Sullivan Arena
Anchorage, Alaska
Monday Night Brawl was presented live from Anchorage in the cold state of Alaska, home to former SIW Lightweight Champion Davyd North who attended the show. General Manager Greg Banks came out wearing a World Tag Team title on his shoulder to the ring and was greeted with “Banks Sucks” chants. Greg Banks called out one half of the World Tag Team Champions JD Stars and told him that his partner Mysery had been suspended due to contractual violations. He then unfortunately stripped them of the World Tag Team Championship and explained that this was a positive thing for JD because Mysery won’t get the chance to hold him back anymore and he wouldn’t be surprised if he won the SIW Hardcore Championship in the parking lot brawl.
The first match was a entertaining 6 Diva Tag Team Match between Team Liana with Alora Wright and Hannah Parks and Team Xtina with Regina Todd and Jasmine Moon. Regina and Hannah were going at it and Regina was going for a top rope suplex but Hannah threw her off and hit a cross body block. Hannah came off the ropes but was hit with a knee by the Women’s Champion Xtina. Hannah gave her a forearm but as she turned around, Regina was hit her with a devastating spine buster by Liana. Jasmine was tagged in but was trouble as Liana’s team continued to work on her. Wright hit her with the Hurricane Alora leaving her laid out in the middle of the ring but it wasn’t enough to put her away. Late in the match Liana delivered Liana’s Flow to Moon and went for a cover but Xtina made the save by interfering. The match ended when Alora delivered the Wright Stuff to Moon and pinned her to get the victory for her team. Xtina and Regina (Parental Advisory) yelled at Jasmine Moon and then Regina nailed her with an elbow to her face. Xtina pulled out a set of clippers from under the ring and shaved Jasmine’s head bald just like what happen to Regina about a year ago.
General Manager Greg Banks was in his corporate office talking to the CEO of the SIW Trevor Derickson. TJD reminded him that Liana’s contract was coming up next week and compared her to his blood sucking ex wife. Banks told him that as general manager of Monday Night Brawl, he had a fool proof plan that can’t fail and guaranteed to have her sign a new contract next week on the show. TJD told him he was responsible for Doogan and he would be in deep shit if Doogan looses the SIW Championship to Grunge in the cage match.
After a commercial break, cameras focused in the parking lot of the Sullivan Arena as the 10 man parking lot brawl elimination got underway for the SIW Hardcore Championship. Elimination went as follow:
1. Zellmo pinned by JD Stars after a DDT on a car
2. "The Enforcer" Chad Cruise pinned by Retro Man after a suplex on the concrete
3. Damian Fear pinned by 2Good after slamming a car truck on his head
4. Jason Brown pinned by JD Stars after a spear into a pillar
5. Russel McPiledriverton pinned by JD Stars after a piledriver on a trash can
6. Cefalo pinned by 2Good after a getting hit with a fire extinguisher
7. Slick Willy pinned by JD Stars after a whipping him into the parking booth glass
8. Retro Man pinned by JD after Stars and 2Good hit a double suplexed on a speed bump
9. 2Good pinned by JD Stars after delivering the Stars Reached off an Econoline to win the SIW Hardcore Championship
New SIW superstar Maurice Bad came out to ringside dressed in casual attire. Maurice told the fans that even though they don’t know him yet he has nothing but good intentions for the SIW. He said women don’t belong in wrestling and they should be doing lady like things like cooking, sewing, laundry, dishes and maybe get a job as a secretary. He denounced hardcore wrestling saying it was nothing but sadistic violence and he will not tolerate it. As Maurice continued to bash hardcore wrestling, he was cut off by SIW’s own Definition of Hardcore The Renegade who made a surprise appearance. Renegade told Maurice if he had a problem with hardcore and women wrestling then he had a problem with the DOH. Renegade challenged him to a match which Maurice accepted and promised to teach the SIW hardcore veteran a real “wrestling” lesson.
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Damage Inc. Grunge and Drako came out to ringside and ordered Jack Kent to interview them. Kent came out and asked what was so important and Drako replied that he had a plan to end the curruption on Brawl once and for all and in Alaska, Grunge was not only guaranteed, but destined to become the SIW Champion. Drako said his plan was so great that not even Einstein could of thought of it. The SIW Champion Duane Doogan and Greg Banks then interrupted them and told them to shut the hell up. Banks said that the belt wasn't changing hands because it was his job to make sure Doogan stays champ. Doogan ended the segment by saying the truth is no one wants to see Grunge as champion and it's as easy as that!
Before the next match, "The Southern Belle" Alora Wright was with her main squeeze, the SIW European Champion “Sensational” Chris Macavedi. C-Mac was telling her she looked great in the ring and stole the match just like he was going to in the semi finals of the tournament. After expressing his respect for Moses, he announced that Vince Aprali was not going to accompany him to the ring for a few weeks due to some business complications.
Saturday Night Live Special December 10, 2005. SIW Champion Duane Doogan hosts. Shakira performs. Cast members include Tina Fey, Darrell Hammond, Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler, Horatio Sanz, Kenan Thompson, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Seth Meyers, Finesse Mitchell, Chris Parnell, Jason Sudeikis, Bill Hader and Andy Samberg.
Metal Moses took on C-Mac in the semi finals of the Road to Glory tournament. By crowd response, these two competitors stole the show with a fast paced back and forth battle to represent Brawl at RTG. C-Mac whipped Moses to the ropes and somehow the referee was got knocked down. Moses countered a closeline and flew off the ropes with a flying forearm. Moses appeared to win the match after he delivered the Mount Sinai Drop and went for a cover but the referee was still down. A frustrated Moses woke up the referee but from behind C-Mac hit him with a knee which sent him face first in the turnbuckles. C-Mac caught him off guard and executed the Kiss Of Death Dominator and covered him for the win.
This Wednesday on War, the SIW will be live in Peoria, Illinois. Maurice Bad will take on Glenn Kirby who will be accompanied by Liana Lewis, a diva that thinks very little of Bad. Metal Moses will take on long time friend Jason Brown and due to the World Tag Team titles being stripped and Mysery’s suspension; Russel and Disco will fight JD Stars and his replacement partner the SIW European Champion Chris Macavedi.
A fifteen foot cage made of unforgiving steel was assembled for the main event between Grunge and Duane Doogan for the SIW Championship. Grunge came out accompanied by Drako who carried a briefcase. Banks introduced Duane Doogan as the Corporate Champion as he made his entrance. As Doogan stepped in the ring, Grunge went on the attack. After delivering a back body drop, Grunge dropped a huge elbow and started climbing out of the cage. As he reached the top, Grunge jumped off for another elbow but Doogan moved out of the way. Doogan dominated midway through the match but on the outside Banks was knocked out cold by Drako who hit him on the head with the briefcase. Doogan hit the DooganDT and started crawling towards the door which was open purposely then Drako slammed it right in the champs face sending him flying back in the cage. Drako pulled out a set of handcuffs from the briefcase and locked Doogan to the side of the cage. Grunge did the impossible and climbed out of the cage to win the SIW Championship as the show ended.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Team Liana defeated Team Xtina 10:12
JD Stars won the 10 man parking lot brawl elimination to win the SIW Hardcore Championship 12:42
Chris Macavedi defeated Metal Moses to advance in the tournament 10:33
Grunge defeated Duane Doogan in a Steel Cage Match to win the SIW Championship 8:29
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit & Jimmy Hayden, Carlos Perez and Pedro Alvarez (Spanish)
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
Referees: Manny Kramer, Andrew Yung & Joe Berry
