Edge: Hey bro, get me a Mountain Dew!
Christian: What, huh? Oh jeez. I dunno Edge-ster. Last time I got a Mounain Dew, you remember what happened don't you? I guess I'm a little spooked about the Dew and fridges.
Edge: Yah..
Edge: Wonder what else could be in there?
Christian: I dunno, but, lets get outta here.
Ventura: I guess after the Game's attack last week Christian is spooked about refidgerators.
Shane: I guess so. Well here comes Hardcore Holly and the Big Show. This should have been Crash but Holly just dumped his cousin.
Ventura: And in slides Edge and Christian, the tag team champions.
Ventura: And Show right away dumping Christian out of the ring. Hmm...he dumped him just like Holly did to Crash!
Shane: Not funny Jesse. Crash could of been in this match.
Shane: Now Big Show heaves Christian into the turnbuckle post.
Ventura: And on the other side of the ring, Hardore Holly is smashing Edge's head into the post.
Ventura: And he follows that up with a suplex to the floor.
Shane: Excuse us if we forgot to mention before, but this is a Falls Count Anywhere match folks.
Shane: On the other side of the ring, Big Show has taken Christian through the crowd and throughs him through that curtain to the backstage area.
Ventura: And now look at Christian, he's pleading for mercy.
Shane: Well wouldn't you plead for mercy too if a 500 pound man was chasing you?
Ventura: Touché McMahon.
Ventura: Well what-da-ya know. Big Show has taken Christian to that fridge backstage! haha.
Shane: Well, we all saw what happened a while ago with Christian.