Do What Skotty Don't Does

With the recent crowning of the new Euro-Cruiserweight Champion, Skotty Don't, everyone is asking, "Skotty Don't, What do you do to be so good?"
Well, Confidential went to the bottom of this issue to find out.

1. Don't Lose Matches.

2. Don't take crap from anybody.

3. Don't steal Skotty's gold.

4. Don't have more guts than brains.

5. If you Don't want to lose a match, Don't wrestle Skotty Don't.

Well, there you have it ladies and gentleman. Basically, Skotty Don't is the fiercest Euro-Cruiserweight Champion today. I guess we Don't want to mess with him.

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