The SIW World Champion Matt Uzi was scheduled to fight Greg Banks and Johnny Jobber in a handicap match. He promised to get revenge for what happen last week when he lost by DQ due to Rated X's interference. I-9 members, SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton, Slick Willy Seaman, Seabass and the "Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo teamed up to take on the combo of Rikki Cook, Grunge, Jax and Metalgod. I-9 were also going to find out if they passed the drug test. Two SIW championships were on the line, Mr.MPV Shaun Rhodes defended his hardcore title against "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka, and perhaps the most anticipated match of the night was Super Patriots trying to co-exist to defend their SIW Tag Team titles against two great teams in The Deadly Alliance and Rated X. Glenn Kirby stated during the week end that he won't be at ringside. People wondered, could the Uncanny one defend the tag belts alone? Also in action and promised to have a surprise for everyone, Terror Soule took on Vex.

t.W.o
The t.W.o anthem was heard as Trevor, Matt Uzi, Titan, Angelica, Stealer, Glenn Kirby, Grunge and Jax came to ringside. The fans booed them and started chanting "t.W.o SUCKS" and then threw debris towards the faction. Uzi was wearing a Rated X t-shirt under his "New Era" leather jacket and Titan wore a Terror Soule "Forbidden Shadow" t-shirt. The SIW champion gave everyone the middle finger and started to speak....

Matt: Last week on Carnage I made an example out of Rated X. The lesson is simple, you don't fuck with the "New Era" or t.W.o EVER!!

The crowd continued to boo and chant "Asshole" as Trevor took the mic......

Trevor: I'd appreciate if all of you could shut the hell up for just a few minutes while I address an ungrateful sack of shit known as Enigma...

The fans continued to disrespect the CEO and Titan then started yelling ...

Titan: SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU FUCKING ALPINE SKIING ASSHOLES!!!!!

The crowd then called him a "Giant Retard"

Titan: Fuck this, why do I even bother trying to talk to these assholes!

Trevor: Settle down, they don't know anything, all they care about is Nuggets and not the kind you buy at McDonalds, and they also cheer idiots like Enigma

There was a mix of boos and cheers at the mention of Enigma...

Matt: Enigma is like a cancer in this place, we ha....

The arena lights began to flicker. "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed hit over the PA as the crowd began to actually cheer. Red pyro's went off on the entrance ramp as Saydst stepped out onto the stage. Uzi yelled out "How dare you cut off the champ?" As t.W.o was focused on Saydst the Deadly Alliance came running into the ring through the crowd and they both had steel chairs wrapped in barbed wire. They began swinging as t.W.o quickly fled the ring through the crowd. Soul Stealer however got hit with a chair shots and fell to the canvas, Enigma and Renegade nailed him with a double barbed wire steel chair shot leaving Soul Stealer laying motionless in the middle of the ring bleeding. The crowd was going insane. Enigma was then handed a mic.

Enigma: T.W.O wants to mess with the Deadly Alliance? Big mistake, I'm the last person you guys wanna fuck with! I don't care if you're the boss Trevor! That means absolutely jack shit to me! We will not stop until T.W.O has been destroyed. One by one, T.W.O will feel the wrath of the Deadly Alliance. Soul Stealer just got a little sample of what me and Renegade are capable of, and that was only the beginning. All of you better sleep with one eye open because you're all on my hit-list... You've been warned...... Rated X and Super Patriots, hope you like what you see, we just made the big bad t.W.o run away like little bitches.....

With that said, The Deadly Alliance walked back up the ramp as Stealer received medical attention....

Singles Match
Mysery vs Nazz
A singles match between Mysery and Nazz was set to kick off the matches for the evening. Nazz made his entrance first only to recieve loud booes from the crowd. Nazz flashed a smile and asked the crowd why they didn't like him as he made his way down the ramp and into the ring. Mysery came out next with one of his hands bandaged, apparently still injured from last Monday night. Mysery appeared to be all business, completely unphased by the mix reaction of the crowd as he came down the ramp. Nazz however wasted no time and climbed out of the ring after Mysery. The fight broke out at the ring apron and the ref struggled for a few minutes to get the two into the ring. Finally, the bell rang and the match was underway. It was obvious that the wounded hand of Mysery was giving him a hard time in the match as Nazz had full control until Mysery went downstairs with a lowblow as Nazz tried a double-arm DDT. The crowd laughed at Nazz has he dropped to the canvas holding his jewels. Mysery dropkicked Nazz in the face while he was down on his knees, busting Nazz's nose. Blood poured down from Nazz's nose while Mysery went to stomping on a vunerable Nazz. Mysery was in control for awhile, even somehow managing a superplex off of the top rope. At one point, Mysery went for a cover but only got a narrow two-count. Frustrated, Mysery went and argued with the ref on this point. Nazz capitalized on Mysery's error and rolled him up from behind, claming the victory. The fans didn't take to well to Nazz as he flashed a cocky grin at a stunned Mysery as he walked up the rampway.
Winner: Nazz

Special Interview With Greg Banks
Brian "Inferno" Cross and X-Factor
Cameras in the back caught a view of both Inferno and X-Factor waiting paitiently for Greg Banks to show up to start the interview until an SIW staff member came up to them and informed them that Banks was busy preparing for his match against Matt Uzi and appoligized for their time.

Drug Test Results
Elsewhere in the arena stood all the members of I-9 as they stood outside Polar's office. Last Thursday Polar issued mandatory drug tests for all the members of I-9.

Seabass: Man, this is stupid. I'd be blazing right now if it wasn't for this stupid shit.

Seaman: Don't sweat it, we know we passed.

Celafo: I just wanna kick the crap outta that idiot Cook and his Dumbass Inc. lackeys.

Rhodes: I've got a title defense coming within just a few minutes. What the hell is taking so long?

Finally Polar comes out of his office with a paper in his hand.

Polar: Everyone, you're free to go. Except you, Rhodes. Step into my office.

Rhodes and the rest of I-9 looked really confused but couldn't do anything about it as I-9 without Rhodes were shown the exit.

Polar: Rhodes, you came up positive. I'm cancelling your match tonight and stripping you of the Hardcore Title. You are suspended without further notice.

Rhodes: WHAT?! You're joking, right? There's no way I could have failed this test!

Polar: No, I'm serious. Pack your things and go home. We'll give you a call on what we'll do from here.

Rhodes: I can't believe this!

Rhodes stormed angrily out of the office. Polar picked up the reciever on the phone and began to dial a number as the camera went out.

Elimination Match
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook/Metalgod/Jax/Grunge
vs
Russel McPiledriverton/Slick Willy Seaman/Seabass/"Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo
The crowd was saddened to hear the announcement that the night's Hardcore Title match had been cancelled but were happy to hear the tag team elimination would be next. The combined anthems of "Red Hot" Rikki Cook, Metalgod, and Damage Inc. Jax and Grunge made their way down to the ring. Cook seemed to lead the charge in attempt to motivate his teammembers as they entered the ring. I-9's theme hit as huge billows of smoke came out of the entranceway followed by Seabass, "Slick Willy" Seaman, "Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo, and Russel McPiledriverton. I-9 and cannibus signs were everywhere as the crowd went crazy for the quintuplet. All four of them seemed to look a little concerned and were even heard speaking about what happened to "Mr. MVP" Shaun Rhodes as the climbed into the ring. It definetly looked crowded as all eight men took their corners as the bell rang.

Early on it was clear what kind of match this was gonna be as the official let the tag rules slide out the window and let all eight men into the ring. Carnage was everywhere. Cefalo leveled Jax with a flying clothesline only to get an elbow drop from Metalgod. Russel jumped in and laid Metalgod out with a surprizing reverse DDT that stunned Metalgod just long enough to pick up the pin and elimination.
Eliminated: Metalgod

Metalgod looked furious as he was shown to the back by two other officials. Bodies were flying everywhere still as double and triple teams were everywhere. Cook, Jax, and Grunge were able to clean out the ring for just a moment long enough to do a devistating triple team on Seaman that involved Damage Inc. teaming up to suplex Seaman followed by a big elbow splash off of the top rope to pick up the elimination.
Eliminated: "Slick Willy" Seaman

It didn't take long for the remaining members of I-9 to rebound and take the fight to Cook and Damage Inc. Cook and Russel locked up and exhanged punches while Cefalo and Seabass chucked Jax out of the ring and down onto the floor. Grunge tried to intervene but was thrown face first into the turnbuckle. Grunge stumbled backwards into Cefalo and Seabass which they set him up into a double Falcon Arrow and drove his head hard into the mat. Seabass covered a motionless Grunge to pick up the elimination.
Eliminated: Grunge

Five competitors remained in the match, already Rikki Cook really was taking it to the SIW Euro Champ, Russel McPiledriverton as he back tossed him way over the top rope and crashing into the front row seats! Russel looked hurt on the outside of the apron from the landing. Meanwhile in the ring, Cefalo and Seabass were double teaming Jax and almost got a pin until Cook came in just in time to break up the count. Cefalo got ahold of Jax and the two spilled to the outside as Cefalo tried to throw Jax over the top rope. Rikki kicked Seabass in the stomach and grabbed him for a pump handle slam that he converted into his finisher, High Temperature for the pin and elimination on Seabass.
Eliminated: Seabass

While Seabass was being pinned, Cefalo gained the upper hand and attempted to use Jax by throwing him at Cook in hopes to break the count, but was too late. The remaining four were having their stamina tested as the match was coming close to the twenty minute mark. Cefalo rolled back into the ring but was met by Rikki's boot to his head. Moments later, Jax regained himself then it was both Jax and Cook double teaming Cefalo. Cefalo looked to be in serious trouble as they were setting him up for a double powerbomb until Russel came flying off of the top rope and viciously collided into Cook and breaking up the double team. Both Russel and Cook laid motionless on the mat while Cefalo and Jax struggled to get up. Jax whipped Cefalo into the turnbuckle and charged after him, but Cefalo rolled out of the way causing Jax to crash chest first. Cefalo capitalized with a lionsault off of the middle rope that connected and picked up the pin and elimination on Jax.
Eliminated: Jax

Jax didn't take a liking to being eliminated as he rolled out of the ring. He grabbed a nearby steel chair and attempted to go after Cefalo with it. Cefalo kicked Jax in the gut as he was about to swing the chair, but instead dropped it on the mat. Cefalo picked up the chair and took a swing at Jax with it, but Jax ducked and Cefalo ended up connecting on both Russel and Cook on their sides. The official called for a bell and signaled to the announcer of Cefalo's disqualification.
Disqualified: "The Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo

Both Jax and Cefalo were finally led to the back by officials leaving just Cook and Russel remaining. The two looked exausted as they slowly traded blows back and forth. Cook jabbed a thumb into Russel's eye then set him up for a belly-to-back suplex. Moments later Russel hit one of his piledrivers on Cook. The two went back and forth for several minutes before Metalgod came running out with a lead pipe in his hand. Cook distracted the ref as Metalgod came into the ring and tried to take a swing at Russel, but he ducked and instead Metalgod hit Cook from behind. Metalgod didn't really seem to care as Russel went for the pin on the motionless Rikki Cook for the elimination.
Winner: Russel McPiledriverton

Angelica and Katie Mysfit
The crowd goes into a roar at the sight of Katie Mysfit walking around backstage in casual street clothes. Just then, she finds Angelica exiting the t.W.o locker room.

Mysfit: Hey, Angelica.

Hunt: Katie. I thought you weren't returning for another week or two.

Mysfit: I'm just visiting. I heard that you're divorcing Terror and going out with Titan now, huh?

Hunt: Yeah. Terror never did "measure up" anyway.

Mysfit: ~chuckles~ Hope it goes well for you. See ya around.

Hunt: Yeah, see ya.

Katie continues on leaving Angelica with a little look of surprize on her face.

SIW Tag Team Championship
The Deadly Alliance vs Rated X vs Super Patriots
Brian "Inferno" Cross made his entrance to a strong ovation as he had both tag titles over his shoulders. Cameras in the back cut to Glen Kirby's dressing room to where he was watching the match as said that he would. Travis Dunns exclaimed Inferno was an idiot to think that he could defend the tag titles himself. Rated X made their entrance following Inferno and looked in good shape as they made their way down to the ring to a mixed ovation. DA appeared on the ramp next to a decent response. Renegade was wearing a Scotty Slique t-shirt as he appeared. The two ran down to the ring and wasted no time attacking someone. The bell rang and the ref forced one member of each team that had a member to spare into their corners. Inferno and Primetime double teamed Renegade as the took turns laying down shots on Renegade. Primetime and Ringo switched out often while Inferno kept working with them. Finally, Enigma had had enough of it and jumped into the ring and went after Inferno. Primetime, who was on the apron then jumped in and it was a handicap match. It didn't take long for Inferno to take out Enigma with a Red Flare while Rated X finished off Renegade with an impressive tornado DDT off of the top rope to win the Tag Team championship. Afterwards, Inferno, Primetime, and Ringo all celebrated in the ring and up the ramp.
Winner: Rated X

SIW Women's Champion H-Bomb Out Partying!
The cameras are at one of the local clubs in town downtown Denver. They show a bunch of beautiful woman walking down the street dressed in their finest to go to the club. They see H-Bomb leading the group of about 4 women through the frong door of the club. They are laughing as they sit at one of the bars where the camera pans in to hear her and friends talk.

Friend: WOW! H this is a great place how did you know about this club, I thought you were going to be wrestling tonight.

H: Well, I thought I was too but being the great boss that Trevor is he decided to give me the night off. And I know about this club because Glenn told me about it.

Friend: You have such a wonderful guy!Do you girls want to dance?

H: Yes, he is a great guy and yes let's dance!

All the girls leave their drinks at the table and head off to the dance floor, H-Bomb is in the middle as her friends surround her and they all begin to grind against each other. H smiles as she does a sexy move and then moves her head down and then back up against her friend. Her friends wraps her arms around H's neck and they begin to grind some more. The male fans in the audience are going nuts! As they are still dancing the camera fades into a couple of breaks.

Terror's Call
Terror Soule is seen on the phone backstage. The camera crew catches what he has to say.

Terror: Yeah if Enigma comes within three hundred of me or my title arrest him. Okay officer. See you guys during my match.

Terror hangs up the phone. Then turns to see the camera crew.

Terror: Oh so all you know my plan now. Well I was going to make an announce meant later tonight but okay. Enigma you can't come within three hundred feet of me or my title. And that goes for Sadyst too. I am making sure that my title isn't stolen again well I am dealing with Vexx. So Enigma unless you have a match againist me you can't come near me. See your ass at Still Alive bastard. Vexx I will see your ass in that ring tonight. And then again at Staying Alive. You had to get involved and now you will pay dearly for your stupidity. See you loser.

Terror walks off laughing. The plan set in motion what else does Terror have in store for Enigma.

Vex Arrested
Footage from earlier that night revealed Vex being escorted from the arena in handcuffs and police custody. Reports were that he was being charged with third degree manslaughter for an incident involving the Russian mob..

Vex vs. Terror Soule
Terror made is entrance to a cheering crowd. He looked to be all business as he entered the ring. Vex's theme hit the pa but of course he did not show. Terror asked for a mic.

Terror: Just as I thought... All talk. Vex, don't even waste my time anymore if you're not even going to show... But while I'm out here, I might as well speak about something...

Angelica you bitch. You think what you did was for my best. You think going to Titan was smart. Well I am here to tell you that big retards don't deserve shit. Titan may have been here a long time but he has earned nothing but the title of big retard. So Angelica you can stop calling asking to give me a blow job cause you lost that opportunity when you left. So slut I may have your heart but all I am going to do is crush it. You stabbed me in the back now revenge will be mine. So next Carnage I have a surprise planned for you as well. You will pay bitch.

Just then, Deadly Alliance's theme hit the pa as Saydest came out and stood on the rampway. Terror's attention was turned to the ramp as Renegade and Enigma came out and jumped on Terror from behind with a double bulldog. They picked Terror up and Enigma lifted Terror on his shoulders while Renegade climbed the top rope. Renegade jumped off of the top rope and nailed a DDT off of Enigma's shoulders leaving a devastated Terror motionless on the mat as DA made their exit.

World Title Missing
A camera in the t.W.o locker room catches SIW World Champion Matt Uzi thrashing the locker room then out of the locker room and althroughout the hall asking anyone if they have seen the SIW World Title which apparently has come up missing. The faint echo of the SIW theme could be heard throughout the arena. Uzi swore loudly as he was forced to make his way to the stage.

Handicap Match
Greg Banks and Johnny Jobber vs Matt Uzi
The SIW theme hit as the duo of Johnny Jobber and Greg Banks made their appearance to the strongest ovation of the night. Banks was the biggest surprize as he looked to be in great shape in wrestling tights. The crowd was even getting into it chanting out "BANKS". Cheers soon went to booes and people throwing garbage at the Hummer-limo as it rolled out and down the rampway. Matt Uzi climbed out without the SIW World title for a change. The crowd laughed at Uzi for they had seen the earlier segment.

Uzi: Shut the fuck up! You people wouldn't know gold if it hit you upside your stupid heads!

Uzi got into the ring and the bell rang. Jobber and Uzi started out first. Jobber was quick to lock in an armbar but Uzi easily reversed it and sent him face first into the canvas. Uzi was easily having his way with Jobber until Banks started to get the crowd into it, but to no aid. Finally, Banks climbed into the ring and clotheslined Uzi down onto the mat, surprizing the SIW World Champ. Banks stomped on Uzi and kicked him several times in his ribs before Uzi grabbed his foot and twisted him down to the mat. As Uzi got up, Jobber came from behind with a back suplex and the duo was working a number on Uzi. Uzi nailed both of them with lowblows and the two dropped to the mat. The crowd really got pissed off and began throwing debris at the Icon.

Uzi: What the hell is wrong with you people?! They were double teaming me!

Uzi threw Banks out of the ring and delivered an Uzi Piledriver on Jobber and got the pin. The crowd continued to boo while Travis Dunns exclaimed what a fine champion he was. Banks on the outside got up and went over to the timekeeper's table and snatched the bell. Banks looked deeply disgruntled as he rolled back into the ring behind Uzi while he was celebrating and drove the corner of the bell deep into Uzi's head, busting the SIW Champ wide open.

Banks: I'm sick of taking all of your abuse! Do you hear me! I'm sick of it! MY WIFE IS NOT FAT! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!

Banks continued to beat on Uzi with the bell until security had to come out and restrain Banks and escort him out of the building.
Winner: Matt Uzi

Vex bailed out?
Cameras in the back caught Vex back in the arena during the match to gather his things. Apparently somehow he was let out on bail, but who could have let Vex out?

Checkup on Angel
A camera crew in a hospital takes a good shot of Angel in a hospital bed with several life supporting machines hooked up to him. Bouquets and get well greetings line all around the walls. Christina York is on hand with an elderly looking doctor standing beside her in the room.

York: Hello everyone, I'm live in the hospital room to where Angel is recuperating from the attack laid on by Matt Uzi since Unhallowed Desires. Doctor, could you tell us the kind of condition that he's looking at now?

Doctor: Well, right now it's clearly a day to day recovery.

York: What kind of injuries did Angel sustain?

Doctor: At first, we thought it was only just a cracked skull, which would have been a recovery time of a couple months, but there have been complications since then. A bone fragment had been lodged in his brain and we had to perform an emergency surgery to remove the fragment. Since then, he's slipped into a coma and hasn't awakened since. He's sustained severe brain trauma. From what we can understand, this has happened before.

York: How long do you think he'll be recovering, doctor?

Doctor: Well, it doesn't look good. Mr. Robinson apparently has a history of mental injuries. To be quite frank, I am not looking for him to come out of this one. His wrestling days are over.

York: That's very disheartening news for all those Angel fans out there, we can only...

Just then, one of the machines flip off and the heart monitor reads a flat line. The doctor runs over to the wall and hits the emergency button and a revival team rushes into the room. They prep Angel for shock, but just then, his heart monitor kicks back on to normal, as if nothing happened.

Doctor: Uhhh, false alarm! Everything's OK!

York: ~startled look~ As I was saying, we can only hope and pray for a speedy recovery. Christina York live from Angel's hospital room.

World Title Found
After his match with Johnny Jobber and Greg Banks, Uzi comes back to his locker room to find it covered with Johnny Jobber T-shirts and signs. Jobber is spray painted on the walls. There are streamers and confetti everywhere. Sitting on a couch is Matt Uzi's World Heavyweight Title. We zoom in on the belt. There is spray paint on the belt that reads, in big letters "I love Johnny" and underneath it, in small letters "jobber" as Carnage went odd the air....

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Writers: TJD, Angel, Titan, Uzi, TS, RX, H

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