Opening Video starts.

Voiceover:Some people live through the hope that this planet we call Earth is a perfect world [N] Voiceover:But they are seriously mistaken [A] Voiceover:Everything is not so perfect [W] Voiceover:and those people who are in denile are in for a serious Reality Check [A] Voiceover::Its NAWA Reality Check only on PPV (Triple Threat plotting) (Sting in the rafters) (New Jack hitting a chair dive off of the top of the cage to the Sandman) (Lenny and Lodi in the ring) (Norman Smiley in the ring) (Terry Funk hitting a moonsault off the 16-foot cage) [Jerry Lynn hits the Cradle Piledriver on Super Crazy] [Shane Douglas with a belly-to-belly superplex on Sting] [Christopher Daniels misses an Asai Moonsault on Lenny Lane] [Roadkill hits the Dirt Road Slam on Brian Lee] [Norman Smiley with a spinning bodyslam to Chris Candido] [Scott Steiner with the Steiner Recliner on Jeff Jarrett] [Francine rolls a scaffold on wheels with cinderblocks and wooden palattes on top of Midajah nearly killing her.] [Tony Mamaluke hitting the Professional Hit on Brian Armstrong] [footage of Marc Mero knocking out the Gambler] [footage of Sting hitting a Stinger Splash to Shane Douglas] [footage of Jeff Jarrett hitting Brad Armstrong with a guitar] [footage of Shane Douglas hitting belly to belly suplex on Steve Armstrong] [footage of Jeff Jarrett pinning Terry Funk] [Brief flash of the champions of the NAWA is shown] [Slow fade in to NAWA Reality Check Logo and then explosion. Fade in to the arena]

Cyrus and Joey Styles are at ringside.

Joey Styles:Welcome to NAWA Reality Check on PPV. I'm Joey Styles. Cyrus:and I am the host. The man you paid to see commentate for 2 and a half hours. Cyrus. >Joey Styles:Thats your opinion Cyrus. Anyway Tonight we will see Terry Funk face Shane Douglas in our feature bout tonight for the NAWA world title. This will be a streetfight. Cyrus:No DQs, No Countouts, No Time Limits, Falls Count Anywhere. The Triple Threat Barred from ringside. After each pin or submission a 10 count is started. If the victim of the fall fails to answer he will loser the match. Joey Styles:But that is the main event. Lets get down to the ring. The first match is going to a boxing match. Toughman style. The NAWA jobber champion The Gambler vs Marc Mero. Cyrus:I think this might be the biggest boxing match from Vegas since Holyfield-Tyson II. In all seriousness this could be the end of the Gambler, because Marc Mero is a former golden gloves champion. Care to explain the point system Joey. Joey Styles:Three 1-minute rounds. 5 points for most punches. 10 points for takedown. 15 points for knockdown. 3 knockdowns in a round ends the match and of course a K'O will also end the match.

"Viva Las Vegas" plays and out comes the Gambler. Gambler is out with Adrian Bryd, a member of the NAWA jobber division. Bryd has a towel and he trained Gambler for this match. Bryd does have a sharp right hand when he is in position to hit it. Gambler takes off the NAWA jobber title and hands it to the time keeper. The jobber title is not on the line since this is a boxing match and plus Mero doesn't meet in the jobber division requirements(You have to be a complete loser to be in the jobber division).

"Wild Thing" by the X plays and out comes Marc Mero. His corner person is of course his wife Rena Mero. Who would win a fight between Rena and Bryd. Hmm that is a tale for another day. Mero shadow boxes.

Referee Billy Silverman calls both men to the center.

Billy Silverman:You know the point system. You may use takedowns. No kicking. No shots below the belt. No wrestling moves besides takedowns. If you do any of these tactics you get a warning. If you do it a second time you get disqualified. Now I want a good clean fight. Lets get it on.

Toughman Match The Gambler(w/Adrian Bryd) vs Marc Mero(w/Rena Mero)

Round 1: Mero goes for his deadly roundhouse right out of the gate but Gambler squats down to avoid. Gambler then with a solid jab to the midsection. Mero with a left hook and Gambler is now bleeding from above the eye. Mero with three jabs and Gambler backs off. Mero goes for the roundhouse but Gambler grabs the fist and throws it back. This is nearing wrestling but that move is legal. Gambler now hits a jab to Mero's chin and jumps from side to side. He is trying Mero. Gambler with an uppercut and there is the bell. Gambler landed three sucessful punches and Mero landed four sucessful punches. Mero gets five points. No knockdowns or takedowns. They get a 1 minute restbreak. Restbreak #1:Adrian Bryd fires up the Gambler with a pep talk. Mero is just relaxing and not paying any attention. Mero then says to the camera he was having fun during that round now its time to take it home. Round 2:The bell signalling the start of round 2 begins. Gambler dances and trys for a sucession of jabs but Mero side steps them and The Gambler is just hitting air. Gambler goes for a punch but Mero ducks it and The Gambler gets a uppercut to the jaw. Gambler falls butt first onto his stool. Thats a knockdown. Gambler is furious. He swings wildly but Mero cockily sidesteps in. A second punch however clipped Mero in the jaw and Mero is down. Mero gets up and Gambler hits a sucessful double leg takedown. Gambler then hits a jab to Mero on the right shoulder. The bell rings. The Gambler has 2 sucessful punches, a knockdown, and a takedown. Thats 30 points. Mero has a knockdown. 15 points. Gambler is leading this fight by 10 points.

Restbreak #2:Mero is furious. He is not resting. He picks up his stool and angrily lobs it at the Gambler. Gambler is up and he pushes Mero. The trainers plus the referee seperate this.

Round 3:Mero is ready to land that knockout blow. Gambler is ready to take whatever. and their off. Mero with a jab. Gambler with a jab. Gambler with a uppercut. Mero with a body shot. Gambler and Mero punch each other at the same time and knock each other's mouth piece out. Gambler is pissed and he charages at Mero. Mero hits him with the Roundhouse Right. Gambler ran right into. The referee calls for the bell.

Winner:Marc Mero(K'O' 3rd Round)

Mero now looks at the referee but he is busy attending to the Gambler. So is Adrian Bryd. Mero takes off his glove and shows his right hand to the camera. HE HAS FUCKING BRASS KNUCKLES ON THAT HAND. Mero slips the knucks into his boot and puts his glove back on. He then gets his hand raised by the referee.

Joey Styles:Of all the no good. Dirty Rotten..... Cryus:Joey, it was a perfectly legal punch. Gambler was an idiot for running into a boxing glove. Joey:He used brass knuckles. Cyrus:Maybe you weren't watching the same match I was. I didn't see any brass knuckles. Joey Styles:Maybe you just have selective vision, Cyrus. In any event Mero won tonight and out boxed the Gambler. Brass knuckles or not.

The Theme from the Godfather plays and out comes Tony Mamaluke with Big Sal and Little Guido. Tony has this one on one match with Brad Armstrong tonight. Tony stands on the buckle and we see that Sal has a rolled up bodybag in his hand. Will that come into use for this match.

The Armstrong Theme plays and out comes Brad Armstrong. Armstrong rolls into the ring and starts trading blows with Tony.

Tony Mamaluke(w/Big Sal and Little Guido) vs Brad Armstrong Tony hits a chop. Armstrong hits a chop. Armstrong hits a chop. Armstrong hits a chop and Armstrong hits another chop sending Tony scrambling to the outside. Armstrong now hits a slingshot crossbody onto Mamaluke and rolls him back into the ring. Irish Whip by Armstrong and high back body drop. Tony is up and Armstrong with some jabs. Big roundhouse sending Tony flopping to the canvas. Armstrong now with a european forearm uppercut and Tony calls for a time out. Guido and Sal pull him out of the ring. Brad hits a no hands plancha and knocks over Guido and Mamaluke but Sal catches him. Sal rams Armstrong into the ringpost. The referee is warning Sal. Sal tosses Armstrong back into the ring and Tony is back into the ring. Tony is putting the boots to the small of the back of Armstrong. Tony now with a dropkick to the face of Armstrong and Tony drops a leg. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Tony now whips Armstrong in and Tony with a dropkick. Tony now rolls Armstrong over and knees him in the lower back area. Tony now picks up Armstrong and whips him in. He catches Armstrong and drops him across the knee into a backbreaker. Cover: One, Two, Kickout. Tony now grabs Armstrong and snap suplex. Tony hangs on and snap suplex. Tony hangs on again and hits a brainbuster. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Tony now picks up Armstrong and whips him in. Tony with a leapfrog. Tony then hits a spinning headscissors into a cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Tony now is punching away at the back. Still working on that tender lower back area. Tony now puts a camel clutch on Armstrong. Really sitting down on that lower back area. Tony now releases the hold and bodyslam. Tony climbs to the second rope and legdrop off of the second rope. Tony now with a cover. One, Two, Kickout.

Tony now hits a kick to the midsection. Standing Headscissors. Tony lifts him up and powerbombs Armstrong down. Tony then lifts him up again and falls backwards driving Armstrong facefirst into the canvas. Tony calls this move the Professional hit. A Powerbomb then an atomic powerbomb. Tony now with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Tony is argueing the count but the count was perfect. Tony now pulls Armstrong up by the hair. Double Chickenwing. High-Angle Release Tiger Suplex is hit by Mamaluke. Cover from Mamaluke using the ropes for leverage. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke now whips Armstrong spinefirst into the ropes. Mamaluke is now distracting the referee so Guido can come from behind Armstrong and choke him with a chain. Guido releases and Tony hits a mafia kick as Armstrong stumbles out of the corner. Tony with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Tony now picks up Armstrong and puts him in the tree of woe. Armstrong gets stomped and the referee holds Armstrong back. Sal is choking Armstrong while he is in the corner. Sal steps back and Armstrong gets kneed in the solar plexes. Tony now picks up Armstrong and inverted facelock. Lifted up and dropped with an inverted suplex. Tony scales the ropes. He is giving the signal. Will he hit the Mamaluke Jam, his version of the flying guillotine legdrop. Tony flies off but Armstrong rolls out of the way. Tony crashes into the canvas. This may give Brad time to recover. Armstrong and Mamaluke both pull themselves up. Mamaluke goes for a punch. It is blocked and fired back by Armstrong. Armstrong with a punch. Armstrong with a punch. Armstrong with a punch. Armstrong with a punch. Armstrong with a jab. Armstrong with a chop. Tony fires back with a chop. Armstrong hits a chop of his own. Chop by Armstrong. Chop by Armstrong. Chop by Armstrong. Armstrong then whips Tony in and dropkick right to the kisser. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout.

Armstrong now whips Mamaluke into the ropes. Armstrong with a high cross body block. One, Two, Kickout. Armstrong with a hiptoss. Armstrong with a drop toehold and La Magistral Cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Armstrong now is up and chop to Mamaluke. Armstrong chops Mamaluke. Armstrong chops Mamaluke. Armstrong chops Mamaluke. Armstrong whips Mamaluke in and backdrop. Armstrong then locks in an indian deathlock. Tony breaks the hold and Tony goes for a clothesline. Armstrong ducks this and rolling cradle but Tony holds on. Tony misses a mafia kick and Armstrong goes for a victory roll but Tony holds on. Tony pulls the tights. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Tony now is up and he goes for a charge but Armstrong ducks it. Armstrong now with an abdominal stretch. Tony is trying to break this hold. Guido is up on the ring apron and Armstrong releases the hold to go after Guido. Guido tosses Mamaluke a chain as he gets knocked off of the ring apron. Sal is up and Armstrong dropkicks Sal in the knee. Tony goes for a chain punch but Armstrong ducks the blow and full nelson from Armstrong. Armstrong then pushes Mamaluke into the buckles and SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP. Thats his move. Armstrong hooks the leg for the One, Two, Three. Brad Armstrong is your winner.

Brad Armstrong pinned Tony Mamaluke with the Russian Legsweep in 0:07:18. Rating: * 1/2

Armstrong celebrates the win but Mamaluke punches him with the chain. Mamaluke is now grinding the chain into the face of Brad Armstrong. Guido enters the ring and Kiss of Death on Brad Armstrong. Tony hits the Mamaluke Jam. Sal enters the ring and splashes Armstrong. Armstrong is getting beat to a pulp by The F.B.I. Sal has that bodybag. Oh dear god. Armstrong is being bagged. Tony zips up the bag and Tony and Guido carry the bag out of the ring. Armstrong is in that bodybag for crying out loud.

Joey Styles:Well where are they taking Armstrong. They beat him and bagged him. Cyrus:Isn't it obvious Joey. Armstrong is going to spend a night at the bottom of a lake if the F.B.I gets that far. Joey Styles:We shall keep you posted. Is this the end of Brad Armstrong.

Backstage:

Joel Gertner is with Christopher Daniels.

Joel Gertner:Chris, tonight you have a chance to regain the NAWA cruiseweight title. But how can you defeat both Lenny and Lodi at the same time?

Christopher Daniels:Joel, it is very simple. My lawyers were anticipating they would try something tonight that would get me to lose. So we have our loively little mystery stipulation.

Joel Gertner:What is this Mystery Stipulation?

Chris Daniels: You and all the fans will find out in due time.

Joel Gertner:Lets head back to the ringside area.

Joey:Well Daniels's lawyers put in a surprise in the contract Cyrus:It seems like Daniels wants to play dirty to regain the NAWA cruiserweight title Styles:How can you say that. You don't even know the stipulation Cyrus:It will do Lenny and Lodi no good, I know that much. Joey Styles:Well its time....wait. Our cameras have caught up with the F.B.I backstage. Lets got to where a cameraman is backstage.

backstage

We cut to the parking garage. We see a running car. Sal is handed the keys by Little Guido and Tony Mamaluke is in the drivers seat. Sal is starting to open that trunk but here come Brian and Steve Armstrong to try and save their brother who is being abducted by this band of thugs. Steve however gets thrown into the side of the car by Big Sal and Brain gets clubbed in the ribs with a tire iron by Guido. Sal rolls the bodybag which contains Brad Armstrong in the trunk of the car. Sal then locks the trunk. Guido is now in the front seat with Mamaluke. Sal gets in the back and Steve Armstrong tries to get in but he gets doored by Sal. The car then speeds off. Steve and Brian Armstrong get up and run out to the parking lot to get their rental car to give chase.

"All You Want" plays and out comes Lenny Lane. Lenny has on a pink wig and Lodi has a sign which says: "Lodi forgot his sign." Lenny holds up the NAWA cruiserweight title. Lenny Lane is wearing the tights that he sewed together from the cut up Curry Man Mask, pink kneepads, and pink boots. Lodi has up pink sunglasses and pink shorts, kneepads, and boots. They are really overdoing it tonight.

Hell's Bells by AC/DC plays and out comes Christopher Daniels. He has a contract in his hand.

Daniels:Now the moment you have all been waiting for. The Big mystery stipulation. Now Lenny and Lodi. The stipulation is if you do anything rude, crewd, or inacceptible you will lose the NAWA cruiserweight title right away.

Daniels is smiling. He has pulled Lenny and Lodi's punk card. Remember the winner of the fall is the NAWA cruiserweight champion so if Lodi scores the pin, he could become the champion. If Daniels wins the West Hollywood Blondes must leave the NAWA. If The Blondes win, the contract of Daniels falls under the control of Lenny Lane for the remainder of Daniels's current contract(February 2003).

NAWA Cruiserweight Title Lenny Lane(c) and Lodi vs Christopher Daniels

Daniels hits Lenny with a savate kick at the bell and Lodi charages at Daniels but gets backdropped to the outside. Lenny gets taken down with a spin kick. Lodi trys to hit a high risk move onto Daniels but Daniels throws him off. Daniels then kicks Lenny in the midsection and throws him to the outside. Daniels then with a kick to the midsection and Daniels throws Lodi chest first into the buckles. Daniels with a full nelson and Dragon Suplex Release. Lodi lands on his face on that one. Daniels then kicks Lenny off the ring apron and Lenny falls facefirst onto the table. Daniels now with a kick to the midsection on Lodi. Gutwrench into a Falcon Arrow. Cover from Daniels hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels now throws Lodi into the buckles and Lenny comes from behind but Daniels with a mule kick. Daniels now goes for a faceslam but Lenny shrugs him off. Lodi then punches Daniels. Lodi and Lenny are stomping away on Daniels and double irish whip. Double dropkick from Lenny and Lodi. Double cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lenny now holds Daniels and Lodi with a punch. Lodi with another punche. Lodi with another punch. They trade positions and now Lenny with a chop. Lenny with a chop. Lenny with a kick to the ribs. Lenny now grabs Daniels and whips him into the corner. Lenny now hits a clothesline as Lodi legsweeps Daniels. Lenny now grabs Daniels and puts him down with a backbreaker. Lodi climbs to the second rope and drops a knee onto Daniels. What a double team. Double Cover. One, Two, Daniels somehow kicks out. Lodi now whips Daniels in and Lenny dropkicks Daniels coming out of the corner. Lodi holds Daniels and Lenny goes for a kick to the head but Daniels ducks and Lodi takes the hit. Daniels now savate kicks Lenny outside, but Lodi clotheslines Daniels from the backside. Lodi now is choking Daniels and Lenny is furious after getting knocked to the floor.

Lenny reenters the ring and is kicking away at Daniels while Lodi holds him in a full nelson. Lenny now with a chop. Lenny with a chop and now Lenny and Lodi hit a double chop on Daniels. Daniels grabs both of them by the hair and hits a double coconut smash. Desperation move by Daniels. Daniels now throws Lodi to the outside and Daniels measures Lenny. Spin kick sending Lenny to the canvas. Lenny is tossed to the outside on top of Lodi. Daniels then gets a running start and hits a somersault plancha onto both the Blondes. Daniels then throws Lodi into the stairs so hard that Lodi takes a stumbling tumble whacking his knee on the stairs. Lenny then is thrown back into the ring. Daniels now climbs to the top rope but Lodi is on the ring apron. Daniels punches Lodi and Lenny shoves Daniels to the arena floor. Daniels smacks his jaw onto the guardrail. Lenny now hits a springboard thesz press to the outside. Lenny then rams Daniels facefirst into the timekeepers table and rolls him back into the ring. Lenny is distracting the referee while Lodi grabs a tv cable. Lodi is choking Daniels with that cable on the outside of the ring. Lodi then rolls Daniels back into the ring and Lenny hits the Big Van Crush on Daniels. Cover from Lenny hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi flies off the top with a fistdrop and a double cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi and Lenny now grabs Daniels and hits a double russian legsweep. Double cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi holds Daniels and Lenny hits a bulldog. Cover hooking the leg from Lenny. One, Two, Kickout. Lenny now whips Daniels into the corner and clothesline from Lenny. Cover with the feet on the ropes. One, Two, Kickout. Lodi is perched on the top rope and Lodi hits a kneedrop off of the second rope. Lodi and Lenny go for a double backdrop suplex but Daniels flips over the back and Daniels with front dropkick hitting a foot in each man's back. Daniels now whips Lenny into the ropes and leapfrog from Daniels. Daniels then hits a frankensteiner but Lodi from behind with a knee to the back. Daniels cannot keep offense going in a 2 on 1 situation. Lodi locks in the Cobra Clutch. He is trying to squeeze a submission. Lenny is down on the floor from the fraknesteiner. Daniels is about to pass out. The referee checks the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Daniels is fighting out of the hold and Daniels accidentally backs Lodi into the referee. The referee bumps between the top and second ropes to the outside. Daniels then hits a jawbreaker.

Lenny is up on the top rope. The referee is down on the floor. Daniels is trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head. Lenny reaches into his tights and pulls out a foreign object. Lenny flies off but Daniels kicks Lenny in the face causing Lenny to drop the object. Daniels then picks up the object and hits Lenny with it. Cover from Daniels but the referee is down on the floor. Daniels is attempting to revive the offical. Lenny slowly shakes the cobwebs and hits a tope onto Daniels causing Daniels to bump into the referee and the referee get crushed against the safety rail. Can we please get a replacement out here. Daniels rolls Lenny back into the ring. Daniels now grabs Lenny and whips him into the ropes. Daniels now hits a spinebuster. Arn Anderson style. Lodi enters the ring and Daniels hits him in the jaw with a savate kick. Lodi falls to the floor and falls on top of the referee. Lenny now low blows Daniels and goes for the memory Lane. Daniels counters with a low blow backkick. Daniels now knees Lenny in the back and hits the Last Rites. Lodi enters the ring and gets kicked in the gut. Daniels hits the Angel's Wings onto Lodi on top of Lenny. The Blondes land in the 69 position. Daniels now is trying to revive the referee and both the Blondes are down. Daniels now rolls the offical back into the ring. Daniels covers Lenny. The referee is slowly crawling over. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up from Lenny Lane. Daniels now shoves the time keeper out of his chair and grabs the chair. Daniels will get disqualified if he isn't careful. Daniels goes for a chairshot on Lenny but Lodi enters the ring. Lodi gets chaired. Daniels then advances on Lenny but Lenny picks up the offical. Lenny shoves the referee into the way of a wild swing by Daniels. Daniels rises the chair to hit Lenny but "Take It" by Insane Clown Posse starts up. Nobody in the NAWA uses this music. Whats up here. A hooded figure comes from the crowd and spins Daniels around. The chair gets superkicked in the face of Daniels. The hood comes down and ITS VAMPIRO. Vampiro isn't even signed with the NAWA. He doesn't belong here. Sercurity runs out and Vampiro runs through the crowd. Lenny then grabs Daniels and rolls him up in a small package. A second referee runs out. One, Two, Three. Lenny and Lodi win. Lenny has full control over the contract of Daniels, thanks to Vampiro.

Handicap-Match Lodi and Lenny Lane defeated Christopher Daniels when Lenny Lane pinned Daniels after a small package in 0:11:04. Rating: * 1/2 (Lenny Lane retained the NAWA cruiserweight title.)

Daniels gets up and is trying to make some sense out of what happened. Daniels then sees the replay and sees Vampiro superkicking the chair in his face. Daniels then sees a second referee running from the back to make the count. Daniels turns around. That is the same referee who took that chairshot so Lenny could escape two weeks ago. Daniels grabs the referee and Lenny gets up and says if he hits the referee, Lenny will punish him. Daniels sighs and brushes the referee off.

Cyrus:Looks like Daniels is under the control of Lenny Lane now. Joey Styles:Because of that Vampiro. He isn't supposed to be here. How did he get through the crowd. Cyrus:Daniels brought the chair in the ring. The chair cost Daniels the match in the long run. It is nothing but the fault of Daniels.

Joey Styles:Anyway, Lenny Lane is the boss of Christopher Daniels whether anybody likes it or not until February 2003. Coming up next however Midajah will face Francine. Cyrus:Yeah. Its time for a little girl on girl action. Joey Styles:Yeah...What in the hell did you just say. Cyrus:You heard what I said. Styles:Anyway lets head down to the ring for a little girl on er Midajah vs Francine.

Some Genentic rock music plays and out comes Midajah. She has on which looks like a smaller pair of Scott Steiner tights with M instead of S on the sides and a Big Poppa Pump t-shirt.

"Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes Francine. She looks ready for this match.

Midajah vs Francine They lock up. Midajah with a side headlock but Francine slings Midajah off of the ropes. Francine goes for a clotheslne but Midajah ducks and hits a backdrop suplex onto Francine. This is Midajah's first actual wrestling match. Midajah whips Francine in again and Midajah clotheslines Francine. Midajah then whips Francine into the buckles but Francine comes back with a sunset flip. One, two, Kickout. Midajah then hits a kick to the midsection. Going for a double underhook but Francine backdrops out of it. Francine then goes for a dropkick but misses by a foot. Midajah sells it anyway. Cover: One, Two, Kickout. Francine then whips Midajah in and Francine with a knee to the midsection. Francine now with a chinlock and Francine is raking Midajah in the eyes. Francine now hits a snap mare and a spinning boot scrape. Francine now gets in the mount position and slaps Midajah. Francine now whips Midajah into the corner and Francine hits a clothesline that three fingers only hit Midajah. Midajah salavages the move by doing a 360 mid-air flip off of it. Francine now whips Midajah in and kick to the midsection. Francine goes for a bodyslam and she slams Midajah nearly dropping her on her head. Francine with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Francine now whips Midjah in and hits a clothesline. This one was actually half-way decent. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Francine now with a double handed hair pull and she throws Midajah. Midajah lands facefirst onto the canvas. Francine runs at Midajah but Midajah hits a backdrop. Midajah hits a clothesline. Midajah with another clothesline. Midajah with a third clothesline. Francine does a flair flip on the buckles as Midajah whips her in and a dropkick from Midajah sending Francine to the floor.

Midajah then slides to the floor and introduces Francine facefirst into the guardrail. Midajah then throws Francine in the ring and climbs up top. High Cross Body no Francine rolls it over. One, Two, Kickout. Midajah hits a double leg takedown and a jack knife pin. One, Two, Kickout. Midajah throws Francine into the corner and Midajah hits a belly-to-belly overhead release suplex. Cover from Midajah hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Midajah now with a boot to the midsection. Double underhook. Butterfly Suplex from Midajah. Floatover and cover. One, Two, Kickout. Midjah now rams Francine facefirst into the buckle ten times in a row. Midajah then mounts the buckles and punching away. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, (pause), Ten. Francine falls facefirst into the ring. Midajah the hits an Exploder Suplex(!!!). Midajah then rolls Francine over and locks on the Steiner Recliner. We could see a submission. Francine is trying to break the hold and she low blows the referee for desperation. The referee drops the canvas in pain. Midajah goes to check on the referee and Francine pulls a chain from her top. Shades of Shane Douglas, only not. Francine is wrapping the chain around her hand. Midajah is spun around but Midajah blocks a punch and goes for a backdrop suplex but Francine punches Midajah with the chain. Francine falls on top and the referee crawls over. One, Two, Kickout. Francine has a look of disbelief. Midajah kicked out from that chain loaded punch. Francine rolls to the outside and grabs a glass water pitcher. The Queen of Extreme may live up to her name. Francine climbs to the top rope and is poised. When Midajah rises she flies off but Midajah kicks the water pitcher into Francine's face. Francine is cut open by the glass and Midajah clotheslines Francine to the outside. Francine reaches underneath the ring and she has a cookie sheet. Francine rolls it back into the ring. Francine then reenters the ring and Midajah kicks her in the face. Midajah then goes for the Steiner Recliner but Francine has the cookie sheet. Francine sends it upward cracking Midajah on the head with it. Midajah is hurt and Francine with a waistlock. Belly to Belly suplex onto the cookie sheet. The cookie sheet is dented. Francine goes for the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Francine wins.

Francine pinned Midajah after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:08:33. Rating: * 1/2

Francine celebrates her ill-gotten victory but Midajah is up. Midajah has the cookie sheet and she hits Francine from behind with it. Midajah rips off Francine's top. Francine looks shocked and Midajah hits her with a clothesline. MIDAJAH THEN RIPS HER BRA OFF. Francine quickly covers herself up and out comes the Triple Threat. Midajah tosses the brawl into the crowd.Shane Douglas is in the lead. Midajah rolls to the outside and Shane Douglas has the microphone.

Shane Douglas:Cut the...oh wait our music isn't playing so I guess there is no fucking music to cut. You perverts are not going to get a free peepshow tonight. Chris Candido. Take off your t-shirt and hand it to Francine.

Candido takes off his t-shirt and hands it to Francine. Francine puts it on and the camera tries to get a view. Brian Lee shoves the camera away.

Brian Lee:Get away you f**king pervert. What if your wife saw you doing this.

Francine has the shirt on and she is fully covered. The crowd chants "Asshole" at Shane Douglas.

Shane Douglas:and damn proud of it.

Shane Douglas leaves the ring and the rest of the Triple Threat go backstage.

Cyrus:I can't believe what we just witnessed Joey Styles:The first act of nudity in the NAWA. Shane Douglas is an asshole. Cyrus:Shane Douglas is an upstanding gentlemen. All these idiots in the crowd and watching at home should not have to see nudity. This is the NAWA not the Playboy channel. Joey Styles:Well. I don't think anything can top that. Cyrus:Don't be so sure Joey. We still have New Jack later tonight. He could come up with some innovative stuff to outshine that. or how about the Streetfight later tonight. Joey Styles:Well....Wait a minute. We have helicopter footage of the F.B.I. Lets take it now.

We see it is raining outside. We see the car of that the FBI took off with Brad Armstrong in. We then see The Armstrongs in hot pursuit in a pick-up truck.

Cyrus:Well the Armstrongs have finally caught up with the F.B.I. Clear the road. I repeat parents keep your kids off the road.

"Super Bon-Bon" plays and out come the challengers for the NAWA tag team titles. Danny Doring and Roadkill. Danny Doring and Roadkill are ready for action.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Chris Candido and Brian Lee with....Shane Douglas. Shane Douglas is obviously taking the role of Francine, since she is not able to be present after what happened moments ago. Candido and Lee take off the NAWA tag team title belts and hand then to the referee. Shane Douglas has the microphone.

Shane Douglas:Cut the fucking music. Now I want some respect for the Triple Threat. The greatest force in Professional Wrestling. Now stand up and put your mother fucking hands together. Oh thats right. There is two things to be certain. Number one you are a bunch of fucking marks and Number two you can't recognize the greatness that is the threat.

Danny Doring grabs the microphone from the ring announcer.

Danny Doring:Shane, would you just shut up. I am getting a migrane from your big mouth.

Shane Douglas:Well Like I care about your fucking opinion. I am the World Champion. You are a scrub.

The bell rings and Shane Douglas is ushered out of the ring.

NAWA world tag team titles Danny Doring and Roadkill vs Chris Candido and Brian Lee(c)

Chris Candido starts out agains Roadkill. Lock-up and Roadkill shoves Candido off. Candido does a roll and looks at Roadkill. Lock-up #2 and Candido with a side headlock. Shrug off but Roadkill and Candido goes for a shoulderblock but he bounces off of Roadkill. Roadkill now whips Candido in and clothesline. Roadkill now picks up Candido and puts him in the tree of woe. Roadkill is stomping away at Candido. Candido now is out and he rakes Roadkill in the face. Candido with a chop. Roadkill no sells. Candido with a chop. Roadkill no sells. Roadkill with with a chop and Candido falls to the corner clutching his chest. Tag to Brian Lee. Now we have the two power men of the team going at it. Lee now with a kick to the midsection. Roadkill fires back with a forearm shot. Lee and Roadkill are exchanging punches. Irish whip onto Roadkill and Roadkill flies out of the corner with a clothesline. Cover:One, Kickout from Lee. Roadkill now tags Doring. Roadkill holds Lee in an armlock and Doring flies off the ropes with a double axhandle. Doring now hits a kneedrop. Cover from Doring hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Tag to Roadkill. Doring holds Lee and Roadkill jumps off the top with a fistdrop to the top of the head. Roadkill whips Lee in and running splash in the corner. Lee falls facefirst and Roadkill with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Roadkill now picks up Lee and whips him in. Reversed and Candido with a knee to the lower back area. Lee then with a boot to the face sending Roadkill doing a 360 in mid-air. Lee now throws Roadkill into the corner and Lee with a corner lariat. Tag to Candido. Lee holds Roadkill and Candido hits a double axhandle. Candido now is stomping away and cover from Candido looking the leg. One, Kickout. Candido now is punching away. He does not want Roadkill to rise to his feet. Candido with a stomp. Candido with more rapid fire stomps and now Candido whips Roadkill chest first into the buckles hard. Roadkill bounces back and hits the canvas. Cover:One, Kickout. Candido now climbs to the second rope and drops a falling headbutt to the shoulder of Roadkill. Cover: One, Two, Kickout. Candido with some kicks to the shoulder and now tag to Brian Lee. Candido whips Roadkill in. Drop Toehold by Candido and an elbowdrop from Lee.

Lee now whips Roadkill in and Lee hits a spinebuster slam. Cover on Roadkill hooking the leg. One, Kickout. Roadkill is whipped in and Brian Lee has the referee's attention. Candido takes the tape off of his wrists and is choking Roadkill from behind. The referee turns around and Candido of course plays innocent. Lee accuses the referee of favortism and Candido is choking Roadkill again with the wrist tape. Candido then lets go and Lee hits a bodyslam. Lee now with a chokehold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Lee now whips Roadkill in and powerslam as Roadkill comes off the ropes. Tag to Candido. Candido is on top of Lee's shoulders. Candido hits a splash off of the shoulders of Brian Lee. One, Two, Kickout. Roadkill kicks out of the finishing move of the Triple Threat. Candido is beside himself and puts Roadkill on the top rope. Roadkill however powerbombs Candido off the buckles as Candido tries for a super rana. Roadkill stays up and misses the Amish Squash(Top Rope Splash). Candido now grabs Roadkill in a waistlock but he can't get him up for the german so Candido just rolls him up in a cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now climbs to the top rope. Candido is poised and goes for a flying axhandle. Roadkill catches him however and plants Candido with a Dirt Road Slam. Roadkill needs to make the tag. Roadkill is rolled over and Brian Lee runs in to distract the referee. Tag to Doring and Doring dropkicks Candido. The referee turns around and shoos Doring back to the corner. The referee can't allow the tag if the referee did not see the tag. Doring is trying to argue and we have a double team in the corner. Lee is choking Roadkill while Candido is putting the boots to him. Candido then hits a full nelson faceslam onto Roadkill and cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido is furious and he whips Roadkill headfirst into the boot of Brian Lee. Another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now picks up Roadkill and Candido hits a kick to the midsection. DDT from Candido. Candido then climbs the buckles. Swandive Headbutt connects from Chris Candido. Thats his move. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now whips Roadkill into the ropes but Roadkill gets the foot up in the face. Roadkill then hops to the second rope and hits a clothesline. Candido rolls over and Roadkill is crawling towards his corner. Candido makes the tag and Lee grabs the foot of Roadkill. Roadkill with a back kick and HOT TAG.

Danny Doring is in. Danny Doring ducks a clotheslne from Lee and dropkicks him into the buckles. Crucifix into a sunset flip. One, Two, Kickout. Doring now whips Lee in and leapfrog. Doring now with a dropkick sending Lee down. Roadkill is back in and Doring and Roadkill whip Lee in. Double Clothesline by Doring and Roadkill. Cover from Doring. One, Two, Save from Chris Candido. Roadkill clotheslines Candido to the floor and Doring now with a boot to the midsection. Doring hits the bareback and Shane Douglas is on the ring apron. Doring punches Shane off of the ring apron and Doring covers Lee. One, Two, Kickout. The few seconds that Doring took to punch Shane Douglas cost Roadkill and Doring the tag team titles on that cover. They could have won them. Doring now whips Lee in and Roadkill enters the ring. Doring hits a fist to the midsection and Roadkill lifts Lee up. Doring and Roadkill hit the Lancaster Lariat of Lust. We could have New NAWA world tag tag team champions. Roadkill is ushered back into the corner and Chris Candido enters the ring. Candido misses a swandive headbutt and hits Lee by mistake. Doring pitches Candido out of the bring and goes for the cover. The referee is back in. One, Two, Kickout. Doring can't believe this. Doring is now climbing to the ropes. Going for either the Danacoda or the Panty Drop Elbow. NO THAT DAMN SHANE DOUGLAS SHOVES DORING OFF THE BUCKLES. Douglas is denying this of course. Roadkill comes over to attack Douglas but Candido hits Roadkill from behind and throws him facefirst into the ringpost. Lee goes for a clothesline but Doring ducks. Kick to the midsection. Bareback but Candido has the referee distracted. Shane Douglas his Doring from behind and Lee sets up Doring. Prime Time Slam. What impact from Brian Lee. Doring could have snapped in half. Cover from Lee hooking the leg. One, Two, Three.

The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) defeated Danny Doring and Roadkill when Lee pinned Doring with the Prime Time Slam in 0:10:46. Rating: ** 1/4 (The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) retained the NAWA tag team titles.)

Now the Triple Threat stalk into the ring. Shane Douglas is their as well. Candido now is on the top rope. Swandive Headbutt connects to Doring. Lee has Roadkill on the outside and Prime Time Slam off the ring apron through the German Announcer's Table. Roadkill is down. Candido then hits a splash from the top buckle all the way to the floor on a fallen Roadkill. Roadkill is roadkill. Shane Douglas has the microphone.

Shane Douglas:When will it end. When will people realize that they are adding to the body count when they go up against the Triple Threat. It is quite saddening sometimes that it has to end that way. Now hit the fucking music.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and Shane Douglas leaves with his Threat. Danny Doring and Roadkill have been added to the casuality list. When will it end.

Joey Styles:Well. The Triple Threat are sucessful again Cyrus:Another team bites the dust. What will it take Joey Styles:Maybe later tonight Terry Funk will shut Shane Douglas's big mouth. Anyway...speaking of big mouths, Joel Gertner is backstage with Jeff Jarrett. Cyrus:Joey, thats no way to talk about your broadcast partner on Glory.

Joel Gertner:Jeff Jarrett...tonight you will face Norman Smiley to determine the number one contender for the NAWA world title.

Jeff Jarrett:Well fat slapass. Steamboat kept changing the stipulations on me. First of all he made the match for the number one contenderships. Thats all fine and dandy. I want my world title back. But then Steamboat inserted himself as referee, said that any interferers would be fired, and all that crap. First of all that slapnut Steamboat is getting so close to feeling the wrath of the Chosen One. Tonight Norman, your brush with greatness is over and if Steamboat meddles in my business I will take care of him. So why don't you choke on that, slapnuts.

Jeff Jarrett leaves the NAWA interview area.

That cheap Arn Anderson knock-off them plays and out comes C.W. Anderson. The challenger for the NAWA international title. CW raises his hands in the air and makes the "I want da belt" motion around his waist.

"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn. He has on a robe that says "The Real F'N Show" on the back. Jerry Lynn is undefeated so far in the NAWA. Lynn does a fingerpoint and tries to get the crowd to say Jer ry Lynn. This fails however.

NAWA International title CW Anderson vs "The Real F'N" Show" Jerry Lynn(c)

The bell rings. Anderson and Lynn lock up and Anderson powers Lynn into the corner. Anderson and Lynn lock-up against. Anderson with a side headlock and takedown. Lynn covers with a headscissors but he can't keep it gripped on right. Lynn is back up and kick to the midsection. Lynn with a headlock. Anderson shrugs him off and Lynn tries a shoulderblock. Lynn falls to the mat. Anderson now clotheslines Lynn to the outside. Lynn regroups and he takes a stroll around the ring. Lynn grabs a chair and tosses it into the ring. Anderson picks up the chair and Anderson raises it at Lynn. Lynn bolts off the ring apron and the referee is trying to pull the chair away from Anderson. Lynn runs around to the other side and low blows CW. Lynn now drags CW to the outside and throws him shoulderfirst into the steel ring steps. Lynn rolls back into the ring to break the count. Lynn is leaving CW for dead. A countout. He may have done it early after CW hitting shoulder first into the stairs. CW is staggering to his feet and Lynn hits a tope sending CW into the guardrail . Lynn rolls back in again. The referee is putting the count on CW again. CW is back up again and Lynn now hits a no hands plancha. CW is down again. Lynn now rolls CW back into the ring. Lynn is on the top rope. Lynn dives off but Anderson catches him and rams him into the corner. Lynn slumps into the corner and the referee holds Anderson back. Lynn now is up and Anderson clotheslines Lynn to the outside. Anderson now rolls to the outside and Anderson bounces Lynns head off of the table. Lynn staggers around the ringside area before falling facefirst onto the floor. Anderson now grabs Lynn and tries to whip him into the guardrail. Lynn reverses and then turns the whip. Anderson crashes backfirst into the ring apron. Lynn now climbs into the crowd. He hops on top of the guardrail and Lynn tries for a flying axhandle but CW catches him. Lynn gets dumped back into the ring. Anderson climbs back into the ring and stalks Lynn. Irish Whip and Anderson clotheslines Lynn. Going for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Anderson now picks up Lynn and whips him in. Lynn ducks a clothesline but Anderson hits him with a second clothesline. One, Two, Kickout. Anderson now goes for a gorilla press but Lynn drops down behind him. Lynn with a low blow. Lynn snap mares Anderson to the canvas and CHINLOCK.

Lynn is wearing down Anderson. Lynn now has Anderson down on his back in the chinlock. Lynn has his feet on the second rope for leverage. Anderson's shoulders are down on the mat. One, Two, Shoulder up. Anderson trying to fight out of this hold. Anderson's shoulders are down on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder up. The referee is now checking the arm but he glances over at Lynn. Lynn takes his feet off of the ropes. The referee is asking Lynn while the ropes were moving. Lynn is saying their was a breeze going through the arena. The referee looks at Anderson and Lynn sneaks the feet right back onto the ropes. The referee checks the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Anderson is slowly trying to get out of his chinlock. Anderson is in a sitting position. Anderson is on both knees. Anderson is on one knee. Anderson is up. He is firing elbows into the gut on Lynn. Lynn however releases the hold and clotheslines Anderson back down. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Despite all the energy that chinlock must have taken out of Anderson(and the crowd) Anderson kicked out. Lynn is frustrated and now Lynn whips Anderson into the corner. Lynn with some stomps in the corner. Lynn whips Anderson in and Lynn goes for a leapfrog but he gets crotched by Anderson on it. Both men are down. The referee is putting the standing ten count on them. Anderson covers Lynn hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Anderson whips Lynn into the corner. Anderson tries for a corner charge but Lynn ducks it and Anderson takes a tumble to the outside. Lynn now hits a tope con hilo to wake up the crowd a little. Lynn now with a chop. Anderson fires back with a punch. Anderson with a punch. Anderson with a punch. Anderson whips Lynn and Lynn hits the guardrail. Anderson now grabs Lynn and throws him back in. Anderson whips Lynn into the corner and Anderson hits a backdrop. Anderson now whips Lynn and clothesline from Anderson. One, Two, Kickout. Anderson now whips Lynn in. Anderson hits the Exploder Suplex. Anderson with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Anderson whips Lynn in and Anderson with a kick to the gut. Anderson now goes for a clothesline but Lynn ducks it. Double Clotheslne sending both men crashing to the canvas. The referee is putting the ten count on both men. Lynn is up at 8 and he climbs to the top rope. Lynn with a flying cross body press no Anderson catches him and hits a front slam. Anderson with a cover. One, Two, Kickout.

Anderson whips Lynn into the corner. Anderson goes for a corner charge but Lynn ducks down. Anderson hits chest first onto the buckles. Lynn then mounts Anderson's back for a sleeperhold. Anderson however backs Lynn into the corner and Anderson hits a kick to the midsection. Anderson hits a DDT. Cover from Anderson hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Anderson whips Lynn and Lynn flips over the corner. Lynn then gets kicked the floor. Lynn falls sternum first into the guardrail. Anderson whips Lynn into the guardrail and now Anderson goes for a power bomb on the floor but Lynn hangs onto the ropes causing Anderson to slip and smack his head on the floor. That padding is only 1/2 inch thick. Lynn has a steel chair and he rushes at Anderson. The chair is kicked in Lynn's face. The referee takes the chair away and Lynn rolls back into the ring. Lynn is juicing a little bit. Lynn is now taking off the corner pad. He has stripped the tournbuckle pad and he throws it down. That steel bolt is exposed. Lynn is trying to get himself disqualified so he can keep the title. Lynn goes to ram Anderson into the corner but Anderson blocks it. Lynn gets rammed headfirst into the bolt. Anderson cradles Lynn. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. We almost had a new International champion right there. Anderson is argueing with the referee. Lynn has an international object meanwhle. Lynn goes for a shot but Anderson blocks it and takes the object away. Anderson throws it to the outside. Lynn begs off and as Anderson closes in, LOW BLOW FROM LYNN. Lynn now rolls up Anderson and Lynn has his feet resting on the middle rope. One, Two, The referee sees the feet. Lynn now rolls to the outside. Lynn grabs a television moinitor but Anderson kicks the monitor into Lynn's face. Anderson now grabs Lynn and sends him facefirst into the announcers table. Anderson now throws Lynn back into the ring. Anderson whips Lynn in and Anderson clotheslines Lynn. Cover: One, Two, Kickout. Anderson now whips Lynn in. Spinebuster from Anderson. Lynn is covered. One, Two, Three??? Lynn grabs the ropes at the count of three or was it after three. Anderson thinks he's won. Was it three. The referee is telling Anderson what happened and Anderson is pissed. Anderson turns around and LYNN TOSSES POWDER IN HIS EYES. That dirty rotten cheat. Lynn now rolls up Anderson. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn is looking at the referee with a look of disbelief on his face. Lynn now rolls to the outside and grabs the ring bell. The referee takes it away. Lynn then whips Anderson backfirst into the exposed buckle. Cover from Lynn hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn is totally beside himself. Lynn now shoves the ring announcer out of his chair. Lynn tries to bring the chair into the ring but the referee takes it away. Lynn reaches into his kneepad and has another international object. Lynn pops Anderson with it and hotfoots the object back into his kneepad. Cover: One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lynn is grabbing the referee and yelling at him about a slow count. Lynn now whips Anderson into the exposed buckle . Kick to the midsection. Tornado DDT by Lynn. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Its over now.

Jerry Lynn pinned C.W. Anderson after a tornado DDT in 0:12:27. Rating: * 1/2 (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA international title.)

Lynn holds up his belt. Still Undefeated.

Cyrus:Jerry Lynn seemed a little out of place in that match Joey Styles:You know why. He was put in their against a heavyweight. He does his best work against Lightheavyweights and Middleweights. He used every dirty trick in the book. Brass knuckles. Power in the eyes. Exposed tournbuckle. Low Blows Cyrus:The final move was all that matters. Picture Perfect Tornado DDT.

Joey Styles: You just wonder who Lynn's next opponent will be. Lets go backstage where Joel Gertner is with New Jack.

Joel Gertner:New Jack. Tonight you will face "The Japanese Hardcore Legend" Masato Tanaka. Your thoughts.

New Jack:Well first off I rented some japanese stuff. Dem Japanese foo's are crazy. Dem Burning Hammers, Tiger Driver 91s and Orange Crush bombs. But dats Okay. New Jack is even crazier. I have some pludah selected especially for Tanaka. It sucks that nobody in the NAWA is man enough to fight New Jack. I had to go to Ultimate Japan Wrestling to get a respectible challenger.

We fade to the ar...footage of the Armstrongs and the F.B.I again.

It is raining outside and we see the FBI car pull right to a stop. The Armstrongs's pickup pulls to a stop. Sal opens the trunk and takes out the bodybag. Steve and Brian Armstrong come and we got a fight out in the middle of the road in some unidenified location in Las Vegas. and Its raining. We see The Armstrongs get the upperhand when Sal slips in the mud. Steve and Brian clothesline Guido with a fallen tree branch. Mamaluke gets blinded with a handful of mud and the bodybag is unzipped. Brad Armstrong is pulled out barley conscience. Stevie Armstrong grabs the keys to the FBI car and speed off...persumingly taking Brad to the hospital for medical attention. The FBI try to get in the Armstrong's pickup but it is stuck in the mud. We fade back to the arena.

Joey Styles:That was something. Well the FBI are stuck out in the middle of nowhere. Hopefully they can get back in time for Glory tommorow. Cyrus:The Armstrongs committed Grand Theft auto. They stole the vehicle of the FBI. This may not be over between these two teams.

Backstage:

Joel Gertner is in Commisioner Steamboats office.

Gertner:Commisioner Steamboat. Tonight you will referee the Number one contenders match between Norman Smiley and Jeff Jarrett. What about Jeff Jarrett's comments that you are screwing with him.

Steamboat:Those comments are Jarrett's own over inflated opinion. I will say this. If I do not call this match right down the middle, I will resign as the Commisioner of the NAWA. Simple as that. I hope Jarrett is happy. He doesn't have a reason to be paranoid now, other than maybe getting out wrestled by Norman.

Out comes Masato Tanaka. Masato Tanaka will be the challenger for the NAWA Xtreme Title tonight at Reality Check. Masato stands on the second buckle and points at his elbow.

"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack. Trash Can in hand. New Jack discards his bandanna and throws his can of plundah in the ring. New Jack then starts trading punches with Tanaka.

NAWA Xtreme Title Masato Tanaka vs New Jack(c)

New Jack whips Masato in but Masato comes back with a running elbowsmash. Masato then rolls to the outside and pulls a table out from underneath the ring. New Jack now punches Masato as he slides the table back into the ring. New Jack has an alarm clock and he rings Masato's bell with it. Masato no sells it and elbows New Jack out of the way. New Jack emptys out the can and charges at Tanaka. New Jack eats another back elbow. Tanaka now is underneath the ring and he is throwing chairs into the ring. Tanaka has about four chairs in the ring and Tanaka goes for New Jack. New Jack however grabs him by the arm with salad tongs. New Jack then hits Tanaka on the bridge of the nose with a spoon. New Jack then rakes Tanaka in the face with a fork springing a leak. New Jack then hits Tanaka with a salt shaker. Then with a pepper shaker. New Jack breaks a dinner plate over the head of Tanaka and ash tray to the face. Tanaka is hulking up and New Jack gets forearmed hard causing New Jack to tumble to the outside. Tanaka then hit a forearm suicida onto New Jack. Tanaka then throws New Jack into the stairs and Tanaka goes underneath the ring. Tanaka has got a ladder. Tanaka bridges the ladder between the ring apron and the guardrail. Tanaka then puts New Jack in a standing headscissors. Going for a power bomb on the ladder but New Jack reverses. New Jack backdrops Tanaka on the ladder. The ladder had no give and a sick thud was heard. New Jack now rolls Tanaka back into the ring. New Jack has a cookie sheet and he rushes Tanaka. The cookie sheet gets kicked in the face of New Jack and Tanaka picks up a chair that was in the ring. Tanaka throws the chair at New Jack and forearms the chair into his face. Tanaka now sets up three chairs on top of each other. Tanaka with a facelock and Tornado DDT on the chairs. Going for the cover: One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka is beside himslef and Tanaka whips New Jack sternum first into the corner. German Suplex onto the trash can. Released and cover:One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka now climbs to the top rope with a chair. New Jack however senses Tanaka's game plan and blocks Tanaka's top-rope chairshot with a chair of his own. New Jack then hits Tanaka's chair with his own chair driving it into the face of Tanaka. New Jack now whips Tanaka into the ropes and New Jack with a drop toehold. New Jack now has pulls a cell phone out of his bag of tricks. The cell phones ring.

New Jack:Hello. No I do not want to change internet providers. How did you get this fucking number anyway.

New Jack breaks the cell phone over the head of Tanaka. New Jack now has a seat belt buckle. New Jack grinds it into the face of Tanaka. New Jack then grabs a Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy. Looks at at in disgust and puts it down. New Jack drops a leg on it. New Jack walks into a roaring elbowsmash. He paid for his playing around. Masato with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Masato is besides himself. Masato goes for New Jack but New Jack sucker punches him. New Jack has a broom. New Jack now does a bunch of useless twirling motions with the broom before cracking it over the spine of Masato Tanaka, breaking it in two. New Jack grabs one hand of the jagged broom handle and attempts to gut Tanaka with it. Tanaka blocks it and New Jack now grabs a hubcap. What did he take it off of one of the cars in the parking lot when he was gathering weapons earlier. New Jack hits Tanaka over the head with a hubcap. One, Two, Kickout. New Jack is furious. New Jack goes for another hubcap shot but Tanaka ducks it and forearms the hubcap in the face of New Jack. New Jack drops to the canvas holding his noses and Tanaka brings that ladder into the ring. Tanaka props it up in the corner between the second and third ropes. Tanaka whips New Jack sternum first into the ladder. Tanaka then sets up the table that he put in the ring earlier. Tanaka tries for a swinging DDT on the table but New Jack counters with an inverted atomic drop. Tanaka then gets trash canned by New Jack. Tanaka is set up on the table and that ladder is set up in the corner. New Jack is climbing the ropes. New Jack is climbing up the ladder. New Jack is on top of that 15 foot ladder. New Jack dives off of the ladder but Tanaka moves. New Jack lands ribs first onto the table and the table didn't break. New Jack is holding his chest coughing. Tanaka hits a running elbowsmash and New Jack falls into the ladder. Tanaka with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka whips New Jack in and kick to the midsection. Tanaka hits a piledriver on a chair. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka now sets up four chairs on top of each other. Inverted Facelock to New Jack. Tanaka hits the Diamond Dust on FOUR steel chairs. But he may have injured his tailbone in doing that. Tanaka with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Tanaka goes for the roaring elbow but New Jack ducks. New Jack shatters a guitar over the skull of Tanaka. New Jack now grabs a sickle and is carving on the face of Tanaka drawing more blood. New Jack has a staple gun. New Jack staples Tanaka on the forehead and hits him with the staple gun. New Jack then is taping Tanaka to the table. New Jack is climbing up that ladder with a chair. New Jack hits the 187 on Tanaka but is unable to recover. New Jack finally drapes an arm over Tanaka. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. New Jack is furious and he takes the sickle. New Jack wraps the big rusty chain on the end around his fist. New Jack punches Tanaka with the rusty chain. New Jack with the cover. One, Two, Three. New Jack retained the Xtreme Title.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match New Jack pinned Masato Tanaka after hitting him with a chain on the end of a sickle in 0:08:28. Rating: ** (New Jack retained the NAWA King of Extreme title.)

New Jack is up and "Natural Born Killerz" plays and New Jack celebrates his victory. New Jack has some blood dripping down his face as does Tanaka.

Cyrus:That was a hard fought match. Maybe one of New Jack's toughest Xtreme Title defenses yet. Joey Styles:You know, I will have to agree with you Cyrus. Cyrus:But, next we will have the double main event. Joey Styles:Yes. Norman Smiley vs Jeff Jarrett is up first. Last time these two went one on one, Norman proved himself to be as good as, if not better, a technical wrestler then Jeff Jarrett. Cyrus:Please. Norman is just a pretender. He thinks if he catches Jarrett on a bad night and puts him in a few holds he is the better wrestler. Jarrett was still upset about losing the world title. Joey Styles:We shall see if you are right Cyrus. That match is next. But first a look at the next NAWA PPV

The Next NAWA PPV is Gold Rush. Live from San Francisco, Califonia. May 26 only on PPV. Mark it right on your calenders.

"In The Dragon's Lair" plays and out comes Ricky Steamboat. The special guest referee for this next match. The crowd is behind Steamboat.

"So Why Don't You Choke on that, Slapnuts."

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett struts and takes off his sunglasses to hand and puts them on the announcers table. Jarrett then gets in Steamboat's face but Steamboat just brushes it off.

"Conquest" by NAWA produced plays and heres Norman. Norman Smiley rolls into the ring and Steamboat stops Jarrett from attacking Norman as he comes in. This is going to be a fair one on one wrestling match, because of Steamboat.

Special Referee:Ricky Steamboat *Winner gets a World Title shot at Gold Rush* Norman Smiley vs Jeff Jarrett

The bell rings. They lock-up and they break. They circle each other and lock-up #2. Norman with a side headlock. Jarrett tries to shrug Norman off but Norman hangs on and Norman slides to the mat still maintaining that headlock. Jarrett reverses into a hammerlock. Norman re-reverses it and Jarrett is in the ropes. Lock-up #3 and Norman with a takedown. Norman floats over with a front facelock. Jarrett jabs Norman in the ribs and takes him down. Jarrett now with a headlock takedown and into the side headlock. Norman counters with the headscissors. Jarrett kicks out and back to a standing position. The crowd goes apt shit because of that wrestling exhibition. Lock-up #4. Norman goes from behind with a waistlock. Jarrett wiht a reversal. Norman with a trip and ankle lock submssion. Jarrett makes it to the ropes right away. Norman now grabs Jarrett. Norman with a wristlock but Jarrett reverses into a half nelson. Norman hits an armdrag and now Norman with an armbar. This is a true catch as catch can wrestling match. Jarrett now with a kip up and Jarrett with a full nelson. Norman counters with a reverse cradle. One, Kickout. Jarrett offers a test of stregth. Norman and Jarrett lock knuckles. Jarrett kicks Norman in the midsection and Jarrett with a clothesline. So much for wrestling. Jarrett whips Norman into the ropes and Jarrett with a dropkick. Jarrett now grabs Norman and Jarrett with an irish whip. Jarrett with a high knee to the face. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett is complaining about a slow count but the count was fair. Norman sunset flips Jarrett out of the blue. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett clotheslines Norman and YELLS at Steamboat for distracting him. Jarrett now is choking Norman on the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four. Jarrett then takes a running start and sits down on Norman's back. Strut. Strut. Strut. Jarrett now picks up Norman and kick to the midsection. Going for the piledriver but Norman backdrops out of it. Jarrett counters with a sunset flip and he rolls Norman through. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett with a knee to the breadbasket of Norman. Jarrett now with a side russian legsweep. It looks like he was going to do the Stroke but he didn't. Cover: One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now picks up Norman and whips him into the buckles. Jarrett clotheslines Norman in the corner. Jarrett now is choking Norman.

Steamboat counts: One, Two, Three, Four, Jarrett breaks. One, Two, Three, Four, Jarrett breaks. One, Two, Three, Four, Jarrett breaks. Jarrett now with a snap mare and Jarrett drops an elbow. Jarrett drops a second elbow. Jarrett drops a third elbow and Jarrett with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett is beside himself and now he is bitching at Steamboat about the count. The count was once again fair and Jarrett whips Norman in. Jarrett goes for a kneelift but Norman goes behind and inside cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett furiously clotheslines Norman down to the canvas. Jarrett now puts Norman on the buckles. Jarrett climbs up with him. Going for a superplex. Jarrett hits it. The canvas shakes and both men are down. Steamboat is putting the ten count on both me. Jarrett rolls over. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett slowly gets up and throws Norman into the corner. Jarrett clips Norman in the knee. Jarrett now grabs the knee and knees it. Jarrett is going to set up the figure-four. It's just a matter of time. Jarrett drops an elbow on the knee. Jarrett drapes Norman's right leg on the bottom rope and sits down on it. Jarrett sits down on the leg again. Jarrett sits down on the leg a third time. Jarrett now grabs the leg in a standing kneebar and he kicks the leg. Jarrett goes for the figure-four but Norman kicks him off. Jarrett is right back on the leg with stomps. Jarrett tries again and gets kicked off again. Jarrett is furious and he kicks Norman right in the face. Jarrett is choking Norman. Steamboat is putting the count on Jarrett. One, Two, Three, Four, Jarrett breaks the hold. Jarrett now grabs Norman. Front facelock into a delayed vertical suplex. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now grabs Norman and backdrop suplex. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett grabs Norman and whips him in. Jarrett with a drop toehold and Jarrett rams Norman kneefirst into the canvas. Jarrett rams Norman kneefirst into the canvas, again. Jarrett now rolls Norman over and is kicking away at the knee. Jarrett picks up Norman and irish whip in. Jarrett backdrops Norman to the canvas. Jarrett now with a spinning toehold. Jarrett goes right into the figure-four. Norman is in the dead center. Jarrett is cranking on the hold. Norman is shaking his head no. He does not want to give up this match. Norman will pass out before quitting. Norman is trying to fight the hold. Norman's shoulders are down on the canvas. One, Two, Shoulder up. Norman is really trying to summon another burst of energy. The crowd is chanting:NORMAN! NORMAN! NORMAN! Norman falls to the canvas again. Steamboat counts:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Norman is not done yet. Norman may be crippled after this figure-four leglock but he is giving it is all going down. Jarrett has the ropes behind Steamboat's back as Steamboat checks Norman. Steamboat turns around and Jarrett lets go of the ropes. Norman's shoulders are down on the canvas. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Norman is trying to turn it over now. Norman is trying to turn the figure four over. He has him over. Jarrett has to break the hold and he does. But Jarrett boots Norman in the back. Jarrett grabs the knee and kicks it. Jarrett whips Norman into the buckles and Norman bounces off falling facefirst into the canvas.

Jarrett now grabs Norman and kneebreaker. Jarrett going for another figure-four but Norman counters with a small package. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett kicks Norman in the knee as both men get up. Jarrett now with an inverted atomic drop and high cross body. Jarrett gets up and climbs the buckles. Jarrett flies off with a double axhandle chop. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett grabs Norman and whips him in but Norman reverses. Fireman's Carry by Norman. Hiptoss by Norman on Jarrett. Jarrett rakes Norman in the eyes and throws him to the outside. Jarrett climbs to the outside and takes that guitar case out from underneath the ring. Jarrett takes the aucostic equalizer out. Jarrett raises the guitar and Steamboat yanks it out of his hands. Jarrett is really pissed and he is really having Steamboat have it. Norman is behind and 3/4 nelson rollup. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now clotheslnes Norman and Jarrett with a kick to the midsection. Jarrett with a piledriver on Norman. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Foot on the ropes. Jarrett now grabs Norman and whips him into the corner. Jarrett now with a sleeperhold. Norman however is elbowing out so Jarrett just rakes Norman in the face and Jarrett hits a falling sleeping neckbreaker. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett now with an irish whip. Kick to the midsection. Jarrett hits a gutwrench suplex and a floatover. Cover from Jarrett hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now grabs Norman and puts him on the top rope. Jarrett climbs up and tries a backdrop superplex but Norman elbows Jarrett off. Jarrett falls and Norman is up. Norman hits a flying back elbowsmash to the face of Jarrett. Both men are down. Both men are up in a standing position. Norman with a chop. Jarrett with a chop. Norman with a chop. Jarrett with a chop. Norman with a chop. Norman with a chop. Norman with a chop and Jarrett is whipped in. Norman backdrops Jarrett to the canvas. Norman whips Jarrett in again and drop toehold. Oklahoma Side Roll delivered by Norman. One, Two, Kickout. Norman whips Jarrett in and Norman with a fireman's carry. Another cover from Norman. One, Two, Kickout.

Norman now whips Jarrett into the ropes and Norman with a armdrag takedown. Norman now runs Jarrett into the buckles. Norman whips Jarrett in but Jarrett reverses. Jarrett goes for a clothesline but Norman ducks it. Norman with a backdrop suplex. Norman is now doing the big wiggle. Norman picks up Jarrett and whips him in. Jarrett reverses. Norman bumps Steamboat by accident. Steamboat falls into the corner. Steamboat is down and Jarrett hits the Stroke on Norman. Jarrett is slapping the mat but Steamboat is down after being knocked down inadvertantly. Jarrett goes over and sees his guitar at ringside. Jarrett has the guitar and he is about ready to hit Norman with it but Norman trips Jarrett. Norman grabs the guitar and breaks it over the buckle preventing Jarrett from using it. Jarrett jumps Norman and is choking him with a guitar handle. Steamboat is up and he pulls Jarrett off. Jarrett backhands Steamboat off. Steamboat is warning Jarrett and Jarrett just spits at Steamboat. Norman rolls Jarrett up. One, Two, Jarrett in the ropes. Jarrett now grabs Norman and whips him in. Jarrett is going for the stroke but Norman counters with an ankle lock. Jarrett is trying to get to the ropes and Jarrett somehow reaches the ropes. Norman now grabs Jarrett and Norman with a chop. Norman with a chop. Norman with a chop. Norman whip a chop. Irish Whip and Norman with a flying forearm. Norman covers Jarrett hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Norman now whips Jarrett in and goes for the spinning bodyslam but his knee gives out. Jarrett falls on top for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now whips Norman in and Norman ducks a clothesline. Norman Conquest. No Jarrett reaches the ropes before the bodyscissors could be locked in. Jarrett sneaks in a low blow and rolls up Norman pulling the tights. Thats how he beat him last time. Steamboat is refusing to count because of the tight pull. Jarrett is about ready to smack Steamboat but Norman grabs Jarrett from behind. Norman Conquest. If Norman can get those legs wrapped around the ribs of Jarrett it is over. Norman does it. Jarrett is down and no where to go. Jarrett is trying to hold on. Jarrett cannot take much more. Jarrett taps out and NORMAN WINS. Norman is the number one contender to the NAWA world title.

Norman Smiley made Jeff Jarrett submit to the Norman Conquest in 0:14:33. Rating: ***

Norman gets his hand raised by Steamboat. This was a minor upset and Jarrett attacks both Steamboat and Norman from behind. What a sore loser. Jarrett hits the Stroke on Norman and tosses him. Jarrett is underneath the ring and Jarrett has another guitar. Jarrett now enters the ring. He isn't. He won't. Don't tell me. JARRETT KA-BONGS STEAMBOAT WITH THE GUITAR. Steamboat is out cold. The crowd is chanting asshole and rightfully so. Steamboat called the match by the rules. By the book and Jarrett wasn't good enough to win. So Jarrett is nothing but a sore loser and his actions totally weren't jusitfied.

We see Sting brooding in the rafters.

Joey Styles:Jarrett is a complete asshole Cyrus:He has a right to be upset, Joey Joey Styles:How so Cyrus:Jarrett had the pin on Norman and Steamboat refused to count Styles:Jarrett had the tights Cyrus:It was a textbook schoolboy rollup. Steamboat got what he deserved when he got the guitar shot. Joey Styles:But it is now time for the main event. Cyrus:The match we all been waiting for. Joey Styles:Just to remind you of the rules. No DQs, No Countouts, No Time Limits, Falls Count Anywhere. The Triple Threat Barred from ringside. After each pin or submission a 10 count is started. If the victim of the fall fails to answer he will loser the match. Cyrus:This could be the most bloody match in the short history in the NAWA Joey Styles:Lets go down to the ring for the introductions.

Ding. Ding. Ding.

Michael Buffer:Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the main event for NAWA reality check 2002. This match is a streetfight the rules are very simple. There are no rules. After each pin or submission a competitor has a 10 count to rise to his feet. Are you Ready. Are you R-RRReady!!! and for the thousands in attendance in Las Vegas and the millions around the world watching at home, LLLLLLLLLLettttttsss get ready to rumblllllllllle!!!

"Legend" By NAWA produced and out comes Terry Funk with his trusty branding iron. Buffer:Introducing first the challenger. From The double cross ranch in Amarillo Texas. Standing at 6'2" and weighing 250 1/2 lbs wearing a black Funk-U t-shirt and black and red stripped pants, Terry Funk.

Terry Funk soaks in the respect of the crowd. "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple starts up and the crowd is booing. Out comes the champion.

Michael Buffer:and his opponent. The Undisputed NAWA world champion. He hails from Pittsburg PA. Standing 6'1" and weighing 235. Wearing yellow tights, red kneepads, and black boots. He is the Franchise, Shane Douglas.

Shane Douglas has a microphone and knowing him he isn't afraid to use it.

Shane Douglas:Cut the fucking music. Tonight the dinosaurs become offically extinct. Tonight...

Terry Funk grabs Shane Douglas and starts trading punches. Better get out of their Michael Buffer.

NAWA world title Streetfight Terry Funk vs Shane Douglas(c)

Terry Funk grabs Douglas and clotheslines him to the outside right off. There is an inside and outside referee for this match. Terry Funk whips Douglas into the railing and charges at Douglas. Douglas backdrops Terry into the crowd. Douglas now goes into the crowd after Funk. They are trading punches in the crowd. Funk sloshes a drink in Douglas's face and whips Shane backfirst into the arena wall. Funk and Douglas are climbing up the stairway. They are trading punches and the camera men are working hard to try to document all this action. They are finally out of the crowd and into the arena lobby. Shane goes facefirst into a ticket booth. One, Kickout. Terry Funk is dragging Shane by the hair and now Shane gets thrown into the MEN'S BATHROOM. Shane now goes headfirst into a stall and Funk with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. A two count in the men's bathroom. Shane is now up and Shane is knocked into the towel despenser. Shane is crawling away and he crawls out. Shane is whipped into a door and it opens. They are outside. Funk charges at Shane but gets backdropped into a ditch. Shane now hits Funk in the face with a brick. One, Two, Kickout. Shane punches Funk. Funk punches back. Shane punches back. Funk punches back. Funk with a punch. Funk with a punch. Funk with a punch. They now are brawling back into the arena. They look to be in the lockeroom area. Shane is bounced headfirst into a locker and Shane is still trying to get a breath. Shane grabs a coffee urn and throws the coffee at Funk. Shane rolls out and he is back into the arena. Funk flies out of the backstage area with a clothesline. Shane bounces off of the ramp hard. Shane now is rammed headfirst into the post and Funk rolls him back into the ring. Funk is underneath the ring for something. Terry has a bag. He is going to hit Shane over the head with a bag of something. Terry then has a coil of barbed wire as well. Funk now grabs Shane and whips him into the corner. Shane gets the boot up and hits a clothesline. Shane now rolls to the outside. Shane has the ring bell. No disqualifications so he can get away with this. Shane cracks the bell off of Funk's face and Funk is bleeding badly. Shane has a sick grin on his face and covers Funk. One, Two, Kickout. Shane is beside himself. Shane now is un wrapping the tape from his wrists. Shane is choking away at Terry Funk with the tape. Terry is struggling for breath. This is no dqs so Shane can choke to his heart's content. Shane now picks up Funk and sends him into the corner. Shane hits Funk hard with a closed-fist punches. Some blood splatters and Shane has some blood on his knuckles from the bleeding face of Funk. Shane now rolls to the outside. Shane grabs one of the Chinese Announcers(Yes the NAWA is broacasted in China as well) and throws him out of his chair. Shane now has a steel chair but Funk baseball slides the chair into Shane's face. Shane takes a tumble over the table and hits headfirst into the guardrail. Shane is now sliced open as well. About a 0.9 Muta.

Terry Funk is underneath the ring. Terry Funk is pulling out a baseball bat wrapped in razor sharp barbed wire. Terry Funk raises the baseball bat and he smacks it across the back of Douglas. The barbs are grinding into the back of Shane Douglas and several small cuts are beginning to form. Shane is screaming in pain. Terry Funk now rakes the wire across the face of Douglas and blood is squirting out of Douglas's face Funk rams Shane facefirst into the stairs. A puddle of blood is being left on the top stair. The blood of Shane Douglas is oozing out of his forehead. Terry Funk now has a table. He sets it up at ringside. Shane enters the ring and Funk climbs to the top rope. Funk hits a flying axhandle and smacks Douglas in the face sending blood flying upwards. Funk now how that bag he pulled out earlier. He dumps the contents on the canvas. Its thumbtacks. Millions of little thumbtacks. Terry Funk is fixing to turn Shane Douglas into a pin cushion. Terry Funk now with a kick to the midsection. Standing Headscissors. Funk is going for a piledriver on the thumbtacks no Shane counters with a backdrop on the thumbtacks. Thumbtacks are sticking out of Funk's lower back and right hip. Shane now grabs Funk and Belly To Belly Suplex on the thumbtacks. Shane has a bloody grin on his face. Their is blood dripping from his lower lip. Shane now picks up Funk and throws him to the outside. Shane is pealing back the mats. The concrete is exposed. The 1/2 thick inch of padding is gone so this will hurt. Shane now with a front chancery. Not a Pittsburg Plunge on the concrete. This will break Funk's neck. No Funk blocks it with some shots to the ribs. Funk now is reaching underneath the ring for another impliment of destruction. Terry Funk has a bed of nails. Terry Funk now grabs Shane and sets him up. Snap suplex onto the nails. Shane is hurt and those nails are digging into the skin of Shane Douglas. Funk now rolls Shane Douglas and the bed of nails back into the ring. Shane is put on top of the nails. Funk climbs to the ropes. Dear god this is going to hurt. Funk is poised. TERRY FUNK MOONSAULTS SHANE DOUGLAS ON THE BED OF NAILS. Funk with a cover:One, Two, Three. Shane Douglas now has 10 seconds to rise to his feet. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Shane somehow pulls himself back to his feet. Funk only has to work over Shane more and he has the match in the bag. Funk now rolls to the outside and reachs underneath the timekeeper's table. A two by four wrapped in barbed wire. First a baseball bat now I two by four wrapped in barbed wire. There are also several explosives on the board.

Funk picks up the board and hits Shane in the face with it. The board explodes into Shane's face but the barbes also caused Shane to be cut open further. We see a cloud of smoke right where Shane's head was before he went down. Funk now breaks the board over Shane's back causing another explosive to go off. Funk puts down the board and picks up Shane. Shane now is bleeding so heavily it is a wonder that he can see. Funk goes for a clothesline but Shane ducks it. Shane hits a belly-to-belly suplex on the board and the board explodes again. Shane gets up and falls down from the blood loss. Douglas now reaches into his kneepad and pulls out a chain. Shane wraps it around his fist and goes to hit Funk with if but Funk ducks it and Funk now dropkicks Shane. Funk now has the coil of barbed wire. Funk is wrapping it on the top rope. Funk grabs Shane Douglas and he is grinding Shane's face on the barbed wire. Funk now whips Shane backfirst into the barbed wire. Funk charges in but Shane catches Funk. STUN GUN ON THE BARBED WIRE. Funk is clutching his throat and Shane with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shane pulls Funk up. That may have been the turning point. Shane now grabs Funk and tosses him to the outside. Shane now goes for a baseball slide but Funk side steps it. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a chop. Shane with a chop. Funk with a chop. Shane with a kick. They are brawling up the rampway. Shane rakes Funk in the eyes and is now climbing up the NAWA vision. Funk is following suit. They are 15 feet above the ground. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a chop. Funk now punches Shane and both men lose their footing. THEY FALL OFF THE NAWA VISION. Both men hit the electrical circuit board. Sparks are flying everywhere. The arena lights are flickering. Shane drapes an arm on Funk. The referee runs over. One, Two, Three. Now Funk has to 10 to rise. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Funk is on his feet somehow. He should have been killed because he hit first and Shane's impact was mimilized since Funk's body broke his fall. Shane grabs Funk. Shane's hair is turning crimson and Funk has blood all over his shirt and face. Funk and Shane are now brawling on the ramp. Funk with a jab. Shane with a punch. Funk with a chop. Funk with a chop. Funk with a chop. Funk with rams Douglas facefirst into the guardrail and blood splatters onto the guardrail. Funk then disapears backstage. He throws out two saw horses. Now Funk has a sheet of glass. He puts it on the two saw horses. Funk grabs Funk and now Funk now sets up Shane. PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE GLASS. Shane's head breaks the glass and then bounces off of the solid steel ramp. Shane has glass in his hair and the blood is flowing. As Shane tries to clear off the cobwebs by rolling, he leaves a bloody trail. Funk went tailbone first through the glass.

Funk is back into the ring. Boot to the gut of Shane. Funk now looks at the thumbtacks which are laying on the canvas still. Funk with a kick to the midsection and Funk hits a sitdown faceslam on the thumbtacks. Shane has thumbtacks stuck in his forehead and Funk with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Funk is beside himself. Funk now puts Douglas on the top rope. Funk climbs up. Not a superplex on the blasted thumbtacks. Shane blocks it and shoves Funk off onto the thumbtacks. Shane then slumps down. Shane is about ready to pass out because of severe blood loss. Shane now has brass knuckles. Shane grabs Funk and punches him with them punch. Each time blood flies up in the air. Shane is rolling out. Shane has a table. Shane rolls it in the ring. Shane now rolls underneath the ring. He has a can of lighter fluid and a lighter. He has evil intentions ready for Terry Funk. Shane squirts the table with the fluid and sets the table on ablaze. Shane grabs Funk and SHANE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES FUNK THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE. The crowd chants holy shit in spite of Shane. Shane has a bloody smirk. Blood is also covering Shane's teeth. Shane now grabs Funk and is raking his face on the barbed wire. Shane now with a boot to the midsection and Shane crotches Funk on the barbed wire. Shane now grabs Funk and Pittsburg Plunge. This should do it. Shane with the merciful cover. One, Two, Shane pulls Funk up. Shane now grabs Funk and Shane with a kick to the midsection. FRANCHISER. That should do it but Shane is just ignoring the cover. Shane rolls to the outside and Shane has a television camera. That is a $500,000 camera. Shane now picks up Funk and blasts him with the camera sending it smashing into a million pieces. The referee is pleading with Shane to end this right now. SHANE FLIPS THE REFEREE OFF. Shane now rolls underneath the ring. Shane has one of those pipe wrenches that is used to set up the ring. This is the end of Terry Funk. Shane puts Funk in a sitting positon. Shane cracks the wrench over the head of Funk. Blood pours out of Funk's head more and Shane hits Funk over the bridge of the nose with the wrench. Shane now rolls to the outside and he has a tv monitor. Shane now picks up Funk and clonks him with the monitor. Shane now mercifully makes a cover. One, Two, Thr...SHOULDER UP. How in the Fuck did Funk kick out. Shane now punches the referee. What good will that do. Shane now grabs Funk and throws him facefirst into the barbed wire set up. Shane says he is going to cripple Funk now.

Shane now has a chair and Shane wedges Funk's head in the chair. Funk however hits Shane in the ribs and Funk cracks the chair over the face of Shane. There is a bloody headprint on the chair. Funk does it again and Shane is begging for mercy but he ain't getting any from a that fired up mother Funker. Funk hits Shane again and now Funk whips Shane in. Funk with a backdrop and Funk with a clothesline. Funk is fired up and Funk with a drop toehold. Into the spinning toehold. Shane makes it to the ropes and Funk breaks it. Funk with a punch. Funk with a punch. Funk with a punch. Fun with a punch. Funk with a punch. Funk winds up and hits the big hay maker knocking Shane to the canvas. One, Two, Kickout. Funk now picks up Funk and bodyslams him. Funk is taking it to the air. Funk goes for a moonsault but Shane gets the knees up. Shane is wrapping a chain around his fist meanwhile. Shane tries to punch Funk with it but Funk ducks and Shane gets back suplexed. The referee gets bumped. The outside referee is in the ring and Funk charges at Shane but Shane pulls the other referee in the way. Shane now with a low blow and Fisherman Suplex. Shane has Funk bridged but no referee. Shane is pissed and Shane rolls to the outside. Shane has the NAWA world title belt. Shane now picks up Funk and smacks him in the face with the World Title belt. Shane with a cover. One of the officals crawls over. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Shane is really beside himself now. SShane picks up Funk and Franchiser. Shane with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Funk is really has his working boots on. Shane picks up Funk and hits him with a broken table piece. Belly-To-Belly Suplex. Cover from Douglas again. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Shane now throws thumbtacks in the face of Funk and Pittsburg Plunge. Cover from Shane, pulling the tights. One, Two, Thr....Shoulder up. Shane puts Funk on the top rope. Shane is climbing up with him. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a punch. Shane with a punch. Funk with a chop. Funk with a punch. Funk with a punch. Shane falls off. Funk alters his position. He will hit the moonsault and this may do it. As Funk flies off, Shane rises to his feet. Shane catches Funk. Tombstone, Powerslam, or Pancake coming up. NO SHANE DRILLS FUNK HEADFIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH AN INVERTED PILEDRIVER. That is the same move that nearly ended the career of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Shane with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. The referee counts:One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten. Shane wins. Damn, that jackass is still the NAWA world champion

Streetfight with Managers Banned From Ringside: Shane Douglas pinned Terry Funk after an inverted piledriver in 0:32:35. Rating: **** 1/2 (Shane Douglas retained the NAWA world title.)

Shane Douglas has the microphone.

Shane Douglas:Another one of your heros defeated. When will it end. Now get this piece of crap out of my ring.

Shane prods Funk, who hasn't shown any signs of life since hitting that canvas. NORMAN RUNS OUT. Norman has a chair. Norman is chases Douglas away. Next month at Gold Rush it will be Norman Smiley vs Shane Douglas for the NAWA world title.

Well the medics are out and Terry Funk is getting loaded onto a backboard. Funk's career may be over. With that we fade to black.

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