Ullevaal Stadion
Oslo, Norway
Capacity 18 542/25 572
October 18, 2004
Rating: 8.2
The SIW was in Oslo, Norway and the show started with a video package of last Thursday's Carnage. It showed Seabass defeating Hrvoje Bozic for the SIW European championship and Slick Willy Seaman capturing the Lightweight title from Davyd North. The fans started booing at footage of Damage Inc returning and helping Matt Uzi become a three time SIW World champion. It was a great night as Terror Soule took on Grunge in a brutal Dark Alley Brawl and Renegade was out to save his main squeeze Alex Andrews from her kidnappers, Mohamed and Jaffar. Also an anticipated match was the six man tag match between t.W.o's North, Titan and Stealer taking on Seabass, Willy and Andrew Seaman. There were also rumors that Katie Mysfit conveniently didnt make it to the Ullevaal Stadion for her mud match against Angelica Soule.
Voodoo Doll
Olivia was backstage chilling out drinking a coffee as she entered her locker room. As she opened the door she came face to face with a voodoo doll that was hung by it's neck from the ceiling. The doll was eerily an exact replica of Olivia. A little note was attached on it which read "Tic Toc....it's almost time..." Olivia ripped the doll off the the noose and threw it across the room and quickly left. Nobody knows who is responsible for the recent attacks on the SIW divas. After this incident, are the divas safe? Will Olivia be made an example of?
Last Man Standing
X-Raided w/Phlaming Phil and Chew Toy vs NuTz w/Switchblade
"X gonna give it to ya" by DMX played as NuTz's former manager X-Raided made his was to ringside
accompanied by Chew Toy and Phlaming Phil. X-Raided was set to take on one half of the SIW Tag Team
Champions and his former protege NuTz who was accompanied by his tag partner Switchblade in a Last
Man Standing Match. Nutz was furious at the recent attacks by X-Raided and attacked him right away.
The match ended up in the crowd as NuTz nailed X with a backbreaker on the concrete ground. In the
meantime, Chew and Phil took out Switchblade with a double closeline followed by a double suplex on
the steel railing leaving Switchblade in critical condition.
As NuTz powerbombed X-Raided through a table backstage. Phil and Chew came rushing in, Chew hit NuTz
with a running bulldog and Phil nailed him with a knee drop. Phil and Chew then launched NuTz into
the wall head first leaving him unconscious. They helped up X-Raided as the ref counted to ten and
declared X the winner of the match.
Winner: X-Raided
Chocolates For The Women's Champion!
The SIW Women's champion H-Bomb was backstage signing autographs and interacting with fans, someone handed her a box of chocolates that she gratefully accepted. Recently H-Bomb has proven to be perhaps the best SIW Women's champion of all time. She will be taking on "The Gothic Goddess" Summer Andrews at the next PPV, SIW Unhallowed Desires in a Halloween Match.
Intolerable 5??
The Trevortron opened on a nice looking locker room in Ullevaal Stadion. Greg Banks was holding a microphone ready to interview somone....
Banks: I have managed to land an interview with the new budding organization here in the SIW featuring Lightweight Champion "Slick" Willy Seaman and European Champion Seabass. The camera zoomed in on the champions in casual clothes
Banks: So can you gives the fans some clarification as to what exactly is going on with you too?
"Slick" Willy: Well Mr. Banks, Seabass and I got to talking after a house show a little while back, and the subject got to the t.W.o, and the corporate control.
Seabass: We decided we need to do something about it. We are decided to start recruiting our own group.
Banks: Do you have a name yet?
Seabass: From now on, the team of myself, "Slick" and Andrew Seaman, and our newest addition the amazing namesake of the piledriver, Russel McPiledriverton will be known as the Intolerable 5.
Banks: There you have it folks, the Intolerable 5!
Nick: This is to you Derickson! My Boys are coming for ya! We’re gunning for you! Your t.W.o ain’t got nothing compared to my boys! The Trevortron faded to black as the fans cheered on the new faction.
Mud Match
Angelica Hunt vs Katie Mysfit
Angelica walked down halfway the ramp as the camera focused on the mud pit on the side. She waited
with closed fists as "Frantic" by Metallica played, but no one came out. Angelica seemed frustrated,
all she wanted to do was kick Katie's ass and get her dirty. As Angelica waited impatiently Katie
appeared on the TrevorTron and started to speak......
Katie: Angelica look at you....your such a dumb cunt! Did you actually think i'd get my beatiful ass in that dirty mud? HELL NO! Right now im at my hotel in downtown Oslo, clean, beautiful and dry. The crowd booed
Angelica: Oh Shut up and get your ugly ass out here!
Katie: Fuck that shit bitch! I'm not stupid, i'm not getting dirty! But I do have a surprise for
you.....
Winner: Angelica by forfeit
Alex Andrews Gets Saved!
An unknown person and The Renegade where gonna get in a car which looked like the Batmobile but bright orange and green. Renegade took one look at the car and shook his head. The mystery person looked as if to say it was the only way…
Renegade: Look no offence but there ain’t no way in hell I’m getting into that…for a start its only two seater…if we are going to save her we need a four seater…
Person: Well what do you advise citizen?
Renegade: This………..
Renegade: No-one drives my car but me…before you ask I brought this over when I used to wrestle in Germany, and so I left it here to gather rust…yeah lets go… Renegade Puts his foot down and drove out of the Arena very fast, after about forty minutes of driving and joking with one another Renegade and the mystery person got to the Cave in the middle of nowhere. Renegade and the mystery person both got out of the car and ran inside. When they got inside they saw Alex in the back of the Cave with a bag over her head and there are were guards protecting her. Renegade looked to the mytery person and they both storm the guards. The mystery person and the Renegade left the guards along with Mohamed and Jaffar in a heap on the floor and rushed to Alex. Renegade pulled the bag off of her head and then untied her hands. He picked her up and walked to the car. He placed her in the back seat as she was still out cold and threw the keys to the mystery person.
Renegade: Drive……….
Person: Sure thing citizen.
Seabass, Andrew and Willy Seaman vs Titan, Davyd North and Soule Stealer
We seen alot of marijuana signs in the crowd which has been a usual sight recently as SIW's newest
group The Intolerable 5 came down to ringside lead by "Rampaging" Nick and Russel McPiledriverton as
the SIW Lightweight Champion Slick Willy Seaman and his dad, wrestling legend Andrew Seaman teamed
up with the SIW European champion Seabass as they took on t.W.o's Titan, Davyd North and Soule
Stealer. Titan was still covered in mud as the t.W.o members made their way to ringside to the t.W.o
anthem. Fans started chanting something bad, who knows what, i don't speak Norwegian.....they
probably called Titan a retard as usual. Seabass showed the crowd his European title and Stealer
nailed him from behind with a closeline as the match got under way. Stealer whipped Seabass in the
corner but as he charged the European champ, Seabass kicked him in the face and then executed a
swinging neckbreaker. Seabass tagged in Andrew Seaman, a wrestling legend who made his return to the
ring.
Andrew threw Stealer to the ropes and delivered a drop toe hold and put Stealer in a chin lock.
North jumped in and broke the hold. Willy then jumped in and started brawling with North. In a
matter of seconds later, all six men were in the ring and it was all out chaos. The referee managed
to put everyone back in their corners as Stealer tagged in Titan. The muddy giant hit Andrew with
devastating kicks and punches before finishing him off with a chokeslam. He didn't pin Andrew but
threw him to his corner so he could tag someone in. Andrew tagged in Willy as the Lightweight champ
locked up with Titan but the giant strength proved to be too much as he lifted Willy up and put him
in a Torture Rack. Seabass then snuck in the ring and clipped Titan's knee making breaking the
maneuver as Titan fell to the ground. Titan's long arm reached his corner as he tagged in North. As
Davyd North walked in the ring Willy nailed him with a missile dropkick to the outside. As all six
men brawled on the outside, Russel and Nick got some shots in on Titan and Stealer as Seabass and
Willy nailed North with a double suplex. Seabass then busted North's head open on the ring post by
repeatedly smashing it non stop until Titan stepped in. Andrew threw North in the ring and Willy
pinned him after nailing him with The Shining Death Dropkick. At the end of the match, t.W.o members
walked backstage as The Intolerable 5 celebrated their victory in the ring.
Winners: The Intolerable 5
Number 2
H-Bomb was talking to some good looking guy backstage, they exchanged phone numbers and continued talking. As H-Bomb talked about how great it was being the best Women's champ of all time, her stomach started to rumble and she suddenly had an uneasy look on her face. She excused herself and ran to the ladies room. Apparently the person that gave H-Bomb the chocolates, mixed in some highly effective laxatives. H-Bomb would not be seen for the rest of the show. Polar had to bring her some ass wipe cause she ran out.
Dark Alley Brawl
Terror Soule vs Grunge
Grunge was waiting for Terror Soule in a back alley in the streets of Oslo, Norway with his two
championship titles(NA and 24/7). He told the ref to hold on to them while he kicked Terror's ass.
Grunge walked around the alley waiting impatiently when all of a sudden Terror Soule jumped out of
the dark and leveled Grunge breaking a hockey stick over his head. Terror then slammed the North
American champ head first into a brick wall. Terror seemed to be more aggresive than usual since
being screwed by Damage Inc last Thursday on Carnage for the SIW World title. Terror showed no mercy
as we seen him hit Grunge with a garbage can and then send him flying crashing into a dumpster.
Grunge countered a punch and hit Terror with a standing closeline. In a pile of garbage, Grunge
noticed a bowling ball and picked it up. As Terror got up Grunge swung the ball but Terror ducked
and executed a back body flip sending Grunge flying into staircase.
The referee tried to stop Terror Soule from choking the North American champion with a hanger that
he found resulting in Terror cutting him up and drawing some blood. Terror tried to pin him but
Grunge kicked out at two. Out of nowhere, a shadow from the dark appeared it was Grunge's tag team
partner Drako! He had a fire extinguisher and went to nail Terror in the head but missed and hit
Grunge!! Terror Soule then leveled Drako with the the Soule Fusion. Terror Soule then picked up a
knocked out Grunge, but the North American champion quickly hit the Grunganator leaving both men
unconsience. Both men laid on their backs with an arm covering each other. The referee called for
paramedics and declared the match a draw as both competitors pinned each other.
Winner: Draw
Special Victory Ceremony
The fans started booing and throwing debris towards the entrance ramp as Matt Uzi made his way to ringside to "Blackball" by The Offspring. It was a nice ceremony set up with the red carpet laid out on the entrance ramp and in the ring with a mic stand. The new SIW champion was also greeted with balloons and confetti as he entered the ring with his "New Era" leather jacket. The fans showed their hatred as they didn't let the champion speak........
Matt: Shut up and start showing some respect to the "New Era" Matthew "The Champ" Uzi...... Uzi posed in the middle of the ring with his SIW World title......
Matt: Do you know where the hell you are? This is Monday Night Brawl.....AKA THE MATT UZI SHOW!!! Some fans started throwing drinks and pop corn all over the ring
Matt: Last week on Carnage, I made history when I became a three time SIW World champion. Now I know you all too stupid to understand english but it's no secret that Matt Uzi is a worldwide icon!! I'm so damn important that they are going to put up a statue of Matt Uzi in front of the Palais Omnisport in Paris, France........I did what I said I was going to do, I beat the shit out of Terror Suck! The fans continued to boo big time......
Matt: I wrote a victory speech for this special occasion.........First of all I'd like to thank myself, because if it wasn't for my greatness, Matt Uzi would not be Matt Uzi......second of all I have to thank Mama Uzi for producing a champion, and icon and mostly the closest thing to god, you could call her the virgin Mary, because I am the closet thing to the messiah. Last but not least, I'd like to thank my boss Trevor Derickson, he's the greatest guy in the world that made all this possible and also my bodyguard Titan.....come out here guys!!! "Rust In Peace" by Megadeth was heard as the CEO and Titan came down to ringside. Titan taunted the fans before her entered the ring over the top rope.
Trevor: Congratulations Uzi, I knew you could do it!
Titan: Congrats bro but there's only one problem.........
Matt: What problem?
Titan: Well you see at Unhallowed Desires I might get voted to take you on for that SIW World title.....
Matt: Damn you Titan.....you promised you'd lay down for me!
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Writers: TJD, MU, Titan, I 5, KM
