is he ready to beat the living hell out of people. - Monster Slam to Wilson - - BBW Sharpshooter to FP - - Monster Slam to Jerry Lee Osbourne - LD - Nate is unstoppable! ---------------------------- JC - Joey is a hard working wrestler and has won the title. ---------------------------------- Monster Nate - People like Joey dont deserve the title. LD - Damn right that ungrateful bastard won the title and ran like a coward. ----------------- "So now that we have seen the highlights and lowlights of my reign as a President we will move onto bigger and better things. PFA members you have all been given contracts at Next Generation Wrestling, and although I am retiring as a President guess who is CEO?" - Fans cheer - "That's right me, damn it, me! I will be CEO of the company and here is the owner... - Bob Anderson comes out wearing a suit and tie, he enters the ring smiling - "Bob can you explain to the PFA fans what NGW is and its aims?" "NGW is the next big thing in Sports Entertainment and its aims are simple, to deliver spine chilling atmospheric shows that will keep the fans on the edge of their seats from start to finish" "Considering PFA members have automatic contracts how can you ensure this is not another PFA and is a lot more than PFA?" "Simple, because this is N...G...W!" **Bob gains a cheap pop** "Can you please reveal whom the President of this company will be and tell us how he will do a good job to reassure the roster backstage?" "The president will be Jamie Fletcher and I am sure he will keep everyone happy because if he doesn't, he will have to answer to me" "As you know I am CEO, in simple terms why me?" **fans laugh** "Shut up damn it, this is for you to understand things." "Well Michael, we know that you have a great reputation within the Sports Entertainment industry, and by having you as our CEO NGW will expand greatly and become the greatest federation the world has ever seen" "I have to agree with you there. With me a man who has owned an e-wrestling fed for over 1 year, you a man who has done it all and Jamie fresh blood to train, what ya gonna do from NGW comes down on you?" - Camera shows a man with a Hulk Hogan t-shirt in the audience - "Sorry got a little carried away there. Looking at your past record your federations haven't stayed open too long, how can we be sure this federation will last?" "Well altogether the federations which I have run have lasted over a year, which in wrestling terms is quite a long time. But NGW will succed because the difference between these other feds and NGW is that I am not doing it alone" "When talking about not doing it alone I am sure loyal NJW and PFA fans would like to know what will happen to JC, LD, TJ, and FR, known in short as the PFA commentary team?" "Well, these PFA staff members will be involved, whether it is in their ordinary commentary positions I can not state, but they will still have jobs and feeding their families" "A lot of people must be speculating what will become of the man we all love to hate James T Garland. With me as a CEO and PFA no more where does PFA's Commissioner stand with NGW?" "well we have sorted this out with James, and his position is safe in NGW as a Creative Team member with a look towards a higher position in future" "Ok, thank you Bob, just sit ringside while I make my next announcement." "Ok NGW is set to kick off in **scratches his head**...oh yes 2 weeks, when I say kick off I mean that is when the fixtures will be put up. So PFA you may be wondering what is instore for you for the next 2 weeks, well let me tell you. As a President my aim has been to find the ultimate e-wrestler and come 2 weeks today we will all find out who the best wrestler is because there is going to be an invitational Royal Rumble. All PFA members are invited and all they have to do is contact me to let me know if they are in the Rumble. This has the potential to be the largest Royal Rumble ever as I have one hell of a lot of friends, however I can exclusively reveal that not only will they be given the title "Greatest E-Wrestler Worldwide" but they will also be given the PFA World Championship, this will stay in there cabinet for the rest of there life because whoever wins this Rumble truly will be a Premiere Fighter!" **Fans cheer** "So why is this thing such a big deal? How can we be sure it is for Premiere Fighters. Well i don't know really, maybe because the retired Bob Anderson is going to be in the ring." **The place erupts** "Or could it be simply because Chris Thunder is going to there as well as JLC, Axl, Spider." **The place is going to explode quite literally** "That is right PFA, my last match as a President is going to be the greatest match in the history of e-wrestling and guess who the referees are?" **Silence hits** "Michael David Wilson, James T Garland, and Thorny AKA Mr. W AKA The Horny One AKA The Boost" "And if that is not all, if that is not all we have not 2 commentators, not 3 but 4 commentators and they are Liston DeLeon, Thomas James, Jim Coleman, and PFA's own fat b*stard, Fat Rob!" **Place explodes** "So with that said, with all that said what else could be said? Oh yeah that it is taking place in Bewdley's new Multiplex and it will seat 200,000 fans meaning there is the potential for it to be the biggest wrestling event turnout ever. With that said if you keep checking back to the official PFA site you will see the listings for the Royal Rumble. So fans of wrestling, Garland, Jammie, Chronos, Dr. Pain, all of the roster, everyone I have ever worked with, Bob Anderson, Thorny, thank you for making this special, thank you for making e-wrestling fun, good night!" - Show Ends -
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