' B A S I C T H U G -A- N O M I C S '

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We are well into our first pay per view week, the week of Rebellion. Tensions are high and the anticipations could not be any greater. Only great things should be expected of Rebellion and by god with it be delivered. Without a doubt to the people of Manchester John Cena will be the main attraction, Cena will be the man they root for has he is running havoc in the hardcore title war. Angle, Hurricane and Bagwell three competitors all worthy of being the Hardcore champion but they will have to step aside on this one as Cena is going all the way and not a single man will step in his way. It is true what they are saying in the world of wrestling, Cena IS thee next NCW Hardcore Champeen!

Manchester City Center a place for the addicted shopper and a place to see the world known monuments. Also it is a place for the tramps to earn there money beginning. These people are the ones without respect, the people who have made a mockery of there life. Then you get the not so tramps but the people who do things for money on the street, The Cheap Street entertainers if you will. If you are not aware of what these people are well let me explain. These are the people who place music or juggle or whatnot. The scene comes in on a packed high street in the heart of Manchester city center. John Cena can be seen walking down the street amongst the crowds of Mancunians. Cena looks in a unusual happy mood as he strolls in down the street with his mack on. As he comes to the bottom of the street a huge crowd is gathered and the middle a small man singing to the crowd. The crowd look all hyped up as this man struts his shit. Cena curiously walks over to the crowd to get a better view of what’s going on. Cena barges to the front of the crowd to be amazed to see a little midget man rapping. Once the man has finished his current track Cena jumps onto the stage eager to perform.

|- John Cena-| You pretty fly but you aint seen my shit yet so get off the stage and let me show tha peeps how it’s really done.

|- Little Rapper-| How about no, the people are here to see me. So if you would get of the stage it would be great. I wanna bust another beat.

|- John Cena-| Bust another beat, you aint gonna bust no other beat. You’re English and shit, you guys cant rap like us Americans. If you guys rapped it would be called Crap.

|- Little Rapper-| Jus another typical American, feelin’ threatened by England.

|- John Cena-| Threatened by some English chump? I don’t think so, I am the hottest rapper to hit these shores I aint got nothin’ to fear. I am the superstar of NCW, I have had bigger test than this before. How about performing to twenty thousand plus each Monday night. This Manchester peeps aint no threat neither is a Manchester chump like you.

|- Little Rapper-| Ok then Mr NCW I will give you 2 minutes to show what you got. If the people here cheer your good if they boo you, you’re just like the rest of America…LOSERS!

|- John Cena-| Ok you’re on shorty. Someone kick a beat this shit is about to go platinum style! This following rap goes to all my peeps that follow the NCW, National Championship Wrestlin’

You thought that bitch was a good rapper

Wait till you hear me, im dappa!

The hottest white guy about

When im finished even the pope won’t have a doubt!

Buff I hear you’re the stuff, But why do you take it rough?

Of a pack of dogs, then get licked by a frog?

BB the wannabe sexy man,

All up in ere with his shitty put on tan.

Buff is as hardcore as a tampon,

The only think Buff can wipe his DICK ON!

Im buff the stuff and the girls can’t get enough.

Why you trippin’ duff you aint nothin’ but a PUFF!

You wanna hit people with your “BLOCKBUSTER”

What a lame move, about as effective as a dust mover

I really believe you are god damn mindless,

When we meet through I will make you spineless.

I guess this will pay you back for your thickness

Thinkin’ you got a chance at keepin’ the title

Your homo quotes are god damn HUMERAL!

When we step in the squared circle I will break yo neck’ Just like some sad guy named Tek,

Who wants to kill himself cos’ he’s a nervous wreck

I still can’t believe you can consider to compare

Your technique is so bad it’s like the face job done on Cher!

I might as well step of this stage, open another page

On the hardcore book as I am to blow NCW to FUCK!

Cena stops and looks around the crowd nervously waiting for a noise from the silence. Then a huge smile appears on a audience member and the rest of the crowd cheer wildly as Cena begins to flex on the stage. The little man steps onto the stage applauding.

|- Little Rapper-| Yo this is Cena and don’t forget the name. This guy just become a legend of Manchester for sho’.

|- John Cena-| Well Y’know J to tha C is tha bomb like I said. I am tha number rapper so don’t forget that.

|- Little Rapper-| Don’t worry we wont man. Thanks a lot you have brought a lot to our rap game. Have you considered bring out an album or somethin’?

|- John Cena-| I aint got tha time too, but what I will do is let this mutha’ go up again with another one of my freestyles. Can you dig that dawg?

|- Little Rapper-| O I can dig that boy. Let a beat drop my man is about to let the roof pop.

|- John Cena-| Here we go, JC back at’cha’ for Manchester freestyle number two, dedicating this especially to my match at NCW Rebellion this coming Sunday.

The match starts, its gonna be over quick

Drop to the floor and suck my dick

Your gay hair nice and neat,

Another reason why your gonna get beat!

Buff the stuff don’t make me laugh

That’s as cheap as your AUTOHGRAPH!

As I Rhyme this Hip-Hop

You know your listenin’ to some corny ass NSYNC pop.

But jus picture this thought of your head about to drop

No one can doin nuthin’ about it, not even a measly cop

That hardcore title is movin away from you

So what is your punk ass gonna do?

Hardcore, hardcore how the hell is Cena Hardcore!?

Well the peeps asking this will be cryin’ on tha floo!

Cena got a plan, a plan to be tha man

The plan will make me mo’ mature than Clinton’s gran!

First I will crush Angle,

I will leave his Olympic balls in a dangle

His bald head will be wishin’ he was dead

Over to Hurricane, the mighty hero

I will whoop his ass down to, which is two-zero

Over comes the champ aggression in mind

I will ramp a forklift right up his BEHIND!

Down goes Bagwell, One, Two, and Three

Cena out walks out the champ He! He! He!,

That was the plan executed beautiful

That aint no lie, its truthful!

Those who had doubted Cena was wrong

JC is gonna go home with this dick 20” LONG!

|- John Cena-|  Ah yea, can you feel that Manchester. Im outta here peace!

By this time nearly the whole of Manchester are applauding the impact of Cena. Cena steps of the stage to a great reception. Then the little man who was rapping picks up the mic, the crowd see this and walk off. This is just showing the level of which Cena can leave and this Sunday will be no different that’s for sure.