Arco Arena
Sacramento, California
Capacity 17 317/17 317
August 16, 2004
Rating: 7.4
X-Unit?
Godsmack’s “Re-align”, Angel’s theme, hits the pa as
Angel came out onto the stage to an impressive display of pyrotechnics. He wore a Purgatory over his shoulder and had the SIW Hardcore Title around his waist. Angel made his way down to the ring getting high fives from people along the ramp way. Before he
climbed into the ring, he gave his wings to a young boy in the front row. The young lad looked ecstatic as he put on Angel’s wings. Angel climbed into the ring
and called for a microphone. He is given one from a sound guy and returned to the center of the ring. The crowd cheers the Hardcore champion
Angel: Thank you… Hearing everyone’s cheers means a lot to me. I’m proud to be your SIW Hardcore Champion and will be defending later on tonight against Matt Uzi, but first, I have something else that I would like to talk about. It’s about last week, the last time I made a title defense. I consider myself fortunate that I’m able to stand here with this title. I wouldn’t be if it wasn’t for two people. X-Factor…Showstoppa…come on out! Both X-Factor and Showstoppa made their way out to screaming fans as they made their way to the ring. The crowd chanted “X and Show!”. Each of them appeared to have some sort of garment of clothing in their hands as they slid in. Sound guys hand them both mics. Angel waited for the chants to die down before speaking.
Angel: I didn’t get around to it on Thursday, so I’m going to get around to it tonight. I owe you guys big for coming out and backing me up last Monday night, for that, I thank you. If you guys ever need help on anything, just let me know. I’ll be there. Angel exchanged props with X and Show, much to the delight of the crowd.
X-Factor: Hey, don’t sweat it.
Showstoppa: Yeah, we just hate seeing guys like you come out and work your ass
off only to get shit on in return. That shit pisses me off. What do you all think?
X-Factor: Yeah. About that thing you just said Angel, don’t sweat it. You see,
Show and I been thinkin’… People like you and I and Show need to watch
each other’s backs. Always someone tryin’ ta screw with ya, stab ya in the back.
Showstoppa: Case in point, Matt Uzi… There’s a guy that can’t be trusted.
Angel: Don’t remind me… He left me at the hands of Pete and Big E last Thursday.
On top of that, he still didn’t return the title as promised. I’m tired of being
used by people like him. I’m a nice guy, not a gullible one. He’ll get what he
deserves later on tonight.
X-Factor: Anyway, Show and I were thinkin’… Well, we wanted to
give you this.
Matt: You mind telling me what the hell is going on? Is this some kinda gay marriage or something? Do I really frighten you girls that much? Isn’t this fucking cute.......X-Unit.......HAhahaha more like X-Crap..... Crowd chants "ASSHOLE" again
Matt: Let me tell X-Crap something, do you know where you are? You might think this is Monday Night Brawl but......This is the Matt Uzi Show! This is my show and your going to need more than that to stop the NEW ERA. Your going to need a fucking army to stop me assholes! I AM THROUGH PLAYING GAMES!!! PEOPLE WILL START GETTING HURT FROM NOW ON!!THIS IS IT.......I've had enough..... Uzi started walking towards the ring to start a fight but SIW security held him back. Uzi told X-Unit they all going to be destroyed just like Angel was gonna be destroyed......and just like The Enforcer will destroyed at Global Warning.
10 Man Battle Royal
Mike London was the man in charge of booking both SIW shows this week. He came out and introduced all the participants for the 10 man Battle Royal. Antonio J. Collins, Blade, Steve Farrell, The Wizard, Axel, Inferno, Bryan Graves, The Show Stoppa, X-Factor where in the ring, London explained all the rules and then introduced the mystery participant.......It was himself!
"The Criminal" Steve Farrell jumped London as the bell rung and it was all out chaos in the ring. Antonio Collins finally made his televised debut and looked to be in great shape. Collins got the first elimination when he delivered an Inverted Facelock Suplex into a Backbreaker to Blade and eliminating him by throwing him out over the rop rope. Blade and Collins had a few heated words before Blade was escorted backstage.
Elimination 1: Blade
Down to nine guys, X-Factor, The Showstoppa and The Uncanny Inferno teamed up as they took on the six other guys in the ring. Inferno and Axel almost eliminated each other but somehow they both managed to hold on and get back in the ring. Inferno delivered a nice tornado DDT and threw him over the top rope. As Inferno walked backwards he and London bumped into each other and the two fan favorites started brawling.
Elimination 2: Axel
As Inferno and London battled, the camera focused in a corner where "The Criminal" Steve Farrell was pounding away on The Wizard with heavy kicks to the head. The Wizard fought back and delivered a Rocker Dropper. As The Wizard charged Farrell, "The Criminal" ducked and flipped him over the top rope eliminating him out of the battle royal.
Elimination 3: The Wizard
The Showstoppa turned around only to get punched in the face and then got locked in a High Road by Collins. X-Factor broke up the hold with a kick to the back of Antonio Collins head. The team of Showstoppa and X-Factor tried to eliminate Collins together but from behind Steve Farrell tried to eliminate all three of them by turning them over the top but on The Showstoppa went over.
Elimination 4: The Showstoppa
X-Factor got into a fist fight with Steve Farrell as London was taking on Bryan Graves. Inferno jumped in with X-Factor and they dominated the man from England Steve Farrell. In the meantime, London with his eye injury looking better, showing no ring rust at all eliminated the former SIW Lightweight champion Bryan Graves.
Elimination 5: Bryan Graves
X-Factor nailed Farrell with a nice corner splash followed by a senton bomb off the top rope. Collins jumped in but was attacked by London. Collins and Mike London fell out of the ring between the second ropes and brawled on the outside. Eventually the referee got them back in the ring. X-Factor eliminated Farrell in the same time London eliminated Collins.
Elimination 6 and 7: Steve Farrell and Antonio J. Collins
Mike London attacked X-Factor with the Spinal Trauma and X was laid left out in the middle of the ring out cold. Mike London and Inferno got into a staredown and the fans went wild. A huge fight broke out resulting in London almost getting eliminated but after going over the top rope he managed to climb back in the ring from the bottom as he held on for dear life. London was standing near the ropes when the crowd stated booing big time because Matt Uzi made his way to ringside with a steel chair. He swung the chair right to London'd head busting it up again with blood flying all over the place. Jimmy Hayden and some fans got splashed with London's blood. Uzi then suplexed London from inside the ring to the outside causing him to get eliminated.
Elimination 8: Mike London
The Uncanny Inferno examined the chaos with a smile on his face thinking the match was as good as his, but all of a sudden from behind was X-Factor who turned the super hero around and nailed him with the Pain Giver. Inferno was out and got thrown over the top rope to get eliminated. As X-Factor celebrated in the ring Inferno came back in. But instead of a revenge fight, the two fan favorites shook hands. X-Factor will be taking on the North American champion next Monday when the SIW visits the GM Place in Vancouver, Canada.
Elimination 9: The Uncanny Inferno
Winner: X-Factor
The Outlaws Locker Room
Despite on going rumors that something is going on between Matt Uzi and Latesha, that didn't seeme to have effect on the team of Uzi's fiance Katie Mysfit and the SIW Women's champion Latesha. Terror Soule and Firestorm were getting ready for their title defense as well. You could see in Terror's locker his three titles, the SIW Tag and Lightweight along with his SIW/OWO 24/7 belt. Terror Soule asked Katie if she could give him a massage and she replied NO! Latesha and Katie's match was next anyway as they teamed up to take on A-Bomb and Summer Andrews. Katie was after A-Bomb all last week making her life a living hell an she didn't intend to stop on Brawl.
SIW SpyTV 1
A camera overlooked the parking lot entrance in the Acro Arena. A male was heard from out of the camera's view. He was the only one heard, so he was probably on a cell phone. He began to speak.....
Man: Yeah, he's an idiot. He's talking about buying a car, when he doesn't even pay his own rent!......He shouldn't be talking some much shit, and instead be training. If we end up losing tonight, I'll fucking kick his ass.......No, he hasn't. I left him a ton of messages, but nothing. If he wants to take our tag match seriously, he would be thinking of ways to improve our strategy. He probably too busy getting his dick sucked by his slutty girlfriend......look I have to go. Talk to you later. Bye Just then, Grunge walked into the camera's view with an annoyed expression on his face. He walked into the building as the camera headed back to ringside.
A-Bomb/Summer Andrews vs Latesha/Katie Mysfit
As A-Bomb and "The Gothic Goddess" Summer Andrews made their entrance, "HLA"(Hot Lesbian Action) chants filled the arena. A-Bomb and Summer didn't seem to pleased by the crowd. As Summer Andrews was going to address the crowd, she was cut off by "Frantic" by Metallica. Katie Mysfit and the SIW Women's champion Latesha rushed to ringside and all four participants were out of control. A huge brawl took place between these ladies and that was just the beginning. H-Bomb aka Stacy Starr made her way to ringside, Travis Dunns seemed infatuated with her but Jimmy Hayden called her a jezebel that’s up to no good. H-Bomb took off Hayden's head set and told him to give her his seat and stand...She took over at the commentary table and Dunns couldn't be any happier.
Summer Andrews came up to H-Bomb and slapped her across the face. They started fighting but then Latesha jumped in to help H-Bomb. Katie had A-Bomb all to her self and started ripping some hair off her scalp. Katie was vicious and out of control resulting in the referee warning her about her unorthodox tactics. A-Bomb had enough and after kicking Katie in the mouth she launched her with a Catapult sending her head first in the turnbuckles. After a Facebuster A-Bomb went for the pin but Katie kicked out.
As A-Bomb went to tag in Summer, H-Bomb grabbed the SIW Women's title and nailed Summer with it before she could get the tag. Latesha was now the legal competitor and attacked A-Bomb from behind. She continued the assault until A-Bomb countered a DDT into a painful spine buster. A-Bomb was setting up for her finisher when she all of a sudden had to duck from Katie's chairshot resulting in Latesha getting hit! A-Bomb pinned the SIW Women's champ for the win. H-Bomb and Katie comforted Latesha and made sure she was alright. As Katie apologized to Latesha, Summer and A-Bomb were laughing at the three divas. As they headed backstage they were jumped by H-Bomb and Katie Mysfit from behind. Katie nailed A-Bomb with the Punk Rock Smash on the entrance ramp and H-Bomb knocked out Summer with a Running Bulldog. Both A-Bomb and Summer were left laid out on the entrance ramp as paramedics were seen with stretchers. Latesha, Katie and H-Bomb made it clear they were not to be messed with...EVER!
Winners: A-Bomb/Summer Andrews
Mike London and Greg Banks
Mike London had just finished being stitched up when he's confronted by some cameras and Greg Banks who wanted a few words.
Banks: Mike how's your head? And are you upset?
London: My head's fine.....And OF COURSE I'M UPSET! If it wasn’t for Uzi that match would of been as good as mine. That's alright cause this Thursday,(mocks Uzi) "On The Mike London Show" it will be the very last time were going to see the NEW ERA. I'm going to put an end to his shit and his games that he plays. Uzi your nothing, and at Carnage I’m going to show the world what a NEW ERA really is, I will end your ERA and begin mine.....Now Banks i'm very busy tonight. Not only do I have the duties of booking two shows, I had to wrestle also. Bust most importantly Trevor gave me the job of finding that SpyTV SOB...Now Banks I have to go..
Banks: Mike London ladies and gentlemen, the General Manager of SIW Thursday Carnage.
SIW Tag Team Championship
Damage Inc. vs Firestorm/Terror Soule
Damage Inc. came to ringside and told everybody that they all sucked and that they were looking at the new SIW Tag Team Champions. They also congratulated H-Bomb for her great assault on A-Bomb and Summer Andrews. A fan in the crowd was booing Damage Inc. and had a "Damage Inc. Sucks" sign and that irratated Grunge and Drako. They went to hurt the the fan but got surprised when the Outlaws Terror Soule and Firestorm came running out and attacked them.
Grunge was pounding away on Firestorm on the outside while Drako had his way with Terror in the ring. After nailing Terror with a facebreaker, he took the Tag Team belt and put it around his waist and showed off to the crowd. While the ref was on the outside breaking up Grunge and Firestorm, Drako placed the SIW/OWO 24/7 title next to the Lightweight title in the middle of the ring and Powerbombed Terror Soule on them leaving him with a hurt back.
Later in the match, "The Criminal" Steve Farrell came down to ringside and picked up Firestorm's Euro title and admired it. As Firestorm turned to him and told him to get lost, Drako rolled him up from behind in an inside cradle only to get it reversed in Firstorm's favor as he picked up the 1-2-3 over Drako. Steve Farrell told Firestorm that his time will come, and that the Euro title will be his.
Winners: The Outlaws
SIW SpyTV 2
The TrevorTron showed camera work focused on lockers in what appeared to be a locker room. A few voices could be heard from outside the camera's view. It was a male's voice, quietly whispering to a female's voice. As they spoke, you could distinguish their faint words.
Matt: He's a fucking asshole, he can't do shit.
Latesha: If he finds out, we're both as good as dead.
Matt: Let's forget about that dickhead, baby. Did you bring.....you know.....what I asked you?
Latesha: Oh yeah......
As Latesha giggled, a squishing sound was heard.
Matt: Oooooo yeah! Right on my ass, baby!
Suddenly, a knock on the door is heard. It's The Enforcer, trying to get into the locker room.
Enforcer: Hey, someone unlock this fucking door.... Hello!?!?! God damn it!
Enforcer continued to knock loudly, as Matt and Latesha were now in the camera shot. Matt was wearing nothing but a tight black Speedo and cowboy boots. Latesha had very revealing lingerie on, and was holding a huge tube of goo, with a label that read "SEX JELLY". As Enforcer's grunts were heard louder and louder, Matt ran into the bathroom and Latesha changed quickly in front of the unknown camera. When she finished, she unlocked the door and a surprised Enforcer looked.....well.....surprised.
Enforcer: What the fuck? What are you doing in here with the door locked?
Latesha: Just waiting for you baby. I was changing so I didn't want anyone to come in and see me.
Enforcer: Who was that?
Latesha: Huh? Nothing...
Enforcer: I have that stupid interview to do, so wait here till I get back....
Latesha: Alright!
Greg Banks Interview With Satan's Offspring's
Greg Banks is in the middle of the ring, theres a couple of chairs on a red carpet. This was to be a special interview with one of SIW's new alliances Satan's Offspring's. Banks calls the team out...
After a couple of minutes of not showing, an intimidating Greg Banks went backstage to look for them. He looked in the sound room, their locker room in which Latesha had the door locked again. Banks checked the broiler room, the washrooms, the storage room and couldn't find them. He ran into Katie Mysfit..
Banks: Katie sorry to bother you but have you seen Crazy Pete and Enforcer?
Katie: First of all I haven't seen Crazy Pete in a week and a half...The Enforcer went that way.....By the way have you seen Matt?
Banks: Uuumm No I haven't
Katie: Well if you see him tell him i'm looking for him alright? I got his championship belt right here....
Banks: Alright Katie no problem.....
Mike London's Office
Mike London was seen laughing his ass off at Uzi on SpyTV in his office. He hears a knock on the door and it's the big man Titan. London tells him to come in...
London: What's up Titan?
Titan: Since when are you cleared to wrestle?
London: Since tonight why?
Titan: Well that’s bullshit cause you weren't medically clear to wrestle, if I can't wrestle you can't wrestle, it's only fair. As a matter of fact why the fuck i'm I dealing with you anyway? Where's Myst and Trevor?
London: Well Trevor and Myst had previous engagements and couldn't make it to Monday Night Brawl.....
Titan: What the hell could be more important than Trevor's flagship show?
Titan: Ok nevermind....
London: Brawl is not the flagship show anyway, my show Carnage is far more superior.....
Titan: Hahahaha you think so? I don't....plus when Matt kicks your ass it won't even be your show anymore.......NOW WHEN CAN I GET BACK IN THE RING?
London: Talk to Trevor and Myst about it, the only power I have is to book matches, I can't re-instate or clear you to wrestle....
Titan: What the hell you good for?
SIW Hardcore Championship
Matt Uzi vs Angel
Before his next match, Matt Uzi was scene lurking around backstage and he bumped into his fiancée Katie Mysfit. They hugged as Katie wished him good luck and told him to be careful. Matt told her he loved her and that after Brawl they would go out and party. He also told her to stay away from Terror Soule otherwise he'd feed his nuts to his dog. She handed him the SIW World title as he headed through the curtains.
Uzi was in the middle of the ring again bitching about not getting the respect that he deserves. He also told Terror Soule and The Uncanny Inferno that it really pissed him off when people hit on his fiancé and that if it ever happened again he would take matters in his own hands. Before he could continue the arena was filled with "Scumbag" "Cheater" and "Asshole" chants! The SIW Hardcore Champion, Angel then came out to ringside.
In a cowardly act, while Angel was giving his wings to a young child in the crowd Matt Uzi hit him from behind with a hard elbow to the back of the head. Matt then ripped the wings up in little pieces making the kid cry. Uzi was kicking down the hardcore champ at the steel railing in front of all the Angel fans. Uzi taunted one fan by punching Angel in the face twice in front of him, he told the fan that Angel sucks. Matt then repeatedly started bashing Angel head on the steel railing. The fight continued in the backstage area and Angel retaliated when he moved out of the way of an extinguisher thrown at his head and caught it. He nailed Uzi with it right in the face with it knocking him out. He went for the pin but out of nowhere Katie pulled Angel off breaking the count. Officials came to the scene and removed her so she wouldn't cause further interference.
With Uzi still on the ground Angel went for another pin but the NEW ERA kicked out. Uzi got up and we seen he had blood pissing out of his forehead probably from the fire extinguisher. The fight ended up going back to ringside where Matt countered an irish whip and sent Angel into the commentary tables hurting Angels ribs. Uzi then executed the Uzi Piledriver. Uzi in a rage grabbed Purgatory and smashed it on the entrance ramp. He then held both, the SIW Hardcore championship and the SIW World championship above a beaten Angel and started telling him that he was the NEW ERA and that he was unbeatable, and to never fuck with him again. Then Uzi got the shock of his life.......Before he went to pin Angel he turned around and was face to face with The Enforcer!!!! Big E nailed Uzi where he was already bleeding with his patented Barbedwire Bat and sidewalk slammed him through the Spanish announcing table. He put Angel on top of Uzi to give him the win letting him retain the SIW Hardcore Championship. The Enforcer stood above both knocked out bodies holding his NA title and Pete's World title as Brawl went off the air.........
Winner: Angel
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Writers:TJD, ML, Angel
