Kemper Arena
Kansas City, Missouri
Capacity 17 572/17 572
October 4, 2004
Rating: 7.7
SIW was welcomed in Kansas City Missouri to a sell-out crowd. Fans eagerly brought in their own signs with sayings like "Why, Antonio, why?!", "I'M NOT GAY!", and "Inferno/Gale: Heroes of our time". One fan was brazen enough to bring a sign that held an image of Mohamed Abdul being held hostage by a bald eagle with an M16! Three titles were on the line tonight as The Renegade was set to defend against both newcomer Vlad and SIW Euro champ, Hrvoje Bozic. The SIW Women's Title was also up for grabs featuring current champion H-Bomb set to defend against Chick Wonder. The night's main event however featured Defenders of Justice against encumbents NuTs and Switchblade for the SIW Tag Team Championship. Many wondered though with "The Burn Wonder" Alex Gale being the newest hostage to SIW's terrorist that if the match would take place. Mike London was also on hand for an exclusive interview. Rumor had it that he wasn't too happy about having the SIW North American Title just handed to him. Many were looking for London to have a few choice words to say about the subject.
Where's Mohamed?
A camera located in the outside parking lot catches SIW CEO Trevor Derickson with SIW Head Security Polar standing together. In Trevor's hand however is a simple black breifcase with a set of handcuffs attaching the handle of the breifcase to his wrists.
Polar: Think he's gonna show boss?
Trevor: He'll show. He knows that I've got what he wants. I've got the cash, I've got the contract. He'll show Polar.
Polar: Yeah, but... He said he would be here an hour ago!
Trevor: Look, don't worry about it. Just go back inside and make sure everything is running smoothly tonight. No snags, got it?
Polar: What about you? I just can't leave you standing out here! I'll call for a replacement...
Trevor: No replacements! Remember, no security. Look just get back there and run things. Tonight, you'll be my Commishoner. Do a good job tonight, and it'll be a permanent position. Now get outta here.
Polar: Yes sir!
Polar leaves the scene with a big smile on his face. Moments later, an unmarked stretch limosine pulls into the parking lot...
Vlad vs. Hrvoje Bozic vs. The Renegade
"Ionica" hit the PA as Vlad came out to a mixed reaction from the fans. Vlad appeared focused as he climbed into the ring. "Simply The Best" sounded out causing a negative reaction to the fans. However, the TrevorTron came on already catching images of Bozic laying on hard punches on the SIW Hardcore Champion, The Renegade, apparently wasting no time with the advantage. Vlad quickly ran backstage. Meanwhile, Bozic already busted Renegade open and was bleeding extensively from his forehead. Out of desperation, Renegade low-blowed Bozic and followed up by ramming the HC title over Bozic's head. Vlad finally showed on the scene and leveled the HC champ with a chairshot from behind! The fans wondered just how far this match was going to go as the fight spilled out into and through the parking lot and out onto the streets. Renegade at one point sent Vlad face first into a street light, busting him open and leaving a big dent in the pole. Later, Bozic suplexed Renegade on top of a hood of a car and broke out the windsheild. Renegade was laid out as Bozic and Vlad battled it out. Vlad got the upper hand when he shoved a handful of broken glass into Bozic's face then DDTed him on top of a metal trash can, then threw him into a dumpster. As Vlad locked Bozic in, The Renegade came in behind and nailed Vlad with a 2x4, breaking it over his head. Vlad dropped hard onto the street and didn't move as Renegade picked up the pinfall to retain the Hardcore Title.
Winner: The Renegade
Bryan Graves/Glen Kirby vs. Soule Stealer/Davyd North
t.W.o's Soule Stealer and Davyd North came out to the stage. The crowd booed the two and threw trash at them as they made their way into the ring. Both Stealer and North had a good laugh as they waited in the ring, Maria also stood on the floor in their corner. The team of Bryan Graves and Glen Kirby came out next and got a strong ovation from the fans. A "t.W.o SUCKS!" chant started as the bell ring and the match began with Kirby and Stealer starting out. The two wasted no time whatsoever in locking up. Stealer drove a knee into Kirby's gut which got the crowd to boo, then snap mared him onto the mat. Stealer was in complete control of the match until Kirby rallied with a back body drop, allowing Kirby to make the tag. It didn't matter though as North also came into the ring also.
The match broke into a flat out brawl, several times the offical almost counted both teams out, but one of the team members always made it back into the ring. The fans were really in for a suprize when Katie Mysfit came running down the rampway with a steel chair in her hand. Katie positioned herself to swing the chair at David, but he ducked while Katie inadvertantly nailed Maria in the head, knocking her out! The crowd chanted "OH SHIT!" as North enraged, grabbed Katie by her throat. Graves came in with the save though and reverse DDTed North down onto the floor, then threw him into the ring. Stealer came from behind then and drove Graves's head into the ring apron and threw him into the ring. Katie again picked up her chair and was still going after North. As North was being whipped, North reversed the whip and sent Kirby at her, the two inadvertantly collided as North rolled up Kirby for the 1-2-3. The crowd really got pissed off as security had to help Stealer and North backstage.
Winner: Soule Stealer/Davyd North
Katie's Request
A camera following Katie backstage follows her to Trevor's Main office. She knocks several times on the door before Polar answers the door.
Katie: Where's Trevor? I need to talk to him.
Polar: Trevor is...away on business. I'm handling things tonight.
Katie: Fine. Look, what I want is to be the special referee for Thursday's match between London and North.
Polar: Katie, you were just out there attempting to hit North with a chair, not to even bring up the recent history between the two. What would make me think that I could trust you to call a fair match?
Katie: C'mon Polar... I think you can trust me to do the right thing by now. Don't ya think?
Polar: ...I don't know...
Katie: Please! I'll be fair, promise!
Polar: Alright. You can be the special referee for that match on Thursday. Don't disappoint me.
Katie gave Polar a huge grin and thanked him as she walked off and down the hall, laughing to herself...
Sebastian Howard Janikowski III vs. Rikki Cook
Sebastian and Cook were already in the ring as the cameras returned with the majority of the SIW roster forming a human barrier around the ring. The bell rang and the lumberjack match was underway. Newcomer Janikowski quickly got the uppper hand, delivering a few European Uppercuts that sent Cook to the outside, only to be thrown back into the ring. Outside of the ring however, things were beginning to escilate as a few of the superstars began to bicker outside. Cook grabbed ahold of Janikowski and clotheslined him with the top rope. Janikowski dropped to the mat holding his throat while Cook applied a sleeper. On the outside, Dallas Nash and Terror Soule were already at eachother. That drew in Angelica Hunt which drew in H-Bomb...before long, everyone was fighting along the outside of the ring. Meanwhile, Rikki had laid out Sebastian with a Tiger Driver and went for the pin, but the count was interrupted as the lumberjack battle outside spilled into the ring. The official went to go throw the offenders out of the ring. As he did, Scream came into the ring and both Rikki and Scream double teamed Sebastian with a falcon arrow. The official finally cleared the ring and turned around to catch Cook covering Janikowski for the win.
Cook looks at Scream, who smiles at him. Rikki seems to pause, before smiling back. Scream pats Cook on the back before extending a hand, which Cook accepts. The two shake hands and Rikki lifts Scream's arms, both men standing proud in the ring. The crowd like what they see and start cheering loudly. Cook has a big smile on his face, as does Scream. Red Hot looks at Scream, and without warning floors him with a viscious clothesine. The crowd are shocked at this as Cook demolishes Scream, making him bleed in the process. A bloodied Scream lays motionless in the middle of the ring after Cook's beating. Rikki then places his foot on Scream's chest, before smiling cockily and rasing his arms in triumpth. Rikki looks down and spits on Scream, before exiting the ring arroguntly and heading to the back.
Winner: "Red Hot" Rikki Cook
An Exchange?
A hidden camera catches SIW CEO Trevor Derickson and terrorist Mohamad Abdul Shiek exchanging a breifcase and shake hands. Senior Official Sam Carter emerges from the limo and looks really bad.
Carter: Oh thank God, Trevor! I thought I'd never see my family again. I'm going home right now!
Trevor: The hell you are. I just paid two million bucks to get back your sorry ass because all my other officals suck! Get back to the locker rooms and clean up! You're officiating tonight's main event, and that's final!
Sam looks really devistated but meakly goes inside the arena as the camera fades...
Interview with Mike London
Meanwhile, Greg Banks is stopped in front of a door marked "Straight Edge". Banks knocks on the door and waits for a moment before Mike London opens the door. London invites him in and to have a seat on the couch while London took a seat in a chair.
Banks: Hello everyone, Greg Banks with a live interview with SIW North American Champion...
London: I'm not a champion... The belt was handed to me, remember?
Banks: Right... Caretaker to the NA Title, Mike London! Mike, we all know what your feelings are about having the title, do you think facing Davyd North will vindicate your holding of the NA Title?
London: Absolutely. Just the fact alone that both NA and Lightweight titles are both on the line is enough vindication. North is a superb athelete, beating him would make me feel like I did actually win the NA Title.
Banks: Are you angry at Antonio J. Collins for just disappearing?
London: No...just deeply disappointed. I had been looking forward to facing him for...what the hell??
The cameraman turns around to catch Senior Offical Sam Carter falling right in front of the door. The camera rushes over at Sam, as he looks completely exausted on the floor. Both Banks and London come out of their room and help Sam to his feet. Just then, SIW World Champ Angel comes around the corner. The three of them place Sam on the couch while the camera catches it all.
Carter: Mr. Derickson paid my ransom...but he told me to ref tonight. I think I'll die if I go out there...
London: What?? That's horrible!
Angel: Say no more, Sam. I'll take your place tonight.
Angel reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his wallet, withdrawing a plastic card from it and gives it to Sam Carter. Just then, Polar comes into the room and is shocked by the sight.
Polar: What the hell?!
Angel: Gha! Easy big guy. Look, Trevor wants Sam to ref tonight, but he's in no condition. I want to take his place.
Polar: You? ...I suppose that wouldn't be a problem.
Angel: Sam, what match were you officiating tonight?
Carter: The main event...
Angel: Alright, get me a ref shirt. I'll take his place. Mike, take care of Sam. Make sure he gets anything he needs. Just put it all on my credit card, OK?
London: Sure, I'll do that.
Angel: Make sure he gets home too, alright?
London: I'll take care of everything, don't worry.
Carter: God bless you, Angel... God bless...
Angel: Just rest, Sam. God never did forget about you.
Angel and Polar leave the room to go get Angel a referee shirt.
Banks: Wow... What just transpired here is beyond words... Sam, thank God you're back! I'll go get you something to eat, Sam. You gotta be starving!
The camera watches Greg run down the hall for anything to eat for poor Sam.
"Chick Wonder" Alex Andrews vs. H-Bomb
Alex Andrews came out in her new ring attire, formerly known as the super hero Chick Wonder before she went on her own, leaving the Volcano Of Friends. She was set to take on the SIW's Women's in a highly anticipated matchup. Andrews was well received by the fans but before she could speak she was cut off by "Toxic" by Britney Spears. H-Bomb made her way to the ring as the fans started cheering for the Women's champ.
Alex Andrews and H-Bomb shook hands at the begining of the match but Alex quickly turned the hand shake into a devastating closeline. The match got under way as Alex dominated the Women's champ and continued her attack sending her into the turnbuckles and nailing her with an missile dropkick. Alex took the match to the outside but things turned around when H-Bomb send her crashing into the spanish commentary table and started kicking her in the ribs. The referee tried to break up the cat fight but had no luck. As H threw Alex back in the ring and started setting her up for the Starr Dogg; but then that masked woman showed up out of nowhere from the crowd with a lead pipe and smashed it across H-Bomb's face knocking her out. The fans started chanting "Bullshit" as the masked woman nailed Alex in the ribs and then a nice shot to the back of her head. Jimmy Hayden kept yelling out that it had to be Olivia but no one knows for sure because last week we seen Olivia and the masked woman were in the same ring. Paramedics came to the aid of the two divas as the ref had no choice but to call the match a double DQ.
Winner: Draw; Double Disqualification
What's that smell?
The Trevortron fades in on a Door with a large Marijuana leaf instead of a star and the name Sebastian Seabass Howard Janowkowski III in large gold letters. The door opens and smoke billows out. There are several unrecognizable people inside, Seabass is sitting in a small
chair surrounded by hippy looking people seated on the floor, a banana sized joint is being passed around the group.
Polar SIW Cheif of Security and temporary Commishoner is on his patrol around the Kemper Arena. He gets a disturbed look on his face, his nostrils flare and he whispers to himself "Do I smell cannabis?"
The people in the room are laughing and puff puff passing. Seabass starts laughing uncontrollably.
Long-haired Blonde guy: Yo man, he’s totally gone.
There is a regiment of Security guards standing at attention, Polar paces back and fourth and in a loud commanding voice.
Polar:I want a checkpoint every 10 yards, I want you to search every outhouse, inhouse, doghouse, henhouse, longhouse, teepee, hut, igloo, tent, dressing room, and dumpster inside the arena, someone is smoking cannabis and we must find them.
Seabass stops laughing suddenly. Everyone in the room in looking at him.
Another guy: What was so funny, man?
Seabass: I have no idea.
He starts laughing again. Suddenly everyone goes quiet and there is a loud knock on the door. Seabass stumbles and falls over his inconveniently placed left foot. He picks himself up and answers the door.
Random Stoner Guy: What’s up man?
Polar looks rather pissed, who looks at him with his head cocked.
Polar: Someone smoking reefer in there?
Seabass looks uneasy.
Seabass: Nah man, but I heard that punk , Rikki Cook had a huge bag of pot.
Polar runs off to Cook's room without another word.
The Uncanny Inferno vs. Nutz/Switchblade
"Re-align" blasted over the PA as the SIW World Champion came out to a screaming ovation. Angel had Purgatory in one hand and the SIW World title wrapped around his waist. He wore a referee shirt as he came down to the ring. Angel was all smiles as he handed his red wings to an eager fan before handing the belt and his guitar to the timekeeper. The combined themes of NuTz and Switchblade sounded as the SIW Tag Team Champions also came out to a strong ovation from the fans. They handed their belts to Angel upon entering the ring. In turn, Angel handed them to the timekeeper and had a brief discussion while "Kryptonite" hit the PA. The crowd became electrified but was soon quited down conciderably as Inferno came stumbling out onto the stage with a bottle in his hand. Inferno looked to be in terrible shape as he barely was able to make his way down the rampway. Disappointment really sounded out in the crowd but Inferno blew the fans off, that got them to boo Inferno. Angel shook his head and looked really disappointed. Inferno took another drink from his bottle, as he was drinking, Angel took the bottle away and handed it to the timekeeper. Angel called for the bell and the match began. Inferno and NuTz started off the match, but Inferno didn't even look focused on the match. NuTz effortlessly whipped Inferno into the ropes and didn't even bother making an attempt to dodge the clothesline recieved from NuTz. Angel again shook his head as NuTz shrugged his shoulders and went for a tag. Switchblade came into the ring and they did a quick double hip toss that sent Inferno down onto the mat. Switchblade sent Inferno into the corner and started beating him down into the corner, then monkeyflipping him back into the center of the mat. Another tag was made and the crowd began to boo Inferno.
NuTz already was working on Inferno when Angel stepped in for a moment and attempted to speak to Inferno. Inferno shoved Angel out of the way and went to meagerly attack NuTz, but NuTz kicked Inferno in the gut and dropped him with a bulldog. The crowd really began to boo as a Middle Eastern looking man with another walking behind him with several pillows came walking down to ringside. Travis Dunns exclaimed that Mohamed Abdul Sheik, SIW's terrorist, had come down to ringside. Jaffar dropped the pillows on the floor while Mohamed shouted profanities at the crowd, which prompted a "U.S.A." chant from the crowd. Angel looked concerned as Mohamed took a seat, but could do nothing about it except officiate the match.
Inferno was able to mound an offensive a couple times, but the team of NuTz and Switchblade simply dominated the former SIW champ as Switchblade finished off Inferno with a Deep Cut for the pin and the win. NuTz and Switchblade were all smiles as they headed towards the back. Angel took ahold of Inferno and threw him over his shoulder and began to carry him back until Jaffar stepped in front of Angel. Angel stepped by but this time Mohamed stepped in front of him and demanded that he surrender The Uncanny Inferno. Angel ignored Mohamed which didn't bode to well with the man as he double axe handled Angel from behind, making Angel drop Inferno on the floor. The crowd erupted in booes and started a "USA" chant while Mohamed kicked Angel in the gut. Angel grabbed one his legs though and quickly locked Mohamed in a Judgment Sharpshooter. Mohamed was already tapping out until Trevor appeared on the stage with Matt Uzi running down the rampway. Uzi knocked Angel off of Mohamed and dropped Angel with an Uzi Piledriver. Both Trevor and Uzi celebrated as they helped Mohamed up. Uzi went over and grabbed the SIW World title while Trevor and Mohamed held Angel up so that Uzi could drive the title over the champion's head, busting him open. Mohamed locked Angel in a Cobra Clutch while Trevor punched Angel in the face. Mike London then came running out with a sledgehammer with security close behind him. t.W.o took off through the crowd as they chanted "T.W.O SUCKS". Mohamed was seen getting into the corporate limo with Uzi and Trevor as Brawl went off air.....
Winner: NuTz/Switchblade
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Writers:Angel, RC, KM, SJIII, TD
