Toyota Center
Houston, Texas
Capacity 17 007/17 800
November 22, 2004
Rating: 8.2
The SIW World Champion Matt Uzi was scheduled to fight his bodyguard Titan after his so called "Little Uzi's" voted for Titan as his opponent for Monday Night Brawl live in Houston, Texas at the Toyota Center. Two other titles were on the line, the SIW Lightweight championship and the the SIW Tag Team Championship. Rated X where in the house as they took on the unlikely team of Mysery and Nazz who have been at each others throats for quite sometime, Nazz was even responsible for Mysery losing the Hardcore title last Saturday. SIW's second ever sledgehammer on a pole match also took place as Rikki Cook took on Seabass. Rikkil had a disadvantage with Russel McPiledriverton being selected the match enforcer. Rikki and Scream fought each other in the first Sledgehammer match. Titan promised to have a special announcement for Angelica and Greg Banks was in the arena back to his normal job as interviewer. Last week he went psycho on Uzi when he teamed up with Johnny Jobber in a handicap match to fight the SIW champion in which they lost.
t.W.o
MNB started with "Blackball" by the Offspring rocking the Toyota Center as a Hummer-Limo appeared and drove half way down the entrance ramp. The SIW Champion Matt Uzi stepped out followed by Titan and Soule Stealer who was wearing the same bloody shirt from Deadly Alliance's attack. Uzi smacked and ordered the announcer to properly introduce him, he made him say..."Now Residing in Hollywood, weighing at 261lbs...he is the "The New Era"......The SIW Icon.......SIW World Champion....the best thing since sliced bread and the greatest entertainer known to man.....Matt Uziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!
Matt: That's a little bit better you jackass...show some fucking respect, without me you wouldn't have a paycheck cause this shit hole would go bankrupt without the New Era........Don't just stand there, give Titan a fucking mic... The announcer nervously handed Titan a mic as the crowd started chanting "Retard"..
Titan: Shut up you fucking rednecks!!
Matt: If you guys don't shut the fuck up were going home!!
Titan: First of all i'm not ready for my special announcement, that will come later tonight. But I do want to warn some people around here, tonight Uzi and I are going to show all you fucks and all the losers in the back what a REAL wrestling match is. And if anyone wants to interfere there will be hell to pay....consequences will be suffered and that's a promise......
Matt: Rated X, I-9, Deadly Assholes, if ya'll want to fuck around Titan and I won't think twice about putting some people in the hospital. No more mr. nice guys, everyone has laughed enough, it's time to be taken seriously.
Matt: You all remind me of Inferno, a jackass who's only purpose is too pick on poor little Glenn and get his ass kicked by ME! I am fucking special, tonight you are all here on Monday Night Brawl aka The Uzi Show and when the New Era is present, you know that you are witnessing history in the making. I am that special!! Matt Uzi took off his belt and showed it off as the crowd booed
Matt: I have broken merchandise records, my movie Blackout is a blockbuster HIT....and mo...
Titan: Enough about you, tonight you have to go through me and don't think i'll take it easy on you..
Matt: I'm not scared of Retards.....
Stealer: Guys fucking stop this shit, we have to work together, I mean look at what DA did to Jax and I, they must pay...now let's get the fuck out of here and plan our night... Titan and Uzi calmed down a bit and followed Stealer out of the ring.
Non-Title Match
Alex Andrews vs H-Bomb
Alex Andrews made her return to the ring to fight the SIW Women's Champion H-Bomb in a non-title match. Alex is Summers (H-Bomb's rival) younger sister. Both men and women in the crowd gave H-Bomb a standing ovation as she made her entrance. H-Bomb has been doing a great job recently as establishing herself as the best Women's champion of all time. Andrews showed no ring rust at all as she dominated the champion at the beginning of the match. Her domination didn't last long as H-Bomb countered a closeline and nailed her with a spinning DDT followed by a leg drop off the ropes. She went for the pin but Andrews kicked out. As H-Bomb signaled for her finisher later in the match, Jamie Stuart casually came down to ringside and stood on the apron. H-Bomb yelled at her and the referee also got involved. Alex Andrews then snuck up behind H and rolled her in a small package to get the upset win over the SIW Women's champion! Jamie laughed at H as she walked back up the entrance ramp. Alex celebrated in the ring as H ran after Jamie all the way to the parking lot area. Cheif of Security Polar and his screw where on the scene in no time to stopped the fight before someone got seriously injured.
Winner: Alex Andrews
Titan Takes A Shit
The TrevorTron showed Titan running backstage to the washrooms. Apparently it was occupied by Metalgod...
Titan: Who the fuck is in there?
Metalgod: Yo it's me Metalgod, i'm taking a shit man
Titan: Hurry the fuck up I need to go to!!
Metalgod: Sorry dude, gonna be here awhile...go down near I-9's locker room there's a portable toilet...
Titan: Alright, thanks man..
SIW Lightweight Championship
Z-Man vs Sinflair vs Slick Willy Seaman
The SIW Lightweight Championship was on the line in the next match. Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson played as the Z-Man made his entrance and seemed to have white powder all over his face. He started making fun of fags and and all the other shit he's against but was cut off by "Careless Whisper" by Wham. The fans booed big time as "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka made his way to ringside accompanied by "The Milkman" Romoan Jaworski. You could see vulgar signs in the crowd like "Kill The Fag" and "Sinflair likes it up the ass" as the fans continued to boo loud and started throwing debris towards them. Z-Man charged Sinflair right away with a Spear and started pounded him with lefts and rights. As the two contenders beat each other in the ring, Slick Willy ran down to ringside along with Andrew who carried his Lightweight title. Willy hit them with a double closline and then double drop kicked both of them to the outside.
Willy sent Sinflair head first in the Spanish table and then punched out Romoan. Before he could continue his attack, Z-Man hit him from behind with a reversed DDT. As Willy started to get back to his feet, Z-Man who had his helmet on hit him with a head butt. He then went to the top rope but from behind, Romoan pushed him off sending his crashing in to the steel railing ribs first. Sinflair set up Willy in the ring for the Sixty Ninedriver but from behind, holding his ribs, The Z-Man drop kicked them before Sinflair hit his finisher. Sinflair grabbed Willy's ass at one point of the match and Willy flipped out. He sent him from corner to corner hitting him with closelines and elbows to his face. As Sinflair laid flat on the canvas, Romoan jumped to the apron and choked Willy using the top rope as he jumped back to the floor. Out of nowhere, the Z-Man hit his finisher the Wet Dream off the top rope on Willy and pinned him for the 1-2-3 to get the upset win for the SIW Lightweight Championship. Sinflair was a second to late to break the count. At the end of the match, Romoan threw a big metal Dildo to Sinflair, but before any further actions happened, officials kept things in control. The new lightweight champ was celebrating in the ring but then passed out out of nowhere. Saydst came out, grabbed the title and threw Z-Man over her shoulder and walked backstage. Could it be that the Deadly Alliance were impressed with the Z's win?
Winner: Z-Man
Grunge and Jax
Grunge and Jax were in the parking lot.. Grunge was on his cell...
Grunge: I can't believe your back. I missed you for so long. How long has it been? I can't wait to tell Jax. What? What do you want to tell me?
Jax: What are you talking about man?!
Grunge: I have had it! I joined to get what I want. I want the hardcore title and I still haven't got it!
Jax: Just give it some time, man.
Grunge: Time? No more time. I am going to do something if I don't win this title. I was told not to take it any more and I'm not. This is it. Just pray I win.
Jax: Who are you talking to?
Grunge: You don't deserve to know. You'll find out later on. Just hope I win this title or somebody is going to pay.
Jax: What do you mean?!
Terror Soule
Terror Soule was seen on the Trevor tron walking thru
the parking lot. He punched the wall softly then Greg
Banks walked up to him as Terror had his NA title around his waist....
Banks: Terror we wanted a few words with you.
Terror: Well Banks I be glad to!
Banks: What do you have to say to Enigma after he
said you were scared of him.
Terror: I have to say that he cracks me up. Some
dumbass walks in to the SIW and thinks he can make a
season veteran like me afraid of him. Enigma best
learn that Terror isn't afraid of any man. Hell he
can go fuck Sadyst that scare me more then his shitty
little promos. He has nothing on me. And at Staying
Alive I will prove that it is me who is the true
champion not him.
Terror: You hear that Banks? They are chanting the
champ is here. Man it feels great to hear them even
when I don't have a match.
Banks: So what do you have to say about Angelica
coming to your home and taking some of her clothes?
Terror: I didn't say a word because well I just felt
that its best to let her leave without hurting her
anymore. And don't you think that Terror lives like a
slob. I just had to much to do so that's why my crib
wasn't cleaned up. And my maid quit over a little
joke I told. Guess blondes don't like blonde jokes.
Well anyways man anything else cause I got big plans
for tonight.
Banks: No more questions see you Terror.
Terror: Terror Out!
Russel McPiledriverton Is The Match Enforcer
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook vs Seabass
Seabass and I-9 were partying in their locker room before Seabass' match. Willy was seen pissed off trashing all his stuff understandably pissed of with his match. And the former European champion Seabass was smoking a blunt of a special breed of kimo marijuana. Polar told Seabass to get his ass out to the ring as "Touch of Grey" By The Grateful Dead played. Rikki was already in the ring as Seabass and the match Enforcer the SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton made their entrance. Seabass and Rikki started fighting right away as Russel took a seat at commentary with Travis Dunns and Jimmy Hayden. In order to win the match, the participant must get the Sledgehammer on the pole in the corner and use it. Russel cracked open a can of Piledriver Cola and talked trash. He said he would make sure Seabass won. Rikki got hit by several Knife edge chops and got sent flying to the outside. Russel then got up and started to kick him in the head.
Russel tried to irish whip Rikki into the steel steps but Rikki reversed and Russ ended up hitting the steps face first. Seabass almost reached the sledgehammer but Rikki pushed him from the top rope to the outside. Russel threw Seabass back in the ring and handed him Carlos' chair. As Seabass swung the chair, Rikki ducked and nailed him with the High Temperature. By that time, Russel had gotten the sledgehammer and went to hit Rikki but he too missed and got nailed with the High Temperature. The fans went crazy as Seabass started to get up with Rikki behind him waiting to level him with the sledgehammer. As he turned around, Seabass was hit right in the forehead and bleed everywhere. Senior referee Sam Carter slid in the ring out of nowhere and decided to take the match in his hands and awarded the match to Rikki Cook. Russel was pissed off, he started to get up and he then hit Rikki Cook with the Perfect Piledriver. He beat the hell out of him all the way backstage until they reached the portable toilet. Russel threw Rikki inside the toilet stall, closed the door and tipped it over. It was very fucking gross.
Winner: "Red Hot" Rikki Cook
A Message To Angelica Hunt
"The Unbelievable" Titan
Rust In Peace by Megadeth was heard as Titan came out to tell Angelica something. He was handed a mic and had an odd look on his face...
Titan: Angeli..... Right away he was cut off by Always by Saliva starts playing over the arena speakers. Titan froze while looking around. Angelica walked out from the backstage area onto the ramp wearing shiny baby metallic blue pants and a white tank top shirt that said Angelica Hunt across the front and on the back saying ’A diva that has style’ The crowd cheered. Titan turned to see Angelica standing at the top of the ramp with a mic in her hand as her music cuts off....
Angelica: What are you all looking at?! Angelica looked down at herself at what she is wearing, and then turned around ........
Angelica: I take it that you guys in Houston, Texas like my new look. Pink and Green hair, kind of got old, so I died it a dirty blonde. Oh yes and my clothes. Anyways, thanks fans for liking how I look, but you really don’t have to cheer me. Infact, I really don’t want you to cheer for me. Look at me, I look like…… Had a frightened look on her face.. Then gasped…
I look like… H-Bomb! Angelica smirked.
Angelica: To let you all know, she is the one that helped me with this new look. I went to that psychotherapist guy that my sister sent me to the other day, and I walked in and H-Bomb was there. Anyways, I just want to say thanks for helping me. Now, to the reason why I came out here in the first place! Angelica looked and still saw Titan standing there.
Angelica: I actually was not going to be here tonight….but then I started thinking. Why should I just sit at a hotel and watch what is happening, when I can just be here for myself. Also, I knew that Titan had ‘some kind of message’ for me, so I wasn’t just going to sit at my hotel and listen to what kind of crap he had to say, after all….Titan, you are the one that just came out of no where and destroyed my hotel room last week! So, Titan, what are you going to say, are you going to call me a bitch, a 2 cent whore? Go ahead, call me a bitch, call me a whore, but I’d rather you tell me to my face, instead of standing there with out me here just talking to a bunch of Southern Hillbillies!
Titan: Angelica I didn't come out here to run my mouth. But my message also concerns Terror Soule....
Angelica: Huh?
Titan: Terror Soule if you can hear me, I'm sad to announce that Angelica maybe carrying my baby...
Angelica: What the fuck? I'm not pregnant....
Titan: Angelica what i'm saying is that there is a big chance you might be....
Angelica: We used a rubber
Titan: I took it off secretly
Angelica: What the fuck!!
Titan: Yeah...i'm sorry
Angelica: I'm gonna kill you.....you.....you BIG RETARD!!
Titan: NO Please relax!! I'll pay child support!!
Jamie's Wig
Polar was walking backstage and he came across an open bag. It had Jamie Stuarts ring gear and her wig. Also in the bag he found the keys to a hotel room....Polar was freaked out when he found a jock strap!
Interview With The #1 Contender
Brian: Greg that is an excellent way to start. Yes, I do deserve this shot. Not only did I never get my rematch for the title after losing it to Angel. I am also one of the only men in the SIW to have defeated the so-called Icon Matt Uzi 3 times.
Greg: Yes, you are correct currently you are the only man in the SIW to have defeated that bitch Matt 3 times and I laid some ass whooping on him myself, so I know how you feel.
Brian "Inferno" Cross
Brian was seen sitting in a studio with Greg Banks. They were smiling and making small talk when Greg got the word to start the interview...
Greg: Well it looks like its time. Here we are with the Number 1 contender Brian “Inferno” Cross. Brian it is good to have you here tonight and I think the best way to start the interview is with a tough question. Do you believe that you deserve to be the number one Contender?
Banks: Now I have another question regarding Glen Kirby. It seemed you two where destined to be one of the greatest tag teams ever and yet shortly after winning the belts you had a falling out can you explain it to me?
Brian: Of course I can Greg, Glen is an excellent competitor and I would never take anything away from him. It is one of the reason’s I trusted him with my career when we faced off against Mohammad and Jaffar. After we won the tag titles, something changed in Glen he started claiming that he was why we continued to win. Now we all know that it takes two to make a tag team it does not matter who wins the match but Glen seemed to forget that. Now I know he may be confused and I understand that he may even have regrets but he has to know that after what he did last week I am not sure if those regrets are real.
Greg: Now one final question I have for you after you defeat that little bitch Matt Uzi will you be willing to give me a title shot since I put such a beat down on his candy ass?
Brian: I tell you what Greg after I defeat Uzi I will give you a none title shot to see what you have. The two men shook hands but then the A.O.A appeared....
Kirby: Hold up hold up! You see, Brian, that you can talk all you want about how you will win that match against Matt Uzi, and how you will win the World Title for the 2nd time, but really, you aren't the one that'll make the final decision. That, is my job. CEO Trevor has accepted my offer to become the special referee for the World Championship match at Staying Alive! However, buddy, I have thought about it for a long time, and I hope I can call it like I see it. We'll see, won't we? This'll be good! Glenn patted Brian on the back and headed out. Brian clenched his fists as Brawl cut to a commerical.
SIW Tag Team Championship
Mysery and Nazz vs Rated X
Mysery and Nazz made their entrance and they didn't seem to happy about being booked in this match. However Tag gold was on the line as the took on Rated X. Bernardo led the way as "Dr. Greenthumb" by Cypress Hill played. Johnny Ringo and Primetime Ryan Johnson showboated their way to the ring to a great crowd response. As the bell rung, Nazz and Mysery argued bout who was going to start. They then got into a fist fight until Primetime and Ringo stepped in and beat down their opponents. Nazz and Ringo started the match as Ringo sent him to the ropes and delivered a nice back body drop. Ringo went for the Blunt but but Nazz escaped and tagged in Mysery. Primetime also got tagged in and went to work on Mysery. Primetime got the crowd to their feet after delivering a Belly to Belly Suplex and a Spine Buster. Mysery was in trouble.
As Rated X gained the advantage and almost had the match won, Matt Uzi sent out Grunge. Primetime, Ringo and Bernrdo turned their attention to Grunge who grabbed a steel chair from under the ring. Nazz rolled up Primetime in an inside cradle but the Tag champ kicked out. The match was decided when Grunge leveled both Nazz and Mysery with the chair busting them wide open. Grunge walked back up the ramp as Nazz and Mysery were declared the winners by DQ. Uzi came out and told them to never EVER fuck with the "New Era" as long as they wanted to live.
Winners: Nazz and Mysery by DQ
Present For Deadly Alliance
The Deadly Alliance made their way to ringside without Saydst. She was taking care of Z-Man backstage. As Renegade grabbed the mic to speak,
the TrevorTron went black and the
lights began to flicker throughout the arena. A few
minutes passed then only the lights in the ring come on.
Sitting in the ring was a barbed wire steel chair
with blood and flesh on it. As the cameras focused closely, it looked
like the chair Terror bent over Renegades head last Thursday night. Deadly Alliance leave and head backstage to find Terror Soule the North American champion. As they find him, Terror almost runs them over with his Dodge Ram and left the arena. Jax, Stealer and Grunge attacked Deadly Alliance viciously with garbage cans and linear lights. Trevor Derickson then appeared surrounded by the Houston Police and SIW security....
Trevor: What the hell is going on here?
Grunge: They started with us boss...
Jax: Yeah and they assaulted Stealer and I
Stealer: We want their ass!
Enigma: Fuck you Trevor, you know damn well we were after Terror and your goons attacked us...
Renegade: t.W.o's going down motherfucker!
Trevor: Listen here assholes, I own this fucking place and I don't appreciate the crap that's been going on, Grunge, Jax.....Stealer you want these fucks in a match?
Grunge/Stealer/Jax: Fuck Yeah!
Trevor: Good cause this Thursday on Carnage, were going to have a handicap match! Deadly Alliance against Grunge, Jax and Stealer...Now all of you get the hell out of my sight!!
The sexy Jenny Kox, SIW's official nurse offered free massages and at least three quarters of the roster was waiting in line (excluding Sinflair and Romoan of course). One person that stuck out in line was the SIW Women's Champion H-Bomb. Jenny Kox walked out of her office and told the boys that she wanted H-Bomb first! H smiled and Jenny took her by the hand in her office. The fans went crazy and the men in line didn't really object. The fans started chanting "HLA" as the show got ready for the main event.
SIW World Championship
Titan vs Matt Uzi
The SIW Champion and Titan made their entrance together to the t.W.o anthem. Uzi bounced off the ropes back and fourth so did Titan. they collided and both laid on the mat till the ref started to count to 8....They got up and and started hugging each other! The crowd started chanting "Bullshit". Titan then weakly punched Uzi and the champ fell to the ground screaming in pain like a madman. Titan picked him up and Uzi was full of blood....Blood? Uzi busted a ketchup pack on his face. Uzi then yelled at Titan so loud he collapsed to the canvas. Uzi pinned him to retain the SIW World Championship. At the end of the match, Uzi and Titan had a few Budweisers and celebrated but then their party was cut short...Bounty Hunter by Adam West filled the arena as the crowd went wild. Brian Inferno Cross stood at the top of the entrance ramp with a mic in his hand.
Brian: Well I will be damned that has to have been the sorriest damn match I have ever seen. I mean shit Titan you laid down for Matt like you do every night you and him head back to your hotel room. It is no wonder you had to force a woman like Angelica to have sex with you. You must have wanted to see what it felt like to be a man instead of a bitch. Titan stood in the ring taking a fit and he was fucking furious.
Brian: Now now big boy calm down because I actually came out here to talk to your main squeeze Matt Uzi. Now Matt I know you must be feeling the pain of that match so I won’t come down there and beat on you right now I mean I wouldn’t want your girlfriend Titan to be disappointed when you had no energy left to give him what he deserves after he laid down for you. I will say this Matt finally the world sees you for the scum-sucking loser you really are. I mean how do you face your son knowing what a coward you are. Does he hide his head in shame after the beating you took from Greg Banks last week? Really, Matt your son needs a positive male role model in his life it is no wonder I heard he had a poster of yours truly the real SIW champion hanging in his room. Now I have a response for you regarding your choices of match and I tell you what lets see if you really are the champion you say you are and we will have a SUBMISSION CHALLENGE. Matt Uzi will once again fall victim to Inferno and like all evil doers, you will feel the burn. Bounty Hunter played as the crowd cheered for Inferno. The SIW World Champion Matt Uzi and Titan were red with rage as Carnage went off the air....
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Writers: TJD, Titan, Uzi, AH, Inferno, Grunge, TS
