The SIW was back in good old St. Louis with another edition of Monday Night Brawl. Last time the SIW visited the Savvis Center, security was much tighter due to the fact that SIW terrorist Mohamed Abdul Sheik was in the building with his hostage senior referee Sam Carter. Also on that night, Terror Soule fought the SIW World Champion Angel, and defeated him in a non-title match after an interference by Brian Cross. Former SIW North American Champion, Antonio J. Collins also was released by SIW management that night due to medical reasons which resulted in him forfeiting the title to Mike London. Last night in St. Louis though, Terror Soule took on "Red Hot" Rikki Cook in a Bull Rope match with the current SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton as the guest referee. With all three facing each other at Road To Glory, all hell could break loose. Last Thursday, Rikki beat down the champ but then was brutally attacked by Terror Soule after suffering the Soule Fusion on the entrance ramp and then threw him off the ramp crashing into several tables. Also, the first round of Polar's tag tournament took place, the winning teams will face each other next Thursday on Carnage.

The Deadly Alliance
Monday Night Brawl started with the TrevorTron showing the parking lot in the Savvis Center. Wilfrid was sitting in the Uzi's hummer limo patiently. Wilfrid looked over at the drivers side window and standing there was Enigma and The Renegade, the DA. Renegade ripped the door open and Enigma grabbed Wilfrid. Enigma dragged him out of the limo and poor old Wilfrid was shitting his pants...

Enigma: Hey there Wilfrid, I want you to send Matt Uzi a message for me... Can you do that...

Wilfrid: (Nods his head)

Enigma: Good....

Enigma than tossed Wilfrid over to Renegade and Wilfrid then got nailed with a huge Slam Jam DDT! Enigma then got into the hummer limo and took off as the crowd was going crazy inside the arena.

Brian "Inferno" Cross
The camera showed Brian walking out of the Crew’s locker room.

Brian: I will be back in a moment guys I need to do something.

Brian walked toward the entrance ramp as Bounty Hunter by Adam West started to play. The crowd started to go wild as the resident Hero of the SIW stepped out from behind the curtain. He walked down the entrance ramp and signed a few of the fans signs he even pulled an Inferno mask from his back pocket and handed it a young fan sitting in a wheel chair. He entered the ring and was handed a mic and held up his hands up in an attempt to get the crowd to quite down.

Brian: Thank you so much it is good to know you the fans still have faith in me. Now I came down here for one reason and that is to get something off my chest. I have decided that, as of late I have not had my heart and soul into wrestling. I had to look long and hard at my self and my goals and I realized that maybe it was time for me to admit that I just don’t love the sport like I use to and that maybe it was time for me to call it quits.

The crowd really showed its feelings as they let out a collective sigh shouts of "Don’t Leave Brian", "You’re our Number One Hero", "We Have Faith in You"

Brian raised his hand to get the crowd to quite down.

Brian: Then I thought how could I let the Citizen’s of the SIW down like that. I am your Hero and I am not leaving here anytime soon. Now Tonight I have a shot to once again become the number one contender for My SIW World Title. I know I have been teamed with Old Man Andrew Seaman but I have faith in the old guy. He has heart and passion and that is something Primetime and Sinflair do not so tonight the SIW will witness the return of there Hero and soon the return of there Champion.

Brian walked out as the crowd went wild. Brian returned to the Crew’s locker room. As he walked in, H is sitting on Glens lap and Olivia is sitting in a chair. Brian plopped in a seat and looked at the other three.

Glen: I do not think we made the statement I was hoping we would last week. I mean we had two loses to that damn X-Era and Titan.

H: Yeah at least Olivia still has the woman’s title at least for now.

H winks at Olivia who smiles as the two girls laugh. Brian rubs the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger.

Brian: Listen what we need is a plan and a goal. I mean just saying we want to win belts is not going to make it happen. Glen we need to focus set our sights on a belt and go for it. I mean look we both have a chance to become number one contenders for the World Belt and I think we both need to focus on that. We may have to go after one another but I know I will try my hardest to win and I want you to do the same after that is decided we need to look at what else needs to be done.

The scene faded to black as the crew whispered about their strategy. The Camera went to ringside as we saw old man Seaman looking for Cross.

Note for Z-Man
Z-Man was hanging out by himself in the Deadly Alliance's locker room admiring his Lightweight title trying to stay awake. A note slid under his door. Z-Man picked up the note. It read "Monday Night Brawl . . . We Will Remain"

Tournament Match
Brian "Inferno" Cross and Andrew Seaman vs "Primetime" Ryan Johnson and "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka
Slick Willy's old man, Andrew Seaman came out accompanied by his tag team partner and former SIW World Champion Brian "Inferno" Cross. Seaman sported a Richard Simmons attire and Inferno walked beside him embarrassed. As they entered the ring, Inferno climbed the top rope and did his usual pose and Seaman did push-ups in the middle of the ring. "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka and Romoan made their entrance first. Sinflair wore a thong and that got the guys in the crowd booing. They chanted "Faggot" and booed the gay men in the ring. The boos turned to cheers though when one half of the SIW Tag Team champions "Primetime" Ryan Johnson made his way to the ring. Sinflair started the match with old man Seaman, Sinflair flirted with him but then told him he was too old for any sexual relations.

Andrew was totally disgusted and punched him in the mouth and kicked him down in the corner. Romoan got on the apron and Andrew leveled him also after he drop kicked him and sent him flying on the entrance ramp. Andrew then tagged in Cross who continued attacking Sinflair on the outside but eventually threw him back in the ring. Cross hit Sinflair with a Twist Of Faith and went for the pin but Primetime interfered to break the count. Romoan wanted to thank Primetime in an unorthodox way and that pissed off the tag champ. As the match continued, Bad Breed's Phillip Arceneaux made his way down the entrance ramp distracting the ref. Arceneaux's tag partner Brandon Clayborne then came out from the crowd and threw a steel chain in the ring. Arceneaux talked to the ref as Andrew beat Sinflair to the chain and leveled him with it. Bad breed then quickly left the scene and the ref turned around to count the 1-2-3 as Andrew and Brian Cross were declared the winners. Jimmy Hayden questioned Bad Breed's motives of just throwing a weapon in the ring.
Winners: Brian "Inferno" Cross and Andrew Seaman

Aerial Goddess Liana Lewis
The crowd was surprised as another Diva made her debut. Move Bitch by Ludacris began to play and a few fans cheered as the recognized the Aerial Goddess Liana Lewis. Liana smiled as she walked down the ramp and shook hands with a few of her fans before climbing into the ring. Liana signaled for the microphone and smiled once more at the fans before she began to speak

Liana: Good evening St. Louis!

The crowd responded with massive cheers

Liana: I’m sure a lot of you are wondering who I am while a few of you may already know me so let me introduce myself, My name is Liana Lewis and I’m the newest SIW Diva. I’ve toured the independent circuit and made a name for myself as the aerial goddess of the ring and the toughest women in the business. Now I’m here in the SIW and I'm going to make a huge impact in the women’s division. I want everyone to know more about me so I’m going to have my first interview with Christina York on Thursday Night Carnage. And fro.....

Liana was then cut off by "Rust In Peace" by Megadeth as the 7 foot plus giant Titan made his way to the ring as the fans booed him out the building. Those famous "Retard" chants were heard as he entered the ring and looked at SIW's newest diva....

Titan: Hi baby!

Liana looked at Titan like he was from another planet

Titan: You know i'm the ladies man around here?

Liana: You are? I wonder what they see in you....

Titan: Just ask Angelica how much of a ladies man I am, maybe you and I can find out tonight?

Liana: How about we don't?

Titan: Come on Liana, i'm the Friendly Giant

Titan then went to hold her and hug her but Liana responded with a knee to his balls. Titan dropped to the ground as Move Bitch by Ludacris played once again as Liana left the ring and walked back up the entrance ramp. After her actions, Liana was well over with the fans.

H and Olivia Call the CEO
The TreovrTron focused on the SIW Women's champion Olivia and H-Bomb backstage near Polar's office. Olivia was on her cell phone with Trevor Derickson, the CEO of Super Internet Wrestling who was still in the hospital....

Olivia: Hey Trevor, it's Olivia..

Trevor: Hi there, how are you?

Olivia: Just great! H wants to talk to you

Trevor: Alright

Olivia passed the phone to H

H-Bomb: Trevor how are you doing?

Trevor: Great, I should be out for the new years

H-Bomb: That's good, did you hear about the Tuxedo Match everyone wants to see?

Trevor: A Tuxedo Match? What the?

H-Bomb: Trevor, the SIW got 100 000 emails from women that want this match

Trevor: Umm I can't deal with this right now i'm feeling sick.....tell you what, in dumping this in Polar's hand's, go see him

H-Bomb: Alright, Thanks boss!

H and Olivia then knock on Polar's door

Polar: WHAT!!

H: It's me H and Olivia..

Polar: What can I do for you ladies?

H: Well you heard about the tuxedo match?

Polar: Yeah it sucks

H and Olivia: OH COME ON POLAR!! You heard about the emails and the letters...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeasee Polar!

Polar: Alright, Alright.....but I pick the participants....

H: Fine as long as you put my GK in the match...

Polar: Fine, next Monday Night Brawl, were going to have out first ever Tuxedo Match between the A.O.A.................and Hot Fudge Sinflair!

The men booed but the women cheered as the camera went back to ringside

Tournament Match
"Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo and Mysery vs Glenn Kirby and Johnny Ringo
"Hot Stuff" by Donna Summers played as the next tournament match went under way. Mysery came out to ringside carrying two body bags as he and the Disco Duck Jimmy Cefalo were set to take on the Authority Of Atlanta and one half of the SIW Tag Team Champions Johnny Ringo. The winners of this match would take on Brian "Inferno" Cross and Andrew Seaman next Thursday on Carnage. Ringo told Kirby to get his ass in the ring first as the A.O.A locked up with Cefalo. The Disco Duck seemed more aggressive than usual and recently showed his hatred for Kirby and the SIW World Champion Matt Uzi. Cefalo sent Kirby off the ropes and executed a spin buster and then executed a moonsault. He tagged in Mysery who continued to beat on Kirby until the A.O.A hit an Enziguri. Kirby went to tag in Ringo, but the tag team champion turned around and chatted with some hot chicks in the front row. Kirby started yelling at him but from behind, Mysery speared him in the lower back, right in the kidneys.

Mysery and Cefalo displayed great team work as they dominated Kirby who had the match pretty much all to himself. With Ringo refusing to be tagged in, the match was sort of a handicap match. Kirby eventually gained back control of the match as he hit Mysery and Cefalo with a double closeline. The A.O.A crawled back to tag in Ringo but this time, Ringo was chatting with Travis Dunns. Kirby was pissed...from behind Cefalo rolled him up for a pin fall but then Ringo jumped in to break the count. The fans started booing because it was clear that Ringo was letting Kirby take all the beats and he was just standing there not even contributing to the match. The match ended when Bad Breed's Brandon Clayborne made his way down the entrance ramp distracting the ref. Clayborne's tag partner Phillip Arceneaux then came out from the crowd and threw a set of brass knuckles in the ring. Clayborne talked to the ref as Kirby beat Mysery to the Brass Knucks and leveled both Cefalo and the then legal man in the ring Mysery. Bad breed then quickly left the scene and the ref turned around to count the 1-2-3 as Kirby pinned Mysery. Ringo and Kirby were declared the winners. Jimmy Hayden started screaming "Not Again, Bad Breed have ruined the tag tournament".
Winners: Glenn Kirby and Johnny Ringo

Z-Man Beating
Z-Man was seen questioning everyone backstage about the note that slipped under his door Viper jumped out from nowhere with a steel chair in hand. He hits Z-Man to ground and continues to beat him while he is on the floor. Viper stands over Z-Man......he told him that he would finish him off on Wednesday night. Viper walked off and a masked man walks up to Z-Man and left him another note by the side of his head . . .

Special Interview With Greg Banks
Former SIW Women's Champion Katie Mysfit
Greg Banks stood in the red carpeted ring as Frantic by Metallica rocked the Savvis Center. The Former SIW Women's champion Katie Mysfit got a great crowd response as she made her way to the ring. Last Thursday Katie shocked the world when she made her long awaited return to the SIW by helping Matt Uzi. She cost Enigma the 8 man tag team elimination match after nailing him with the Punk Rock Smash. Greg Banks was more than happy to see the former playboy playmate.

Greg Banks: Katie, I think I speak for all the fans and most people in the back that it's more than great to have you back in the SIW..

Katie: Thanks Greg, it feels good to be back also. But i'm sure there is one person that ain't happy with my return...Enigma

Banks: Do you blame him?

Katie: Actually I think if he has a problem, he should take it up with me personally...Enigma i'm not hard to find at all, you have something to say I will be waiting for you, I don't back down from anyone......

Banks: What happen at the Playboy Mansion?

Katie: I told you not to talk about that

Banks: Sorry but the world wants to know why your not on the November issue of Playboy....

Katie: Well the story is, I did in fact beat up a security guard, he was hitting on me so I kicked him right in the testicles. Then nobody believed me and I got kicked out......

Banks: What a shame...I was looking forward to it

Katie: Everyone was, even H-Bomb!! I heard she swings both ways, but we'll discuss that another time, tonight in my night......

Banks: Are you worried about Saydst?

Katie: Who?

Banks: Saydst...

Katie: Ohhhh him!! Yeah I know him and to answer your question...No, i'm not worried about him at all......

Banks: She's a woman

Katie: Whatever.....Did she say anything? Saydst if you have a problem, get your ass out.............right now bitch!

Violent Fetish by Disturbed was heard but no one came out from the back. Instead the arena went to black and then to flashing red. All of a sudden, Saydst appeared out of nowhere and nailed Katie from behind with a reversed neck breaker followed by the Angeldust. Security rushed out to ringside before Saydst could do anymore harm. Paramedics put a neck brace on around Katie's neck but it was later reported that her injuries weren't sever at all.

Metalgod at Nathan's Famous hot dogs
Metalgod was at the Savvis Center's Nathan's Famous hot dogs and ordered a plain hot dog with ketchup. As he took a bite, the ketchup seemed a little more liquid than usual. It turned out that it was blood! The ketchup turned to blood.

Metalgod: What the fuck is this shit?

Metalgod brought back the hot dog and complained. The pimply teenager working there told him he was crazy and that they would never put blood on their hot dogs. The whole center including washrooms and concession stands went pitch black. Then an eerie voice filled the center chanted voodoo passages and prayers. Damballah then appeared on the TrevorTron and told everyone to be afraid. He told the people of St. Louis that he cursed their city once again and something bad will happen again. He claimed to be the reason that the Red Sox won the World Series and not the Cardinals. He then warned the locker room that he wasn't no cheap mystery diva with voodoo dolls, he said he used the God Of The House Shows as an example.

Non-Title Match
Falls Count Anywhere
The Renegade vs Grunge
Negative Creep by Nirvana played as The Renegade made his way to the ring with a kendo stick screaming at the camera that he is more hardcore than Grunge. He got into the ring and started hitting himself in the head in anger. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica was then heard as we saw Chastity walk slowly to the ring. She stopped at the middle of the ramp and gave the crucifix pose. As Renegade pointed at her with the kendo stick Grunge came from the crowd and hit him in the back with a chair. As the bell rang to start the match Grunge hit Renegade a couple of more times with the chair and gave him a side walk slam and pinned him. Renegade kicked out at two and then gave Grunge a low blow and a DDT. Renegade rolled out of the ring and went under the ring to look for more weapons. While he looked under the ring, Grunge went to the top rope and suicide dived right on top of Renegade. The two started fighting up the ramp way and into the back. They got into the back hall way where Renegade was able to suplex Grunge through a table of food.

Chastity then came behind Renegade and hit him with a kendo stick but it didn't have much effect, he then gave her a Slam Jam DDT on the floor. As Renegade turned around he is met with a stiff kick to the gut by Grunge and a Spike DDT of his own on the concrete. Grunge started choking out Renegade as the ref tried to pry him off. Grunge finally let go and gave the ref a chokeslam. Renegade gave Grunge a Slam Jam DDT on the floor and looked around for a weapon. Another ref came in as Renegade picked u a fire extinguisher and blew it in the other refs face blinding him. Grunge and Renegade start beating on each other and what ever person got in there way. Together they knocked out over twenty officials and crew members until the security came to break up the fight. We then saw Polar stand in the middle of the two enemies.

Polar: Grunge, I just got word from Trevor that since your the SIW Hardcore Champion, you get to choose the stipulation for your match at the PPV. You have until Thursday to come up with your answer.

Grunge and Renegade tried to continue the fight but security was just too intense. Both men were escorted out of the arena as the St. Louis crowd cheered for the Definition Of Hardcore. Last Saturday, The Renegade defeated Metalgod and Grunge in a triple threat hardcore match to win the SIW Hardcore championship. Ten minutes later, the title changed hands again in a rematch. Grunge defeated The Renegade to regain his title.
Winner: No Contest

Krispy Kreme Brawl
Soule Stealer was in the arena's Krispy Kreme sipping on some coffee as he took a bite of a donut. He got up and went to throw a napkin out when Ian Bishop ran in and speared Soule Stealer right into the plastic trash can. He picked him up and started punching Soule Stealer but Soule Stealer blocked one and punched Bishop right in the teeth and Bishop smacked into the wall. Bishop toke a hold of Stealer and pushed him into the steal table and the two began to brawl and punching the daylights out of each other. Then around five security guards came and tried to break the two up but they got hold of each other again but this time Soule Stealer smashed Ian Bishop's into a microwave. Ian Bishop's nose began to bleed as he kicked Soule Stealer right in the balls and DDT'd him onto the concrete. Ian Bishop left Soule Stealer unconscious with paramedics all around Stealer and security guards around Ian Bishop.

Regina and H-Bomb
H-Bomb was seen making her way down the hallway of the arena. She turned the corner when suddenly someone grabbed her arm from behind and pushed her up against the wall. H looked a little shaken as she realized who it was, she stopped Regina from kissing her, but Regina pinned her arms against her sides so she couldn't move. H-Bomb shoved Regina away and wiped off her mouth and had a disgusted look on her face, Regina is about to walk off laughing when H-Bomb grabbed her by the arm and slapped her hard across the face. Regina has a stunned look on her face.

Regina: What in the hell was that for? I was only trying to get you to see that we are meant to be together. But I can still see that you are stuck on that looser boyfriend of yours Glenn Kirby, by the way how is the old sport doing anyway.

H-Bomb: That was for kissing me! Your stupid bitch! You know that I don't want you! How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not interested in you! I have Glenn and he is the only person the ONLY MAN! that I want in my life! So why don't you just take a hint and get lost!

Regina: Well, I really can't do that considering I know you are still thinking about the match that I caused you last week. But it was for the best, you aren't ready for the responsibility that comes with being the woman's champion, what you need is me to give your comfort and support.

H-Bomb: Regina please I was the woman's champion for the past two months! I know that I'm more than responsible enough to handle being the champ. What you can't handle is the fact that I don't want you. Yes you may have caused me the match, but that doesn't mean I'm going to let you get to me, after all you were just my bitch for one night....

Regina has a horrid look on her face as she turned and walked away really fast. H-Bomb walked off laughing in the other direction as the cameras cut to a couple of commercial breaks. When they get back they showed Regina talking to someone on the phone, they caught what she is saying just in time.

Man: I know Regina, but H-Bomb is just getting use to the idea that you are a force to deal with in her life, I know that she will come around just give her time.

Regina: But you don't understand! I don't have time! I want H now, and rather she likes it or not by this Thursday night on Carnage I'm going to make a big announcement to the whole SIW roster. In fact this may come as a little shock to H and the woman's champion herself but I'm going to prove to H that I have what it takes to be her woman.

Hummer-Limo Off A Bridge?
"Blackball" by Offspring played as the crowd began an "asshole" chant. The SIW World Champion Matt Uzi made his way down to the ring and he looked quite pissed. He entered the ring and ripped the mic out of the announcer's hand.....

Matt Uzi: Enigma, I have no idea where the hell you left with my Hummer- Limo but you better get your fucking ass out right now if your in the building..........

Suddenly on the TrevorTron we saw Enigma standing in front of the hummer limo.. He was parked on The Eads Bridge

Enigma: Matt, do us all a favor and shut up. I told you that you were going to pay, and this is only just the tip of the iceberg. You're a dead man Uzi... All the way until Road To Glory I'm going to do everything in my power to make you're life a living hell. Fear me Uzi... As I am the one that holds the key to you're destiny...

Just as Enigma finished speaking, he opened the drivers door and placed a brick on the gas pedal. He then put the vehicle in drive and sent it flying off the bridge and into the water. Matt Uzi was left in the ring speechless.

Bullrope Match
Russel McPiledriverton Is The Special Referee
Terror Soule vs "Red Hot" Rikki Cook
"The Final Countdown" by Europe from SIW The Music Vol 2 was played as the special referee for the Bull Rope match, the SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton came out wearing a referee shirt and a Bull Rope in hand. He had his Euro title but was still missing the Inventor Of The Piledriver belt. Russ took the mic away from the announcer and introduced the participants himself.........in a very degrading way. Terror Soule and Rikki Cook wanted to attack Russel right away but he reminded them that he was an official. He got the competitors to strap on the six foot rope and called for the bell. Rikki Cook nailed Terror with a kick to the mid section and then hit him with a standing closeline. Rikki then choked Terror with the rope and Russel just looked on encouraging Rikki to choke him even harder. After Terror Soule turned purple, Russel then took off the Euro title and nailed Rikki right in the head.

Terror slowly got to his feet and noticed Rikki was knocked out. He got as far as touching three turnbuckles but before he could reach the fourth one, Russel then knocked him out with the Euro title as well. Both Rikki and Terror were laid out in the ring and Russel decided to take a monitor off the Spanish table. He entered the ring and all of a sudden Terror and Rikki got to their feet and worked as a team. They used the rope to closeline Russel right across his throat. Russel was left gasping for air as paramedics came to his aid. In the meantime, Terror Soule surprised Rikki with the Soule Fusion. Senior referee Sam Carter rushed to ringside and took over officiating duties as Terror touched all four turnbuckles to win the match. Terror Soule undid himself from the rope and whipped Rikki Cook with it across his back. He then threw him to the outside. As Russel decided to get back in the ring, Terror Soule knocked him out with the European championship. He then posed with the championship in the middle of the ring as Monday Night Brawl came to an end.......
Winner: Terror Soule

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Writers: TJD, Liana, Titan, Enigma, Bad Breed, Cross, Grunge, Damballah, Ian, Viper

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