Memorial Coliseum
Trevor Derickson did not make it to Indiana and was not present at Brawl. It was an "anything can happen" night with no one scheduled to be in charge. Inferno claimed to still own 50% of the promotion but X Era also claimed that they are the champions and they would be running the show. Two championships were on the line as The Super Patriots got another chance at Rated X's tag team gold and also the new North American Champion Enigma put his title on the line against Seabass. Matt Uzi was also in the building, Enigma had to keep his eyes open during his match. Saydst finally got her chance to get revenge on old man Andrew Seaman after weeks of aggravating her in a one on one match. Grunge and Renegade also had their women on their sides in a inter-gender tag match. Last but not least, another anticipated match was the Dark Alley Brawl between Ian Bishop and Soule Stealer. Jimmy Hayden also mentioned that Rikki would be with everyone at Brawl via satellite with both Russel McPiledriverton's belts and had a few words for Russ and and a possible apology for calling Terror a pedophile. Last week Rikki stole the SIW European championship and the "Inventor Of The Piledriver" belts while Russ and Terror fought in a cage match.
Singles Match
X Era Running The Show?
Matt Uzi: He who holds the gold makes the rules.
The three members of Rated X each hold their Title belt in the air as the crowd booed
Matt Uzi: These leather straps are what everyone craves.
Johnny Ringo: Other than White Castles of course.
Matt Uzi: Of course. The X-Era has just begun to show their dominance over the SIW. Last week we put the CEO, Trevor Derickson out of the SIW. Hopefully for good. With Trevor gone, who better to be in charge of the SIW then three of it's top champions?
Ryan Johnson: I couldn't agree more, Matthew. The strong shall rule the meek. Rated X is the strongest force that the SIW may have ever seen. So who better to run the show. And with that said I think that we need to make some improvements to some of the matches we have here tonight. First of all the North American Championship match between Seabass and Enigma will now be a lumber jack match with all of the members of the I-9 surrounding the ring.
Johnny Ringo: That's pretty good. I'll do you one better. I figure that since we showed on Carnage that we are the masters of the Handicap match, that we would make our Tag Team Title match tonight a Handicap match. Ryan Johnson, Matt Uzi and myself of course. Facing the Stupid Patriots for the belts.
Matt Uzi: That's not a bad idea either. But I think that I can improve on that one just a little.
Ryan Johnson: I don't know. It would be tough.
Matt Uzi: Well, I was thinking that since Glen Kirby is fond of Special Referees, that we put one in the match. I'd like Bernardo Williams to come out here right now.
Bernardo: That's right. Tonight I am in charge of what goes on inside this ring. So Ryan, Johnny, Matt, I don't want to see any chair shot. I don't want to see any double teaming. I don't want to see any cheating what so ever.
Johnny Ringo: Don't worry. You won't see any of that.
Johnny winked at Bernardo.
Johnny Ringo: I think that this sounds like a plan. Tonight Rated X runs the show. If you don't like it. Well, what the fuck are you going to do.....
Bounty Hunter by Adam West then played as Brian "Inferno" Cross and Glen "AOA" Kirby made their way out to the stage. Inferno had a mic and a piece of paper in his hand.
Brian Cross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I hate to break up this big love fest you guys are haveing right now. But I have a little piece of paperwork here that says that I am in charge of the SIW. Not Rated X.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, that piece of paper and fifty cents will get you a soda pop. What's your point?
Brian Cross: My point is that you three have no business out here making stipulations for matches. You have no power in the SIW.
Matt Uzi: I hate to disagree with you. Well, I actually like to disagree with you, but do you see what we are wearing? These gold belts mean that we DO have the power. These gold belts mean that we ARE in charge. They mean that you two losers are in for a world of hurt tonight.
Glen Kirby: You know what I think? I think that Ringo and Johnson are afraid to face us in a fair fight.
Johnny Ringo: And I think that Glen Kirby is the biggest horse's ass that I have ever seen.
Glen Kirby: You may think that but let's just see how much thinking you do when we come down there and kick all three of your ass'
Polar: Thank you ladies and gents and I hope you all like my new theme song. Now just what in the hell do we have here? Rated X thinking they own the god damn place and Super Patriots living off old documents........I hate to tell you boys but what I have right here in my pocket is a personal letter from TJD stating that he has left the SIW in my hands till further notice. I also have a new employment contract, I am no longer the spokesperson, I am the new Commissioner of the SIW. Inferno the CEO's decisions over ride yours. Rated X.....you guys just make me laugh. Bernardo, you might as well take off that shirt now cause it won be needed and the matches will go as planned. But I have booking duties so while i'm out here, you guys listen very closely....Next Thursday on Carnage were going to have ourselves an eight man tag Elimination Match........Get a load of this.......On Carnage, Rated X with Uzi and Titan will take on The Super Patriots and non other than The Deadly Alliance Enigma and The Renegade
The crowd started chanting "Polar", "Polar" as X Era kicked the ropes but Super Patriots loved the idea....
Polar: Also I have decided that leading up to RTG we will have a little tournament to decide the SIW Champion's challenger for Assault in January. I will randomly pick 8 teams and they will face each other on Monday's and Thursday's until one team is left. The winning team will face one another at RTG to determine a #1 contender.
Super Patriots walked back up the ramp as X Era were pissed and talked about a strategy in the middle of the ring.
Inter-Gender Tag Team Match
The Hardcore champion picked up Andrews and hit her with a powerbomb. Renegade jumped in the ring and hit Grunge with a closeline. Chastity threw in a steel chair but Renegade caught it instead. He swung at Grunge's head but the hardcore champ ducked and Renegade smashed the chair over Alex's head my mistake. The crowd chanted "Holy Shit". As Renegade checked on his fiancee, Chastity nailed him from behind with a low blow. The referee disqualified Grunge and Chastity but Grunge didn't care. He delivered the Grunganator on Renegade and threw him out of the ring. Grunge then picked up Alex Andrews by her hair and let Chastity punch her in the mouth drawing some blood. And then in a despicable act, Grunge nailed Alex with the Grunganator leaving her motionless in the middle of the ring. Grunge picked up his hardcore belt and left laughing with Chastity along his side as paramedics rushed to the ring.
Soule Stealer Phone Call
Stealer: Yea its about damn time man!
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Stealer: Yea I meet you later we can discuss the future of this.
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Stealer: Okay later! I will see you sometime tonight. Okay bye!
Damballah In SIW?
Ian Bishop In The Alley
Ian Bishop: This is it. The time has come. It has been a long and short wait
but it is finally here. The Dark Alley Brawl. I will not give up, I will not
lose, I will win. Blood will flow from both our bodies, bones will crack from
both our bodies, the scream of pain will come from both of us. No heaven and no
god is presence tonight. All there is present tonight his hell, demons, Satan
will be upon us.
Ian spat onto the curb and kicked a soda can on the ground and continued to
speak..
Ian Bishop - No one can stop, the things we will extinguish tonight, no one can.
This maybe your preferred and best match, but I'll overcome anything, anyone to
get what I want in life: victory. Soule Stealer, you have picked the wrong alley
to be in. Your in an alley of the Canadian Bad Ass, and when you mess with Canadian's, you
hoping for your death wish. Soule Stealer, pray to the lord that I don't kill
you tonight because if you don't, this will be your last match in the SIW.
Good-bye.
Ian Bishop turned to see Stealer running towards him followed by senior referee Sam Carter.
Dark Alley Brawl
Bishop then picked Soul Stealer up and he irish whipped him head first into a dumpster. Stealer was dazed and barely moving as Bishop continued searching for weapons. Bishop picked up a trash can lid and as he was walking towards Stealer he got nailed with a round house kick sending the lid into Bishop's face. Stealer was still stumbling around. Stealer then began to go up fire exist stairs from a building.. He slowly began going up the stairs and was reaching the second floor. Bishop was right behind him and the two men began exchanging left and right hands. Bishop then picked Stealer up in a spine buster position but Stealer locked Bishop in a front face headlock. Bishop with all his strength charged stealer into the side railing of the fire escape stairs. They broke right through the railing, sending Soul Stealer And Ian Bishop crashing two stories down to the concrete floor as both men laid on the ground motionless. Stealer's arm was draped over Bishop and he got the very lucky three count in what some would say was a a lucky victory for Soul Stealer. Paramedics quickly arrived as Bishop and Soul Stealer still weren't moving.
Stealing H-Bomb's Thong?
Singles Match
SIWA Update
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook Live On Satellite
Cook: Hello Fort Wayne, Indiana!
More boo’s were heard throughout.
Cook: Now I know you guys wouldn’t have been satisfied tonight unless you had seen me. Well here I am, live via satellite just for you guys. Now I am sorry I couldn’t make it… To be honest relaxing at home seemed far more rewarding then seeing all of your ugly faces. I have heard word round the back as well as from fans that they are pretty pissed off with my Terror Soule accusations. Well to set the record straight, I will be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on Thursday at Carnage to give a public apology… Well I would call it more of an apology to Terror. Yes that’s right everyone can witness Red Hot Rikki Cook apologise on Thursday. Remember, this is a once in a life time offer that you will never again witness… Rikki Cook apologising. So I expect every one of you little pri…. People to tune in. Yet again, I guarantee you a good show.
Rikki winked before the satellite feed ended, letting Brawl continue with its normal show.
SIW Tag Team Championship
Glen Kirby sent Primetime to the corner and delivered a corner splash and off the top rope he nailed him with a diving shoulder block. The A.O.A had the fans on their feet as he called for the Thug Bug but out of nowhere Ringo punched him in the kidney with a set of brass knuckles behind the ref's back. Primetime managed to tag in Ringo who then dominated Kirby and almost pinned him after executing The Chronic but the A.O.A kicked out at the last second. Despite fan support, the Super Patriots were in trouble until Ringo missed a closeline resulting in Kirby to tagging in Cross. The former SIW Champion hit the Twist Of Faith on Ringo and then missle drop kicked Primetime off the apron. As both teams battled on the outside, the referee got knocked out when he got in the middle of Ringo's snap suplex on Cross.
Bernardo then came running, gave them a set of handcuff's and then disappeared again. Ringo and Primtime handcuffed Kirby to the steel railing as they let him watch them beat the hell out of Inferno. They probably used every double team move in the book including a devastating Doomsday Device. Primetime threw the ref in the ring as Johnny hit Inferno with the Ringo Rocket and pinned him to retain the SIW Tag Team championship. Rated X grabbed their titles and quickly got the hell out of the arena before Polar came out. Officials came out to remove the cuff's on Kirby as paramedics made sure Inferno was able to get up and walk.
A Visit For Angelica
Large Figure: I'm here to see Angelica Soule in room 203
Receptionist: I'm sorry, Mrs. Soule is currently not accepting any visitors
Large Figure: Tell her it's her Uncle Larry
Angelica: Hello?
Receptionist: Angelica your Uncle Larry is here
Angelica: Uncle Larry passed away last year
Receptionist: Ummm she says your dead
Large Figure: What the?....The why would I be wearing this Larry Hunt cowboy hat?
Receptionist: He claims to be wearing a Larry Hunt cowboy hat?
Angelica: He is? OMG he's alive? He didn't die in Arizona? send him up
Receptionist: Alright I will........Sir you can take the elevator to the second floor. Mrs. Soule is waiting for you.
Large Figure: Thank you
Angelica: Uncle Larry?
Titan: Angelica it's me Titan
Angelica: Titan YOU ASSHOLE!!! You pretended to be my dead uncle?
Titan: It's the only way I can get to you....I miss you and I want to apologize for all the stuff I did to you....
SIW North American Championship
Seabass locked in the Killer Kinebud but Enigma refused to tap out. Seabass continued to apply pressure but then probably the most disgusting act in wrestling history took place. As Enigma was locked in the submission hold, the SIW Champion Matt Uzi walked down the entrance ramp giving the crowd the middle finger. Matt Uzi walked down to the front row at ringside and came face to face with Enigma's parents. The SIW World champ then proceeded to spit in his Dad's face and slapped his mother senseless and ripped her gold necklace off her neck and put it in his leather jacket pocket. Enigma filled with rage broke out of the submission and tended to his mother who laid unconscious on the ground. A very emotional Enigma yelled out "Uzi" real loud and went looking for him backstage. Seabass was declared the winner by count out. Enigma reached the parking lot but as he got there, Matt's Hummer-Limo peeled out of the arena. Enigma destroyed a nearby car with a sledgehammer as Brawl went off the air.................
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Fort Wayne, Indiana
Capacity 10 500/10 500
December 6, 2004
Rating: 8.2
Andrew Seaman vs Saydst
Monday Night Brawl started off with a wild Indiana crowd cheering as "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed played. Enigma's TrevorTron video played but instead of the North American champion coming out, it was his manager Saydst who was scheduled to fight old man Andrew Seaman. Old man Seaman got in her face as the bell rang. He asked her "Do you know who I am?" and then slapped her. Saydst responded with an elbow to his head sending him flying and then whipped him in the corner where she nailed him with another elbow right in the jaw. She went to pin him but the wrestling veteran kicked out. Andrew tried to whip her to the ropes but Saydst wouldn't move an inch. He bodyslammed her but she got right back up. At the end of the match, Andrew tried to get himself counted out but Saydst went after him and threw him back in the ring. Saydst won the match by pin fall after nailing Seaman with the Angeldust. the fans cheered for Saydst, but she stood in the ring without expression before heading backstage.
Winner: Saydst
"More Human Than Human" rocked the arena as Rated X, minus Bernardo Williams were standing in the middle of the ring. Johnny Ringo and Ryan Johnson were wearing their wrestling gear and Matt Uzi was wearing the brand new "Who's next to be X'd" t-shirt. Uzi has had a mic in his hand.
The Renegade and Alex Andrews vs Grunge and Chastity
Enter Sandman by Metallica was heard as the SIW Hardcore Champion Grunge made his way to ringside accompanied by his tag team partner and soul mate Chastity. Grunge spit in the crowd and talked shit to the Fort Wayne audience but was soon cut off by "Negative Creep" by Nirvana. The fans jumped to their feet as The Renegade and Alex Andrews rushed to ringside and the match got under way. Last week The Renegade Slam Jam DDT Chastity and Grunge was out for revenge. Chastity and Andrews started the match as Grunge was just itching to get his hands on Renegade. After delivering a running bulldog, Chastity tagged in Grunge.
Winners: The Renegade and Alex Andrews
Stealer was backstage getting ready to leave for his match but got a cell phone call. He answered it...
Smoke filled the arena as the TrevorTron flashed the name Damballah. A voice was then heard and it said that Damballah was Haitian for "The Good God". Damballa is one of the most important of all the loa. He was the father of all the rest of the loa. Voodoo is his passion and will use it to his advantage to curse those that get in his way. Damballah and the religion of Voodoo is upon us in the SIW. Travis Dunns was scared and wanted to leave but Jimmy Hayden told him that voodoo wasn't even real.
Ian Bishop walked down the street to where he was only a block
away from the alley Soule Stealer and him would be brawling in. Ian had SIW security
all around him just incase any thug of Stealer would interfere.
Ian Bishop vs Soule Stealer
Soule Stealer punched Bishop first and the Canadian Bad Ass punched him right back. Stealer whipped him into a garbage can and then took a shovel and broke it over Bishop's head. Stealer then set him up under a set of stairs and started choking him with them but Bishop kicked him in the knee and Stealer fell to the ground. Bishop picked him and and suplexed the former t.W.o member on the concrete ground. He went for the pin but Stealer kicked out at the two count.
Winners: Soule Stealer
H-Bomb's lesbian friend snuck into the former champion's locker room and starting snooping around. She opened up a gym back that had H's personal belongings. She took her wallet that had a wad of cash and then took a picture of Glen Kirby and H's signature thong. She looked at the the picture of the A.O.A and then proceeded to rip it into small pieces which fell into the garbage. She kept the thong and and H's wallet though as she snuck back out of the room. Couldn't' she just buy the H-Bomb© signature thong off the SIW shop Zone? Damn! Hayden called her a thong thief while Travis Dunns loved it.
Slick Willy Seaman vs Mysery
"Ten Long Years" by Hatebreed played as Slick Willy Seaman made his entrance but was attacked before the bell rang. Mysery then set him up for a reversed DDT but Willy managed to avoid the move an nailed Mysery with swinging neck breaker. Willy went to do his finisher but out of nowhere, Sinflair and Romoan rushed to ringside and started taunting Slick Willy. Romoan stepped on the apron and Willy nailed him with a right hand. As Sinflair went to get in the ring, the SIW lightweight champion Z-Man came out and hit him with a running bulldog on the outside of the ring. Z-Man then sent Romoan flying into the steel barrier. Back in the ring Mysery hit Willy with an spine buster and finished him off with the Deadmark to win the match. After Mysery was delcared the winner, Willy attacked him from behind and then Z-man and Sinflair joined in. Polar eventually came out and sent security to breakup the chaos. He then adjusted the Lightweight title ladder match at Road To Glory, he made it a Fatal Four Way Ladder match between Mysery, Willy, Sinflair and Z-Man.
Winner: Mysery
Jimmy Hayden got in the ring and interacted with the crowd. He had the duty to announce that the SIWA's progress was doing very well but certain issues have caused a delay for the December opening. The fans cheered when Hayden told the crowd that the inaugural Wednesday War show will be held February 2, 2004 live at the Williams Arena in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
The TrevorTron showed an image of a big leather chair. After a few seconds Red Hot Rikki Cook came over and sat in the chair. At first site of Cook, the crowd boo heavily. Over the past few weeks, Cook has been sparking controversy by stealing belts and making wild accusations.
Glen Kirby and Brian "Inferno" Cross vs Rated X
The crowd erupted in cheers as the Super Patriots were introduced. Glen Kirby and Brian Cross received a tremendous ovation as the "Crew" seemed more than ready to re-capture the tag titles they lost last month. The Crew partied with the fans until it was crashed by More Human Than Human by White Zombie as the SIW Tag Team champions made their entrance through a light show as pyros went off. Rated X were accompanied by Bernardo Williams and the SIW World champion Matt Uzi. As Brian locked up with Primetime, Uzi and Bernardo were immediately expelled from the match after Glen complained to the ref for them trying to interfere. The fans cheered as the SIW champion and Bernardo left backstage. Cross hit Primetime with a flying closeline and then tagged in Kirby.
Winners: Rated X
The TrevorTron zoomed in on SIW Superstar Angelica Hunt who was still at a Los Angeles hospital. A very large figure appeared at reception who was interested in seeing Angelica. He wore a cowboy hat and a fake looking mustache
Seabass vs Enigma
The main event was for the North American title as I-9's Seabass took on the champion Enigma. The former SIW European champion who hasn't quite been all there since Staying Alive came out accompanied by Russel McPiledriverton who pushed him to the ring strapped into a Hannibal Lecter type set up. Seabass wore a SpongeBob square pants t-shirt. Russ handed Seabass his pipe and he started smoking some weed. It was reported the SIW received a fine for Seabass' actions. Enigma's mother and dad were in attendance, Enigma gave his mother a hug and looked at his dad surprised that he even showed up. The NA champ didn't give Seabass any chances and whipped him across the ring like he was nothing. Enigma nailed him good after he delivered a Spinning heel kick followed by a T-bone suplex. Enigma went off the top rope to deliver an Elbow but Seabass moved out of the way.
Winner: Seabass
Writers: TJD, Uzi, Titan, Rikki, Enigma, Rated X, SS, Damballah