Red lights flash and MFW Primetime seems to be held in a smaller type of arena, and the camera pans around to see fans cheering for Mike Omega. We then cut to ringside with Kriss and Kross.
Kriss: Last week was a blast wasnt it Kross?!
Kross: Oh yes! We saw Randy Orton and Mike OMega demolished, thats always a blast!
Kriss: I know it was great!
Kross: Do you not sense the sarcasm? Anyways! Welcome everyone to MFW PRimetime! The first installment..
Fan: And the last! He then runs away as Kriss gets up and goes to hit him but security stop him.
Kross: You know how much I think thats true?
Kriss: Its not my fault the work rate around here is pathetic.
Kross: Haha I know. We have a great time in store for you, well maybe. Lets get onto our first match!
Kriss: Wait we forgot to tell them Erics announcment.
Kross: Oh thats right! He said that the announcment about the MFW championship will not be held. He made it known to us that if the workrate does not rise, then we will not have an MFW champion until it does.
Kriss: Sounds strict...what do we do without a champion!?
Kross: Im not sure! Maybe it'll succeed in bringing the work rate up?
Kriss: Hmm maybe!
Kross: He also said that the Gravedigger and Mike Omega was not to be a hardcore match!
Kriss: Oh thats right!
Kross: He said due to a rule with MTVtv, the main event has to be a clean match. And since the match of Gravedigger and Mike Omega has been moved to Main Event, there can not be a gimmick match. We're sorry but its the rules!
Kriss: Something about they had to let them know ahead of time?
Kross: Yup...but hey we'll be delievered a good match anyway!
Kriss: YEAH! WE WILL! OKAY NOW FIRST MATCH!!
Kross: Wait..someone of our employees has that move! Its called The Malebolge! Could it be The Sadist?! Is it the guy who left messages in our offices all week!? He then goes after the rock. He runs behind him takes him down to his stomach and locks on a dragon clutch. Jason just sits there watching like an idiot.
Kriss: Thats the Vice! He then waits till Rock passes out. He then looks straight at Jason, Jason gets a shocked look! He then goes for a punch but it doesnt faze the Sadist. he just picks rock up like a twig and snaps him into with an inverted death valley driver!
Kross: OOOH!! The Ritual! Jason Madison got the worst of it all! He then pins him as the ref counts the 3. The Sadist gets up, and rolls out of the ring. He then walks to the back as the fans are a bit surprised that a man 6'0 could take all three men out. Commercial Break!
Shane is in the ring already waiting for his match. KnuX comes out all gangsta looking, he spins his ice around his neck like Usher. He then moonwalks down the rampaway. He rolls under the ropes and gets the crowd fired up by doing a break dance. Soon Shane runs after him, KnuX just trips him into the ropes. He does the 619 and then hits a west coast pop!
Kriss: Already!
Kross: Tsk tsk tsk..he just hit The Leap Of KnuX!!
He ends it with the pin and gets a three. KnuX just laughs and spins his ice around his neck again and moonwalks all around Shane. He then gets out of the ring as the fans stand shocked that they're heros of yesterday are getting whooped in the MFW.
Randy Orton is in the ring, he's holding his WDW title up. Triple H makes a grand entrance, like he always does! He gets in the ring but instead of spitting water on the apron he spits it in Ortons face. Orton drops the title and tries wiping it off. Triple H kicks him in the gut and hits a pedigree on the title! The bell rings as Triple H pins him for the 1 2 3! Triple H grins, he lifts the WDW Championship up and takes it with him as Orton is knocked out.
Kriss: This could very well be the record for shortest string of matches in history!
Lights dim, red lights flicker threw the arena, Graveyard Symphony hits the pa's, huge pyros explode at the entrance way and out comes the mamath Gravedigger to the ring, the fans are stunned at the monster making his way to the ring, he has a slow walk and he just stairs straight ahead ignoring the fans, Gravedigger gets to the ring steps over the top rope and goes to the center of the ring he puts his hands in the air, and huge pyros explode from each of the turnbuckles the lights come back on.
KRiss: What a monster!
Kross: Well he did make an impact last week! Lets see if thats the same thing this week! Lights dim as Otherworld hits and Mike OMega walks out. Red lights begin to flicker as he walks down the ramp. He gets into the ring and stands on the bottom rope, he then makes an O with his arms and hands as the fans take pictures. He turns around and looks into Gravediggers eyes, he then talks trash as Gravedigger just stares.
Kriss: Lets go Gravedigger!
They get right into eachothers face, Gravedigger grabs Mike's face and just pushes Mike away. Mike comes back with rights, Gravedigger blocks one and then hits his own. Gravedigger goes for a clothesline but Mike ducks, Grave turns around to see Mike leaping in the aira nd hitting a standing dropkick! Gravedigger stumbles into the ropes as Mike runs and hits a flying crossbody knocking both men to the outside floor. The fans cheer in excitement.
Kriss: NO!
Kross: What an attack!
Mike then stands up and leans against the guard rail with the fans patting him on the back. He lifts Gravedigger up but Gravedigger lifts him up and throws him onto the guard rail! Mike is hanging over the guard rail ala RVD. Gravedigger backs up and then hits a running yakuza kick knocking mike back into the ringside area. Gravedigger then gets in the ring and back out. Restarting the 10 count. Gravedigger lifts Mike up and throws him into the apron. He backs up as Mike is there, he goes for a knee strike but Mike moves. Gravedigger is holding his knee as Mike leaps onto the apron and runs and jumps off the apron onto Gravedigger hitting a beautiful hurracanarana!!
Kross: This rookie has IT!
Gravedigger is a little dazed as Mike goes back into the ring. He waits as Gravedigger gets in th ering. Mike stomps on him a little. Mike lifts him up and whips him to the ropes, Gravedigger comes back ducking a clothesline. He then comes back again this time with a huge spear! Both men are down as the ref starts the 10 count. When the ref gets to 7, they start to get up. Gravedigger is up first as the ref hits 9. Mike Omega does a kip up to the fans enjoyment and they're ready for more. Mike stands on the opposite side of the ring from Gravedigger, both staring at eachother. Mike moves in closer and lays in a right, Gravedigger does the same. They begin to trade lefts and rights. Gravediggers had enough as he grabs Mike by the throat! Gravedigger looks into Mikes eyes and does a cut throat, but Mike kicks him in the groin area! Gravedigger goes down to a knee...Mike lifts him up and hits a snap suplex, he hangs on and hits another one. He hangs on again and does another one!! But he hangs on again! He hits one last one! Mike gets up and goes to the top! He signals for the Sudden Impact! He leaps off the turnbuckle but Gravedigger moves! Mike begins to hold his arm as Gravedigger gets up slowly.
Kriss: Come on Gravedigger!
Gravedigger hits a leg drop onto Mikes arm! Mike screams out in pain as Gravedigger lifts him up. Gravedigger then grabs Mikes arm and does an arm wrench, he lifts him up into the air. And puts him on the turnbuckle! What strength! He then signals for the death from above! Gravedigger gets to the top as well and he puts him in the razors edge position..He goes to do it but with his talent, Mike Omega reverses it into a frankensteiner from the top! He reversed it in mid air!! 1..2...KICKOUT!!
Fans: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Kross: OMG! THESE FANS NEED TO WASH THEIR MOUTHS OUT WITH SOAP!
The match continues on as Mike is frustrated, he cant finish him off! Gravedigger is getting up, Mike grabs him and goes for another snap suplex but Gravedigger just lifts him up and hits a spinebuster. Gravedigger then lifts mike up, and goes for a delayed snap suplex, he then shifts it into a ddt! He calls that the Death Valley Devastator! He then pins thinking its over...1....2...MIKE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Kriss: NO! WHAT THE..NO!
Mike Omega is tired, Gravedigger lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. Gravedigger puts his foot up for a big boot but Mike grabs the foot, trips Gravedigger and locks on a reverse figure four..and then switches it into an ankle lock...also known as THE VICEGRIP!! Gravediggers face is written with pain all over! But he wont tap, he tries harder and harder to reach the ropes, but cant.
Mike: Tap now you mother fuckin BITCH!!
Gravedigger is angry that he is actually in this situation! A situation he is rarely in! But he doesnt give up, he reaches the ropes as the ref tells mIke to get off. Mike is FURIOUS. He doesnt have much left in him, but he knows Gravedigger doesnt either. Mike grabs Gravedigger by the hair, but Gravedigger pushes Mike away. Mike runs at Gravedigger and Gravedigger counters with a powerslam! Gravedigger does a cuthroat taunt as he lifts Mike up, he sets Mike up for another Death Valley Devastation! He hits it! 1..2..Mike yet again kicks out! Mike is not quitting! Mike gets up as does Gravedigger but Mike is dazed and confused. Gravedigger takes advantage and grabs Mikes throat. He goes to hit a chokeslam but Mike counters very quickly with a...SIDEWINDER! The fans go insane! He pins quickly..1..2..3!! Mike Omega wins! Holy crap! The Rookie beats a veteran!
Kross: OH MY! Mike just pinned Gravedigger! Gravedigger must be furious and upset with himself!
Kriss: OH MAN! He'll come out on top! He will! You just wait Kross!
Kross: Well thats it for us folks, we'll see you next week..maybe!
MFW goes off the air with Mike Omega having his hand raised, his girlfriend comes out and helps him out of the ring..
