Jimmy Hayden and Travis Dunns welcomed everyone to the Thomas and Mack Center. The show began with a recap from SIW's the last visit at TMC. On August 12, 2004 for Thursday Night Carnage, Crazy Pete and The Enforcer took on the unlikely team of Angel and Matt Uzi. Although Uzi and Angel won, the show ended with Uzi tapping out to Angel's Judgment sharpshooter. The fans started laughing at the current SIW Champion tapping out. Brawl was a night to remember as Rikki Cook and Scream finally ended their feud in a first blood match with the winner moving on to Staying Alive to face the SIW European Champion Russel McPiledriverton. Hayden also hyped up the non-title match between the Super Patriots and Rated X. We could see signs in the crowd like "A.O.A sold out" and "Super Sell-outs", people were left wondering, is it possible that Super Patriots and t.W.o could co-exist to fight I-9?

t.W.o
The t.W.o anthem was heard as Matt Uzi, Titan, Stealer, Grunge and Jax came to ringside. The fans booed them and started yelling "Assholes" and then threw garbage towards the faction. Uzi held his title on his left shoulder with a look of disgust on his face. The ring announcer handed the SIW Champion a mic....

Matt: What the fuck is everyone's problem tonight? The "New Era" is in Vegas, there's nothing to fucking boo about.....i'm fighting Johnny Jobber tonight damn it, one of the best competitors today.....

The crowd continued to boo and yell out obscenities....Titan then grabbed the mic...

Titan: Shut the fuck up losers and show some respect to the champion. You know what Vegas reminds me of? It reminds me of the Intolerable 9, it's filled with transvestites, fags, druggies, prostitutes....the list goes on...I mean what kind of fucking place is this? You see, contrary to popular belief, i'm really a nice guy, from now on you can all call me the Friendly Giant...

The fans started yelling out "Giant Retard" and Titan lost it, he jumped out of the ring and took Hayden's chair and swung at a fan, good thing the fan ducked the shot...t.W.o started laughing in the ring but chief of security Polar and his staff broke up the fight....Uzi continued his speech...

Matt: Now there's been a lot of bullshit recently, I-9 think they fucking own the place, but the truth is boys, I OWN THIS FUCKING PLACE! Tonight the destruction of I-9 begins, Grunge over here is the heart of t.W.o, he will single handedly defeat Mr.MVP with ease and bring the hardcore title to t.W.o...cause that just what we are, HARDCORE! I-9 you fucks are are in for a long night. Now alot of people think that we don't stand a chance with these bums but I beg to differ. At the moment, on behalf of my boss and the SIW....Trevor's World Order introduces their new members....The Super Patriots!!

Fans booed and threw their drinks and food at the A.O.A who came out alone to "Dynamite Hack" by Boyz In The Hood...

Matt: You see Kirby how they are? One minute they love you, the next minute their throwing garbage at you...

Kirby: That don't matter cause I still love the fans and I hope they can understand that I don't like you and you don't like me as it stands, but this partnership is for one reason and one reason only, to beat the hell out of I-9 with my part time homies..

Most boos turned to cheers

Matt: I ain't and never will be you homie, and stop rhyming shit.... and where the fuck is Inferno?

Kirby: Unfortunately the Hero Of Our Time hasn't arrived yet....

Matt: That's alright we don't need him anyway, we all know that you carry the team, don't worry son, as a tag team specialist I know how it is to carry a team, I carried my brother for three years.......Tonight, I want you to fuck up Ringo and Johnson, these guys are just like I-9 so let's take them out before they become a threat...

Grunge: MVP is going down, i'm gonna fuck up that bitch in your honor Uzi, the things he and I-9 said about you is uncalled for, Uzi i'll make them bleed for you...

Matt: And if that fucking Duck or anyone else interferes, i'll be there to watch your back....Now onto Johnny Jobber, dude I wish you luck man, tonight your entering the ring against an icon, a legend....but I chose you cause your Johnny Fuckin' Jobber! You the jobbin' icon....But next Monday, I decided that my opponent was gonna be another icon in this business, an interviewer icon....Greg Banks! That's right ladies and gents, next Monday on Brawl aka The Matt Uzi Show, the main event will be Greg Banks vs Matt Uzi for the SIW World Championship!

Nazz Attacks Mysery
Mysery was buying a drink backstage and all of a sudden Nazz came out of nowhere nailing him withy devastating fists to his face and then kicked him down. He sent him crashing into a Burger King© concession. Nazz threw Mysery into the drink machine breaking it resulting is cola spilling out everywhere. Mysery fought back but then Nazz kicked him towards the fryer burning Mysery's left hand. Security came rushing in as Mysery got treated for third degree burns. The war had only begun between Nazz and Mysery.

First Blood Match
#1 Contendership For the Euro title on the line Scream vs "Red Hot" Rikki Cook
For over a month, Scream and Rikki Cook have been beating the hell out of each other non-stop but last night was the end of this memorable feud. A first blood match that determined who would face the SIW Euro champ at Staying Alive. As Scream waited in the ring with a steel chair, as Rikki Cook made his way to the ring carrying a baseball bat as "Electric Eye" by Judas Priest played. Scream whacked him over the head first with the chair as Rikki entered the ring. Scream whipped him in the corner and charged him driving his elbow to Cook's face. Scream then threw him to the outside. Rikki cook dodged a closeline and hit Scream with a reversed implant DDT on the entrance ramp.

Rikki got his bat and then swung at Scream's head but he moved out of the way and nailed Rikki with a kick to the gut and a huge head butt. Scream dragged Rikki back to ringside and set him up on the table for a piledriver, but Cook countered with a back body drop resulting in both men hurting themselves as Scream's back broke the Spanish table in two. Carlos wasn't happy at all, he yelled out "Seniors, always the Spanish table". The match ended when Rikki smashed one of the monitors across Scream's face busting him up open making blood piss everywhere. As the announcer declared Rikki the winner, he called out McPiledriverton and the two competitors that will be facing each other at Staying Alive got into a wild brawl. chief of security Polar sent his staff to break up the fight. Hew warned them that if things got out of hand before SA, consequences will be suffered.
Winner: "Red Hot" Rikki Cook

The Renegade Update
The Renegade made his way to the ring as we heard "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. He was accompanied by his fiancee Alex Andrews. Renegade and Alex Andrews are getting married sometime at the end of the year.

Renegade: I have had time to think and time to reflect. The doctor says never enter the ring again; I say I AM THE DEFINITION OF HARDCORE. If I were not to wrestle what would I do? Sit on my ass all day like Trevor? No I don’t think so. I am a wrestler born and bred, I grew up fighting and I will die fighting. All this time here in SIW I have done quite a bit, I have knocked Titan out, I have beat Firestorm in a hells firestorm match, I have faced the In-Laws, in and out the ring. And now I don’t know why or how but now I feel like I am born again, you see I have met the one person, who could tame the beast, Alex Andrews, but then after a while of being the tame Beast, I got hurt, I have had my neck almost snapped, I have had my throat crushed and for what and by who, a fucking Arab and his lover, you know the pain wasn’t what hurt most it was watching that guy walk around with my title, and then I get to UD and I can’t even wrestle, so my title is taken out of my hands and basically handed to X but then not even a week later he has lost the title to a damn poet. God damn people just can’t be true hardcore anymore. Now back to what’s going on, right here right now, Terror Soule…I see you have some unresolved issues with Enigma and all I can say is back off before he kills you, see Terror I have spent my time here in the industry, watching for the next big thing, trying to see who I could train and mould to be the next Legend, and I saw this guy right here, Enigma, but I have decided not to train him but to train with him to form a team to rival every team here in the SIW, we are The Deadly Alliance, so I have decided we as a team should make an impact, and I thought how could we do this? And then I realised, lets demolish Terror and his new special friend, lets face it with Angelica going around the back fucking everything that moves, he’s going need to find some action somewhere! And that action is with another guy, awwwhhhh. True love, why did you bother getting married Terror we all know you sneak off all night and go find young men. But seriously Terror I will see you in the ring some time..…

The Renegade raised his arms and left ringside accompanied by Alex Andrews hanging onto his arm.

I-9 In Vegas!
SIW's newest stable the I-9 made their way to the ringside to share a few words. Jimmy was dressed in a Matt Uzi's leather jacket....while everyone but Slick were wearing "I Love Uzi" t-shirts. Slick was sporting his "Worlds Greatest Dad" shirt. Signs supporting the I-9 were held high as the fans erupted while they made there way to the ring. Russell and Jimmy even signed a few autographs on the way down to some lucky fans. They finally made there way to the ring were Russell grabs the mic and started to talk as he pointed to his European Championship belt...

Russel:You like this shiny piece of gold around my waist? It's beautiful!! Tonight two men beat the fuck out of each other in a first blood match because they envy this title. It took me a lot of cans of Pile Driver Cola to get were I am today. It wasn't a cake walk either. I am the European Champ and The Champion of the Inventor of the PileDriver match. These two puppies have no idea what there in for. Everyone will see the true ability of this piledriving machine at Staying Alive!!! And that's the bottom line!!!

Russel handed the mic to Slick and smashed a can of cola off of his head...

Slick: Well we got boned out of the Tag Titles once again.What a suprise.But thats the way it goes for Glenn Kirby.

Sea Bass:What do you mean?

Slick: What you didnt know ....yeah Glenn Kirby bows down for the T.W.O if you know what I mean.......Well I'll tell you what...when you decide to get off your knee's and decide to be a man ...we'll be waiting for you and your partner...Anywhere ...Anytime......Any Kind of Match!!!!Bring it!!!

Seabass:It sickened me to sit in jail while our tag belts were being fought for .I'll tell you what? If you have any sort of manhood under those tights then you will give us our shot right here tonite!!!Thats right Me,Slick,You and The Inferno in a TLC match for those tag titles that you didnt even have to wrestle for.I mean come on you two are paper champions .It wasnt a real match.One third of the competitor's didnt show up for the match.So I ask you again....Tonite!!!!....Give us our shot!!! ..

Slick: Dont even get your hopes up....They wont except and even if we do get our shot Trevor and the T.W.O will do anything in their power to make sure we lose.

SeaBass: Dude come on...We are nine strong now.Why cant Russell,Jimmy,Mo and Shaun stand by incase of an interference.Besides if Trevor really wants to have the tag belts in the champions hands,then he'll let us fight our battle.So the offer stands boys.Carma is a bitch and now it's calling you out! Except our challenge or forever be known as the Paper Champions.

Slick:That would be nice...My son Paul is here tonite .What a gift it would be to him to see his dad win the tag titles.So put or shut up bitches.The offer stands!!!!!!!!

Jimmy: Okay enough about Sonny and Cher........This thursday night I will be victorious in the 20 man battle royal and I will get my title shot!!!! Because I will not stop hounding,bashing and heckling Matt Uzi until I have what is mine ...The SIW World Title!!!!!!! I know that I havent been here long but how to you think most people get to the top ......that's right by knocking off the guy who is on top...That's what I'm going to do.........Uzi I'm coming for that title....and even if it takes me two years to do so I'll heckle and verbally bash your action hero wannabe ass until I get it!!!!! I will win that title for the fans!!!!

The crowd began to chant Disco Rules!!!!! Mvp grabs the mic...

Mr.Mvp: I'd just like to say that ............This stable is brand new and we already have 3 peices of gold.I hope that the T.W.O and the rest of you jobbers realize that the I-9 is here to dominate and we will not seize fire until everypeice of gold is around our waist's............That's all I gotta say about that........

The I-9 exited the ring as the music cued. Mvp grabbed a Grunge Rules sign off of a fan and rips it in half as they continue there way up the entrance ramp. The crowd went wild as they disappeared behind the curtain....

SIW SpyTV
Angelica told Terror that she has to go to the washroom. The unknown SIW SpyTV camera followed her down the hall and around the corner. She came up to a door that had a huge star on it. It said t.W.o's Titan in the middle of the star. She knocked on the door and Titan was seen with a huge smile on his face. He had his hair all done up and wore a tuxedo. He gratefully invited the former SIW Women's champion in his locker room. The camera faded to black and that left the crowd chanting "Slut, Slut. Slut".

Drug Test?
I-9 were backstage chillin' with Vegas strippers and having a party. Russel came in slamming the door after having an argument with Rikki Cook. They then heard a knock on the door, it was Polar again...

Polar: Look I don't know what the hell you guys are doing, but I got strict directions from the CEO to tell you guys that next week on Carnage, you all have to go through drug testing. If any of you are tested positive, you will be sent to rehab for three months. I'm I making myself clear?

I-9 didn't seem to care and told Polar to get lost.

SIW Hardcore Championship
Grunge vs Mr. MVP Shaun Rhodes
Grunge attacked Rhodes during his entrance and sent him flying off the entrance ramp crashing into one of two tables. Grunge then picked up Mo Robinson and bodyslammed him into the other table beside the hardcore champion Rhodes. As Grunge went to pin Rhodes, other members of I-9 came running out. Seabass, Willy, Jimmy, Andrew, "Rampaging" Nick O'Hollerian and Russel came out and totally destroyed Grunge. As they put Rhodes on top of Grunge to cover him for the win, Uzi, Stealer, Kirby and Jax came running out. It was all out chaos until officials and security had to get involved. Grunge managed to get back to his feet and grabbed a mic...

Grunge: Rhodes you fuck, I want a rematch right here right now for the SIW Hardcore championship, all you are is a fucking pussy!

At that moment, Polar showed up at the top of the entrance ramp....

Polar: Grunge, I understand what happen tonight was BS, but considering the circumstances, there will be no rematch right now. But I tell you what, you'll get your rematch at Staying Alive, for the Hardcore championship, and you get to choose the stipulations...

Grunge: Alright sounds good to me...

Grunge walked up to Polar and shook his hand as they walked backstage discussing the coward attack by I-9
Winner: Mr.MvP Shaun Rhodes

Fire In I-9's Locker Room
As I-9 was held in a meeting in Polar's office, Grunge and Jax entered I-9's locker room carrying red containers. They told all the transvestites and hookers to get the fuck out. They poured gas all over I-9's clothes and other belongings. At the same time they trashed the place. Before Grunge lit his zippo to burn the locker room, he found Sebass' stash of weed and stole it. Jax smashed their tv on the ground and and wasted about seven grams of cocaine just to piss off Cefalo. They set the place on fire and ran out closing the door behind them. As they ran down the hall, the fire alarm in the arena went off.

X-Factor Update
The TrevorTron showed the backstage area as we Greg Banks standing outside an unmarked locker room...

Greg: I'm here outside where rumor has it X-Factor is, even though he isn't scheduled to be here tonight. I'd like to try and get an interview, so let's see what happens.

Greg knocked, then slowly opened the door to see X-Factor sitting in the corner of the room, dark...

Greg: Um...X? Are you in here?

X: Yeah, I'm here Greg. Turn on a light, pull up a chair. What brings you here?

Greg: Well X, your fans, the front office...everyone is worried about you. What's going on, man? What happened to the guy who could beat anyone? What happened to the man who beat World Champions and won titles? I mean, you held the Hardcore Title for less than a week before losing it. Where's the old X?

X: I don't know, Greg. I don't know what's wrong with me! I don't know why...why can't I seem to win? Do you know? I I I mean I've studied my tapes, looked to see if I've done anything wrong...maybe my heart just isn't in it any more...maybe I'm just not cut out for this. Maybe I should just quit for good, shouldn't have come back.

Greg: Now X don't say that! Since the SIW restarted, you've had some of the best matches we've seen! You beat The Enforcer in that remarkable 3 Stages of Hell match...you defeated Crazy Pete and Matt Uzi in that first to 2 falls match, without being pined yourself! You've defeated some of the best this company has to offer. You need to get out of whatever funk you're in, and get back to winning. I mean, you're in that 20 man battle royal to determine the number one contender for the world title, and you've never had a world title shot!

X: I am, aren't I? Yeah. I remember when I was a contender. I just don't have it any more. With the loss of X-Unit...Showstoppa...H-Bomb. I made some stupid decisions, and now I just...don't know what's wrong with me.

Greg: Well I hope you find that something again, X-Factor. No one wants to see you wind up as a never-was.

X stood up and shook Greg's hand, before walking to the door...

Greg: Where are you going, X?

X: To find my heart, man. That's what I'm missing. I can't very well bring the pain if my heart isn't in it, now can I?

None-Title Match
Johnny Ringo and Ryan Johnson vs The Super Patriots
Bernardo and Rated X were in the ring talking shit, the fans cheered as one half of the SIW Tag Team champions Glenn Kirby made his way to the ring wearing the new SIW shopzone Super Patriots t-shirt. He was left alone when his partner The Uncanny Inferno didn't show up. "Primetime" Ryan Johnson started the match with the A.O.A as he nailed him with a few lefts and rights before hitting him with a Spinning Spinebuster. He climbed to the top rope but couldn't land a big elbow as the A.O.A moved out of the way. Kirby then whipped him to the ropes and delivered a nice hurricanrana and went for the pin. Primetime kicked out. As Primetime dominated the match once again, Inferno ran to ringside with his new Brian Cross persona, he drop the tag title on the ground and attacked Johnson with a Twist Of Faith. The referee tried to get Cross is his corner, but behind his back, Ringo hit Kirby with The Chronic superkick. Johnson went for the pin but Cross broke the count.

Bernardo jumped on the apron distracting the ref, Ringo and Primetime double teamed Kirby with a double DDT. Cross jumped in and double closelined Rated X. Cross then dropkicked Bernardo off the apron sending him crashing at the bottom of the announcers table. The match went to the outside, Ringo sent Kirby flying into the steel steps. Inferno was held by Primetime, as Ringo went to hit him with a chair shot, Inferno ducked and Ringo leveled Primetime. Back in the ring, Cross and Ringo were the legal men. As Ringo sent Cross to the ropes, the A.O.A tripped his tag partner by mistake thinking it was Ringo. Johnny pinned him using rope leverage to get a huge win over the Super Patriots. At the end of the match, Cross and Kirby argued in the ring.
Winners: Johnny Ringo and Ryan Johnson

VEX
The TrevorTron screen was plain static and the deafening sound of fuzz could be heard through out the whole arena. The fans were struck by the coincidence and they knew something serious was happening.. A voice was then heard....

VeX: This ............. is only the beginning of the HELL that will become of this federation. My name .. is VEX and I am here not to win titles .... But to DESTROY every man that stands in my way. As of right now ... HELL has frozen over and you will all feel the wrath of my RAGE!

Inter-Gender Tag Match
Enigma and Saydst vs Terror Soule and Angelica
Enigma and Saydst were in the ring cutting a promo before their match. The talked shit about the NA champ as usual but were soon cut off by "My Own Prison" as the Terror Soule and his wife Angelica rushed to ringside. Soule attacked Enigma like a lunatic as he sent him flying from turnbuckle to turnbuckle leveling him with closelines and elbows showing great intensity. Terror then sent him flying in his corner so Enigma could tag in Saydst. Instead of tagging Angelica, Terror went one on one with Saydst eventually sending her flying to the outside. angelica got tagged in and started kicking down Saydst on the outside till the ref counted to eight brining them back in the ring.

Moments later, Enigma and Terror got back in the ring and continued to beat the hell out of each other. After a nice T-bone suplex, Enigma locked him in the Pain of Ages. Angelica broke the hold when she kicked Enigma in the head. Saydst then chokeslammed her and threw her to the outside. Terror was left alone as the referee got knocked out, Enigma and Saydst continued their assault. After three Angeldust finishers, Terror was out cold. Enigma and Saydst then whipped him to the ropes, Terror out of nowhere nailed both of them with a double closeline. As all three were down, Angelica threw Jimmy Hayden to the ground and folded his chair and entered the ring with it. Enigma and Terror were getting up to their feet and the fans cheered for Angelica to hit Enigma over the head. She took a swing but she smashed it over Terror Soule's head!!!! The fans were furious at Angelica's actions and started chanting "Bullshit". Angelica smiled as she walked backstage laughing at Terror. As the ref barely came to his senses, he saw Enigma covering Terror and declared Saydst and Enigma the winners. At the end of the match, Saydst then put the North American title around Enigma's waist as they walked backstage. Jimmy Hayden couldn't believe Angelica's actions. Terror Soule was left unconscious in the middle of the ring.
Winner: Enigma and Saydst

Jamie Stuart
H-Bomb was backstage interacting with her SIW fans. Greg Banks then showed up and asked her for an interview, the SIW Women's champion happily agreed...

Banks: H you look great tonight..

H: Thanks Greg.....and congratulations, you have a World title shot next Monday....

Banks: I'm not looking forward to that, my wife told me I should take my vitamins and eat my weaties for breakfast...

H: I wish you luck Greg....

Banks: Thank you H, now I wanted to ask you, Do you think that the girl who is Ugly woman might be your boyfriend Gk, I mean you said that he says things like that?

H: No, it can't be GK because he is busy preparing for the matches that he has coming up. He is a man of his word and the people in the siw need to realize that he is going to rise to the top and there is nothing they can do to stop me or him!

Banks: But H-Bomb what if Jamie does win a shot at your title and she beats you for your title? how are you going to feel about that?

H: I'm not worried about at all this chick can't be that hard to beat, just because she almost looks like and sounds like a man, I don't doubt that she is a major pussy!

As H continued her interview, Summer Andrews appeared out of nowhere and slapped her across the face. She then threw her into a brick wall head first. Before Summer could continue her assault, Jamie Stuart showed up and nailed Summer with a garbage can over her head. H thanked her as Jamie walked away...

SIW World Championship
Johnny Jobber vs Matt Uzi
I-9 were backstage complaining about what happen in their locker room and blamed t.W.o. Polar told them that he'd look into it but if he saw any of them at ringside that he'd suspend all of them. SIW amateur Johnny Jobber was in the ring warming up as "Blackball" by The Offspring rocked the arena as the SIW World Champion made his way to ringside in his hummer-limo. I-9 thought they smashed Uzi's limo earlier in the week but that one actually belonged to actor Adrien Brody. Johnny Jobber looked on with confidence in his eyes as Uzi showed off his World title taunting the crowd. Uzi then told the Vegas fans that if they bet on Jobber, that they lost their money.

As the match got under way, Uzi punched Jobber in the mouth and sent him to the outside. Uzi rammed his head in the steel post five times in a row and then went back in the ring and lit a cigarette and talked shit about I-9 hoping Jobber would get counted out in the mean time. Jobber barely managed to get back in the ring at the nine count and as he crawled back in the ring, Uzi nailed him with a devastating drop kick. Uzi went for the pin but Jobber kicked out at the two count! As Uzi whipped him to the ropes, Jobber hit the champion with a flying closeline and then locked him in a sleeper hold! The fans went wild but Uzi simply flipped him over his shoulder. All of a sudden, Rated X came down to ringside wearing "Johnny Jobber" t-shirts. They jumped in the ring, but instead of helping Jobber and beating up Uzi, Primetime hit Jobber with a steel chain across his face getting Uzi disqualified. Rated X quickly left ringside after their attack on Jobber that that resulted in Uzi getting a DQ loss. Uzi was was in the middle of the ring furious and delivered a devastating "Uzi Piledriver" on Jobber as Brawl went off the air.......
Winner: Johnny Jobber

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Writers: TJD, Titan, Renegade, Uzi, X, RP, Vex

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