The Veritas Stadion in Turku, Finland hosted Super Internet Wrestling's Monday Night Brawl and it was a memorable night featuring a small but hyper and aggressive crowd. Terror Soule defended the SIW North American championship against t.W.o's Drako and the new SIW Hardcore champion Mohamed Abdul Sheik took on The Renegade in a hardcore re-match. Greg Banks was also in the house as usual for Brawl, he was scheduled to interview the top divas in the SIW, Olivia, Angelica and Alex Andrews. The fans were also hyped up for the non-title Ambulance Match between the SIW Women's Champion H-Bomb and Summer Andrews. A scaffold was also hung above the ring, as X-Raided teamed up with his protege Chew Toy to take on the SIW Tag Team champions, Switch-NuTz in a scaffold match.

Uzi's #1 Fan
The show started with "Rust In Peace" by Megadeth rocking the arena as Titan and Soule Stealer from t.W.o made their way to ringside. The fans started yelling and throwing debris towards the t.W.o members. Soule Stealer picked a fight with a guy that had a "t.W.o Fears Angel" sign. Titan looked at this girl that called her self Becca who had a free front row seat courtesy of the SIW World champion Matt Uzi. The champ invited her to Brawl but little did she know, the movie star was back in Hollywood filming.

Titan: Why can't anyone speak English here? Hellooooo? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Stealer: Let me try........Finland? Do you understand when I call you "Ugly Scandinavians"?

The crowd booed big time and a fan went as far as throwing a hockey stick in the ring. The fan was then escorted out of the building after threatening to kill Stealer and Titan.

Titan: Ok im going to make this fast.......Last Monday, some mother fucker blew up my boss' corporate limo and I got orders to find this SOB and rip his fucking head off. Also........Becca if you think Matt Uzi likes you then your a fucking fool.......Sorry to tell you this but you traveled to Finland for nothing.....he stood you up....

The fans were sympathetic for Uzi's #1 fan......

Titan: Becca I'm sorry but that's the way Uzi is, he likes to hurt people every chance he gets, he doesn't give a fuck about your feelings....So why don't you join me and Stealer for a threesome?

The fans booed as Titan and Stealer stepped out of the ring and approached Becca.....

Titan: How about it baby?

Titan went to grab her boobs but she pulled out a can of mace and sprayed Titan and Stealer in the eyes blinding them!! Security escorted her out of the building before anything further could happen.

Singles Match
Mysery vs Nazz
These two have been at each other throats since their arrivals to SIW. Mysery attacked Nazz before the bell even rang gaining the early advantage. Mysery irish whipped Nazz into the ropes and he nailed him with a nice tilt-a-whirl slam. Mysery climbed up to the top rope and he waited for Nazz to get back to his feet. He then nailed him with a double axe handle smash. Mysery then picked up Nazz and threw him to the outside. The ref began to count and as he reached the count of 8 Nazz crawled back into the ring. Mysery then went for a clothesline, Nazz caught him and he nailed him with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Mysery got right back up and Nazz speared him sending the both of them through the middle ropes and outside to the arena floor. Nazz slowly made it back to his feet. He grabbed Mysery and he threw him shoulder first into the ring steps. He then grabbed Mysery and he threw him back into the ring. Mysery stumbled to his feet, Nazz kicked him in the stomach and and nailed him with the "Catastrophe". The match ended when Nazz covered him for the 1-2-3.The referee raised Nazz’s arms in victory as he demanded a mic.....

Nazz: Do you see that? Do you see that? I told you people, didn’t I? It will be an easy win for me and I just proved it. I will soon be the best this business has ever seen, period. And there is nothing you can do it about it! And I ……..

Crowd: Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nazz: What the fuck? Boo me? Boo you! Fuck you! You have never seen anyone like me before. As I said time and time again, I have the total package to be the greatest wrestler of all time; looks, charisma, talents, nobody out there can beat me.

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! (in their language....)

Nazz: If you say I suck one more time that means you’re raping your mother!

Crowd then went to a silence but there were still some ‘You suck’ chants....

Nazz: Now where was I? Oh yeah, as I said before, nobody out there can beat me, not you idiots, not the jackasses in the SIW locker room and that’s a promise. I also promise you this, man; you people will respect me! Ha! Ha! You just witnessed what I did to this Mysery dude right? That’s one down, who will be next on the list? I don’t know and I don’t care. Whoever it is, good luck. You’ll need it!

Nazz dropped the mic and walked up the ramp to the backstage area.
Winner: Nazz

Black Feather
t.W.o were located in the locker room in the back talking about what happened last Thursday. There was a knock at the door and Drako went to open it, but there was no one there. Drako closed the door, as he did, a long curved blade shot through the door nearly striking Drako in the back of the head! Panic stricken, Drako tried to open the door again, but it wouldn't budge. The lights flickered out in the room. The camera's attention was turned to a wall where a glowing substance started forming from the wall making out a text "FINAL CHANCE REPENT OR DIE".

The lights came back on but the message was gone. Drako kicked down the door along with Grunge and all of t.W.o take off down the hall. The camera shakily focused on the stable as they ran, seeing a black feather hanging from the ceiling...

SIW Tag Team Championship
Scaffold Match
X-Raided and Chew Toy vs Switch-NuTz
"X Gonna Give It To Ya " by DMX hit played as the crowd began to boo heavily. X-Raided and Chew Toy made there way down to the ring. They both looked up at the scaffold that was set over the ring. "Survival of the Sickest" by Saliva began to play as the crowd exploded into cheers. The tag team champions, Switchblade and Nutz made there way down to the ring. X-Raided and Chew Toy began to climb up the scaffold and Switcblade and Nutz began to climb up as well. Switchblade began punching Chew Toy with a fury of right hands. Nutz nailed X-Raided with a clothesline sending the big man stumbling backwards and almost off the scaffold. Nutz then charged at X-Raided, but X-Raided got his boot up at the last second knocking the tag champ down.

The crowd gasped every time a competitor almost fell off as this was a very dangerous match. Switchblade kicked Chew Toy in the stomach and he nailed him with a double arm DDT. Switchblade was signaling for the "Deep Cut" and the fans were going insane. But X-Raided came over and he grabbed Switchblade by the throat. He was going to chokeslam Switchblade off the scaffold but Nutz came and nailed X-Raided with a low-blow from behind. Nutz then nailed X-Raided with the "Nutz And Boltz". Chew Toy charged at Switchblade, but Switchblade kicked him in the stomach and he powerbombed him off the scaffold into a table below. The crowd went crazy chanting "Holy Shit" in their Finnish language. Nutz and Switchblade then picked X-Raided up and they threw him off the scaffold as well with a double chokeslam. This match was over in a hurry. Emt's rushed out to attend to Chew Toy and X-Raided.
Winners: Switch-NuTz

Losing "Smokes"
Seabass: Damn it...where'd I put...

Just then, Russell McPiledriverton came in.

McPiledriverton: Hey Seabass, what's up? You look like ya lost somethin'.

Seabass: I lost my my "smokes". You've seen them anywhere?

McPiledriverton: That's not good, man. I haven't seen them, but we better go find them before someone else does...

The two leave to find Seabass's "Smokes"...

None-Title
Ambulance Match
Summer Andrews vs H-Bomb
Summer Andrews waited in the ring as "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet played. The fans cheered as the SIW Women's champion H-Bomb walked by the ambulance and made her way to the ring. Before H could walk up the steel steps, Summer punched her and threw her down as the match got under way. There was no love lost between these two women as they brawled on the outside with Summer bodyslamming H on the steel railing. The Women's champion was in critical condition as Summer continued her attack all the way up the entrance ramp.

H-Bomb countered a closeline and nailed Summer with a backbody drop on the ramp. H-Bomb then irish whipped Summer into the ambulance and then smashed her head on the side mirror cutting her up. H-Bomb found a chair on the side of the ramp and used it smashing it over Summer head. The match ended when H threw her in the back of the ambulance and locked the door. H-Bomb celebrated in the ring with holding her women's title up high. At Unhallowed Desires, H-Bomb will be taking on Summer in a Halloween Match.
Winner: H-Bomb

Addressing The Corporate Limo
Damage Inc accompanied the CEO to the ring to the t.W.o anthem. Trevor asked the announcer for his mic and spoke as the fans chanted asshole in their language......

Trevor: SHUT UP! I have something to say.....Last week on Brawl, someone had the balls to blow up my li......

Suddenly, the grim ringing of bell tolls was heard and the lights cut out. The crowd went into a frenzy as a glowing skeletal figure dropped down from above. Jimmy Hayden sounded mortified at the detail as he described something like Death itself had dropped down complete with the robes, skeletal hands, and a scythe. Travis Dunns was too terrified to even speak. Death scrolled his bony, pointed finger towards all of t.W.o as all present members were held tight in the corners of the ring. The lights flashed back on, and the figure was gone. It took awhile for t.W.o to regain some composure. It was then that Grunge made a discovery of Matt Uzi's signature shades were left in the middle of the ring leaving t.W.o to speculate...

Handicap Match
Scream and Rikki Cook vs Seabass, Willy Seaman and Russel McPiledriverton
Scream and Rikki Cook made their entrance together and bitched at each other all the way to the ring. These two enemies who are fighting at Unhallowed Desires were paired up in this handicap match for trying to screw over Seabass of the European title last week on Carnage. A couple of Seabass fans were kicked out of the arena for smoking weed. As the Intolerable 5 made their way to the ring, the referee warned Nick and Andrew that they would be sent to the locker rooms if they interfered. Russel had his cheezy custom made "Inventor of the Piledriver" title belt and showed it off to the crowd that booed him and called him a loser in their Finish language. Rikki took on Willy as the bell rang delivering a few punches and kicks followed by a devastating reverse implant ddt. Rikki sent Willy to the ropes but missed a dropkick letting Willy tag in Russel.

Russel took down Cook with a spinning drop toe hold and leg dropped him in the back of his neck causing him alot of pain. Russel threw Cook to the outside and distracted the ref while, Andrew, Nick, Willy and Seabass did a number on Rikki. Russel slapped Scream in the face provoking him to enter the ring and keep distracting the ref. Seabass threw Rikki back in the ring, but as Russel went to pick him up, Rikki nailed him with a low blow and tagged in Scream. As Scream got dominated in the ring by the European champion Seabass, Rikki took out Andrew and Nick with a camera smashing it over their head. As Seabass threw Scream to the outside, Rikki seemed to want to help him up but instead nailed him with the High Temperature and threw him back in the ring. Rikki walked away leaving Scream alone with I-5. Seabass locked in the Killer Kinebud as Scream tapped out giving I-5 the win. Before the Intolerable 5 left, Russel nailed Scream with a Perfect Piledriver and Willy hit him with the Shining Death Dropkick. As I-5 walked backstage, paramedics rushed to ringside to Scream's aid.
Winners: Russel, Willy and Seabass

Katie Mysfit
A video promo was played for Katie Mysfit as she arrived in her hometown of Miami, Florida. The fans greeted the SIW/Playboy diva as she got off her private jet. Someone handed her a nice pink letter and she opened it. Katie then noticed that there was some sort of white powder in the letter and she started sneezing non stop. Katie had to stop the fan interaction and run to her hotel room because she couldn't stop sneezing. The person that handed her the letter was some old lady wearing rags......Probably had something to do with the mystery diva.

Enigma and Renegade
Renegade was seen in his lockeroom preparing for his re-match with Mohamed Abdul Shiek. Renegade just finished lacing up his boots. He looked up and standing there was Enigma and his "Amazon Woman" Saydst.

Enigma: Well well well, if it isn't the "Definition Of Hardcore" Renegade. I have been watching you're every move since my arrival in SIW. I see something in you, something special. If we were to face one another it would with out a doubt be a fight for the ages. But if we faught side by side we would be an un-stopable force. We would rule the SIW and plow through anyone who would dare to oppose us. You're either with me or against me, the choice is yours. I'll be waiting for you're response.

Enigma and Saydst leave the room as Renegade is left with a confused look on his face

SIW Hardcore Championship
The Renegade vs Mohamed Abdul Sheik
Before the match, Kryptonite by Three Doors Down was played as the former SIW World Champion Uncanny Inferno made his way to ringside to do commentary with Jimmy Hayden and Travis Dunns. The Renegade was almost choked to death last week at the hands of Jaffar resulting in the self proclaimed "Definition Of Hardcore" to lose the SIW Hardcore championship. Renegade attacked Mohamed backstage before he made his entrance sending the hardcore champ flying in the cement wall head first. The match came to ringside and Mohamed used the steel steps hitting Renegade across the back several times.

Jaffar joined in the attack but from behind, Inferno nailed him with a neckbreaker. Mohamed grabbed a bag of white powder out of his tights and used it to blind Inferno. Eventually Hrvoje Bozic came out from the crowd with a steel chair. As Mohamed held Renegade from behind, Bozic swung but Renegade ducked and Bozic hit Mohamed over the head busting him up making him bleed everywhere. Renegade hit Bozic with the Slam Jam DDT and pinned and knocked out Sheik to win back the hardcore championship. At the end of the match Renegade beat the shit out of Bozic fighting all the way backstage but in the ring, Mohamed and Jaffar assaulted Inferno. Mohamed locked him in the camel clutch as Jaffar kicked him in the face. Officials and security came rushing to ringside to stop the assault. Inferno received medical attention and was taken out on a stretcher.
Winner: The Renegade

Diva Interview With Greg Banks
Angelica Soule, Alex Andrews and Olivia
All three divas made their entrances separately looking over their shoulders but didn't seem too concerned with the recent actions of the mystery diva. Last week, she struck again, surrounding the divas in a ring of fire and threatened them on the TrevorTron. This week they had a few things to say as Greg Banks was standing in the center of the ring surrounded by the divas holding a mic.......

Greg Banks: Now ladies, we have an interview to do. I know that you have decided to try to get along to go after this mystery woman.

Angelica looked at Banks as she smiled and held her hand out to Banks for the mic. He then handed it to her.

Angelica Soule: Greg, I want to thank you for doing this interview with us. Now first of all, this mystery woman is playing with herself. I mean that she thinks that she can take down all the rest of us SIW Divas. Personally, I believe that she hasn’t showed herself already, then she is scared. She thinks that she can hurt all of us, but you know, after all these little attacks she has been performing, she hasn’t seen anything yet. Compared to all of her little attacks, she’s gonna wish she never did any of it when the rest of us get a hold on her.

Greg Banks: Is there anything you have to say about any of the other diva’s and by the way, how is your marriage?

Angelica laughed

Angelica Soule: My marriage is fine, and I know that many of the rest of the diva’s have a problem with me. Such as Alex here, and Katie. H-Bomb also maybe. But, you know, Alex I believe I underestimated you. When you first got here, I went pretty hard on you, by attacking you and such, but I mean I know you won’t accept an apology, and I know that you are capable of kicking my ass. Maybe we could be friends, but I know that you may not allow that. I just thought that I would tell you that I know what I did was stupid. I know that I am stupid sometimes. Well, I can be all the time. Anyways, Katie, I know you don’t like me, but I guess that will never change. H-Bomb is the woman’s champ. I don’t really have anything against her. Olivia, my dear sister……

Angelica looked at Olivia and shook her head.

Angelica: Soule: You look so much different now, I mean look at us, we don’t even look the same now. But, I guess I can understand why you cut your hair. You have your own personality and we are different.

Angelica smiled as she handed the mic back to Greg Banks.

Greg Banks: Olivia Danger, nice to have you down here.

Olivia Danger: Thanks Greg. To the mystery woman, I just want to say that you stole my mask and my idea, and you will pay for that. I also think that the voodoo doll was great. But, I mean you obviously aren’t that smart, since you are out here trying to attack us all from behind. I mean if I must say, you are acting like Angelica once did.

Olivia laughed, as she looked at Angelica and winked....

Olivia: Danger: As far as the rest of the other divas go. Well I don’t really have a problem with them. I know I said some pretty harsh things to Alex last week. I thought she was jealous about me being with Inferno but that I am sorry for. I know we didn’t get to kick each others butts like we wanted to on Thursday night, but I’m sure that we will get to do that in the future. Either it be we are in a fued or not, but which ever, I know that it will be an honor.

Greg Banks: Alex, I know a lot has been going on these past couple days, and that you haven't been entirely focused on what is happening. But, putting all that aside, can you give us your feel on this myster woman?

Alex took her time, carefully planning what she wanted to say...

Alex: Well, for one. This mystery woman is really no big deal to me. She may know what my weaknesses are, and other stuff also. She doesn't know me. The real me. Unless this person is someone I know, then she can kiss my god forsaken white ass! I could care less about this person! A person who is scared so shitless that she won't show her face to us. A person, such a coward, that won't even come near us. She has to appear on TrevorTron. Get real. We don't need to scared of this person, who sounds like a stalker. Like I have said before...bring your worse. I can handle it. You are looking at a hardcore Diva.

Greg Banks: It seems like you haven't been that out of it. You seem like regular old Alex to me.

Alex: Why, thank you Banks..

Greg Banks: ahem Now, about your alliance with these lovely ladies...

Banks was cut off by Alex

Alex: I will say this one more final time. I am in this alliance only because I can not do this alone. I have to have the help of these other Divas. Anything other than that, is history. I want nothing more to do with these Divas after this thing is over. Angelica, when we first met, you were judgmental before you met me....And now you want to be somewhat friends? No. I could never trust you, nor Olivia. I really do see how much ya'll are alike. Both of you are very judgmental. And that is my final statement on this whole situation.......

With that said, the arena lights went dark purple and the ring started to shake worse than an earthquake. Greg Banks seemed more afraid than the divas were, Jimmy Hayden and Travis Dunns mentioned that they never seen anything like it and they've been in the business for ten years. The TrevorTron then flashed the word DIVE DEATH in blood. It seemed like t.W.o weren't the only ones getting haunted.

Reefers
The TrevorTron focused on the SIW CEO Trevor Derickson with Cheif Security Polar at his side and saw  "Death" randomly appear before the CEO. Frantically, Trevor threw Polar at him but Polar went right through him. Death pointed a bony finger at Trevor...

Death: This is your final warning... I have come for you...Trevor Derickson. Your time...is almost mine. Next time you see me...I shall claim what is rightfully mine...

In an instant, the incarnation faded out, but Trevor was too scared to even move. Polar picked himself up off the ground, but as he did, he found a Marlboro pack lying on the ground. Polar opened it and found some hand-rolled cigarettes inside. Polar sniffed at the box then smashed up the pack.

Polar: Marijuana cigarettes...reefers!

Trevor: Must be that damn Seabass and I-5....

Trevor and Polar looked at each other in anger as the TrevorTron faded to black

SIW North American Championship
Drako vs Terror Soule
Drako made his way to ringside accompanied by Grunge and the fans booed them out of the building. Grunge punched out a girl in the front row after she spat at him, Drako was even worse slapping an old lady for having a "I love Terror Soule" sign. As Damage Inc. took the mic and talked shit about Terror Soule, "My Own Prison" by Creed cut them off as the SIW North American champion rushed to the ring and attacked Damage Inc still with his belt making them retreat to the outside. The bell rang and it was Drako and Terror one on one. Drako raked him in the eyes to gain the advantage and then hit the NA champ with a closeline from hell and an elbow off the ropes. He went for an early pin but Terror kicked out.

As Drako choked Terror in the corner, Grunge started punching Terror in the head. The referee sent Grunge to the backstage area as the match continued. Terror got the fans cheering when he executed his patented Flying Headbutt off the top rope. He tried to pin Drako but he kicked out at the two count. Terror ended the match when he caught Drako off guard and hit him with the Soule Fusion and pinned him. After the match Terror Soule was celebrating his win and the asked for a mic....

Terror: Enigma your next.... I have been watching you run you're mouth long enough! I'm sick of listening to you spew garbage out of you're mouth. You're nothing but a loud mouth who needs to be taught a lesson. So why dont you bring you're ass out here so I can teach you that lesson...

The fans were loving what Terror Soule was saying. Then the arena lights began to flicker. "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed began to play as arena was filled with boo's. Enigma ran down to the ring and he slid in. He and Terror Soule began exchanging lefts and rights. Terror Soule was gaining the upper hand. Terror irish whipped Enigma into the ropes and he nailed him with a backdrop. Terror then kicked Enigma in the stomach and was about to go for the Soule Fusion but Saydst came running in through the crowd. She slid into the ring and nailed Terror Soule with a low-blow from behind. Enigma then picked Terror Soule up in a firemans carry and he nailed him with the Angeldust. The crowd booes SIW's newest star as he grabbed the mic......

Enigma: Terror Soule, what were you thinking? How dare you call me out? Dont you get it? Dont these stupid people get it? I cannot and will not be stopped! Not by you and not by anyone. You fool, dont you see that I am a God amongst men. This is only the beginning Terror Soule, consider this a warning. The next time you dare mention my name, you'll wake up in a hospital bed.......

Enigma and Saydst kicked the shit out of the North American champion as Brawl went off the air........
Winner: Terror Soule

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