Target Center
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Capacity 17 457/19 006
August 9, 2004
Rating: 7.4
Trevor Derickson starts off Monday Night Brawl.
Trevor: Welcome everyone to another edition of Monday Night Brawl live right here at the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota
The crowd stands on their feet and give the CEO a standing ovation.
Trevor: I appreciate this great warm welcome but i'm here to make a few announcements. The first issue is the SIW European championship. I recently got some criticism for booking all Outlaw members in the same match.
The crowd gave a mixed reaction when we hear cheers and boos at the mention of The Outlaws.
Trevor: In fact many believe NuTz should be in that match, or better yet the European champion since he was the #1 contender before Keizer forfeited the title before his leave of absence. So in the interest of fairness I have booked a new match a Global Warning. It will be NuTz going one on one with the winner of tonight's European championship match.
The crowd cheers again at the announcement
Trevor: Another issue i'd like to address is Matt Uzi......Matt all I ask is that you come out here right now and give me back that SIW World title so it can go back to the proper champ...Crazy Pete
"Blackball" by The Offspring is heard as Matt Uzi makes his way to the ring. He had the SIW World title on his shoulder as he stepped out of his Hummer-Limo
Trevor: Matt i'm glad you could come out and underst..
Uzi grabs the mic from the CEO
Matt: First of all Trevor, you and I....and the whole world knows that I carried the SIW for many years and there is no doubt that if there is anyone in this arena tonight that deserves the SIW World title it's ME! I will not give you or Crazy Pete this title ever!
Trevor: Then you leave me no choice, we can do things my way which is pretty easy, you just give me back the title so I can hand it back to the real champion, or we can do things your way, which is the complicated way, And I must warn you that you won't be happy about it....
Matt: Is that a threat? Are you threatening the NEW ERA Matt Uzi?
Before Matt could continue ranting, he turned right around to face the entrance way as "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool rocked the arena as the SIW champion Crazy Pete made his way to the ring with a vengeance. The two get into a stare down...
Crazy: Matt I should smash you right now in the middle of this ring....
Matt: Let's go right now motherfucker....
Matt took off his leather jacket as the two competitors got into a wild brawl in the middle of the ring. Trevor Derickson got escorted backstage as security came rushing to ringside. As security was unable to break up the fight....from the rafters Angel came flying down. Even though Angel doesn’t have an evil bone in his body he decided that the blasphemy had to be stopped. The SIW Hardcore champion folded Jimmy Hayden's chair and simply leveled the current and former SIW champions. Angel was sent backstage as the fans saw a little preview of the main event. Uzi and Pete didn't know what hit them.
Metalgod vs The Wizard
SIW's Sorcerer from Avalon, The Wizard made his tv debut as he took on the man who claims to have nine years experience in wrestling, Metalgod. As mysterious as he was, The Wizard showed great athletic ability in his match with the self proclaimed nine year veteran. He countered most of Metalgod's moves and got a huge cheer after he delivered a devastating inverted DDT. After a nice Enzuiguri The Wizard did some freaky gesture and spoke some words in an unknown language. Smoke filled the ring as Metalgod tapped out to the The Dragon's Breath. The ref declared The Wizard the winner as he won his debut match on Monday Night Brawl.
Winner: The Wizard
The Enforcer Arrives
The SIW North American Champion Enforcer arrived at the Target Center and completely avoided an interview attempt by Greg Banks. He headed to his dressing room without a word. He did seem psyched up for his triple threat hardcore match against Matt Uzi and Angel for the SIW Hardcore belt.
Damage Inc. vs Steve Farrell/Andrew Thruster
SIW's newest team Damage Inc., consisting of Grunge and Drako took on SoCal's own Andrew Thruster and "The Criminal" Steve Farrell. Damage Inc. came to the SIW from EHWF where they had great success. Damage Inc. also showed great teamwork compared to Farrell and Thruster. After a series a tags Thruster and Farrell started working well together and gained the upper hand in the match. The boys from EHWF almost got an upset lost when when Drako got hit with a Tiger Backbreaker courtesy of "The Criminal".
Farrell turned his attention to a fan and started yelling at him and his friends. At that point Thruster told him to pin Drako or tag him in. Farrell told him to shut up and mind his own business. From behind, Drako turned Farrell around and blinded him with the Devils Blood-Mist behind the referee's back! Before tagging in Grunge, Drako nailed Thruster with a dropkick off the apron. Grunge finished off a blind Farrell with the Grunganator. After the match, Damage Inc. made it clear that they wanted the tag team gold.
Winners: Damage Inc.
Crazy Pete On The Phone
The TrevorTron focuses on Crazy Pete finally reunited with his World title, on the telephone. He tells the person on the other line to hurry up because he didn't know how much time they had. As the camera zooms out as we see Crazy Pete displaying huge grin on his face.
Davyd North vs The Uncanny Inferno
Alaska'a own Davyd North was in the ring bad mouthing SIW's Superhero and #1 contender for the SIW World championship only to be cut off by "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down as The Uncanny Inferno rushed to the ring. The bell barely rang as the two competitors where already in a fist fight. Davyd North seemd a little more vicious than in his match against The Enforcer. He executed a nice Frankensteiner and a painful Spike Piledriver, but when he went for the count Inferno kicked out! Davyd decided to finish him off once and for all. He went to the top rope but Inferno got up and threw him to the outside. Inferno jumped off the top rope to the outside delivering a swanton bomb on North!! It was very amazing!
Inferno threw North back into the ring and went for the pin only to be denied with a two count. As the match progressed, Inferno's Carnage opponent from last Thurday that he defeated, Axel, came to ringside and started complaining about his loss and clearly was out to cost Inferno the match. As Inferno was going to try to end the match with the Red Flare, Axel decided to strike. He folded a steel chair and busted Inferno's head wide open. The ref called a DQ and gave the win to The Uncanny Inferno. Davyd North was pissed but he said to hell with it. He told Axel to move aside and delivered three Northern Effects. Inferno's blood covered at least sixty percent of the ring and had to be taken out by paramedics. He was dehydrated from the blood loss. It was a sad moment in the SIW as children were crying because their superhero was hurt.
Winner: The Uncanny Inferno by DQ
The Outlaws Locker Room
Axel was applauded by his fellow Outlaw team mates for his interference in Inferno's match. Terror Soule has an Outlaw's t-shirt and spoke to Axel.
Terror: Well Axel we have scouted you since your
first match. We are all happy that we decided to bring you into our
world. Welcome to The Outlaws.
Terror hands Axel the shirt as The Outlaws as shake hands. They promised Axel that they had his back. All of a sudden someone pounded on the door like a madman. Axel answered the door and it was his tag partner for Brawl, NuTz and his manager X-Raided.
NuTz: I hope your ready little man, we have business to take care of..
Axel: Yeah i'm ready let's go!
Axel/NuTz vs X-Factor/The Show Stoppa
Show tagged in X as they continued to work on a weakened Axel who was desperate to tag in NuTz. X-Factor went to the top rope but was thrown to the outside by X-Raided. Showstoppa seen this and attacked the big guy right away. As Show was battling X-Raided on the outside Axel made the tag. NuTz threw X-Factor back in the ring and performed a hard clothesline and then his devastating finisher the NuTz aNd BoLtS. He went for the pin but X-Factor got saved when Showstoppa broke the count when he hit NuTz in the back of the head with an elbow.
X-Raided was sent to the locker rooms by the referee and the match continued without interference. It didn't take too long for X and Show to get back into the match as they displayed great tag team work with constant tagging, and double moves. The match came to an end when Axel fell victim to the Pain Killer off the top rope and got pinned for the 1-2-3. Look for Damage Inc. to square off with X-Factor and The Showstoppa to determine the #1 contenders for the SIW World Tag Team Titles.
SIW SpyTV 1
SIW Women's Championship
Myst: Cut the music...
The crowd and music took a moment to die down, allowing Myst time to collect her thoughts.
Myst: It has come to my attention as well as to that of our dear CEO to the SIW promotion, that there is chaos in the ranks of the women with in the SIW roster. Namely....Katie Mysfit, A-Bomb, and one Diablo.
The crowd seemed to respond well to the names mentioned as they got disorderly again, forcing Myst to a wait for them to settle themselves. Sighing she shakes her head, and she brought the mic to her lips once more.
Myst: It seems there is an outstanding feud going on between these fine duly noted competitors, however...There is a time when old lines must be cut, and new ones forged....So a match has been booked for the next live PPV event. Where not only will Katie Mysfit will face A-Bomb in a designated rematch...But...It will be a 60 minute iron man match between all three ladies for the SIW women's championship...Where the last woman standing will win...Call it a way to air out your dirty laundry ladies....
Myst remarked as she gave the cameras a wink. And as if on cue, Myst's theme music began to play once more as she headed to the back stage area.....
SIW European Championship
Triple Threat Dog Chain Match
At the beginning Terror Soule agreed to lay down for Bryan Graves to give him the Euro title since he was already one half of the SIW tag champs and current SIW Lightweight title holder. It all seemed fine except Firestorm didn't take it too lightly. As Graves put one foot over Soule, Firestorm slammed him from behind with a belly to back suplex. Firestorm didn't have any intentions of losing this match, even to a teammate.
Firestorm sent Graves flying towards the ropes with an irish whip but Graves only went so far without being held back by the chain leash and getting jerked back to the ground. Terror jumped in and started choking Firestorm with one of the chains. Graves kicked Soule in head to break the chain lose from Firestorm's throat.
Even though they were all Outlaws, the match clearly became every man for himself. Terror Soule eventually pulled out a set of brass knuckles from his tights and nailed Firestorm in the forehead knocking him out. Terror went to knock out Graves as well but the former lightweight champion ducked and executed a Death Valley Driver. Graves had Terror beat for the Euro title but before he could go for the pin Summer Andrews nailed him with a low blow from behind causing Bryan to fall to the canvas. Firestorm with a little life left capitalized and barely covered Graves with one arm to get the win. "The Gothic Goddess" Summer Andrews screwed Bryan Graves out of the SIW European championship.
SIW SpyTV 2
Myst: I am sorry Trevor, I was merely getting things in order for you tonight.
Trevor: I do not mind...How do things look?
Myst: Well from my stand point...
Myst: They are looking great.
Trevor found himself chuckling and walked over to his desk and comfortably took a seat.
Trevor: Quite the sense of humor you have there Myst...So what is on the agenda seriously...
Myst: Me...I mean the memo I carefully drew up while thinking of yo...I mean...Dammit...
Trevor: Is there something wrong Myst? You aren't acting your usual self.
Myst: All right. Look...
Myst: I can't deny that what I felt last night you know....Felt real good. I really like you even if it seems like I am rushing...But I have always been a blunt and straight foward person....And I am sorry if it causes me to lose my job...But...
Trevor: Hey you don't need to say anymore...It is ok, we stepped over the lines of professionalism and I respect you don't want to see if this can be more then just some one night stand if you can call it that. But if you could be a sweet heart and get me a cup of coffee???
Myst: I...Trevor I was trying to....
Trevor: Fuck! I almost fucked this up....
He quickly got up from his chair and headed out of the office himself intent upon one purpose as the cameras cut back to ring side. Travis Dunns all excited made a comment that he was going to hook up with Myst before the CEO does. Jimmy Hayden told him that he didn't have enough money to impress a girl like Myst. Dunns then replied at least he wasn’t gay like someone he works with on Monday's and Thursday's.
SIW Hardcore Championship
Angel asked him to apologized and Uzi responded with a spit in the face. After such a disgusting act, Angel and Uzi locked up but Pete separated them. All three men argued in the ring but then the crowd jumped out of their seats at the sound of "Battering Ram" by Black Label Society. SIW North American champion The Enforcer rushed to the ring and took on both Angel and Uzi at the same time as Pete signaled the time keeper to ring the bell. The NA champ was on fire in Minnesota and was the favorite to win the Hardcore title.
After getting hurt bad by a botched neck breaker by Matt Uzi, Angel was left laid out in the middle of the ring. Enforcer nailed Uzi with a nice sidewalk slam, the NA champ threw him to the outside. Pete followed them backstage as Uzi and Enforcer made it into a storage room where extra linear light bulbs were place. Enforcer irish whipped Uzi sending him crashing into the lights cutting him up making him bleed everywhere. Crazy Pete tried to pull The Enforcer back but then let him continue the attack. Crazy Pete was actually enjoying watching Big E beat the crap out of Uzi.
The fans got a surprise when Pete and Enforcer looked at each other and shook hands! They double teamed Uzi until there was no life left in him. Angle came running backstage and to everyone's surprise came to Uzi's aid. He had purgatory and smashed it over The Enforcer's back leaving only the guitar neck in his hand. The match turned into a Uzi/Angel vs Pete/Enforcer tag team match. Pete was clearly pissed at the fact that Uzi stole his title on Carnage but nobody expected this alliance with the NA champ.
Moments later, as the chaos was going on backstage, Katie Mysfit was crying at the fact that Matt was full of blood. She went under the ring and grabbed a sledge hammer. Jimmy Hayden pleaded with her not to do anything stupid but she responded by shoving him out of the way. As she made her way backstage she took the World title away from the time keeper.
Enforcer was going to execute the Devil's Dance to Uzi on some tables and Pete had Angel almost destroyed with the Encounter with Insanity on the concrete floor. Both Angel and Uzi were saved at the hands of Katie Mysfit when she nailed both The Enforcer and Crazy Pete with the sledge hammer to their backs. Like a coward Uzi left the arena full of blood with his fiancée and the SIW World title once again and left Angel left for dead at the hands of Big E and Pete. As Pete and E came to their senses they started laughing at the fact that Angel was left all alone. As Pete told Enforcer to pin him for the Hardcore title all hell broke lose! X-Factor jumped Pete from behind and leveled him with a Pain Giver through a table. Enforcer fell victim to The Encore. Showstoppa put Angel on top of The Enforcer as another official counted the 1-2-3 as Angel retained the SIW Hardcore championship. X and Show lifted Angel's arms up in victory as Brawl went off the air...
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Axel from The Outlaws teamed up with NuTz to take on the team of X-Factor and The Showstoppa. NuTz and Axel came out accompanied by NuTz's huge bodyguard/manager X-Raided. Showstoppa and Axel squared off early in the match. Axel showed some improvement since his debut on Carnage vs Inferno but Showstoppa had him down and out with a combination of blows to the kidney's and a fall away slam. Axel also came close to tapping out to a torture rack but NuTz interfered and broke the hold.
Winners: X-Factor/The Showstoppa
This unknown segment filmed called SIW SpyTV was shown on the TrevorTron as a camera caught a tow truck company in the Target Center parking lot. The driver told the parking lot attendant that a Hummer-Limo was reported stolen. He then towed away Matt Uzi's Hummer-Limo. Was this The Enforcer's work? Or was Crazy Pete behind all of this? We hope to find out who Pete was talking to on the phone earlier during the night.
The opening cords to "So Scandalous" by Miss Teeq played over the arena's sound system, as the crowd went wild with excitement. Images of the SIW's Executive Consultant could be seen prominently display over the big screen, as the woman herself emerged from the back carrying a mic in hand. She was seen wearing her long sun-kissed blond hair back into a mock bun, as a few loose strands of hair fall down around the sides of her face. Myst DeYoung was seen wearing a pearilized purple long sleeved dress shirt open to reveal a white spaghetti tank top that outlines her voluptuous breasts as well as exposing a rather eye full of cleavage. Her shirt was neatly tucked into what looked to be a tight pair of black jeans that sat provocatively low upon her slender hips caressing her tight firm ass....
Summer Andrews Special Referee
Firestorm vs Terror Soule vs Bryan Graves
Summer Andrews was really not happy that she once again got a referee job for the night. She once again had her black and white striped shirt on for this match that would determine a new SIW European champion. Rules for the dog chain match was pretty simple, every competitor is tied to a chain leash from above in the middle of the ring and can't get past the ropes. People wondered is Summer Andrews could stay fair and call the match right down the middle since there are hard feelings between her and Bryan Graves.
Winner: Firestorm
The cameras cut to the backstage area where a lot of chaos and confusion could be seen. Ans in the midst of it all was none other then Trevor Derickson. Surrounded by different faces around him all at once for one question or another. Finally had having enough of that, Trevor dismisses them all and headed straight for his back stage office. However upon opening the door he found a rather interesting sight. Myst DeYoung sitting behind his desk bent over so much so that she gave Trevor a rather in-depth look at to what she really has in store. As she scooped up what she was visibly attempting to go after that was at a point just out of her reach, when Trevor cleared his throat. Myst nearly jumped out of her skin when she noticed him and was quick to get out of his chair.
Crazy Pete Special Referee
Matt Uzi vs Angel vs The Enforcer
Crazy Pete came out first to referee the next match. Not only did he have a referee shirt on, he also had the SIW World title around his waist before giving it to the official to put aside. Matt Uzi came out accompanied by his fiancée Katie Mysfit and they seemed unhappy that they had to walk down the entrance ramp. Everyone laughed at the Limo-less Uzi and Mysfit. Uzi and Pete got into another stare down before Uzi grabbed the mic and told everybody that Minnesota sucked, and everybody that came to the Target Center were overweight, poor, filthy ugly people. He then said he hoped they never come to Canada and infest his beautiful country. Before he could continue his usual speech about who he is and what he's done, the SIW Hardcore champion Angel cut him off with his spectacular entrance.
Winner: Angel