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Voiceover:NAWA StarClash
[StarClash Logo flashes across the screen] [look at Harry Harris frog splashing Sting through the announcer's table] [a look at the Backyard Dudes coming to the ring on skateboards without helmets] [Ron Waterman choking slamming Jeff Jarrett through a casket] [The Dark Warrior hitting Sean Waltman with the Destrucity Death Drop off the stage] [New Jack going off on Ron Waterman with chairshot after chairshot] [Tony Mamaluke hitting a top-rope DDT on Mike Sanders) [Disco Inferno dancing in the ring] [Tony Mamaluke dropping a legdrop from the ceiling on Shane Douglas while hanging from a chain) [Christopher Daniels kicking the Sandman into a flaming pit] [Ricky Steamboat in the ring] [The Amazing Red hitting the Code Red on Rapmaster Killings] [Problem Solver to the Amazing Red] [Sting locking the Scorpion Deathlock on Steve Corino] [Jerry Lynn hitting the Cradle Piledriver to AJ Styles] [Sting, Steve Corino, Harry Harris, Sean Waltman, and Jimmy Yang all hold up there belts as the video draws to a close]
"Loser" by Beck plays and out comes the Three Masked Jobbers. We are going to kick things off with a bang tonight at StarClash. THE BACKYARD DUDES JUMP THE MASKED JOBBERS IN THE AISLE. Ricky Ricardo throws one of the Masked Jobbers in the ring. Ricardo enters the ring and pounds away on Masked Jobber. Twisted Youth throws a chair at a second Masked Jobber and hits a botched Van Daminator to the Jobber.
"Highway to Hell" plays and out comes the Jobber Champion. The Gambler. Gambler spears one of the masked guys on the rampway. Gambler throws the jobber into the ring. The bell rings and this Jobber Title Match is underway.
Six Way Jobber Title Match: There is NO referee out there. Someone forgot to assign a referee to ref this thing. Imagine that. Gambler hits a DDT on Masked Jobber Whatever. Gambler forearms the Jobber in the face. One of the Other Jobbers are in the ring but a shot is ducked. Gambler kicks the Masked Jobber and Gambler drops the Jobber with a facebuster. Ricky Ricardo is on the top rope and he flies off. He totally misses, cracking his ankle. Twisted Youth is in the ring and Twisted Youth jumps the Gambler from behind. Youth picks up Gambler and goes for a chokeslam but Gambler blocks it. Gambler snap mares Twisted Youth and Twisted Youth lands on his head. Ricky Ricardo has a clown head on a stick. I wonder where that came from. Ricardo hits a shot to the Gambler with the clown head on a stick. Another shot with the clown head on a stick. A third shot with the clown head on a stick. One of the Masked Jobbers is in the ring and he gets the clown head on a stick broke over his head. Ricky Ricardo runs off the ropes and Running Frog Splash on the Gambler. Well at least that's what he was trying. Ricardo covers and Ricardo counts his own pinfall. One, Two, Gambler kicks out. Ricardo should have fast counted if he was counting his own fall. But the Backyard Dudes don't have it all up stairs.
Ricardo sets up the Gambler and hits him with a backbreaker. Ricardo holds the move and Twisted Youth is on the top. Twisted Youth flies off and completely misses an elbowdrop. Gambler sells it anyway. Twisted Youth bounces off the ropes and Rolling Thunder. Well if you count a foot hitting the groin a rolling thunder. Twisted Youth covers and counts his own pinfall. One, Two, Ricky Ricardo pulls his partner off. We have a shoving match between the Backyard Dudes over who will get the pin. Meanwhile one of the Masked Jobbers enter the ring and goes for the cover. One, Two, Both Backyard Dudes pull him off and pull his mask off. HOLY SHIT. IT'S MARTY JANNETTY. Marty covers up his face and runs to the back. Marty must not be able to find decent work so he had to dress as a Masked Jobber and attempt to wrestle in the Jobber Division. It's not like anyway pays attention. Meanwhile another Masked Jobber swings the clown head on a stick but Ricardo ducks. Ricardo grabs the stick and hits the Masked Jobber in the gut. Youth yanks on the mask and it's....HOLY SHIT. It's Jumpin' Jim Brunzell. The Backyard Dudes beat him down. Two of the Masked Jobbers have been revealed.
The Third Masked Jobber is in the ring but he gets a double drop toehold. Ricardo yanks on the mask and it's....oh my god. It's too horrible to tell you....it's the legendary....Jumpin' Joey Maggs. Joey Maggs runs off and now the Gambler hits a double low blow on the Backyard Dudes. The Gambler grabs Ricardo and Roll of the Dice. Gambler grabs Twisted Youth and another Roll of the Dice. Gambler goes to count the pin. One, Two, a fan throws a soda cup in the ring and the Gambler gets hit breaking up the count. The Backyard Dudes pull themselves up. Go. This could be your big break. The Backyard Dudes grab the Gambler and throw him into the ropes. The Backyard Dudes hit a double clothesline. They go to the ropes. They are up top. Ricardo hits a 450 Splash while Twisted Youth hits a Shooting Star Press. Both men are on top of the Gambler. Both men hook a leg. Both men are counting. One, Two, Three. The Gambler is no longer the Jobber Champion. But who's pin counted. Both men counted at the exact same time. Ricardo grabs the Jobber Title Belt and holds it up but Twisted Youth takes it away from him. Twisted Youth holds it up. Ricardo says:"B4TH OV UZ LOL". They hold up the belt. I guess the Backyard Dudes are the new Jobber Champion.
6 Jobber Pack Challenge The Backyard Dudes co-won the match by pinning the Gambler in 0:04:44 (The Backyard Dudes won the NAWA Jobber Title.) Rating: DUD
Can two guys hold a belt? Well no one really pays attention to this division, so I am guessing that no one in authority will step in and stop this.
Lodi makes his way out for the next match. Lodi enters the ring looking smug. He will face his former tag team partner Lenny Lane. Lodi looks ready for action.
"It's Raining Men" plays and pink glitter is falling from the ceiling. Out comes Lenny Lane in a pink bathroom. The number 6 is written on his left check in lipstick and the number 9 is written on the right cheek in lipstick. Lenny Lane has bows in his head. Lenny Lane takes off his robe to reveal something that the heterosexual male population did not want to see. Tight Pink Tights with the words "Spank Me" on the back. Lenny rubs up against the ropes and Lodi attacks him. This match is underway.
Lenny Lane vs Lodi Lodi hits a punch to Lenny. Lodi hits another punch to Lenny. Lodi hits another punch on Lenny. Lodi whips Lenny into the ropes. Lodi clotheslines Lenny down. Lodi backs off of the fallen body of Lenny. Lodi drops an elbow to Lenny. Lodi covers. One, Kickout. Lodi hits a kick to the back. Lodi picks up Lenny and snap mare. Lodi bounces off the ropes and running neck snap. Lodi drives an elbow to the sternum of Lenny. Lodi covers Lenny again. One, Kickout. Lodi picks up Lenny and goes for a bodyslam but Lenny counters by rubbing his hands on the chest of his former tag team partner. Lodi drops Lenny in disgust and Lodi lariats Lenny to the mat. Lodi goes up top. Lenny is on his feet and Lodi comes off the top rope with a clothesline driving Lenny down to the mat. Lodi hooks Lenny hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi looks frustrated and he picks up Lenny. Lodi goes for a suplex but Lenny blocks it. Lodi goes for another one again and Lenny blocks it again. Lenny counters with a DDT. Lodi was driven into the canvas as the replay is shown. Lenny gyrates over the body of Lodi and Lodi grips his legs underneath the armpits of Lenny. Sunset Flip from Lodi. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi caught Lane off guard with that one.
Lodi fires an elbow to the ribs of Lenny. Lodi grabs Lenny and Lodi slams him. Lodi bounces off the ropes and kneedrop to the forehead. That make a sound like a gunshot. Lodi covers. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi picks up Lenny and whips him into the ropes. Lenny ducks a clothesline and Lenny rebounds off the ropes with a leaping running crotch shot to the face. Lodi is up his feet and Lenny bounces off the knee of Lodi. Shining Blond is ducked. Lodi grabs Lenny and knee to the ribcage. Lodi grabs Lenny and fisherman suplex. One, Two, Lodi breaks up the pin because Lenny is starting to feel him up. Lodi stomps away at Lenny. Lodi picks up Lenny and cobra clutch. Lodi is attempting to put Lenny asleep. Lenny backs Lodi into the corner. Lodi hits Lenny with a cobra clutch drop. Lodi covers hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Lodi picks up Lenny and Lodi whips him into the ropes. Lodi ducks the head and Lenny grabs Lodi in an abdominal stretch. Lenny spanks Lodi while he has the abdominal stretch on. Lodi looks pissed and Lodi rolls to the outside to try to catch a breather.
Lenny bounces off the ropes and tope suicida from Lenny to Lodi. Lodi was wiped out with that one. Lenny makes a show getting off Lodi by rubbing his chest on him. Lenny throws Lodi into the ring. Lenny bounces off the ropes and huge bulldog to Lodi. Lenny covers Lodi hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lenny gives the signal. Lenny goes to the full nelson. Going for the 69eer. Lodi counters with a backward kick to the groin. Lodi hits a facebuster across the knee. Lodi drags Lenny to the corner. Lodi climbs up the ropes. Lodi is perched and he goes for a pump splash NO Lenny moves out of the way. Lodi swings wildly but Lenny catches him in a sleeperhold. As sick as this sound, if Lenny puts Lodi to sleep, he can do anything he wants to with him. Lenny falls backwards with a sleeper slam. Lenny now has Lodi's body by the ropes, spread eagle. Lenny goes up the ropes. Lenny is facing the crowd and he blows a kiss. Lenny flips backwards and moonsault into the 69 position. Lenny stays in the position and the referee hesistates for a second but then kneels down. One, Two, Three. Lenny seems unable to move. Lenny is screaming something about jamming his neck. In any event, Lenny Lane is your winner. Injured Neck and all.
Lenny Lane pinned Lodi after a moonsault in 0:04:23. Lenny Lane suffered a neck injury. He will be out for approximately 1 month. Rating: 1/2*
A replay of the match ending moonsault is shown. A good high flying move but a bad outcome. Lenny appears to have jammed his neck on Lodi's inner thigh. Lenny finally is up. He is getting helped the back. Lenny will probally be out for a bit because of this minor neck injury.
Backstage:
Disco Inferno is pacing backstage talking to Ron Waterman who is holding an iron bar.
Disco:Tonight's going to be a good night. Tonight I am going to become the Commissioner and you finally destroy that pest Jeff Jarrett. What are you going to do to Jarrett's neck again?
Waterman grips the iron bar and slowly bends it until it snaps. Waterman and Disco share an evil laugh.
Disco:No Holds Barred, Waterman. That means you can kill Jarrett over and over until you decide to put him out of his misery for the pin.
We fade back to the arena.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Steve Armstrong. Steve will face his own brother Bad Attitude aka Brian Armstrong aka The Road Dogg. Steve looks ready to rumble. Steve grabs the microphone.\
Steve:Tonight my losing streak is going to end. I will walk out with a win or die trying. I will prove that you should be proud to be an Armstrong.
Steve drops the microphone. This should be a very interesting match. "Higher" by Creed plays and out comes Bad Attitude with Midajah. Bad Attitude, well the name says it all. That's what he has, a bad attitude. Former Tag Team Champion many times in that fed in the Northeast. He has yet to taste gold in the NAWA despite the fact the Armstrongs had many chances against the FBI. Bad Attitude joined the Young Guns in hoping for some respect.
Steve Armstrong vs Bad Attitude Brother against Brother. Both wrestlers circle each other. Bad Attitude slaps Steve across the face to start. Total disrespect. They lock up and Bad Attitude shoves his brother to the mat. Bad Attitude poses and Steve spins him around. Steve hits a punch to Attitude. Steve hits another punch to Attitude. Steve hits a third punch to Attitude. Steve hits a fourth punch to Attitude. Steve knocks Attitude to the outside with a fifth punch. Bad Attitude strolls around the ring. He just got punched out. Bad Attitude reenters the ring and Bad Attitude thumbs Steve in the eyes. Bad Attitude snap mares Steve. Bad Attitude goes right to a chinlock. Bad Attitude forces Steve down to the mat. Bad Attitude rides this hold. Bad Attitude uses the ropes for leverage behind the back of the referee. Bad Attitude takes the feet off the ropes when the referee turns around. Steve fights to his feet as the crowd gets behind Armstrong. Bad Attitude breaks the hold and knee to the gut. Bad Attitude throws Steve to the outside. Bad Attitude distracts the referee. Midajah hits a double axehandle from behind on Steve, stunning him. Midajah denies anything as the referee turns around.
Bad Attitude slides to the outside and grabs Steve. Bad Attitude rams Steve headfirst into the top of the guardrail. Bad Attitude throws Steve into the ring. Bad Attitude reenters the ring and kick to the ribs of Steve while he is on all fours. Bad Attitude hits a double axehandle to the back of Steve Armstrong. Bad Attitude sits on the back of Steve. Bad Attitude grabs the head and rears back. Camel Clutch is locked on by Bad Attitude. The head is being pulled back on. Bad Attitude is really working this hold in. Steve may have to give this match up. The referee is checking on Steve but he really doesn't want to submit. Steve shakes his head no at another check of submission. The head of Steve is starting to droop a little bit. The referee is checking the arm. The arm comes up and the arm comes down. That's one. The referee is checking the arm once again. The arm comes up and the arm STAYS UP. Only one and a half drops. Steve is attempting to power out but Bad Attitude drops the hold. Bad Attitude stomps Steve across the back of the head. Bad Attitude picks up Steve and jab. Bad Attitude jabs Steve again. Bad Attitude fires a third jab to the chin of Steve Armstrong.
Bad Attitude jabs Steve a fourth time. Bad Attitude rears back and knocks Steve down with a roundhouse right. Bad Attitude backs off and does a little juke and jive. Bad Attitude hits the Shaky Legs Kneedrop to Steve. Bad Attitude covers Steve hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Steve rolls a shoulder. Bad Attitude picks up Steve and sets him up. Bad Attitude is going to go for the Attitude Adjustment. There is the Pumphandle. Bad Attitude lifts Steve and goes for the slam but Steve slides down the back. Steve hits the Russian Legsweep to Bad Attitude. Steve has been using that as a tribute to his injured brother Brad. Steve covers Bad Attitude hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Midajah puts the foot on the bottom rope. Steve hops out of the ring and chases Midajah around the ring. Midajah enters the ring and Bad Attitude goes for a clothesline but it is ducked. Steve waylays Bad Attitude with a superkick. Steve goes up top. Midajah is on the ring apron and Midajah crotches Steve. Steve does a forward flip off the top rope. That damn Midajah may have cost Steve the match. Steve staggers up and gets rolled up from behind by Bad Attitude. Attitude has a handful of tights. One, Two, Three. Bad Attitude has scored a victory over Steve Armstrong tonight at StarClash. Steve could have won but Midajah interfered.
Bad Attitude pinned Steve Armstrong after a roll up in 0:05:16. Rating: 3/4*
Midajah raises the hand of Bad Attitude but Steve grabs both by the hair. The heads are rammed together. This is far from over. Rapmaster Killings runs to the ring and attacks Steve. Three on One beatdown on Steve but the crowd is excited about something. HERE COMES BRAD ARMSTRONG. Brad is not limping. He must be completely healed up. Brad doesn't look happy at a former friend of the Armstrong Family or his brother doing this to his other brother. Bad Attitude attempts to make peace but Brad knocks him for a loop with a punch. Rapmaster goes for a clothesline but Brad ducks. Brad clotheslines the Rapmaster down to the canvas. Brad is cleaning house. The heels have left the ring to lick their wounds. Midajah, Bad Attitude, and Rapmaster Killings are on the ramp. Brad Armstrong helps Steve up and Brad is back. Young Guns Incorporated better watch out. The sides are becoming a bit more equal now.
The next NAWA Pay Per View is January 26th. It's NAWA Luck of the Draw. 20 NAWA Superstars go at it in an over the top battle royal. The prize...a shot at the NAWA World Title. From the Rosemont Horizon in Chicago.
"Higher" by Creed kicks out and out walks Rapmaster Killings with Midajah for this next match. Rapmaster walks to the ring. He grabs the microphone.
Killings:Yo-Yo-Yo. Brad Armstrong may be back But he is anything but a demon in the sack I am Rapmaster Fucking Killings I give all the women the thrillings Any memories of me are sure to stick because I have a ten inch dick Tonight I face Super Crazy The beatdown I give that bitch will be anything but lazy This will be true: StarClash will be Super Crazy's Waterloo So tonight at StarClash Super Crazy will get a severe case of whiplash True dat, bitch
Killings drops the microphone. Will he be able to cash the checks tonight that his mouth has been writing? He wanted a match with a World Class Superstar like Super Crazy and he gets one tonight at NAWA StarClash.
"Just A Little Super Crazy" plays and out comes the Insane Luchadore, Super Crazy. Crazy looks ready. Rapmaster Killings has yet to score a win in a one on one singles match in the NAWA. He has won many tag team matches with other members of Young Guns Incorporated recently. Crazy took Jerry Lynn to the limit several times and beat him in the feud ending match back at the End of Days. This is a bit one sided but Crazy better not take Killings lightly. He has Midajah at ringside and she is devious in her own right.
Super Crazy vs Rapmaster Killings They lock up. Killings headlocks Crazy to start. Killings is shoved off the ropes. Crazy grips Killings underneath the arm and goes for a hiptoss. Killings lands on his feet. Crazy goes for another hiptoss but Killings lands on his feet again. Crazy knees Killings in the ribs and this time Crazy hiptosses Killings to the mat. Crazy hits a chop to Killings as he gets up. Crazy throws Killings into the ropes but Killings does a baseball slide to the outside. Killings takes a stroll around the ring. No need to rush things too early. Killings rolls back in and Crazy forearms Killings across the bridge of the nose. Crazy whips Killings into the ropes and Crazy hits a dropkick to Killings. Crazy grabs Killings around the leg and spinning toehold. Killings is making his way to the ropes and Killings makes it. Crazy picks up Killings and Crazy whips Killings into the ropes. Crazy hits a dropkick to the face of Killings. Crazy picks up Killings and knee to the ribcage. Crazy hooks Killings and drives him down with a DDT. Crazy floats over for the pin. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy goes right into the Mexican Surfboard. Another attempt at a submission on the Rapmaster. Crazy releases the hold after a few seconds of torture.
Crazy lifts Killings off the mat and European Uppercut. Crazy whips Killings into the ropes. Crazy charges in but he gets a boot to the face from Killings. Killings flies out of the corner with a clothesline. Killings hits a kneedrop to Crazy. Killings picks up Crazy and props him up in the corner. Killings stings the chest of Crazy with a vicious backhand chop. Killings chops Crazy once again. Killings hits a third chop to Crazy. Killings kicks Crazy in the midsection. Killings hits a kneelift to Super Crazy. Killings does the splits and then drops an elbow on Super Crazy. Killings kips up and drops another elbow. Killings kips up a second time and drops a third elbow. Killings hooks the leg of Crazy attempting the pin. One, Two, Kickout. Killings picks up Crazy and throws him into the ropes. Killings hits a back elbow to Crazy. Killings picks up Crazy and punch. Killings drives another punch into the face of Crazy. Killings rears back and smacks Crazy with a third punch. Killings whips Crazy into the ropes. Killings lifts Crazy up and Killings drives Crazy down to the canvas with a flapjack. Killings rolls the prone body of Super Crazy over. Killings covers Super Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Killings gets up and picks up Crazy. Killings punches Crazy hard.
Killings whips Crazy into the ropes. Killings hits a leg lariat sending Crazy crashing down to the canvas. Killings picks up Crazy and Killings hooks Crazy. Killings hits a snap suplex on Crazy. Killings gets up and Killings is going up top. High risk moving coming up from the Rapmaster. Crazy slowly pulls himself up and Killings leaps off the top with a missile dropkick. Killings goes for the cover right away on Super Crazy. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Killings picks up Crazy and Killings hits him with a bulldog. Killings goes up top again. Second high risk move of the night from the Rapmaster on the way. Rapmaster flies off the top and lands onto Crazy with a guillotine legdrop. Killings covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Killings can't believe it. Killings stomps Crazy. Killings stomps Crazy. Killings stomps Crazy. Killings picks up Crazy and Killings whips Crazy into the ropes. Killings hits a spinning leg lariat knocking Crazy down. Killings goes up top again. Third time may just be the charm off the top rope. Killings is perched on top. Killings flies off with another guillotine legdrop but CRAZY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY. Killings crashes onto the canvas hard.
Killings staggers up to his feet. Crazy is up as well. Killings rears back for a punch but Crazy blocks it. Crazy hits a punch to Killings. Killings goes for another punch but Crazy blocks it. Crazy punches Killings again. Killings goes for another punch but Crazy blocks a third time. Crazy punches Killings. Crazy punches Killings. Crazy punches Killings. Crazy whips Killings into the ropes. Crazy leaps onto the shoulders of Killings and snaps him over with a rana. Killings is on his feet and Crazy whips Killings to the ropes. Crazy snaps Killings into the air. Up and down with a back body drop from Crazy to Killings. Killings rolls to the outside to try and catch a breath. Crazy vaults over the ropes with a plancha to Killings. Crazy is on the ring apron and Crazy goes for a tope con hilo but Midajah pulls Killings out of harm's way. Crazy crashes into the guardrail hard. Killings picks up Crazy and shoves him into the ring. Killings reenters the ring and covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout.
Killings looks a bit frustrated. Killings picks up Crazy and whips him into the ropes. Killings hits a leaping side kick taking Crazy down. Killings covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Killings picks up Crazy again and chops him. Killings hits another chop on Crazy. Killings whips Crazy into the ropes. Killings hits a kick to the midsection. Killings bounces off the ropes and running kneelift. Killings lifts Crazy up and Killings slams Crazy. Killings is going up top. One more time. Crazy is on his feet. Killings flies off the top. High Cross Body off the top NO Crazy rolls through. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Killings hits Crazy with a vicious sidekick as Crazy rises to his feet. Killings gives the signal. Killings goes for the Diamond Cutter but Crazy shoves him off. A lariat from Crazy is ducked and Killings knees Crazy in the gut. Killings lifts up Crazy and FALCON ARROW. He calls that move the Hat Rack Crack. He hasn't had a chance to use that move in a while. Killings covers hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Killings can't believe it and now he is scaling up the ropes. Killings is facing the crowd. Crazy is up and Crazy dropkicks Killings from behind. Crazy climbs up and Crazy throws Killings off the top with Splash Mountain. Crazy covers Killings hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up.
Damn that was so close. Crazy could feel it on that one. Crazy bounces off the ropes. Crazy goes for a springboard moonsault but Killings moves. Crazy lands on his feet and Killings catches him by surprise with the Diamond Cutter. Killings covers Crazy hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Killings just beat Super Crazy. That was the biggest upset in the history of the NAWA. One of them anyway.
Rapmaster Killings pinned Super Crazy after the Diamond Cutter in 0:09:31. Rating: ** 1/2
Killings gets up and has his hand raised in a token of victory. Killings talks trash to the fallen form of Super Crazy. Crazy has been in a slump as of late. He lost to Steve Corino and Rapmaster Killings on back to back NAWA Pay Per View Events.
"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes Scott Hall for this next match. Scott Hall has had his problems with Psycho Sid in the last few weeks. Hall looks to settle the score with his former friend and bodyguard tonight at StarClash. Hall grabs the microphone. This always proves to be an interesting experience.
Hall:Hey yo.
The crowd cheers in response.
Hall:Tonight at Starclash I go one on one with Big Sid. I have been sober for four hours and I am pretty pissed off. So Sid, let's do this old school. Come on, punk. Let's see what you got.
"Psycho" plays and out comes Sid. Sid doesn't look too happy. This match will not be pretty. In both senses of the word. After all it does involve Sid "Workrate Gone" Vicious.
Sid Vicious vs Scott Hall They lock up and Sid goes right to the choke. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sid whips Hall into the ropes and Sid ducks the head. Hall hits a kick to the nose. Hall hits another kick to the nose. Hall goes for a punch but Sid just stands there. Sid grabs Hall by the hair and drives a knee into the breadbasket. Sid grabs Hall and chokes him. Sid is slowly choking Hall out. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sid shoves Hall down and chokes him with his boot. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sid picks up Hall and whips him into the ropes. Sid goes for a big boot but Hall ducks. Hall goes for a choke but Sid rakes Hall across the eyes. Sid grabs Hall and massive bearhug. Sid is wrapping those arms around the side of Hall trying to squeeze the pain out of him. Hall is swinging wildly attempting to find a way out of this hold. The referee checks Hall but Hall refuses to give in to the monster that is Sid Vicious. Hall claps the ears of Sid and Sid breaks the hold. Only to give Hall a very vicious knee to the breadbasket. Sid clamps down on Hall with a trapezius nerve hold. You have got to be kidding me. Sid is using a hold that is out of date in the 1960s. The old massage my opponents shoulder's with my thumbs and pretend it's a nerve hold move.
Hall is sinking fast. Perhaps out of boredom since this match is sucking the meat missile. The referee is checking the arm of Hall. The arm is going up and the arm drops down. That is drop number one. The arm comes up a second time and drops a second time. That's two. The referee pauses and lifts the arm. The arm only does a half a drop. Sid releases the nerve hold. Sid picks up Hall and Sid whips Hall into the corner. Sid hits a corner clothesline. Sid now smothers Hall in the corner. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Sid grabs Hall and choke lift. One, Two, Three, Four, Sid throws Hall down to the canvas. Sid picks up Hall and Sid lifts him up in a gutwrench. Sid just holds the gutwrench. Not the dreaded upside down body vice of doom. And a very lazy version at that. The referee checks Hall but Hall manages to flip out of the hold. Sid grabs Hall and bodyslam. Sid bounces off the ropes and elbowdrop from Sid. Sid covers Hall hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sid gets up and bitches out the referee. Sid can't expect to get the pin after an elbowdrop. Come on. He didn't take off his elbowpad and run the ropes after all.
Sid bounces off the ropes again and a second elbowdrop misses. Hall is up and Sid charges Hall but Hall moves and Sid hits the corner. Hall rolls up Sid from behind. One, Two, Kickout. Hall is loosening the turnbuckle pad. Hall turns around right into a big foot from Sid. Sid picks up Hall and Sid grabs Hall by the throat. Sid hoists Hall off the canvas and drives him down with a choke slam. Sid now reminds us that he is "the master and ruler of the world". Thanks Sid, I almost forgot. Sid picks up Hall and standing headscissors. Sid lifts up Hall and drives him down with the Power Bomb. Sid climbs to the second rope and plays to the crowd. I think he thinks he has Hall in the palm of his hand. Sid drops down and goes to another set of turnbuckles to play to the other side of the crowd. JUST END THE BLASTED MATCH ALREADY. The crowd looks about ready to riot. Hall meanwhile is starting to show signs of life. Sid is posing and Hall crawls up behind Sid. Hall pulls himself up and uppercut between the legs of Sid. Hall hooks Sid underneath the arms and brings him off the second rope with the Outsider's Edge. Hall covers Sid and hooks the leg. The referee counts:One, Two, Three. Hall is your winner. Somehow Hall has beat Sid. Sid has no one to blame but himself.
Scott Hall pinned Sid Vicious with the Outsider Edge in 0:05:37. Rating: -** 3/4
A ring attendent hands Hall a bottle of beer and Hall cracks it open. Hall drinks up. Hall has got the win over the big man known as Sid. Hall has...SID ATTACKS HALL FROM BEHIND. What a sore loser! Sid grabs Hall and Choke Slam. Sid stomps away on Hall until sercurity comes to pull the big man off. Sid has left his mark on Scott Hall.
Coming in 2003:The Dead Pool
Backstage:
Shane Douglas is backstage.
Douglas:I have one of those feelings. I feel that it will happen. The NAWA World Title is my fucking property and Sting's title reign was a sham. I took care of some problems and now I have come to claim what is mine. Sting, you are a broken man. Tonight I finish you off once and for all. The rubber match. You won one and I won one. Tonight I prove that your victory was a fluke. The Franchise's time is now.
"The Theme From the Godfather" plays and out comes Tony Mamaluke. Mamaluke is wearing bright green pants, a red vest, three gold necklesses, a top hat with a feather on it, and twirling a diamond tipped cane. Mamaluke comes to the ring looking pumped for action. He sheds the vest and green pants to reveal his normal Mamaluke wrestling tights. He puts the hat and necklasses on Gary Michael Cappetta, our NAWA ring announcer. He looks ready. Can he be the one to detrone Yang? The time for action is now tonight at NAWA StarClash.
"The Flute Music" plays and out comes Jimmy Yang. Yang has the NAWA Cruiserweight Belt wrapped around his waist. Jimmy Yang has beat Tony Mamaluke in their two other NAWA Cruiserweight Title meetings in the past. Will the third time be the charm for Mamaluke? The bell rings and this match is underway.
NAWA Cruiserweight Title Match: Tony Mamaluke vs Jimmy Yang(c)
Lock up to start and Mamaluke headlocks the champion. Mamaluke takes down Yang while in the headlock. Mamaluke rides out the hold and Yang counters with a hammerlock. Mamaluke reverses into a hammerlock of his own. Yang fights up and goes for a snap mare but Mamaluke lands on his feet. Mamaluke fires a back elbow to the jaw of Yang. Mamaluke grabs Yang and Mamaluke whips him into the ropes. Mamaluke hits a drop toehold and Mamaluke bridges over with a bridging chickenwing. Yang fights to his feet and Mamaluke breaks his grip. Both men circle each other. Mamaluke grabs Yang and goes for a whip but Yang reverses. Mamaluke crashes into the corner. Yang charges in but Mamaluke gets the feet up. Mamaluke whips Yang into the corner. Mamaluke charges in and monkey flips Yang out of the corner. Mamaluke hits a kneedrop to the top of the head of Yang. Mamaluke goes right to the armbar, riding the shoulder of the cruiserweight champion. Yang pulls himself up and Yang reverses into a hammerlock. Yang wrenches on the elbow of Mamaluke. Yang shoves Mamaluke off and Yang hits a stiff palm thrust to the chest. I wouldn't be surprised if that caused a collapsed lung. Yang chops Mamaluke. Yang hits an uppercut to the nose and Mamaluke staggers into the corner. Yang grabs Mamaluke and hiptoss out of the corner. Mamaluke flips hard onto the canvas.
Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang kicks Mamaluke in the ribcage. Yang drives another vicious kick into the ribs of Mamaluke. Yang grips his legs around the torso of Mamaluke and takes him down with a bodyscissors. Yang floats over and forearm across the bridge of the nose. Yang drives another forearm across the nose. Yang drives a third forearm across the nose of Mamaluke. Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang whips Mamaluke. Yang hits a vicious spinning leg lariat to Mamaluke. Yang backs off and drives the soles of his boots into the ribs of Mamaluke with a double stomp. Yang covers Mamaluke hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang drags Mamaluke across the ring so he is draped over the ring apron. Yang slingshots himself over the rope and drops a chop into the throat of Mamaluke. Yang rolls back into the ring and Yang picks up Mamaluke. Yang whips Mamaluke into the ropes. Yang hits a knee to the gut. Yang grabs Mamaluke in a rear waistlock and drives him down with a back suplex. Yang grabs Mamaluke and hooks the arm in a modified crucifix armbar. Yang now hooks the leg of Mamaluke. Yang has a Ziplock on Mamaluke. Yang is cranking on that Ziplock. This puts pressure on the neck, legs, arms, and back. Yang could get a submission off of this one. Mamaluke is attempting to squirm out of the hold. Mamaluke has reached the ropes but barely.
Yang breaks the hold. Yang picks up Mamaluke and armwringer into a huge kick to the ribs. Yang climbs the ropes with Mamaluke in a wristlock. Yang walks the top rope and springboard armdrag to Mamaluke. Yang has the cross-armbreaker on Mamaluke. This can cripple someone. Break someone's arm. Mamaluke however is close to the ropes so he scissors the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Yang waits to the very last second just to be a dick. Yang rolls Mamaluke into the center of the ring and Yang picks up Mamaluke and armwringer once again. Yang hits a vicious short range lariat. Mamaluke folds up big time. Mamaluke's neck could have been snapped. Yang grabs Mamaluke and vicious neck wrench hold. Yang is just twisting that neck at an unhealthy angle. Yang adds a bodyscissors to Mamaluke. A submission could be coming up right now. Mamaluke manages to get, no Yang hooks the arm as well. Yang has grapevined the arm as well. Mamaluke won't submit just yet but Yang has incapicated his means to getting to the ropes to break this hold. Either Mamaluke submits or Yang breaks his neck. That is the only ways this match will end. Mamaluke manages to break his arm free and Mamaluke barely reaches the ropes. Yang reluctanly releases the hold. Yang gets up as Mamaluke rolls over. Yang hits a kneedrop to the back of the neck. That is just uncalled for damnit. Yang is turning very evil throughout this match.
Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang hooks him in a rear waistlock. Yang lifts up Mamaluke and YANG DRIVES MAMALUKE HEADFIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH A BACKDROP DRIVER. Ding, dong, Mamaluke may be dead. Yang prods the corpse with his foot and slowly rolls over the challenger for the pin. Yang covers Mamaluke. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Mamaluke somehow still has feeling in his limps. Still enough to kick out. I don't know how but he did it. Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang chops Mamaluke. Yang chops Mamaluke once again. Yang chops Mamaluke a third time. Yang puts Mamaluke on his shoulders and Yang falls to his side. Yang drives Mamaluke down with a Death Valley Bomb. Another sick head drop from the Cruiserweight Champion. Yang covers Mamaluke. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up once again. Yang can't believe this. Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang whips Mamaluke into the ropes. Yang hits a rana to Mamaluke. Yang hooks both legs on the way down. One, Two, Mamaluke rolls through the hold with a sunset flip. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Yang hits a vicious kick to the face. Mamaluke is bleeding hardway right now. Yang doesn't care. He will do anything to retain that Cruiserweight Championship. Mamaluke attempts to sit up but he can't because of his sore neck.
Yang covers Mamaluke. One, Two, Thr...Mamaluke grips the bottom rope at the last possible second. Yang looks to be at the end of his patience. Yang hooks Mamaluke and sets him on the top rope. Yang gets a running start and HUGE Running Venus Punch clipping the jaw of Mamaluke. Yang grabs Mamaluke and flips him off the top rope with the Iconoclasm. Mamaluke was driven down to the canvas. Yang covers Mamaluke. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. The hell. That is one of Yang's major moves. Yang goes up top. Yang is going to go for something big off the top but Mamaluke kips up. Mamaluke runs up the top and DDT OFF THE TOP TO YANG. Yang was driven headfirst onto the canvas. Mamaluke may have did everything he had left to do that Super DDT to Yang. The referee is putting the ten count on both men. Can either man get up? Mamaluke is starting to show some signs of life but will it be enough. Mamaluke drapes an arm over the prone body of the champion. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up.
Mamaluke looks battled worn but he is taking it up top. Mamaluke is willing to take risks to snap the undefeated streak of Jimmy Yang and win the Cruiserweight Championship. Mamaluke leaps off and he misses the Sicilian Jam. Mamaluke crashes onto his canvas and it looks like that the impact that his hip hit, his leg just went numb. Yang is up and Yang kicks Mamaluke. Yang muscles Mamaluke up and Yang has the Gory Special locked on Mamaluke. Yang hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker from the Gory Special. Yang covers Mamaluke for the pin attempt. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Once again another nearfall after that Gory Neckbreaker. Yang grabs Mamaluke and palm thrust right to the jaw. Yang grabs Mamaluke and he goes for the backdrop driver but Mamaluke flips to his feet. Mamaluke leaps on the shoulders for a victory roll but Yang falls backwards with an electric chair suplex. Yang bridges for the cover. All four shoulders are on that mat. One, Yang's shoulder lifts up, Two, Thr...shoulder up from Mamaluke. Yang grabs Mamaluke and Yang crosses the arms across the chest of Mamaluke. Yang hits a Straightjacket Suplex to the challenger. Yang bridges for the pin. One, Two, Thr....Yang can't hold the bridge because of fatigue. Mamaluke was saved by that. Yang rolls on top of the battered Mamaluke. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Yang still didn't get it. Too much time passed since Mamaluke got his head driven into the canvas and that cover.
Yang picks up Mamaluke and Yang scoops him up. Yang bodyslams Mamaluke. Yang hobbles over to the ropes. Yang is going for the Yang Time by the looks of it. Yang climbs up facing the crowd. Maybe an inverted Yang Time. Mamaluke pulls himself up but he collapses on the ropes. Crotching Yang in the process. Mamaluke slowly climbs up behind Yang. Mamaluke hooks Yang in a rear waistlock. Does Mamaluke have enough power to get Mamaluke over? MAMALUKE TAKES YANG OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUICIDEPLEX. Jesus Christ that was huge. That gets a holy shit chant from the NAWA fans in Houston. The referee is putting the count and I don't think either man is showing any signs of life. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Mamaluke rolls an arm on top of Yang. One, Two, Thr...Yang somehow gets the shoulder up a half an inch off the canvas. Barely but enough to count. Mamaluke grabs Yang and puts him in a standing headscissors. Mamaluke lifts up Yang and power bombs him. Mamaluke is hunched over with barely any energy left. Mamaluke grapevines the legs and turns Yang over in the Sicilian Cloverleaf.
Mamaluke arches back on the hold. Mamaluke is really going for this submission but Mamaluke collapses and releases the hold. Mamaluke does not have it to keep the hold on. Mamaluke has been drained after all of those headrops. Yang pulls himself up. Yang kicks Mamaluke in the ribcage. Yang grabs Mamaluke in a full nelson and goes for the Dragon Suplex but Mamaluke blocks it. Mamaluke forward rolls Yang. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Mamaluke runs right into a kick to the head. Yang grabs Mamaluke in the fisherman setup and he goes of the Perfect Driver but Mamaluke blocks it. Mamaluke goes for a fisherman suplex but Yang blocks that. Yang goes for another attempt at the Perfect Driver but Mamaluke blocks that. Mamaluke snaps Yang over with a snap suplex. Yang rolls to the outside, panting. Mamaluke is up on top and Mamaluke goes for a plancha to the floor NO YANG SPITS THE MIST IN THE EYES OF MAMALUKE. Yang shoves Mamaluke into the ring. Mamaluke has been blinded by the mist. Yang grabs Mamaluke and hooks him. Yang lifts up Mamaluke and PERFECT DRIVER. No one has escaped this. No One. Yang rolls over onto Mamaluke. Yang hooks the leg. One, Two, Three. No one will tonight either. Yang is still the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion. It took Yang nearly snapping Mamaluke's neck and spitting an illegal substance in his eyes, but he did it.
Jimmy Yang pinned Tony Mamaluke after the Perfect Driver in 0:12:14. Rating: *** (Jimmy Yang retained the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.)
Yang holds up the NAWA Cruiserweight Title for the win. Can anyone beat Jimmy Yang? It doesn't appear that way. Mamaluke gave it everything he had in this match but it just wasn't enough. Yang may be the best Cruiserweight in North America today.
Backstage:
New Jack is standing backstage.
Jack:Tonight the time for trash talking is done. That foo' Harry Harris will rue the day he got in the business of New Jack. Walk Through Hell. Hell...I lived in hell. The streets of Atlanta are hell. Tonight, sucka, that bitch is going down. The Xtreme Title is going to be over my shoulder for the fourth time. The match where careers end. Walk Through Hell. Well Harry Harris, thanks for the memories but your time is short. Now get that camera out of my fucking face, cracka.
We fade back to the arena. It is now time for the next match. "Fuck The Police" by Rage Against the Machine plays and out comes Ron Waterman. Waterman comes to the ring without an expression on his face. Jeff Jarrett will finally get Ron Waterman in a one on one match tonight. Can Jarrett beat Waterman or will Waterman finally put Jarrett out of action for good? Waterman stands in the ring and cracks his knuckles.
"So Why Don't You Choke On That, Slapnuts"
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and Jeff Jarrett is not coming out from the entry way. Jeff Jarrett is coming through the crowd with a baseball bat. Jarrett enters the ring and baseball bat shot to the back of Ron Waterman. Waterman barely flinches but the bell rings and this match is underway.
No Holds Barred Match Jeff Jarrett vs Ron Waterman
Jarrett swings the bat back and goes for another shot but Waterman catches it and rips it out of the hand of Jarrett. Waterman throws the bat away and Jarrett hits a thumb to the eye. Jarrett drops to his knees and low blow on Ron Waterman. Jarrett punches Waterman. Jarrett hits another punch to Waterman. Jarrett hits a third punch to Waterman. Waterman grabs Jarrett by the throat and shoves him over the ropes. Jarrett takes a nasty spill on the floor. Waterman follows Jarrett to the outside and Waterman grabs Jarrett. Irish Whip into the guardrail. Jarrett crashes into the guardrail hard. Waterman charges Jarrett but Jarrett moves. Waterman crashes sternum first into the guardrail. Jarrett backs up the ramp and Waterman staggers after Jarrett. None of Jarrett's tactics seem to be working so far. Waterman charges Jarrett and clothesline to Jarrett. Waterman lifts up Jarrett and presses him above his head. Good lord. Waterman hits a Gorilla Press off the entrance ramp onto the cold hard concrete below. That was pure raw power that did that right there. Waterman leaps down after the fallen body of Jarrett. Waterman picks up Jarrett and Waterman presses him over his head once again. Waterman heaves Jarrett back onto the steel rampway.
Waterman climbs onto the rampway and picks up Jarrett. Waterman places Jarrett onto his shoulder and gets a running start. Waterman attempts to ram Jarrett into the steel beaming of the NAWA vision but Jarrett drops down. Jarrett rams Waterman headfirst into the rampway. Jarrett has opened a bloody gash on the side of the head of Waterman and Jarrett hits a Thesz Press managing to take Waterman down. Jarrett rips at the gash with his bare hands. This is the first time that Waterman has shown any signs of weakness in the NAWA. Jarrett bites the forehead of Waterman. Blood is dripping down the forehead of Waterman and Jarrett is climbing up the support beams. I think Waterman has gone bezerk at seeing his own blood so he meets Jarrett up on the bottom landing. Waterman grabs Jarrett and throws him off the bottom landing of the NAWA vision. Waterman leaps off with an elbowdrop, crushing the ribs of Jarrett. Jarrett is coughing up blood. He may have some internal injuries which is not a good thing. Waterman grabs Jarrett and Waterman drapes Jarrett over his shoulder. Waterman drops Jarrett throat first onto the guardrail. Despite the fact that this is no countout, no DQ, this is NOT Falls Count Anywhere so Waterman better bring this match to the ring if he wants to pin Jarrett.
Waterman walks off. Waterman drags a table out from underneath the ring. Waterman sets up the table. Waterman grabs Jarrett by the throat and attempts to lift him up but Jarrett rips at the eyes with his fingers. Jarrett grabs a camera cable and mounts the back of Waterman while choking him out with the cable. Waterman rips the camera cable off his throat and Jarrett runs backstage. Waterman follows him. Waterman looks around backstage but Jarrett is nowhere to be found. Waterman walks into another room and a stack of crates get dumped on Waterman. Waterman is buried under those crates and Jeff Jarrett was the one that tipped them over onto Waterman. Jarrett drags Waterman's body out of the wreckage but Waterman's hand finds the throat of Jarrett. Jarrett kicks Waterman and picks up a crate. Jarrett breaks the crate over the head of Waterman but Waterman just stands there and grabs Jarrett. Waterman lifts up Jarrett in a bodyslam pickup and runs across the hallway. Waterman rams Jarrett right through a nearby glass window. Jarrett's back has cuts all over it and Waterman has a gash on his right elbow. Blood is dripping from the elbow of Waterman but he doesn't care.
Waterman drapes Jarrett over his shoulder and is walking back to the arena with him so he can score the pin. This may take a minute or so. Waterman emerges through the steel ramp and Jarrett attempts to fight back but Waterman sets him down. Waterman wipes out Jarrett with a hughe clothesline. Waterman grabs Jarrett in a bearhug and Waterman backs up. Waterman rams Jarrett headfirst into the ringpost. Bloody splotches are on the ringpost from that one. Jarrett's blond hair his now a deep crimson red. Waterman's entire right arm is covered in blood. Waterman throws Jarrett back into the ring. Jarrett is on his knees, blood dripping from his mouth. Waterman hits a kick to the ribcage of Jarrett. Waterman picks up Jarrett and Waterman puts him in a standing headcissors. Waterman lifts Jarrett up and drives him down with a power bomb. Waterman lifts Jarrett up again and drives him down with a second power bomb. Waterman hangs on and lifts Jarrett up again. Waterman drives Jarrett down to the mat with a third power bomb. Waterman lifts Jarrett up one more time and Waterman hits a spiral bomb sending Jarrett crashing down to the mat with a sickening thud. Waterman covers Jarrett hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up.
Waterman thought he had it. Waterman picks up Jarrett and Waterman throws Jarrett into the corner. Waterman charges in but avalanche from Waterman misses. Jarrett punches Waterman. Jarrett hits a second punch to Waterman. Jarrett hits a third punch to Waterman. Jarrett kicks Waterman a little south of the border and Jarrett spikes Waterman down with a DDT. Waterman gets right back up but Jarrett is already on the top rope. Jarrett hits a flying clothesline but Waterman is only down to one knee. Jarrett rolls to the outside and is underneath the ring. Jarrett has the guitar. Jarrett is going to paste Waterman with his main foreign object. Jarrett swings the guitar but Waterman ducks. Waterman grips Jarrett's throat and starts to lift Jarrett up but Jarrett brings the guitar down on the head of Waterman. Jarrett grabs the guitar handle and jabs it into the throat of Waterman. Jarrett grips Waterman from behind and Jarrett drives Waterman down with the Stroke. Waterman sits right back up as if nothing happened. Jarrett kicks Waterman again and drives him down with a second Stroke. Jarrett rolls to the outside and Jarrett has the ring bell. Waterman is up after a second Stroke. Jarrett swings the bell and brings it down on the head of Waterman with a solid ding. Jarrett hooks Waterman and Stroke on the ring bell. That has to do it. Jarrett rolls Waterman over. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up.
God Damnit that was close. Jarrett bounces off the ropes but he walks right into a sidewalk slam. Waterman covers Jarrett. One, Two, Three. Ron Waterman has won this no hold barred match tonight at StarClash.
No-DQ-Match Ron Waterman pinned Jeff Jarrett after a sidewalk slam in 0:10:08. Rating: ** 3/4
Waterman grabs Jarrett and Choke Slam. Waterman has drilled Jarrett. Waterman grabs Jarrett again and Choke Slam over the top rope and to the floor. Waterman has drilled Jarrett once again. Waterman is attempting to end the career of Jarrett once and for all tonight. Waterman walks off with Jarrett twitching on the ramp. This concludes the first part of StarClash. The second part is coming up real shortly after this five minute intermission.