We open up with a look at all of the wrestlers in the Unholy Alliance Tourny.
Fireworks, explosions, and what not.
Some creepy music plays and out comes the Jobber Overlord. He is wearing a long crimson robe and hood. He is wearing black gloves. He enters the ring but refuses to put down his hood.
"Viva Los Vegas" plays and out comes the Gambler. The Jobber Overlord finally takes off his robe to reveal a black and red mask, black t-shirt, and black workout pants. His build looks familar but I can't place it. He attacks the Gambler.
NAWA Jobber Title: The Jobber Overlord vs The Gambler
The Jobber Overlord with a punch. The Jobber Overlord with a punch. The Jobber Overlord goes for a swing but gets backdropped to the outside. The Gambler falls suit. Gambler with a chop. Gambler with a chop. Gambler with a chop. Gambler with a Discus Punch. The Jobber Overlord staggers back. The Gambler throws the Overlord into the ring. The Overlord catches the Gambler with an elbow to the back of the head. The Overlord picks up The Gambler and hits a jumping headbutt. Why he just didn't do a regular headbutt I will not know. Overlord now picks up the Gambler and The Overlord with a double chop to the throat. The Overlord with a trapezius hold. The Gambler is trying to fight to his feet. The referee checks the arm. The arm lifts and it falls. The arm lifts and it falls. The Arm lifts and the arm STAYS UP. The Gambler fights to his feet and forearms out of the hold. The Gambler with a snap mare and The Gambler hits the most electrifying move in the sport today or any day...The Garvin Stomp. The Gambler goes for a de-masking but referee pulls him off. The Overlord with a surprise double leg pickup. The Overlord now with a catapault into the ringpost. The Gambler stumbles into an inside cradle. One, Two, Gambler lifts a shoulder but the referee counts anyway, three. The Gambler has been SCREWED out of the Jobber Title. John Finnegan has screwed The Gambler out of the Jobber Title but why.
The Jobber Overlord pinned The Gambler after an inside cradle in 0:03:46. Rating: -** 1/2 (The Jobber Overlord won the NAWA jobber title.)
Overlord:All will be revealed on Glory.
The Overlord drops the microphone and John Finnegan(???) comes from backstage with a rope tied around him. This is like a mirror. Twin referees. Good lord, isn't this original. The Overlord and "Finnegan" make an escape when an enranged Gambler chases them with a chair. The Gambler has been hoodwinked out of his jobber title.
NAWA Opening.
We are at the broadcast position with Joey Styles and Cyrus.
Styles:Welcome to NAWA Unholy Alliances. I'm Joey Styles and..
Cyrus:The man who needs no introduction, Cyrus.
Styles:Tonight what a packed card when got tonight Cyrus, Sting will face Scott Hall for the NAWA World Title. Randy Savage will face Shane Douglas in a Streetfight. Harry Harris and New Jack will tangle for the Xtreme Title in a Barbed Wire Match. Lets not forget the Unholy Alliances Tourny.
Cyrus:Enough talking Styles. Lets get down to the ring for action.
We get statcic and then we get a screen that says:Above Average Debut, Tonight. Sooner than you think.
"Red Alert" plays and out comes The Amazing Red. He took Jimmy Yang to the limit two weeks ago and nearly unseated him for the NAWA Cruiserweight Title. Tonight he gets another chance.
The Evil Flute Music plays and out comes Jimmy Yang. He has the NAWA Cruiserweight Title belt wrapped around his waist. Red is his toughest challenger but Yang has had some classic bouts since winning the Title.
NAWA Cruiserweight Title Match Jimmy Yang(c) vs The Amazing Red
They lock up. Yang with a headlock. Yang puts the hold on but Red shoves him off the ropes. Yang knocks Red down with a palm thrust. Red does a kip up and arm drags Yang. Red with a second arm drag to Yang and Red with a third arm drag to Yang. Yang takes a powder to the outside. However you are not safe from Red. Red hits a flipping somersault plancha onto Yang. Both men took that one hard. Red now throws Yang back into the ring. Red is on the top rope. Red with a springboard sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout from Yang. Red picks up Yang and whips him into the ropes. Going for a spinning headscissors but Yang counters with an inverted power bomb. Red hit hard head first on the mat. Yang now goes to a dragon sleeper. Working on the neck of Red. Yang is stretching and wrenching the neck but Red gets to the ropes. Yang picks up Red. Yang with a big kick to Red. Yang whips Red into the ropes. Yang with a frankensteiner as Red bounces off the ropes. Yang now with a snap legdrop. Yang now puts on a figure-four headscissors on Red. Yang pounds at the head showing no respect for his opponent. Yang now picks up Red and slaps him. Yang whips Red into the corner and Yang hits a koppo kick. Yang now stands on the back of the neck of Red. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Yang picks up Red and puts him in a standing headscissors. Yang with a stump pull piledriver(ala Mick Foley) on Red. Yang now with a straight jacket submission hold, choking out Red with his own arms. This is putting stress on the neck. Yang is stretching and pulling the hold. Red fights to his feet but Yang brutally forces Red to the mat. Yang with a kick to the neck. Yang now backs up and dropkick to the face. Yang now picks up Red. Brain Buster attempt but Red blocks. Another attempt but Red blocks again. Yang just drives an elbow across the neck of Red. Yang whips Red into the ropes. Red ducks the head and pays for it. Rocker Dropper by Yang. Yang with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Yang goes right to a chinlock, working on the neck some more. Red bridges up and snap mares Yang. Yang lands on his feet and backward kick to the ribs of Red. Yang hooks Red behind the head and steps foward. Ace Crusher by Yang. Yang drives Red facefirst into the canvas. Again, working on the neck.
Yang now puts a headlock on Red. Yang with an elbow to the neck. Yang with an elbow to the neck. Yang now viciously takes Red to the mat with a headlock takedown. Yang is taking it up top. Yang is taking his time. His cockiness is showing through. Red pops up and runs up the buckles. Red however is shoved off and he takes a nestea plunge to the canvas. Yang now hits a springboard legdrop. Yang picks up Red and throws him into the ropes. Yang with an enzugiri to the face as Red bounces off the ropes. Yang now stomps the throat of Red. Yang with a fistdrop to the throat. Little moves like this damage the neck. Yang picks up Red. Yang goes for a piledriver but Red fights it. Red backdrops out of it but collaspes. Yang is up and he SMOKES Red with a vicious kick to the head. Red's nose is busted. He is bleeding hardway. Yang now grabs Red by the hair and is choking him on the middle rope. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Yang now hits a slingshot legdrop, guillotining Red's head on the middle rope. Red's neck snaps back viciously. Yang with a lax cover. One, Two, Kickout. Yang complains about a slow count but he did not have Red covered properly. Yang picks up Red and hooks him. Fisherman Buster no Red with a block. Yang however takes Red over on the second attempt, spiking him with a Fisherman Buster. A replay is shown of Red BOUNCING off of the canvas. Yang doesn't go for the cover. He insteads goes up top. Yang flies off and Yang Time misses. Yang wipes himself out. Red has to make a comeback right now, if he is to win the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.
Red is up to his feet. Yang goes for a punch but Red blocks it. Red with a chop. Red with a chop. Red with a chop. Red with a chop. Red whips Yang into the ropes. Red with a boot to the midsection. Red now is over the hip. CODE RED. His version of a standing sunset flip power bomb. Cover by Red hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up. Red didn't have enough to hold Yang down. Red with an enzugiri and Yang takes a tumble to the outside. Red is up top. Red hits a ringpost moonsault to Yang. That was simply breathtaking. Red looks to have taken some out of himself as well. Red slams the head of Yang into the ring apron and pitches him back into the ring. Red is now on the ring apron. Red with a slingshot corkscrew bodypress. Red with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Red can't believe it and the crowd thought it was over as well. Red picks up Yang and throws him into the corner. Red goes for a monkey flip but Yang throws Red up. Red surprises Yang with a rana. Red doesn't cover. Red with a boot to the midsection. Red now with a spinning DDT to Yang. Red with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Red now picks up Yang and Red with a bodyslam. Red hits the Red Star Press. One, Two, Thr...foot on the ropes. The crowd was counting along on that one. Red picks up Yang. Red with a snap suplex on Yang. Red tries to a bridge. One, Two, Red's neck gives out on the bridge. Red's neck may have given out. Yang is up and he prods Red with his foot. Yang grabs Red but RED WITH A SMALL PACKAGE. Red was gold bricking. One, Two, Kickout. Yang goes for a kick but Red rolls underneath. Red goes for a sunset flip but Yang catches him. Whiplash power bomb from Yang. Yang with a jackknife pin. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Yang now is going up top. Yang is taking his time. Red kips up. Red runs up the tournbuckle and takes Yang off with a super frankensteiner. We see a replay of that one of course. No set up, just Red hitting a super frankensteiner. Red now is going up top. He is signalling for the Red Alert. Red is up. He goes for the move but Yang rolls out of the way. Red does a foward roll to avoid landing hard. Red now with a knee to the midsection. Red goes for a fisherman suplex but Yang blocks it. Another attempt but Yang blocks again. Yang lifts up Red and Yang spikes Red with the Perfect Driver. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Yang won.
Jimmy Yang pinned The Amazing Red after the Perfect Driver in 0:12:27. Rating: ** 3/4 (Jimmy Yang retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)
Some spots in that match were awkward and Red stalled in between spots but nevertheless Yang walks out as the Cruiserweight Champion. Another card, another title defense. The NAWA Cruiserweight Title has come a long way since the days when Lenny Lane held the gold.
Backstage:
Brian Armstrong arrives at the arena in a leather jacket, jeans, and sunglasses. He said last week he was sick of being an Armstrong. K-Kwik greets Brian Armstrong in the entry way.
K-Kwik:Yo wazzup Brian. I hope you know that...
Brian Armstrong punches K-Kwik. Brian with a series of stomps and Brian rams K-Kwik headfirst into a glass case. Brian now picks up K-Kwik and Brian Armstrong hits Stretch Armstrong on the concrete. Brian spits on K-Kwik before leaving. Brian Armstrong is not a happy man. These two men were friends and now what. Brian has turned his back on his family, friends, and most likely the fans.
"Wright Way" plays and out comes Alex Wright. Wright enters the ring.
Wright:Shut up you American Slime. Last Week on Glory, I lost to that stupid pig Balls Mahoney. It was a fluke. I defeated him cleanly in the center of the ring at Wrestleclash and there should be no question whom the superior athelete is. I have been denied title shots because I am not an American. I have to enter a tournament to even get close. and once again I am stuck with a stupid incompetent American pig worse than all of you slime in the crowd. CW Anderson. I am winning this match on my own.
CW Anderson runs out and Anderson doesn't look too pleased. Anderson enters the ring. Wright gets in Anderson's face. These two are supposed to be partners. Wright slaps Anderson. Anderson pounds Wright with a punch. Anderson with a punch. Anderson with a punch. Anderson with a punch. Anderson whips Wright into the ropes and Exploder Suplex from Anderson. Anderson is beating the shit out of Alex Wright. Anderson stomps Wright. Wright is cowering.
Out comes Roadkill. Roadkill has no expression on his face. Roadkill is in the ring and Roadkill drops an elbow on Alex Wright. Roadkill now whips Alex Wright into the ropes and Wright is squashed with an Avalanche.
"Big Balls" plays and out comes Balls Mahoney. Balls looks amused at Wright getting ragtagged. Balls enters the ring and SMASHES Wright with a chair. The bell rings.
Alex Wright and CW Anderson vs Roadkill and Balls Mahoney Anderson now whips Wright into the ropes. Boot to the Midsection. DDT on Wright. Anderson is forced back to the corner. Roadkill bounces off the ropes and splash on Alex Wright. Roadkill bounces off the ropes again and another splash on Alex Wright. Roadkill with a cover. One, Two, Roadkill pulls Wright up. Balls wants Wright. Roadkill rams Wright headfirst into the big fist of Balls Mahoney. Tag to Balls. Balls hits a slingshot splash on Alex Wright. Wright is getting a bad beating. Balls picks up Alex Wright. Balls puts him in a standing headscissors. Balls picks up Wright and DRIVES him down with a power bomb. Balls stands over Wright and Balls with a sitdown splash. Balls is having too much fun to try and end this thing. Balls now picks up Alex Wright. Balls whips Wright into the ropes and Balls knocks Alex Wright down to the canvas with a leaping shoulder block ala the Ultimate Warrior. Wright hasn't even taken his leather jacket off. Balls picks up Wright. Balls with a forearm. Balls with a forearm. Balls with a big clothesline. Wright is not even responding to this. I think he was out from the moment when Balls smoked him with the chair. Balls now bounces off the ropes and legdrop to Alex Wright. Balls now picks up Wright and spinebuster bomb. The Ball Breaker. Balls with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Anderson pulls Balls off. CW now says he wants to see Wright beat up more.
Balls picks up Wright and lifts him for the Nutcracker Suite but Wright kicks the referee in the head. Balls plants Wright anyway. Axl Rotten runs to the ring with a board with nails on it. Rotten clocks Balls with it. Sercurity swarms the ring and they are trying to detain Axl Rotten. Balls has been busted open really bad by that board shot with nails on it. Rotten is being escorted out of the arena. Roadkill is on the top rope. Roadkill with an Amish Squash. Wright twitches underneath the weight of Roadkill. Roadkill now picks Wright up. Roadkill whips Wright into the ropes. Roadkill hooks Wright and drills him with a belly to belly suplex. CW enters the ring. CW DRILLS Roadkill with a clothesline. CW whips Roadkill into the ropes and Anderson Spinebuster. Anderson throws Wright over the top rope and to the outside. Anderson with a cover. The referee crawls over. One, Two, Three. Anderson and Wright win. Anderson didn't care about Wright, he just wanted to win the match. He now got Wright pretty softened up if they happen to meet in the finals.
[Unholy Alliances First Round Match] Alex Wright and C.W. Anderson defeated Roadkill and Balls Mahoney when Anderson pinned Roadkill with the Anderson Spinebuster in 0:06:54. Rating: DUD
Anderson helps up Wright at ringside only to throw him into the guardrail. Anderson now leaves.
Backstage:
New Jack is backstage.
New Jack:Something that strikes me funny. People still want to fuck with me after I have bloodied countless men. I am the NAWA Xtreme Champion. I have defeated men such as the Sandman, Sabu, and Masato Tanaka. Yet some dumbass foo's don't get it. Harry Harris is that foo'. He did something that no one is stupid enough to do. He pissed me off several times. Well people say I got a violent temper. They don't know how right those fools are. and when anyone would axe who the toughest Xtreme competitor in the NAWA is, they would say New Jack. Because, sucka, there is no one who have had more bloody matches in the NAWA then I have. I will remain the NAWA Xtreme champion tonight. and I pity the foo' who disagrees with me. Harry Harris is that foo'.
New Jack punches a concrete wall as we fade to the arena.
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes Christopher Daniels. Daniels has been more sinister over the past couple of weeks. He destroyed K-Kwik and helped the Young Guns take out of the knee of Brad Armstrong.
"Alive" by POD plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman comes to the ring. Norman Smiley last week was defeated by Hardcore Harry Harris in what many felt was a major upset.
"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes Sid Vicious. Scott Hall is also out but the referee is sending him backstage.
"Warrior" plays and out comes Ultimate Warrior. He spirts to the ring. Sid gives him a dirty look as he acts like a complete goon. Warrior shakes the ropes and poses.
Christopher Daniels and Norman Smiley vs The Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious The bell has rung. Norman will start out with the Warrior. They lock up and Norman breaks cleanly and backs off. Norman wants a posedown. This should be interesting. Norman flexes at the Warrior. The Warrior looks at the crowd for approval and returns the favor. The Warrior strikes a pose. Norman looks to the crowd. Bicep pose for Norman. Warrior now flexes and Norman backs off due to the power of the pythons. Norman with the big wiggle. The crowd is showing their approval. The Warrior does the big wiggle. The crowd breaks off into laughter and Sid can't think what to make of it. Norman wants a test of strength. He may be barking up the wrong tree here. Norman and Warrior lock knuckles. Warrior is winning naturally. Norman is to the mat. Warrior is forcing Norman down into a pinning predictament. One, Two, Shoulder up. Warrior releases and helps Norman up brushing him off. Norman surprises Warrior with an armdrag. Norman now with a cross-armbreaker but UW casually powers out and throws Norman off. Norman holds the back of his head. Warrior flexes again and Norman backs off. Norman tags in Christopher Daniels. Daniels wants a handshake. Warrior accepts and is squeezing the hand of Daniels. Daniels responds with a thump to the eye. Daniels backs off and hits a savate kick right to the throat of the Warrior. Daniels with a cover. One, Kickout. Warrior rockets Daniels off. Daniels now with a chop. Warrior no sells it. Daniels backs off and hits another chop. Warrior just stands there beating on his chest like Tarzan. Daniels with a third chop. Warrior no sells that one as well. Warrior grabs Daniels and whip into the ropes. Warrior ducks the head. Daniels rockets a kick off to the bridge of the nose. Daniels now with a facerake. Daniels shoves Warrior into the corner. Daniels is smothering the Warrior in the corner with a chokehold. Daniels rakes the Warrior's face across the top rope. Daniels mocks the Warrior. Daniels now with a dropkick to the Warrior.
Daniels now with a knee to the midsection. Daniels now grabs The Warrior and gives him the Last Rites. Warrior is done. Dead. Finished. Daniels is taking his time, prodding the Warrior with his foot. Daniels with a cover. One, Two, Warrior powers out. Daniels gets sent halfway across the ropes. Daniels with a punch to Warrior. Warrior is a no sell. Daniels with a punch to Warrior. Warrior is a no sell. Daniels with a punch to Warrior. Warrior is a no sell. Warrior blocks a punch and fires back with one of his own. Warrior with a punch. Warrior with a punch. Warrior with a punch. Warrior whips Daniels in and Warrior clotheslines Daniels to the canvas. Warrior bounces off and a second clothesline to the Fallen Angel. Warrior goes for a third clothesline but Daniels trips him and Warrior hangs himself on the top rope. Daniels now with a kick and Daniels with the Angel's Wings. Daniels poses but the Warrior is up again. After all, he survived the very same mood against some jabroni named Hunter Hearst Helmsley years ago. Warrior shoulderblocks Daniels and Daniels falls to the outside. Warrior however grabs Daniels and rolls him back into the ring. Warrior with a gorilla press. Warrior bounces off the ropes and splash to Daniels. Warrior with the cover. One, Two, Thr...save by Norman. Sid is in and Sid grabs Norman. Sid choke pushes Norman to the outside. He takes a nasty spill. Sid now clotheslines the Warrior and tags himself him. Sid puts Daniels in a standing headscissors. Sid lifts up Daniels and KILLS HIM DEAD with a Power Bomb. Good Night. Sid totally destroyed Daniels with that one. Sid with a lazy cover. One, Two, Three. Sid and Warrior move on.
[Unholy Alliances First Round Match] The Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious defeated Norman Smiley and Christopher Daniels when Vicious pinned C. Daniels with the Power Bomb in 0:08:13. Rating: 3/4*
Sid exits the ring. We see a replay of the brutal power bomb. Sid stalks Norman. Sid grabs Norman and Sid with a punch. Sid with a punch. Sid with a punch. Sid with a punch. Sid shoves Norman into the guardrail. Sid now puts Norman's head between his legs. Sid lifts him up. Not a power bomb on the ramp. Thankfully Jeff Jarrett runs out and to make the save. Jarrett with a shot to the midsection and Jarrett pulls Norman off of the shoulders of Sid. Jarrett with a punch. Jarrett with a punch. Jarrett with a punch. Jarrett with a clothesline sending Sid staggering backward. Brian Armstrong runs out. Brian attacks Jarrett from behind. What is his problem. Brian with a stomp to Jarrett. Brian with a stomp to Jarrett. Brian now throws Jarrett into the ring but Sid grabs Brian by the throat. Sid doesn't care whom it is.
Sid has Brian up and CHOKE SLAM ON THE RAMP. Brian bounces off of the ramp. Norman and Jarrett have a chair and they clothesline Sid with it. Sid doesn't fall. The Ultimate Warrior goes after Sid for cheapshotting him but road agents and officials pour out of the lockeroom. The fight is avoided. Jarrett enters the ring. His match was to be up next. Norman wants to replace then fallen Brian Armstrong but Christopher Daniels chairs Norman from behind. Daniels with a chairshot to the head. Jarrett chases off Daniels. Norman has been busted up by Daniels.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Steve Armstrong. Steve walks past his fallen brother Brian on the ramp without giving him so much as a backwards glance.
"Super Bon-Bon" by Soul Coughing plays and out comes Danny Doring. Danny Doring enters the ring.
Steve Armstrong and Danny Doring vs Jeff Jarrett Jarrett is apperently going to go this alone because his partner has been taken out. Jarrett starts out with Doring. They lock up. Doring goes behind and full nelson to Jarrett. Jarrett breaks out and clotheslines Doring to the mat. Jarrett with a kick to the midsection. Jarrett whips Doring into the ropes and Jarrett with a dropkick to Danny Doring. Jarrett now picks up Doring. Jarrett with a forearm. Jarrett with a forearm. Jarrett with a forearm. Jarrett with a forearm. Doring backs off. Jarrett charges at Doring but Doring ducks a charge. Boot to the gut by Doring. Doring hits the Bareback to Jeff Jarrett. Doring with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Doring now picks up Jarrrett. Bodyslam by Doring. Doring now is taking it to the top rope. Doring flies off. Panty Drop Elbow doesn't connect. Doring crashes to the canvas hard. Doring is crawling to make the tag. Jeff Jarrett doesn't have a tag to make. Brian Armstrong pops up. Brian enters the ring and attacks Jarrett. Brian with a jab. Tag to Steve Armstrong and Steve clotheslines Brian out of the ring. Steve goes for a clothesline but Jarrett ducks it. The Stroke by Jarrett. One, Two, Three. Jeff Jarrett has advanced all by himself.
[Unholy Alliances First Round Match]: Handicap-Match Jeff Jarrett defeated Steve Armstrong and Danny Doring when J. Jarrett pinned Steve Armstrong with the Stroke in 0:03:02. Rating: 3/4*
Brian clips Jeff Jarrett in his right knee. That knee was injured in the I-Quit match against Steve Corino last month. Steve Armstrong shoves Brian away as he gets up but The Young Guns are out. They lay out both Armstrongs with chairshots. Studd and Flashfly are taking advantage of this family tiff. Jarrett is up and Jarrett just leaves. He doesn't want any part of this heated feud between the Young Guns and the Armstrong Brothers.
Backstage:
Harry Harris is sitting backstage holding a coil of barbed wire.
Harry Harris:Oh barbed wire, barbed wire, you are so true. Make all my Xtreme dreams come true. Not at Unholy Alliances I will win the NAWA Xtreme Title from New Jack. There were be no turning back. The Xtreme Title will be mine. I shall be the only Xtreme star that will shine. New Jack will bleed buckets of blood. But on the Internet this match better not be rated a DUD. Certain Internet reports may fight something wedged up there ass. Maybe it will be a piece of glass. Or perhaps Kenny, the singapore cane. Nevertheless they will be in a lot of pain. So my interview time is almost done. Soon I will have some fun.
Harry Harris better not take up a career in poetry after wrestling, because that was totally whacked.
Back to the Arena:
"Just a Little Super Crazy" plays and out comes Super Crazy. He has been out of the ring for three months. His return is tonight. Does he have any ring rust. We will find out tonight when he teams with his archrival Jerry Lynn.
"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn has an attitude problem. He has the DDP rib tape. He hurt his back a couple of weeks ago. Lynn and Crazy share a heated glare. If looks could kill, they would both be dead.
The theme from the Godfather plays and out comes Tony Mamaluke. Three piece suit, hair slicked back. Mamaluke enters the ring and takes off his jacket. He then takes off his tie and dress shirt. He then takes off his belt and then sheds his pants to reveal his wrestling gear. The FBI gear is gone by the way. He has some blue tights with Mamaluke down the side in red.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes...Francine. Francine is the replacement partner for Chris Candido. Mamaluke doesn't like this one bit.
The match is about to start but "Out of the Dragon's Lair" plays and out comes Commisioner Steamboat. Steamboat has the microphone.
Steamboat:First of all, Shane Douglas has no authority to pick a replacement. He thinks he is hot shit but he isn't. Francine, you are not in this tournament. I have however found a replacement. Someone, YOU know well Jerry Lynn.
A few smartass fans chant "R-V-D" but it can't be him because he he is under contract with the competition. Francine is protesting this. Some genetic rock music plays and OUT COMES SEAN WALTMAN. Some fans chant:"X-Pac Sucks" but Waltman just sarcastically waves to them. Francine runs at Waltman but gets spin kicked on the ramp. Waltman enters the ring and the match begins.
Sean Waltman and Tony Mamaluke vs Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy Mamaluke starts out with Super Crazy. They lock up and Mamaluke is shoved to the mat. Mamaluke charges at Crazy but gets armdragged to the canvas. Another armdrag as Mamaluke charges Crazy again. Crazy with a clothesline to Tony Mamaluke. Mamaluke is on the ring apron. Crazy forearms him off of the ring apron and Mamaluke takes a throat first bump onto the guardrail. Crazy now rolls to the outside and Crazy throws Mamaluke back into the ring. Crazy is on the top rope. Crazy with a missile dropkick to Mamaluke. Crazy with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now goes right to the Mexican Surfboard. Crazy is trying for a submission. Mamaluke rolls out but Crazy still has hold of the arms. Mamaluke with a mule kick and he breaks the hold. Mamaluke charges at Crazy. Mamaluke dropkicks Crazy. Mamaluke now goes to the outside. Mamaluke hits a ropeflip moonsault to Crazy. Mamaluke with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke picks up Crazy and shoves him in the corner. Mamaluke with a chop. Crazy gets out and throws Mamaluke into the rope. Crazy with an open handed slap to the chest of Mamaluke. Crazy with a chop to Mamaluke. Crazy with another chop to Mamaluke. Crazy with another chop to Mamaluke. Mamaluke falls out of the corner clutching his beet red chest. Crazy now picks up Mamaluke and tag to Jerry Lynn. Lynn with a boot to the gut. Lynn whips Mamaluke into the ropes and Lynn with a powerslam to Mamaluke. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Mamaluke and Lynn goes for a backdrop driver but Mamaluke flips over the back. Mamaluke with a dropkick to the ribs and Mamaluke hooks Lynn. Mamaluke with an Implant DDT to Jerry Lynn. Lynn was spiked into the canvas with that move. Mamaluke with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke picks up Lynn and Mamaluke with a chop to Lynn. Mamaluke with an Europen uppercut to Lynn. Tag to Sean Waltman. Mamaluke holds Lynn while Waltman kicks him. Waltman with a kick. Waltman with a kick. Waltman with a kick. Waltman with a mule kick to the ribs. Waltman whips Lynn into the ropes and spin kick from Lynn. Waltman with a cover. One, Two, Crazy pulls Sean Waltman off of Lynn.
Waltman now picks up Lynn and throws him into the corner. Waltman charges at Lynn but Lynn gets the boot up in the face. Lynn goes for a clothesline but Waltman ducks. Waltman takes Lynn down with a spin kick. Waltman now picks up Lynn and puts him in the tree of woe. Waltman with a kick to the midsection. Waltman with a kick to the midsection. Waltman with a kick to the midsection. Waltman backs off and hits a baseball slide dropkick to the face of Lynn. Lynn falls out of the corner twitching. Tag to Tony Mamaluke. Waltman and Mamaluke hook Lynn and double snap suplex connects. Mamaluke with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke picks up Lynn and sends him into the corner. Mamaluke goes for a rana but Lynn blocks it. Lynn with a Liger Bomb to Mamaluke. Both men are down and Lynn needs to make the tag. Lynn is rolling over. Crazy has his hand extended. Lynn makes the tag to Super Crazy. Crazy grabs Mamaluke and puts him in a Dragon Sleeper Clutch. Mamaluke is screaming out in pain but he is not submitting. Mamaluke scoots to the ropes and gets his head over the middle rope. Crazy has to break and a clean break from Super Crazy. Crazy picks up Mamaluke and Crazy lifts him up. Brain Buster by Super Crazy. Mamaluke does another of his sick head bumps. He is going to break his neck doing those some day. Crazy now drags Mamaluke into the corner. Crazy to the bottom rope. Moonsault from Crazy. Crazy goes to the middile rope. Moonsault from Crazy. Crazy goes to the top rope. Crazy goes for the Moonsault but Mamaluke gets the knees up. Crazy could not complete the trifecta. Mamaluke now is up and he superkicks Crazy knocking him silly. Mamaluke now is going up top. Mamaluke is going to take a chance. Will it pay off. Mamaluke is on top and MAMALUKE WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS. The crowd chants holy shit. Mamaluke hit it perfectly. Mamaluke with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. That nearly took all of the wind out of Super Crazy. Mamaluke now picks Super Crazy up. Mamaluke with a chop. Mamaluke with a chop. Mamaluke knees Crazy in the midsection and puts him in a standing headscissors. Mamaluke lifts up Crazy. Mamaluke power bombs Crazy to the canvas. Mamaluke hangs on. Crazy however punches Mamaluke to avoid the second part of the Professional hit. Crazy with another punch. Crazy with a third punch and he falls on top. One, Crazy hooks both legs, two, Mamaluke reverses into a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout.
Crazy goes for a lariat but Mamaluke ducks. A second lariat attempt connects however. Crazy now bounces off the ropes and Asai Moonsault from the Insane Luchadore. One, Two, Save from Sean Waltman. Jerry Lynn is in and Waltman goes for a spin kick but Lynn sees it coming. Lynn with a german suplex release to Waltman. Mamaluke goes up top and missile dropkicks Lynn out of the ring. Crazy now with a clothesline sending Mamaluke crashing to the outside. Crazy hits a pescado on Mamaluke wiping him out. Crazy is up and he pounds Mamaluke. Lynn pulls himself at the same time. Sean Waltman is up and WALTMAN WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO ALL THREE MEN. Ho-Ly shit. Who is this man and what has he done with Sean Waltman. That was amazing. The referee is putting the count on everyone and Mamaluke rolls back in followed by Super Crazy. Mamaluke is up but Crazy fires a punch to the midsection. Crazy now puts Mamaluke in a standing headscissors. Crazy hits a running Lyger Bomb to Tony Mamaluke. One, Two, Thr...Waltman breaks it up with a dropkick to the back of the head. Waltman is forced back to the corner and now Crazy locks on a bow-and-arrow submission to Tony Mamaluke. Mamaluke is being stretched. Crazy releases the hold and then cradles Mamaluke with an Oklahoma Side Roll. One, Two, Thr..save from Waltman. Mamaluke hot foots it to the corner. HOT TAG TO WALTMAN. Waltman runs over Crazy with a clothesline. Sean Waltman picks up Tony Mamaluke and Waltman whips him in. Spin Kick from Waltman. Lynn enters the ring but Waltman hits a rana to Lynn(!!!). Waltman now kicks Lynn into the corner. Waltman with a Brocno Buster to Lynn. Crazy grabs Waltman but Waltman with a kick. Sitdown Faceslam from Waltman. Waltman with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Lynn pulls Waltman off of Crazy.
Lynn is being forced back to a neutral corner. Waltman hooks Crazy for a suplex but Crazy slides behind. Crazy with a full nelson and DRAGON SUPLEX to Waltman. Waltman has had a series of neck injuries throughout his career so that can't be healthy for his neck. Crazy doesn't have the strength to cover. Crazy however pulls himself up. Crazy whips Waltman into the corner and Crazy with a rana as Waltman rebounds out of the corner. Crazy now hops to the second rope and split legged moonsault from Waltman. Crazy with a cover. One, Two, Mamaluke tries to break the pin with the Sicilian Jam but he accidentally hits Waltman with it when Crazy rolls out of the way. Lynn enters the ring and brawls with Mamaluke. Lynn throws Mamaluke to the outside and Mamaluke lands HEAD FIRST on the thin padding to the outside. Crazy goes to the second rope but misses a somersault splash. Waltman needs to do something now. He has been out of it since that dragon suplex. Crazy rolls over and tags Jerry Lynn. Lynn grabs Waltman by the hair. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn whips Waltman in but Lynn charge meets both boots to the face. Waltman goes behind and Waltman with a German Suplex to Lynn. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Lynn got the shoulder up in the nick of time. Waltman whips Lynn into the ropes. Waltman boots Lynn in the gut. Waltman goes for the Sitdown Faceslam but Lynn muscles Waltman up. Walman is upside down in Lynn's clutches. Lynn cradles a leg and DRILLS him with a cradle piledriver. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. What a match.
[Unholy Alliances First Round Match] Super Crazy and Jerry Lynn defeated Sean Waltman and Tony Mamaluke when J. Lynn pinned Waltman with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:15:57. Rating: **** 1/4
We see some replays for this Match of the Year Canidate.
However the next match will be anything but a technical/high flying classic. It would be a straight brawl. The ropes will be taken down and replaced by Barbed Wire.
[A look at the Harry Harris-New Jack war. Harry Harris comes into the NAWA targetting the Sandman, beating him in a match at Wrestleclash after crotching him on a coil of barbed wire. Clips of New Jack winning the Xtreme Title for the third time from Sabu is also shown. Harry Harris targetted the Original Gangsta, pissing him off at every turn. Harry Harris had an Xtreme Challenge and the masked Dr. Xtreme surprised him for the pin. It turned out to be New Jack. Last week on Glory New Jack attempted to get at Harry Harris but Harris escaped leading to tonight]
The barbed wire is up. Let the games begin.
"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack. New Jack has a shopping cart full of goodies. New Jack...HARRY HARRIS ATTACKS NEW JACK FROM BEHIND. Harry Harris picks up New Jack and suplex on the steel ramp. Harry Harris with stomps on New Jack. He is not waiting for this match to start. Harry Harris pummels New Jack with fists. Harry Harris grabs a sheet of glass from New Jack's shopping cart and breaks it over the head of the Gangsta. Harris pitches New Jack into the ring and the match begins.
NAWA Xtreme Title Barbed Wire Match New Jack(c) vs Hardcore Harry Harris
New Jack is already bleeding from that glass being broken over his head. Harris grabs New Jack in a headlock and pounds the wound with rapid fire punches. Harris now maintains the headlock and rakes the face of New Jack across the razor wire. New Jack is out of it already. Harris with a punch to New Jack. Harris with a punch to New Jack. Harris with a punch to New Jack. Harris with a punch to New Jack. New Jack is crawling around trying to get his wits but this match isn't even two minutes old and he is blinded by his own blood. Harry Harris rolls to the outside. He goes underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder. He slides it into the ring. Harris now grabs New Jack but New Jack with a low blow. New Jack explodes onto Harris with a clothesline. New Jack now grabs Harris by the hair and tries to force him facefirst into the barbed wire but Harris blocks it by grabbing onto the barbed wire. Harris has his hands taped so he can handle the barbed wire. Harris trick knee acts up and a low blow backkick staggers New Jack back. Harris now grabs the ladder and puts it over his shoulder. Harris smashes the top of the ladder into the forehead of New Jack. Harris now sets up the ladder in play. Harris climbs up the ladder and then halfway up he hits a reverse flying elbowdrop. Harris now reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of wire cutters. Harris is cutting away some of the barbed wire. Harris has the barbed wire and Harris now doubles it up. Harris whips the barbed wire over the back of New Jack. Harris then does it again. Harris does it a third time. Harris now picks up New Jack. Harris whips him into the barbed wire. Harris charges at New Jack but New Jack drops down. HARRIS HANGS HIMSELF IN THE BARBED WIRE. Harris is in a barbed wire hangman. Harris is trying to get out. Harris is at the mercy(or lack of) of New Jack. New Jack with a punch. New Jack with a punch. New Jack with a punch. New Jack with a punch. Harris breaks free and falls to ringside. Harris's forehead was cut as he broke free. Blood is now dripping from the forehead of Harris. New Jack rolls to the outside and grabs Harris by the hair. New Jack rakes the face of Harry Harris on the barbed wire.
New Jack throws Harris back into the ring. New Jack throws two handicapped parking signs into the ring and a slippery when wet sign from his shopping cart of fun. New Jack now grabs the time keeper's chair and slides it in the ring. New Jack now whacks Harris in the face with one of the signs. New Jack now puts Harri's head over one of the signs and smashes his head with the other sign sandwhiching his head. A sickening crunch is heard. New Jack has the chair. New Jack drills Harris with a chair. Harris pulls himself to his feet saying:"Thank you sir, may I have another." You don't have to ask New Jack twice. Another chairshot smacking off of the skull of Harry Harris. Harris pulls himself up again and tells New Jack to just bring it. New Jack swings back and hits Harris with the mother of all chairshots. Harris isn't asking for more now. Harris however is up holding his head. He may have a concussian but he just doesn't give a damn. New Jack has the barbed wire that Harris cut off earlier. New Jack is grinding the barbed wire into the face of New Jack drawing more blood. New Jack now picks up Harry Harris and throws him into the ropes. New Jack ducks the head too soon and Harris fires a boot to the nose. The sound of New Jack's nose breaking his heard. New Jack is bleeding from the nose. Harris with a stiff kick. Harris rolls to the outside and goes underneath the ring. Harris has a box of something. Harris slides it into the ring. Harris runs over New Jack with a clothesline. Harris opens it. It is a box of glass lighttubes. Harris now grabs one and smashes it over New Jack's head. Harris is saying:"99 glass lighttubes in a box. 99 Lighttubes. You take one out, break it over his head. 98 glass lighttubes in a box". Harris has another one. Another shot to the head of New Jack. New Jack has some glass stuck in that wound. Harris now hooks New Jack and attempts to suplex him on the remaining lighttubes but New Jack blocks. New Jack picks up Harry Harris and drops him facefirst into the box of glass lighttubes. Harris is up with glass falling off of his face. The lighttubes that are still in the box are covered in blood. Harris's face is completely covered in blood. New Jack with a punch to Harris. New Jack with a punch to Harris. New Jack with a punch to Harris. New Jack whips Harris into the ropes and HOT SHOT onto the barbed wire. Harris clutches his throat. That was a brutal move.
New Jack now grabs Harry Harris and whips him into the ropes. New Jack with a kick to the midsection. New Jack now picks up Harris and attempts to bodyslam him onto the barbed wire but Harris slides down. Harris now shoves New Jack into the barbed wire. New Jack's arm is caught in the barbed wire and he can't pull himself free. Harris goes to the outside and Harris goes underneath the ring. He pulls out a chair wrapped in barbed wire. New Jack pulls himself free but blood is dripping from his arm. Harris with a kick and he attempts a piledriver on the barbed wire chair but New Jack blocks it. New Jack now catapaults Harry Harris into the barbed wire. Harris is down and New Jack is also pretty out of it as well. Harris grabs the slippery when wet sign and climbs to the second buckle. Harris with a brutal shot to New Jack. Harris now has the wire cutters. He is cutting off a whole rope of barbed wire. Harris is wrapping the barbed wire around his body. He cuts off another section of barbed wire. He is wrapping the wire around him. He cuts off another barbed wire rope. One whole section of the ring has been stripped of barbed wire. Harris has completely wrapped his entire body in barbed wire. It has become one with his body. Harris picks up New Jack and bodyslam. Harris now sets up the ladder. Harris is climbing the ladder. He looks like he is going to climb all the way to the top of the ladder. Harris is perched on top. HARRIS WITH A MOONSAULT OFF OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER. It connects. Harris hits New Jack with a moonsault while wrapped in barbed wire. That is one for the highlight reil. Harris is unable to cover because he hurt himself as well with that move. Harris is unwrapping his body from his barbed wire cacoon. New Jack is dripping with blood but Harris is up. Harris charges at New Jack with a Yakuza Kick but New Jack ducks. Harris's foot becomes entangled in the barbed wire. Harris tries to kick himself out but trips and whacks the back of his head on the edge of the non-barbed wire chair. New Jack now has the barbed wire chair and he climbs up the ladder. New Jack is on the ladder. 187 OFF OF THE LADDER WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR TO HARRY HARRIS. Harris's foot is free but it may be too late. New Jack with a cover. One, Two, Three. We have just witnessed a war right here.
Barbed Wire Match New Jack pinned Harry Harris with the 187 in 0:12:13. Rating: ** (New Jack retained the NAWA Xtreme Title.)
New Jack raises up his Xtreme Title but Harry Harris is up. Harris mouths:"Its not over" and picks up the barbed wire chair. Harris spins New Jack around and SMASHES his head with the barbed wire chair. Harris raises his hands in victory but collaspes from the loss of blood. New Jack may have won the battle but the war rages on. But what else can these two do that they haven't done already.
Backstage:
Scott Hall is backstage hold the cattle prod that he used to shock Sting with last Thursday.
Hall:Hey yo. Last Thursday the Stinger was stunned by my shocking performance. He couldn't handle the electricity of it. Tonight I will rise up above it all and take what Sting holds dear. The NAWA World Title. Sting will do a good JOB tonight when he faces the man who pioneered the ladder match. Da Bad Guy will win the belt tonight. You can count on that, chico.
Elsewhere backstage.
Sting is sitting on a bench in the lockeroom with the NAWA World Title belt resting on his lap.
Sting:It's funny. I won the belt from Shane Douglas last month yet there is always some loud mouth who wants to jump into the fray. It happened in WCW with Vader, Randy Savage, Goldberg, Mick Foley, among others. Scott Hall is the latest one to challenge me for the title. He wormed his way into the title picture pretty well. Tonight however, I will put to rest that titlt threat because its showtime folks.
We fade to the arena.
A cheap Arn Anderson knock-off plays and CW Anderson comes out dragging a barley conscience Alex Wright to the ring for the Second Round in the Unholy Allliances Tourny.
"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes Sid Vicious. Sid looks well vicious(parden the pun).
"Ultimate" plays and Warrior runs to the ring. Warrior enters the ring and shakes the ropes like a dingbat. Sid just attacks CW Anderson as Warrior is shaking the ropes.
Sid Vicious and The Ultimate Warrior vs CW Anderson and Alex Wright Sid with a punch to Anderson. Sid with a punch to Anderson. Sid with a punch to Anderson. Sid whips Anderson into the ropes. Sid with a clubbing clothesline to Anderson. Sid picks up Anderson and hooks him. Sid drives Anderson down with a side slam. Sid with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sid picks up Anderson and throws him into the corner. Sid runs in but gets booted into the face of Anderson. Anderson with a forearm. Anderson with a forearm to the back. Anderson with a forearm to the back. Anderson with a DDT. Anderson celebrates too soon as Sid pops right back up to his feet. Goes for a clothesline but Anderson ducks. Anderson with a punch. Anderson with a punch. Anderson now with an armbreaker. Classic Anderson trait going for the arm. Anderson now puts on an armbar submission but Sid just powers out and throws Anderson across the ring in a matter of seconds. Sid with a big boot as Anderson charges him. Sid kneels and points to the sky. Sid picks up Anderson and goes for a chokeslam but Anderson with an eye rake. Anderson with an elbow. Anderson with an elbow. Anderson with an elbow. Anderson charges at Sid but Sid ducks and Anderson clides with Alex Wright sending him catapaulting into the ring. The referee is counting this as a tag. Anderson falls to the outside. Sid grabs Wright by the throat. Sid picks up Wright and DRILLS him with a choke slam. Sid now gives the signal. Sid picks up Wright and puts him in a standing headscissors. Sid picks up Wright and WHAT A POWER BOMB. Wright is spiked to the canvas. Sid with a one handed cover. One, Two, Three. Sid and Warrior advance foward.
[Unholy Alliances Semifinals] The Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious defeated C.W. Anderson and Alex Wright when Vicious pinned A. Wright with the Power Bomb in 0:04:17. Rating: -1/4*
Sid and Warrior are one step closer. Warrior is still shaking the ropes in the background.
We see some replays of the choke slam and the power bomb.
Above Average Countdown:10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.0, 3.0, 3.0.
Who will it be. It is...THE DISCO INFERNO??? What in the hell is this. Disco Inferno walked out of the NAWA many months ago. I thought we made it clear that we did not want this doofus back. The crowd is booing. Disco enters the ring and dances to boos.
Disco:Thats right. The Disco Inferno has returned. I am certainly above average. 3.0 is the seconds that it takes my opponents to forfeit a match rather then get up to the might of the Disco Inferno.
"So Why Don't You Choke on That, Slapnuts."
Out comes Jeff Jarrett. He doesn't look too happy. Jarrett enters the ring.
Jarrett:You are kidding me. Disco Inferno, is the one who has been airing this messages for the past month. What kind of sorry surprise is that.
Disco:I am not afraid of you Jeff Jarrett. I can take you right now.
Disco slaps Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett returns by clotheslining Disco. Jarrett is beating away at the Disco Inferno but the crowd is excited about something. MIKE SANDERS RUNS OUT. Mike Sanders hits Jeff Jarrett from behind with a pipe. Mike Sanders now brings the pipe down on the knee of the Chosen One. Disco just watches and he fires a cheapshot to Jarrett. Mike Sanders puts the pipe behind the knee and folds the knee over the pipe. We hear a snapping noise. Jarrett yells out in pain. Sanders now picks up Jarrett. 3.0 by Mike Sanders.
Sanders:How do you like me Jarrett. You held me down in WCW, now you are going to get what you deserve. The end of your career. Thanks for being a decoy Disco.
Sanders hands Disco Inferno a stack of money. Sanders then throws Jarrett to the outside. Sanders picks up Jarrett and DROPS HIM kneefirst onto the steel ring steps. Sanders picks up Jarrett in a bodyslam and rams his knee into the ringpost. That is the same knee that he injured last month. Sanders rams the knee into the post again. Sanders then drops Jarrett, the damage done. Sanders may have crippled Jeff Jarrett. Disco Inferno leaves with Mike Sanders.
Jarrett is rolling around ringside clutching his right knee. Ricky Steamboat comes out. I wonder what his ruling is on the Unholy Alliances tournament.
Steamboat:The toughest part of being commisioner is making decisions on the spot. With Brian Armstrong leaving the building, and with Jeff Jarrett injured, it seems like that Super Crazy and Jerry Lynn will get a bye. HOWEVER. Since Disco Inferno and Mike Sanders want so badly to try and make a name for themselves, they can be the replacements in the tournament tonight.
Out comes Disco Inferno and he doesn't look happy. He is protesting that he didn't bring his gear. Sanders is calming him down.
Sanders:We can do this Disco. We are both ABOVE AVERAGE. We can beat Crazy and Lynn. After all, they were in the ring for nearly 15 minutes while we are fresh. This should be a cakewalk.
Disco seems to be considering Sanders's point. Disco and Sanders enter the ring.
"Just a Little Super Crazy" plays and out comes Super Crazy. Crazy looks focused.
"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Lynn enters the ring and the bell rings signalling the start of the match.
Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy vs Mike Sanders and Disco Inferno Mike Sanders and Jerry Lynn start out. Sander's offers his hand to shake but pulls back when Lynn goes for it. Lynn clocks Sanders with a forearm. Lynn with a forearm. Lynn with a forearm. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with an open handed slap to the chest. Lynn whips Sanders in and clothesline to Sanders. Sanders is to his feet and Lynn goes for a chop but Sanders ducks underneath. Sanders grabs two hands full of hair and jawbreaker to Jerry Lynn. Sanders now backs off and drops an elbow to the sternum of Jerry Lynn. Sanders is up and he backs up again. Another elbowdrop to the sternum of Jerry Lynn. Cover from Sanders hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders picks up Lynn. Sanders with a facerake to Lynn. Sanders with a punch. Sanders with a punch. Sanders with a punch. Sanders throws Lynn into the ropes and Sanders takes Lynn down with an elbowsmash. Sanders now grabs Lynn and locks him in a full nelson. Sanders wraps the legs around the ribs of Lynn. Good tactics by Sanders. Trying to get a submission win without expanding too much energy. Plus his legs are putting pressure on the injured back/ribs of Lynn. Sanders now raises, while ramming the tailbone of Lynn into the canvas. Sanders releases the hold and grabs him. Tag to Disco. Sanders holds Lynn while Disco kicks him in the midsection. Disco with another kick. Disco whips Lynn into the ropes and Disco with a knee. Disco bounces off the ropes and Boogie Woogie Neckbreaker. Disco is going to go for the cover but he instead dances. Disco now covers. One, Two, Shoulder up. Disco looks upset but he most likely would have gotten the pin after he wasted a few seconds stalling. Disno now wraps his legs acround the ribs of Lynn in a bodyscissors. Disco with another submission hold. Disco punches the ribs of Lynn. Disco punches the ribs of Lynn. Disco punches the ribs of Lynn. Disco punches the ribs of Lynn. Disco maintains the hold but Lynn somehow drags himself to the ropes.
Disco refuses to break the hold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Disco used the five count to his advantage that time. Disco picks up Lynn and Disco throws him into the corner. Disco with a kick to the midsection. Disco with a kick to the midsection. Disco now with a chokehold in the corner on Lynn. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Disco backs up and then squashes Lynn in the corner with a clothesline. Disco tags Mike Sanders. Disco and Sanders whip Lynn in and double back elbow from Disco and Sanders. Sanders picks up Lynn and throws him into the ropes. Sanders with a running shoulder to the midsection. Lynn falls out of the corner. Sanders picks up Lynn and Sanders hooks him. Sanders holds him up in the air for 10 seconds and delayed vertical suplex. Sanders now with a cover. One, Two, Shoulder up. Jerry Lynn in still in this match, but barely. Sanders picks up Lynn. Sanders with a chop. Sanders with a chop. Sanders with a chop. Sanders whips Lynn into the ropes and Sanders ducks the head. Lynn with a DDT spiking Sanders into the canvas. Now Lynn has to make the tag. He has been in this match for too long. Disco however runs in and drops an elbow across the back of Lynn. Sanders is up and Sanders with a stomp. Sanders with a stomp. Sanders with a stomp. Sanders picks up Lynn. Sanders with a backbreaker. Sanders holds on and he hits Lynn with a second backbreaker. Sanders holds on and hits a third backbreaker. Sanders is bending Lynn across his knee, trying to get a submission. Lynn is fighting out. Lynn with an elbow. Lynn with in an elbow. Lynn with a snap mare and Sanders rises to his feet. Lynn with a boot to the gut and CRADLE PILEDRIVER. Lynn however collaspes because of his back and ribs.
Lynn is slowly dragging himself over to make the tag to Super Crazy. His rival extends his hand. Crazy wants a shot at the NAWA World Title more then anyone. Meanwhile Disco sneaks into the ring and pulls Sanders closer to the corner. Sanders tags Disco. Disco is in and he grabs Lynn by the leg. Lynn however pulls back one leg and then kicks it out, stunning Disco for a few seconds. HOT TAG TO SUPER CRAZY. Crazy jumps over the top rope, hitting Disco right in the nose with a dropkick. Crazy stomps Disco and Sanders is up. Crazy ducks a clothesline and Crazy monkey flips Sanders right on top of Disco. Crazy now grabs Sanders and throws him to the outside. Disco with a kick to the gut. CHARTBUSTER BY DISCO. This could do it. Disco instead dances and Lynn just casually knocks Disco from behind with a clothesline. Crazy has been stunned by the Chartbuster. Sanders pulls Lynn to the outside and Lynn chops Sanders. Crazy pulls himself up near the ropes and Disco rushes him. Crazy however backdrops Disco onto Sanders and Lynn. Crazy now climbs up top. He is going to do something crazy by the looks of it. Crazy is off the top and SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT. Off of the top rope and all the way to the arena floor. All three men were taken out with that one. Crazy pitches Disco back into the ring. Crazy now hops into the ring and hits Disco with an Asai Moonsault. Crazy with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Sanders puts the foot of Disco into the ropes. Lynn grabs Sanders and throws him into the guardrail. Crazy now straightjackets Disco and straightjacket release suplex. Disco got dumped on the back of his head. Lynn has Sanders on the table. SUPERPLEX OFF OF THE TABLE ONTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE. Crazy now locks a Bow-and-Arrow Dragon Sleeper onto a dazed Disco. Crazy is stretching Disco. Disco waves his arm signalling for the submission. Crazy and Lynn move on up in the tournament.
[Unholy Alliances Semifinals] Super Crazy and Jerry Lynn defeated Disco Inferno and Mike Sanders when Crazy made D. Inferno submit to a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper in 0:12:48. Rating: ** 1/4
Crazy holds the move on for a few more seconds before releasing. Lynn enters the ring and exchanges a grudging look of respect at Super Crazy. They are one step closer to facing each other. All they have to do is face Sid Vicious and Ulitmate Warrior later tonight.
Promo for the next NAWA PPV, The End of Days. The Unholy Alliance winner will get there world title shot at that date. October 13th, only on Pay Per View.
"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and it is time for the NAWA World Title to be decided. Out comes Scott Hall to some boos. Sid Vicious is out with Hall as well. Sid could be the deciding factor in this. Sting is not 100 percent but he won't admit it.
"Man Called Sting" plays and out comes Sting. Sting has red and white facepaint with the same colors for his tights. Sting enters the ring. Sting and Hall go nose to nose as the bell rings.
NAWA World Title Scott Hall(w/Sid Vicious) vs Sting(c)
Sting goes for a punch but Hall blocks it. Hall backs off and smirks at the Stinger. Sting goes for a punch but Hall ducks it. Hall with a thumb to the eye. Hall grabs Sting by the arm and pulls him into a shoulderblock. Hall does it again. Hall now with an armwringer and Hall twists on the arm by Sting. Sting grabs Hall by the hair and shoves him to the mat breaking the hold. Sting now grabs Hall and biel into the corner. Sting with a punch. Sting with a punch. Sting with a punch. Sting with a punch. Sting now decks Hall. Sting whips Hall into the ropes and Sting goes for the Stinger Splash but Hall gets the boot up in the face. Hall now with a clothesline and Sting falls between the ropes. Right out where Sid is. Hall has the referee while Sid grabs Sting and throws him facefirst into the ringpost. Sid now picks up Sting and Sid drops him facefirst onto the guardrail. Sid now rolls the Stinger back him. Hall with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sting kicks out. Sting can take a lot of punishment. Hall picks up Sting and whips him into the ropes. Hall catches Sting with a knee and abdominal stretch from Hall. Hall with a shot to the hip. Hall and Sid broke the hip of Sting a couple of weeks ago by using the ring bell hammer. Hall has done his homework. Hall uses the ropes for leverage when the referee asks Sting if he wants to give it up. Hall lets go when the referee turns around. The fans start a boring chant. Hall with another shot to the hip of Sting. The referee is checking Sting but Sting shakes his head no. Hall still has that abdominal stretch locked on tight. Hall releases the hold and chokes Sting on the middle rope. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Hall backs off and Sid socks Sting with a stiff punch. Sting falls back and Hall with a cover. One, Two, Thr..shoulder up. Sid hit a punch that would knock out most men but it did not knock out the Stinger. Hall picks up Sting and Hall whips him into the ropes. Sting ducks a clothesline but Hall with a choke. Hall wastes Sting with a choke slam. Hall does his frankengoof impression. Hall with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout.
Hall picks up Sting and snap mares him. Hall with a chinlock to Sting as the fans groan. Hall is leaning into the hold trying for a submission. Sting is slowly fading. Hall is forcing Sting down to the canvas. Hall doesn't even use the ropes for leverage this is a simple boring chinlock. Hall looks pretty blown up early in this match. The referee is checking the arm of Sting. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. If it drops this time, Hall is the NAWA World Champion. The arm lifts and IT STAYS UP. Sting is fighting to his feet. Sting with an elbow. Sting with an elbow. Sting with an elbow breaking the hold. Hall however with a facerake to stop the offense. Hall pitches Sting to the outside again. Sid now grabs Sting and picks him up in a bodyslam. Sid rams Sting kidneys first into the ringpost. Sid rolls Sting in. Hall with a cover. Can the belt change hands here. One, Two, Kickout. Hall now puts Sting in a standing headscissors. Hall lifts up Sting and drills him with the Razor's Edge. Hall poses. He says thats it. Sting is finished. Hall with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Hall calls for something. Sid goes underneath the ring and pulls out a small thin box. Sid opens it and hands Hall a cattle prod. Hall warms the cattle prod up. Hall now sticks Sting in the gut with the cattle prod. Sting falls to the canvas twitching. Its over. Its over. Hall with a cover. One, Two, Thr...SHOULDER UP. Sting survived being zapped with a cattle prod. Hall doesn't look pleased and Hall goes for the cattle prod again but Sting with a kick to the gut. Sting with another kick. Hall drops the cattle prod. Sting clotheslines Hall. Sting then faints dropping an accidental headbutt to the groin of Scott Hall. Sting is up and Sting shoves Hall into the corner. Stinger Splash from the Stinger. Sting now bounces off the ropes and leaping DDT. Sting with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Sid tries to shock Sting with the cattle prod from behind but Sting moves out of the way and Sid accidentally gets Hall. Sting now clotheslines a surprised Sid to the outside. Sting grabs both legs. Scorpion Deathlock. Sting turns it over. Sting has the hold on. Sid tries to get back into the ring but doesn't make it as Hall taps out.
Sting made Scott Hall submit to a scorpion deathlock in 0:12:55. Rating: 3/4* (Sting retained the NAWA World Title.)
Sting has retained the NAWA World Title and will face whomever wins the Unholy Alliances tournament tonight.
Backstage:
New Jack is getting stiched up from that attack. Harry Harris stumbles into the room with toilet paper taped to his forehead.
Harry Harris:You think I am done with you. THINK AGAIN.
New Jack gets up and swings at Harris but Harris blocks the shot. An intense staredown ensues. New Jack goes to leave but Harry Harris picks up a wooden axehandle that happened to be laying backstage. HARRIS BREAKS THE AXEHANDLE OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF NEW JACK. Harris is now stabbing the axehandle piece into the forehead of New Jack. Harris is trying to kill New Jack by the looks if it. New Jack has been rebusted open. New Jack is out cold. Harris now takes his finger and dips it onto the bloody forehead of New Jack. Harris draws a body outline of New Jack in New Jack's own blood. When New Jack gets up, you better believe he isn't going to be too happy.
"Just a Little Super Crazy" plays and out comes Super Crazy. Crazy and Jerry Lynn have worked pretty well tonight so far. Lets see if they can keep it together.
"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. Lynn enters the ring and stares down his partner. If they win this next match they go one on one tonight.
"Psycho" plays and out comes Sid Vicious. Sid enters the ring and just attacks Jerry Lynn. Crazy goes after Sid but Crazy gets booted in the face. Sid now with some punches on Jerry Lynn.
"Ultimate" plays and out sprints the Warrior.
Third Round of the Unholy Alliances Tournament The Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious vs Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy
Sid grabs Lynn and Crazy. Double choke but they kick him in the midsection. They hit Sid with a double dropkick. Sid takes two steps back and waylays them both with a double clothesline. Sid pitches Crazy and pounds away on Lynn. Sid punches Lynn. Sid punches Lynn. Sid punches Lynn. Sid punches Lynn. Sid goes for a clothesline but Lynn ducks. Lynn with a chop to Sid. Sid knees Lynn in the gut. Sid grabs Lynn in a chokelift. One, Two, Three, Four, Sid throws Lynn into the corner. Sid picks up Lynn and drills him with a powerslam. Sid asks who is the master and the ruler of the world. Sid now bounces off the ropes and legdrop to th throat of Lynn. Sid picks up Lynn and attempts a choke slam but Lynn is chopping out of it. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn rakes the eyes of Sid. Lynn hooks Sid and jawbreaker. Lynn climbs to the top rope. Lynn waits on Sid. Sid however grabs Lynn and slams him off the top. Sid now picks up Lynn and Sid throws Lynn into the corner. Sid with a choke in the corner. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sid slaps Lynn. Sid backs up and charges in for an axhandle but Lynn moves. Sid hits the corner. Lynn with a sunset flip attempt but he can't get the big man over. Super Crazy jumps in and assists with a dropkick. Lynn gets Sid over. One, Kickout. Sid pops up and MURDERS Lynn with a clothesline. Lynn takes a helluva a bump off of that one to make up from the lack of work from Sid. Crazy goes for a crossbody but Sid catches him and powerslams Crazy on top of Lynn. Sid picks up Lynn and Sid tags Warrior. Warrior whips Lynn in and Warrior with a clothesline. Warrior picks up Lynn and bounces off the ropes. Warrior with a second clothesline. Warrior now picks up Lynn and pulls him into a third clothesline. Warrior now picks up Lynn. Warrior forearms Lynn.
Warrior whips Lynn into the ropes and Warrior with a clothesline. Warrior with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Warrior picks up Lynn and Gorilla Press but Super Crazy dropkicks Warrior and Lynn falls on top. One, Warrior kicks up. Warrior shoulderblocks Crazy to the outside but Lynn attacks Warrior. Lynn with a DDT to Warrior. Lynn takes it up top and Lynn with a frog splash to Warrior. Lynn with a cover. One, save from Sid. Sid grabs Lynn in a choke and pushes him into Crazy who just climbed up on the ring apron. Crazy falls into the ring. Sid now tags himself in. Sid with a big boot to Crazy. Sid picks up Crazy and Sid with a throwing airplane spin Slam. Sid with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sid picks up Crazy and Sid lifts him up. Choke Slam from Sid to Crazy. Sid kneels down and covers with one hand. One, Two, Kickout. Sid lifts up Crazy for a power bomb but Crazy punches Sid. Crazy punches Sid. Crazy punches Sid. Crazy with a rana to Sid. Good lord, Sid did not know how to take that move properly. Sid is up to his feet and Crazy with a chop to Sid. Crazy with a chop. Crazy now hops to the second rope and Asai Leg Lariat to Sid. Sid is on one knee. Crazy with a chop. Crazy with a chop. Crazy now with a dropkick to the face. Crazy goes up top and Moonsault to Sid. Crazy with a cover. One, Two, Big Kickout from Sid. Warrior runs in and attacks Crazy and Lynn runs it as well. All four men are in the ring. Crazy goes up top and looks to be going for something on Sid. Crazy with a Missile Dropkick to Sid but Sid shoves Lynn in the way. Lynn takes the bullet. Sid with a boot to the gut of Crazy. Sid then puts Crazy in a standing headscissors. Sid lifts up Crazy and Power Bomb. Sid with a cover. One, Two, Three. Sid and Warrior have won. They will face each other next.
[Unholy Alliances Finals] The Ultimate Warrior and Sid Vicious defeated Jerry Lynn and Super Crazy when Vicious pinned Crazy with the Power Bomb in 0:08:39. Rating: 1/2*
Lynn picks up Crazy and throws him to the outside. Lynn is not happy about that mistaken Missile dropkick. Lynn attacks Crazy but Crazy fights back and they brawl to the back. Sid clubs the Warrior from behind and the finals begin.
Winner Faces the NAWA World Champion at the End of Days The Ultimate Warrior vs Sid Vicious
Sid punches Warrior. Sid punches Warrior. Sid picks up Warrior and bodyslam. Sid now goes right to the trapezius hold. Sid is leaning in one the Warrior. Sid is yelling at Warrior about who is the master and the ruler of the World. We go to a crowd shot. Might be a good time to get some nachos, something to drink right about now. Sid still has the hold locked on. This is so 1970. Sid is grunting and Warrior is just taking a mid-match nap. The crowd is starting a chant that starts with the b-word. Sid with more pressing down on the shoulders. We cut to the backstage area where Super Crazy belts Jerry Lynn with a two by four as sercurity tries to seperate them. Meanwhile Sid still has the nerve pinch of doom on the Warrior. The referee is checking UW. The arm lifts and it falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and the arm falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and it fa...it stays up. Warrior fights to his feet. Warrior with an elbow. Warrior with an elbow. Warrior with an elbow. Warrior goes for a clothesline but Sid ducks. Sid with the iron claw on Warrior. YES. The iron claw. Sid is squeezing the head of the Warrior. Warrior is sinking down to his knees slowly. The crowd starts a "Hogan" chant. Sid is being lazy with the iron claw. He only has his hand lightly pressed on the Warrior's head with his fingers clurred. No pressure. Warrior is down on both knees. Sid now yells that he is the master and the ruler of the world. Sid releases the hold and Warrior clumples the mat. Sid with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. The crowd boos because their pain of this horrible match will be prolonged. Sid picks up Warrior and grabs him. Sid with a heart punch. Warrior sells it like a tiger driver 91. Sid with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sid can't believe it. Neither can the fans. They hoped and prayed that this match would be over with that move. Sid picks up the Warrior and Sid puts the Warrior in a front facelock. The crowd groans. We cut backstage again where Lynn breaks free of the sercurity and drills Super Crazy with some punches. Crazy fights back. Sid is leaning onto the facelock. A "Lets go Referee" chant starts. Sid breaks the hold and Sid rakes the back of the Warrior. Sid with another back rake. Sid with a third backrake. Sid grabs Warrior and slams him headfirst into the buckle. Warrior is selling this 80s offense like he has wrestled a 90 minute marathon. Sid slams the Warrior and Sid rolls to the outside. Sid takes a drink cup from a fan. Sid rolls to the ring and sloshes the contents of the face into the Warrior. Sid now with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sid now picks up the icecubes from the drink and throws them in the face of the Warrior. That should have been a disqualification. That was uncalled for. Sid with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sid now goes right into a rear chinlock.
Sid is leaning into the hold grunting. The crowd looks to be leaving for a bathroom/nacho break while Sid is pouring on the restholds and 80s style offense. Sid has the hold on. Warrior's paint is chipping off. Hey what about that jobber title match earlier tonight. Who is the Jobber Overlord. We will find out on Glory. Sid still has the chinlock on and there is only so many ways you can describe a chinlock. Sid yells that he is the master and the ruler of the world, just incase you tuned in to this PPV. Althrough why you would want to tune into a PPV well it is almost over I have no idea. But the crack WCW announcers team used to think that people did that so if Tony Shiavone says so then it must be true. Anyway back to the chinlock. Warrior is laying on his side and the referee looks about ready to do the three arm drops. The referee checks the arm. The arm lifts and it falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and it falls. The referee checks the arm again. The arm lifts and THE ARM STAYS UP. Warrior fights up from the chinlock. The power of the little Warriors are energizing him. Warrior fights up and throws Sid off into the ropes. Warrior and Sid do the Royal Rumble 90 Warrior/Hogan criss-cross routine, badly I might add. They shoulderblock each other down. The referee puts a very slow ten count on them to kill more time. Warrior is on his feet and Mr. Moveset hits a clothesline to Sid. Sid tumbles to the outside. Warrior goes to the apron and jumps onto Sid, attempting a clothesline but Sid catches him in a bearhug. Sid rams Warrior spinefirst into the ringpost. Sid attempts to throw Warrior back into the ring over the rope but he can't do it. Sid REPEATS the spot. He still can't do it. A third time and Warrior hooks the ropes. Warrior slingshots himself in. Sid reenters the ring and Sid hooks Warrior. Sid with a bearhug to Warrior. This is the laziest bearhug I ever did see. Sid has his arms around the waist loosely with Warrior's head on his shoulder. Warrior is trying to shut out the pain and power out. Warrior powers out and clotheslines Sid. Warrior falls to the canvas.
Warrior fights up. Sid punches Warrior. Warrior no-sells. Sid punches Warrior. Warrior no sells. Sid punches Warrior. Warrior no sells. Sid goes for a punch but Warrior blocks it. Warrior with a punch. Warrior with a punch. Warrior with a punch. Warrior with a clothesline to Sid. Sid is on his feet. Warrior bounces off the ropes and Warrior with another clothesline. Sid still doesn't go down. Warrior with a third clothesline. Sid still doesn't go down. Warrior runs off into the ropes but Sid with a big boot to Warrior. Sid picks up Warrior and bodyslam to Warrior. Sid with a choke. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sid picks up Warrior and Sid bodyslams the Warrior. Sid bounces off the ropes but misses the elbowdrop. Warrior raises the roof and clotheslines Sid. Sid takes a tumble to the outside. Warrior rolls to the outside. Sid however lifts up Warrior and slams him facefirst onto the barricade. Warrior no sells it. Warrior with a punch. Sid staggers back into the ring. Warrior goes up top but Sid punches Warrior in the gut. Sid slowly climbs up with Warrior. Both men are on the top rope. Sid grabs Warrior and choke pushes him to the outside. Warrior lands on his feet and he falls down. The announcers sell it like a choke slam to the outside but it was a choke push with a pussy bump by Warrior. Sid grabs Warrior and rolls him back in. Sid picks up Warrior and choke slam. Sid with a cocky cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Sid now picks up Warrior and puts him in a standing headscissors. Sid picks up Warrior and Power Bomb. Warrior pops up and clotheslines Sid. Warrior goes for another clothesline but Sid ducks and the referee gets hit. Warrior goes for a bodyslam but he can't get Sid up. Warrior raises the roof and powerslams Sid. Warrior looks at the ramp. It is obvious that someone missed their cue. Warrior picks up Sid and powerslams him again. Warrior looks to the ramp and Scott Hall stumbles out about 10 seconds later with a tazer. Warrior must have psycic powers because he saw Scott Hall coming about 30 seconds before he did. Sid grabs Warrior in a full nelson. Hall fires up the cattle prod but Warrior drops down and Sid gets zapped. Warrior slugs Hall and Warrior bounces off the ropes. Splash to Sid. The referee recovers. One, Two, Three. The Warrior has scored a pinfall over Sid Vicious.
[Winner gets an NAWA Title Shot at End of Days]: Number-One-Contenders-Match:The Ultimate Warrior pinned Sid Vicious with the Big Splash in 0:14:03. Rating: -* 3/4
Warrior shakes the ropes to celebrate. He will get the World Title shot at the Next NAWA PPV on Outober 13th, The End of Days. Warrior runs backstage. We see some replays for this match.
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and now it is Streetfight time. The main event. It is time for Shane Douglas to put up or shut up. Shane Douglas comes out. He has a hockey mask on from what we to protecting a broken nose from a motorcycle accident last weekend. Well thats what Shane's lawyers told us. Shane Douglas could be wearing it so his face doesn't get multilated in this streetfight. Douglas refuses to take the hockey mask off.
"Savage" plays and out comes Randy Savage. Savage is wearing neon green and red tonight with a sequined blue and white cowboy hat and purple sunglasses. The Macho Man enters the ring and Douglas attempts to attack Savage but Savage ducks. Savage with a shot to the midsection and Savage tears off the hockey mask. THATS CHRIS CANDIDO. The real Shane Douglas runs in wiht a basball bat but Savage ducks a shot and knees Douglas in the head. Savage now pitches Candido to the outside. The bell rings signalling the beginning of the streetfight.
Streetfight Shane Douglas vs Randy Savage.
Savage with a clothesline to Douglas. Savage stomps Douglas and Douglas tries to go to the outside. Savage slugs Douglas off the ring apron. Savage now with a plancha to Douglas(!!!). Lucha Macho. Savage slams Douglas headfirst into the rail of pain. Savage now with an elbow to the head of Douglas. Savage jabs Douglas. Savage jabs Douglas. Savage jabs Douglas. Savage jabs Douglas. Savage jabs Douglas. Savage rakes the face of Douglas. Savage now grabs Douglas by the hair and slams him headfirst into the ringpost. Savage throws Douglas back into the ring. Savage goes up top. Double Axhandle to Douglas. Savage with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Savage now picks up Douglas and double jab to the throat. Savage with another double jab. Savage winds up and big right hand sending Douglas flying. Savage picks up Douglas and rakes his face across the top rope. Savage with a body shot to Douglas. Savage with a bodyshot to Douglas. Savage with a bodyshot to Douglas. Savage hammers Douglas on the top of the head with an elbow. Douglas is at the mercy of the Macho Man. Savage charges in and running elbow to the face. Douglas flies between the second and third ropes. Savage grabs Douglas but Douglas snaps the Macho Man's neck on the top rope. First bit of offense from the Franchise. Will it turn the tide. Shane Douglas rolls back into the ring and Douglas with a kick to the midsection. Shane Douglas chops Savage. Douglas chops Savage. Savage fires back with a jab. Savage with an elbow to the bridge of the nose and a sickening crack is heard. That might be the sound of the nose of Shane Douglas breaking. Savage now clotheslines Douglas and Savage goes up top. Douglas is on his feet and Savage with an elbowsmash to the top of the head off of the top rope. Will that be enough. Savage with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Savage now picks up Douglas and throws him to the outside. Savage now rolls to the outside. Savage slams Douglas headfirst into the railing. Savage now clotheslines Douglas and he flies up the ramp. Savage gives chase. Savage with a knee to the midsection of Douglas. Savage goes for a suplex but Douglas blocks it. Another suplex attempt. Douglas blocks again. Savage gutshots Douglas and Savage picks up Douglas. Savage drops Douglas stomach first onto the guardrail. Savage them with an elbowsmash to the back of the head.
Savage whips Douglas headfirst into the support beams of the NAWA vision. Savage them stomps Douglas. Savage picks up Douglas but Douglas with a thumb to the eye. Douglas tries to escape the madness by climbing up a nearby scaffold. Savage follows suit and Savage with a jab. Savage with a jab. They are fightiing on that scaffold that was used to put up the NAWA Vision earlier today. Douglas jabs Savage in the gut with a coviently placed chair. Douglas cracks Savage across the skull. Douglas now drags Savage to the edge of the scaffold. Douglas puts Savage in a standing headscissors. Not a Piledriver off of the scaffold. NO. This will kill the Macho Man. Douglas attempts to lift Savage but Savage fights. Savage grabs Douglas and spins in around. Catapault into the side of the scaffold. Savage now grabs Douglas and attempts to toss him off of the scaffold but Douglas grasps onto the edge. Savage grabs the chair and chairs one hand. Douglas is hanging on by one hand. Savage chairs the other hand and DOUGLAS TAKES A PLUNGE OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD. In Coming. In Coming. Douglas goes right through the (gimmicked) stage. Savage climbs down and Douglas looks to be barley in this. Savage pulls Douglas out of the hole and drags him back into the ring by the hair. Savage with a cover. One, Two, Thr..shoulder up. Savage bounces off the ropes and catches Douglas with a running neckbreaker drop as he rises to his feet. Savage climbs up top. Savage flies off and kneedrop off the top. Savage with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Savage can't believe it. Savage goes for a slam but Douglas drops down. Douglas with a backdrop suplex to Savage. Douglas now rolls to the outside. Douglas goes underneath the ring. Douglas has a sheet of glass. Douglas now slides the glass into the ring. Douglas props up the glass in the corner. Douglas now hooks Savage and Douglas slams him. Shane Douglas climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow to the sternum of Savage.
Douglas picks up Savage and attempts to whip him into the glass. Savage reverses and Douglas goes headfirst through the glass. All the glass doesn't shatter so Savage throws him headfirst into the glass AGAIN. This time the frame shatters into millions of pieces of glass. Savage now climbs up top. Savage with a flying axhandle to Douglas. Savage with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Savage grabs Douglas by the hair and drills his nose with a punch. Douglas is bleeding buckets because of going headfirst through that glass. Savage clotheslines Douglas to the outside. Savage now chokes Douglas on the guardrail. Savage rolls back in and attempts the double axhandle with Douglas draped over the guardrail but Douglas moves. Savage hits the guardrail hard. Douglas now chops Savage. Douglas with a chop. Douglas with a chop. Douglas grabs a camera cable and wraps it around the throat of Savage. Douglas now hammers Savage. Douglas goes underneath the ring and pulls out the old Kevin Sullivan balsa wood chair. Douglas slides the chiar into the ring. Douglas rolls Macho back in. Douglas forearms Savage and hooks him. Douglas with a belly to belly suplex to Savage. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas picks up Savage and puts him on the top rope. Douglas climbs up with Savage and Douglas goes for a superplex but Savage shoves him off. Savage goes for a crossbody but Douglas powerslams him. Douglas with an elbowdrop to Savage. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Douglas looks pissed. Douglas grabs the referee and STEALS HIS BELT. Douglas attempts to whip Savage with it but the referee pulls it away. This allows Savage to knee Douglas in the back and cause him to bump heads with the referee. Savage now grabs the belt and cracks it over the back of Douglas. Savage cracks it over the back of Douglas again. Savage does it a third time. Chris Candido runs out and Savage wraps the belt around his fist as Candido slides in. Savage punches Candido with the belt. Corino is out and Savage hits him in the ribs with a doubled over belt. Savage now throws Corino headfirst into Candido and both tumble to the outside. Douglas meanwhile has the chair but Savage ducks. Savage with a kick to the gut and Douglas drops the chair. Savage kicks Douglas in the gut and Savage lifts up Douglas. Savage with a piledriver on Douglas THROUGH the balsa wood chair. Blood is running down Douglas's face, chest, arms, stomach, legs, and there are puddles of it all over the ring. Savage is trying to wake the referee.
Savage finally wakes the referee and goes for the cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Savage looks pissed and Savage punches Douglas. Savage is getting the blood of Douglas all over his own knuckles. Savage with another punch. Savage with a third punch. Savage now picks up Douglas in a back suplex and throws him over onto his face. Savage rolls to the outside and pulls a table out from underneath the ring. Savage slides it in and sets it up near the corner. Savage throws Douglas ribs first into the table. Savage now slams Douglas facefirst onto the table. Savage with an elbow to the back of the head and Savage climbs up top. Savage is going for the Big Elbow. Savage flies off but Corino darts in and pulls Douglas off of the table at the last second. Savage crashes through. Corino and Candido enter the ring and pummel Savage. This is 3 on 1. Corino and Candido hold Savage while Douglas slaps him. The crowd is cheering about something. Tony Mamaluke runs out to make the save. Wait a minute. Tony Mamaluke. Tony Mamaluke dropkicks Corino to the outside and superkicks Candido. Douglas grabs Mamaluke and Franchiser to Mamaluke. Douglas kicks Macho Man as he tries to pull himself to his feet. Franchiser from Douglas to Savage. Douglas with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...SAVAGE kicks out. The crowd is on there feet. Douglas rolls to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Douglas goes to swing it at Savage but Savage ducks. Savage with a kick causing Douglas to drop the chair. Savage now with a face slam on the chair. Savage is still sore from putting himself through the table with an elbowdrop. Douglas is to his feet and he has the knuckle dusters. Douglas tries to smack Savage with them but Savage kicks Douglas and steels the knucks away. Savage slugs Douglas. Candido is up and Savage slugs Candido. Savage slugs Corino. Savage walks right into a belly to belly from Shane Douglas. Douglas refuses to go for the pin. Douglas picks up Savage and fisherman suplex on the chair. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Douglas now has a chain from his boot. Douglas socks the Macho Man as he rises to his feet. Another cover from Douglas. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Savage just won't stay down. Douglas has a broken piece of table and Douglas cracks Savage over the head with it. Douglas with another cover. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Douglas now is signalling for it. He is going to go for the Franchise Effect. This move almost ended the career of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Douglas lifts up Savage but a ring attendent enters the ring. He clips Douglas in the knee and Savage reverses. Why did that ring attendent do that. Powerslam to Douglas. Savage climbs up top and Savage with the flying elbowdrop to Douglas. Savage with a cover. One, Two, Three. SAVAGE WINS. Thanks to that mysterious ring attendant.
No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Randy Savage pinned Shane Douglas with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:22:43. Rating: *** 3/4
The ring attendent takes off his hat and a wig. ITS TERRY FUNK. Holy shit. Terry Funk is back. Douglas is up and he looks like he has seen a ghost. Douglas gets the heck out of dodge. Terry Funk has returned to the NAWA. See you on Glory.