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Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to your weekly addition of MWF Update. Tonight on the show we will be having various promos and some action and discussion on the road to Mayhem. The big issue is the world title.

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Who will face Anarkist. My bet is on Sam King. But anything could happen. Joe Foale or Wildfire could shine this week and prove better than both Anarkist and Sam King. Anything can happen in the exciting world of the MwF!

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This week Wildfire has talked himself into a whole world of trouble John. Coming out and ranting his mouth off about him being unbeatable and why he could defend his title. Now he ahs to deal with none other than Rick "Acid" Jones. He will be taking him on one on one for his Television Championship.

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I think Wildfire can beat Rick Jones and put a end to that galavanting bunch of vandilising racist idiots. That's all they are racists. Taking the piss out of our country. Lay might aswell urinate and shit on the stars and stripes. Wildfire I beg of you end their mockery. In your words, make them shut the fuck ujp!

The titon tron fizzes once or twice and suddenly the video of Wildfire plays to the soundtrack, Into The Void which is written and composed by Nine Inch Nails. The fans waves their signs and the first chant the Television Champion's name. He doesn not evole from the curtains. Instead the scene fades to black. We are in darkness utter darkness. A desert land. There is a wind and you can here a laughing in the background. The sky is nothing but a mirage of black water. There is a small flame in the centre. It flies downwards and a whole fire is lit. It crackles and dances the most beautiful ballet in the wind which driving northely. A face. Behind the fire is a face. A face that tells a tale of a long hard road to success. The man behind the fire is fairly successful. The man is Wildfire. His shoulder once again has the Television Championship on it. He wears a pair of creme jogging bottoms and a black t-shirt saying "Psych Ward" in big white letters. He does not smile or show any sign of happiness as would do usually. Just stares. Not Blinking. The silence is brokens as he finally speaks.

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A long hard road. A long drafted rough road to where I am. I have been worn, torn. I have been beaten. I have bled. I have felt pain. I have been hurt. I have had injuries. I have trained until my bones ached. I am working to get to the word that every person wants to get to. It begins with 'P'. Take a guess. ladies and Gentlemen the word is Perfection. I have been trying to perfect myself. Trying to perfect my wrestling ability. Trying to perfect my in ring talent. I believe perfection is the most optimistic goal. A key to success is optimism. If you're not optimistic how can you be successful. You must dream to be something more than you already are. It's not just optimism. It's commitment. Effort. It takes time. You can not just walk in and expect to be perfect. Expect that your in ring talent is perfectionate. I learnt lesson. After beating Sam King on May 5th, I didn't think I'd ever lose again. But I have. Twice in fact. I have lost twice in matches I should win. Because of my ego. I thought I did not have to work or train and all that came with it is defeat. being beaten. I hate defeat. It makes me unhappy. It's one of the worst things on earth to ever encounter. Defeat. You can work hard all you're life and miss one week of training and bam it's gone. You get the big D. Defeat. I won't let that happen again. I will not lose the same way again. Next Monday is important. It is vital. I must keep my television title. If it is the last thing I ever do in my career I must defend. I can't face the word defeat again. It'll make me lose my cool. Make me go mad so to speak. Make me want to scream out loud and get violant. I can't win like that. I'll be nothing. I won't be able to focus. This title has helped me keep my focus. The first and only title I have had in my career yet and I am the longest reigning champion. That is focus and work and why should I let that slip in one match. One stupid match that could make me seem a idiot. I can not lose and will not lose. And god almighty, I refuse, damn it. I refuse to lose to a god damn Canadian!

He begins to burn his finger. It hurts and he puts it in his mouth.

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You see that would be the most degrading thing to encounter. Having a Canadian lied on to of you while you get pinned. It's almost as bad as having sex with a canadian women. Know why sex with canadians is bad. The men are femine and women are masculine. Not a good thing. Anyone focusing on the task at hand. Being pinned by some new guy would be better. The guy who just debuted. Mike Parsley, no Mike Savage. Yes that's it. That would be less degrading than getting pinned by a femine good for nothing canadian with a stupid name like Rick. Rick Jones. You see, if that names wasn't idiotic enough, the stupid prat goes and adds Acid as a alias. God damn it. Does this guy want to sound like someone who kills rats and is a master at pest control or his life. Is that what is he aiming for because he doing a good job at it. Now this week I face this guy. In America, not canada. Do you know why that is Rick? Because we should not even touch Canada. This place is too good for the damn country and lets all face it now, who wants SARS. In fact Rick have you brought SARS with you to the MWF because I'm pretty damn positive Edward doesn't want his roster dying of some disease brought in by a curtain jerker. Rick this week you get a chance to go a littler higher in the ranks of the Maximum Wrestling Federation. You see theres no chance of me ever curtain jerking now because I am such a good champion. Hell Rick, you'll be unlucky not be in the main event. We all know you have not talent but it does not matter when you're in the ring with me because I am the best. I'm so damn good that just facing me, doesn't matter how bad I beat your ass will make you're repretation seem better. You know it's hard work being in the ring with me, so Rick are you ready?

He lights a small brown twig. He twirls in the air making a fireball. He then places it on the ground and treads on it with his feet. He looks up into the camera again and begins to speak.

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Rick can you handle this level of extreme? Do you know personally how hardcore this going to get. If you're not sure. Forget it. Don't come into the arena unsure of what is going to happen because that would be a mistake. A huge mistake. I am hardcore Rick. I am the most hardcore and extreme man in the Maximumj Wrestling Federation. There is no doubt about. Rick, I have ended a mans career. Look back to the last Pay Per View. Kaos. I beat him and where is he now? No where to be seen. I ended him. Made his career come to a halt. I shattered a mans dream. I shattered and took all hope away from him. You see that is a achievement and it is one of the things that backs up how extreme I get. Now there is Sam King. I have beat him twice in singles action when defending my title. Yeh he's pinned me but when it's counted I've done what I can to keep this title and guess what buiddy. I kept it. Rick did you catch me and Sam King's match on May 5th did ya? It was a Japenese death match and let me inform you. That was a match that would never be forgotten here. I did take wrestling to the next level as well as Sam. Working together we did make the most extreme match ever to hit IOWA. The fans cheered us and after that night there was no doubt who was the better man. Me I won and proved I am the best. Now Rick, after saying all that, I have a question. What makes you think you are even in my league? I've been here for a long time and I am still in my prime. My ass kicking era isn't over. It just has had a few slip ups in the last fortknight. I'm back and ready to prove how great I am now. Don't worry mate. You won't be spared like the other guys. You see Rick you're the guy whose going to help me get back on the rails. It kinda works like this; I kick you're ass and well I get back on track and move on, leaving you're damn Canadian ass on the mat.

He gets up slowly and stretches his arms.

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Wildfire. You are going to know that name inside out. It will be imprinted in you're mind. It will be the guy who will shatter you're dreams. It's in my stars to do what I did Kaos. To end you're dreams right there and move on to defend my Television Championship at greater heights. But until then, the time is ticking...

The scene fades to black as Wildfire clicks his fingers and the fire goes out.