NAWA Glory 10/3/02
"Loser" by Beck plays and out comes the team of Barry Horowitz and The NAWA Jobber Champion SD Jones. We see a scaffold set up on the right side of the entry way.
SD Jones:First of all, Mongo, you dumbass. We were the ones who hired you, daddy. You chased us off with a piece of cardboard. You bit the hand that feeds you and for that you are going to feel the WRATH of the jobber division. Tonight we will put you back in the gutter wear you belong.
The Old Four Horsemen Theme from WCW plays and out comes Mongo. Steve McMichael is out in his trademark bears jacket and a pair of blue jeans.
Mongo:Well let me tell ya something baby doll. You HIRED me. You pratically kidnapped me, baby. My cardboard box was taken when I was sleeping in it. But thats okay. Commisioner Steamboat has made me the special enforcer for the Scaffold Match for the Jobber Title at the PPV. and if you two jokers get out of line I will whoop on you baby. After this handsome payment of wrestling tonight and being the special enforcer at the Pay Per View, Mongo might be able to afford an apartment now.
"Viva Las Vegas" plays and HERES the Gambler. This should be a classic tag team match to kick things off on Glory this week. Gambler and Mongo exchange a high five and they enter the ring ready for combat.
SD Jones and Barry Horowitz vs Steve McMichael and The Gambler Gambler is going to start out with Horowitz. These two men have had WARS in the NAWA. They lock up and Gambler with a full nelson. Horowitz is close to the ropes however so Gambler has to break. Gambler now whips Barry Horowitz into the ropes. Horowitz with a duck-down. Horowitz with a leapfrog. Horowitz with another leapfrog. Horowitz with a third leapfrog. Horowitz with a...no Gambler put the breaks on that time. Gambler now knocks down Horowitz with a forearm. Gambler whips Horowitz into the ropes and drop toehold. Gambler now goes right into the reverse Indian Deathlock. SD Jones is in to break up the hold by stomping Gambler. Mongo is in and Mongo knocks SD Jones down with a big forearm smash. Its a pier six brawl. Mongo now with a clothesline to Barry Horowitz. The Gambler now with a tornado spin punch to SD Jones. Gambler and Mongo have cleared the ring. Mongo goes back to his corner. No wait, Gambler has tagged Mongo in. Horowitz is in and Horowitz with a flurry of punches but Mongo no sells every one of them. Mongo levels Horowitz with a forearm to the face. Mongo picks Horowitz up and atomic drop. Mongo with another forearm to the face. Good to see that Mongo didn't learn anything new on his time off. Mongo gets into the three point stance and levels Horowitz with a clothesline. SD Jones is in but Mongo ducks a clothesline and punches SD Jones down to the canvas. Mongo now gets into the three point stance and levels SD Jones with a clothesline. Mongo now grabs Horowitz and a bodyslam. Mongo takes in the Gambler. The Gambler is climbing to the top rope. High risk move on the way. The Gambler hits a fistdrop to the forehead off the top rope. Gambler now bounces off the ropes but gets tripped by SD Jones. Gambler goes after SD Jones but Gambler gets hung up on the top rope. Gambler stumbles right into a side headlock. SD Jones throws a wristwatch at Mongo and he mistakes it for a wristlock. Horowitz is using the ropes for leverage in this deadly side headlock. Mongo is staring at the wristwatch when Gambler taps. Barry Horowitz beats the Gambler by submission to a side headlock to win the match.
SD Jones and Barry Horowitz defeated Steve McMichael and The Gambler when Jones made Gambler submit to a side headlock in 0:03:48. Rating: -*
Mongo is still staring at the wristwatch confused but Gambler is up and he is not happy. Gambler hits a tornado spin punch to Horowitz and chases SD Jones up the ramp. Instead of running backstage, SD Jones is climbing up the ladder on the side of the scaffold, with the Jobber Title belt at his side. Gambler follows suit. Gambler now picks up a two by four that happened to be laying on the scaffold. Gambler tries to swing the two by four at SD Jones but he ducks and the two by four crashes against the side. SD Jones now with a shot with the plastic jobber title. The Gambler is stunned and SD Jones fires him with some weak jabs. SD Jones now wides up and hits what could be called a punch but it was really a light tap to the cheek. Gambler freefalls off the 20 foot scaffold onto a pile of cardboard boxes and foam rubber on the other side. If that happens at the PPV, SD Jones would still hold the jobber title. SD Jones celebrates like he won a million dollars.
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Tonight:Jerry Lynn vs Super Crazy in Match Five of Seven, Randy Savage and Tony Mamaluke vs Shane Douglas and Steve Corino, Sting vs The Disco Inferno, and in the main event, The Sandman returns to the NAWA to face the man who put him out of action, Harry Harris, in an Xtreme Match.
"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes Sean Waltman. K-Kwik is already in the ring. Sean Waltman will face Scott Hall for the NAWA Television Title at The End of Days. This is for Scott Hall's own good. Waltman says he is going to beat some sense into Hall to keep him from throwing his life away completely.
K-Kwik vs Sean Waltman Waltman with a crotch chop to kick things off. K-Kwik goes for a punch but Waltman ducks it. Series of punches from Waltman. Waltman now with a shoulderblock. Waltman with another shoulderblock. Waltman with a clothesline. Waltman drops a leg to K-Kwik. Waltman with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Waltman picks up K-Kwik and shoves him into the corner. Waltman with a series of kicks in the corner. Waltman now hits a jumping back mule kick causing K-Kwik to slump in the corner. Waltman now backs off and Bronco Buster to K-Kwik. K-Kwik is stunned. Waltman with a kick to the midsection. Waltman goes for the X-Factor but K-Kwik shoves him off. Waltman goes for a spin kick but it is ducked. K-Kwik with a superkick. K-Kwik now is heading up top. K-Kwik is up top but Waltman is up. K-Kwik flies off the top, right into a spin kick. K-Kwik was knocked for a loop for that one. Waltman picks up K-Kwik and whips him into the ropes. Waltman with ANOTHER Spin Kick. Waltman with the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Sean Waltman is your winner.
Sean Waltman pinned K-Kwik after a spin kick in 0:02:44. Rating: * 1/4
Sean Waltman with a crotch chop to celebrate his win. But here comes the NAWA Television Champion. Scott Hall is out. He has to defend the title still to come tonight against Brian Armstrong(who hasn't wrestled since August). Hall looks pretty drunk tonight. Hall is out and Hall SLAPS Waltman. Waltman didn't seem to like that but he isn't doing anything. Hall slaps Waltman again and Waltman with a kick to the midsection. X-Factor on Hall. Waltman's temper got the better of him. Sid Vicious(Hall's bodyguard) runs out to attack Waltman but Waltman escapes over the guardrail.
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"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Chris Candido. Candido is out on his own. Candido has the microphone.
Candido:Cut my music. First up tonight Jimmy Yang is going to lose the NAWA Cruiserweight Title. I will destroy him tonight and bring the Cruiserweight Title to the Triple Threat.
"The Evil Flute Music" plays and out comes the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion Jimmy Yang in a white robe with Japanese writing on it. Yang enters the ring and gets jumped by Candido.
NAWA Cruiserweight Title Match Chris Candido vs Jimmy Yang(c)
Candido chops Yang. Candido chops Yang. Candido with a forearm to the face of Yang. Candido with a kick to the midsection of Yang. Candido whips Yang into the ropes and Candido with a clothesline. Candido backs off and drops an elbow to Yang. Candido picks up Yang and whips him into the corner. Candido with a corner clothesline. Candido picks up Yang and drapes him over his shoulder. Candido with a shoulderbreaker dumping Yang. Candido with a cover hooking the leg. One, Kickout. Candido stomps Yang and picks him up. Candido hooks Yang in a gutwrench and takes him over with a suplex. Candido with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido picks up Yang and headbutt. Candido whips Yang into the ropes and Candido with a drop toehold. Candido works the hammerlock on Yang. Candido cranks on the hold but Yang elbows out. Yang picks up Candido and hooks him. Yang with a brainbuster to Candido. Yang floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Yang waits on Candido to sit up and Yang backs off. Yang hits Candido with a dropkick to the face. Yang with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Yang now picks up Candido and whips him into the ropes. Yang with a rana to Candido. Yang hooks both legs on the way down for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido goes for a lariat but Yang ducks. Superkick from Yang. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang climbs to the second rope and Yang with an elbowdrop to Candido. Yang with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Yang picks up Candido and whips him into the corner. Candido drops to his knees and begs off. Yang grabs Candido but Candido with a low blow to Yang. Candido with a small package to Yang. One, Two, Kickout. Candido picks up Yang and whips him into the ropes. Candido with a powerslam to Yang. Candido covers hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido picks up Yang and shoves him into the corner. Candido with a shoulder to the midsection. Candido with another shoulder to the midsection. Candido chops Yang and snap mares him. Candido now with a seated full nelson to Yang. Candido is keeping Yang from doing all of his highflying offense. Candido is working the hold but Yang is up. Yang flips Candido over but Candido hangs on. Yang gets in the ropes. Candido hammers the back of the head of Yang with punches.
Candido picks up Yang and chops away at the chest. Candido with a scoop and slam. Candido climbs to the second rope and drives the fist to the top of the head of Yang. Candido with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now picks up Yang and hooks him in a cradle. Fisherman Suplex from Candido to Yang taking him over to the canvas. Candido with the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Candido is not too pleased and he stomps away at Yang. Candido picks up Yang and whips him into the ropes. Candido follows in with a clothesline to Yang. Candido picks up Yang and brainbuster taking Yang down to the canvas. Candido now climbs to the top rope. Candido is perched and ready to fly. Diving Headbutt from Candido NO it misses and Candido hits canvas. Yang is up and Candido goes for a punch but Yang blocks it. Yang with a chop to Candido. Yang chops Candido. Yang with a palm blow to Candido. Yang whips Candido into the ropes and flying headscissors. Yang picks up Candido and Yang hooks Candido in a fisherman setup. He attempts to lift Candido up into the Perfect Driver but Candido slides down the back. Candido with a waistlock and German Suplex with a bridge. One, Two, Kickout. Candido now picks up Yang and slaps him right across the face. What a sign of disrespect. Candido places Yang on the top rope and Candido climbs up with him. Candido hooks Yang and Superplex from Candido to Yang. Candido floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout.
Candido stomps Yang some and picks him up. Candido chops Yang across the chest. Candido chops Yang across the chest again. Candido whips Yang into the ropes. Candido ducks the head and Yang kicks Candido in the nose. Yang goes for a spin kick but Candido ducks and the referee goes down hard. Candido with a shot to the midsection and DDT to Yang. Candido rolls to the outside. Candido has the NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt from the time keeper. Candido is in the ring and Candido waits on Yang. WHACK. Cruiserweight Title Belt shot right to the head. Yang goes down hard. Candido with the cover hooking the leg as the referee slides over. We could have a new champion. One......Two......Thr...Kickout. Candido is beside himself. Candido picks up Yang and European Uppercut. Candido now picks up Yang and front suplex. The referee is still clearing the cobwebs. Candido pulls a chain from his tights, shades of Shane Douglas. Candido wraps the chain around his fist but the crowd is stirring about something. TONY MAMALUKE. Tony Mamaluke runs out and Candido goes to hit him with the chain but Mamaluke ducks. Mamaluke superkicks Candido. Mamaluke then runs out as quickly as he ran in but the damage may have been done. Yang is up and Yang puts Candido on the buckles. Yang crosses the arms and Cross-Armed Iconoclasm by Yang. Yang with the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Yang is STILL the NAWA Cruiserweight Champion.
Jimmy Yang pinned Chris Candido after the Cross-Armed Iconoclasm in 0:09:56. Rating: ** 1/2 (Jimmy Yang retained the NAWA Cruiserweight Title.)
Yang takes his NAWA Cruiserweight Title Belt and walks out. Another sucessful title defense.
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"Psycho" plays and out comes Sid Vicious. Sid looks ready to rumble. Sid enters the ring and jaws to some fans.
"Warrior" plays and out sprints the Ultimate Warrior. The number one contender for the NAWA World Title. Warrior will face Sting for the gold at the End of Days. Warrior runs into the ring and shakes the ropes like a mad-man. The bell rings to begin what should be a barn burner.
The Ultimate Warrior vs Sid Vicious They lock up and Sid shoves Warrior off. Warrior flexes at Sid. Sid looks pretty unimpressed. Sid now does a flex of his own. Warrior responds with another. They lock up and Warrior muscles Sid into a corner. Warrior with a clean break and Warrior backs off. Warrior flexes at Sid. Sid now goes to the outside and paces around the ring while the Warrior plays to the crowd. Sid enters the ring and they lock up once again. Sid shoves Warrior off and Warrior staggers back. Sid tells the crowd that he is the master and the ruler of the world. Warrior responds by flexing at Sid. Sid and Warrior circle each other. They lock up again and both men just go around in the lock up until Sid breaks. Sid now goes to the outside to bye some more time. Warrior now shakes the ropes while Sid paces around the ring. Sid reeneters the ring and Sid and Warrior go nose to nose jawing each other. Great workrate here folks. You will never find any better. Sid now turns around to yell at the crowd while the Warrior turns around to flex. You would think that Sid hits Warrior from behind being the heel that he is but no he keeps reminding the crowd that he is the master and the ruler of the world. Warrior and Sid turn around and they circle each other again. Warrior flexes at Sid and Sid backs off at the power of the Warrior. Sid now says he is the master and the ruler of the world again. Wow, Sid I never would have guessed. Warrior shakes the ropes. Warrior and Sid now go nose to nose again. They are trading insults at each other.
Both men back off and circle each other once again. Warrior and Sid lock up and Sid backs Warrior off into the corner. Sid backs off and reminds Warrior that he is the master and the ruler of the world. Warrior responds by flexing and Sid falls backwards from the power of the pythons. Sid rolls to the outside and takes a walk around the ring. Warrior shakes the ropes some. Sid now reenters the ring and both men circle each other again. The crowd is excited about something, out stumbles Scott Hall. Both Sid and Warrior look distracted and Hall falls into the ring. Warrior clotheslines Hall to the outside and gets attacked from behind by Sid. Sid now grabs Warrior by the throat and choke slam. Warrior got drilled into the canvas. Sid now picks up Warrior and slaps him around. Sid puts Warrior in a standing headscissors and lifts him up. Sid brings the Warrior down with a vicious power bomb. Warrior twitches on the canvas and Sid with the cover. One, Two, Thr...Kickout with authority. Warrior is up and he doesn't look in the mood to sell. Sid goes for a punch but Warrior blocks it. Warrior fires back and whips Sid into the ropes. Clothesline from Warrior to Sid. Warrior with a second clothesline to Sid. Warrior bounces off the ropes and jumping shoulderblock to Sid. Warrior raises the roof. Can Warrior press slam Sid ? Warrior now grabs Sid but he can't get him up. Warrior summons one last burst and picks up Sid. Warrior press slams Sid(really a bodyslam pickup and throwing Sid up in the air but we will call it a press slam). Warrior bounces off the ropes and Big Splash to Sid. Warrior with the cover. One, Two, Three. The Ultimate Warrior wins.
The Ultimate Warrior pinned Sid Vicious with the Big Splash in 0:10:22. Rating: -****
Warrior runs down the aisle. Warrior-Sting in 10 days at the End of Days.
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"Ready or Not" by the Fungees plays and out comes the NAWA Television Champion Scott Hall. He is set to defend the title against Brian Armstrong tonight.
"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Brian Armstrong in a sleeveless white t-shirt, a leather jacket, jeans, and cowboy boots. He doesn't look ready to wrestle.
Brian Armstrong:Cut that crap off. CUT IT. I do not want to be associated with the Armstrong theme anymore. or my family. They let me down too many times. I am sorry but I wrestle and if I don't win I am not happy. I have been known as The Roadie. I have been known as the Real Double J Jesse James. I have been known as the Road Dogg. But when I be myself, I am a victim of the Armstrong curse. This is pathetic. The NAWA is showing me no respect. I am not interested in the NAWA Television Title. I am not even interested in wrestling here anymore. I am going to go into that ring and I am going to lay down.
Brian Armstrong comes down to the ring. The bell rings and Brian Armstrong lays down.
NAWA Television Title Match Brian Armstrong vs Scott Hall(c)
Hall doesn't cover. He is too hung over to go for the pin. Brian Armstrong is up and yells at Hall. Brian Armstrong is giving Hall a free victory and he is not taking it. Brian Armstrong gets on his knees and taps out. The referee calls for the bell. This is a submission apperently. Scott Hall retains the NAWA Television Title via submission. Brian Armstrong forfeited the match.
Scott Hall made Brian Armstrong submit in 0:00:18. Rating: DUD (Scott Hall retained the NAWA Television title. )
Scott Hall gets his hand raised but he passes out on the referees shoulder. Brian Armstrong is up and Brian Armstrong starts to walk out of the ring but the Young Guns are standing in the rampway blocking his way.
Brian Armstrong:Listen to me you bastards. Your beef is with the rest of my family and not me. Did you here? I quit this fucking company. Leave me alone.
Midajah:Don't worry, Armstrong. We are just here to give you a going away present. Boys, destroy him.
Flashfly and Sean Studd advance on Brian Armstrong. Brian Armstrong just stands his ground with his arms folded almost like he doesn't care. Flashfly with a shot and Sean Studd clotheslines Brian Armstrong down. The Young Guns are stomping Brian Armstrong on the rampway. Meanwhile in the ring, Scott Hall is crotch chopping the crowd and Sean Waltman is out. Sean Waltman stops and spin kicks Sean Studd. Spin Kick to Flashfly. Sean Waltman and Brian Armstrong were friends in another wrestling fed that we perfer not to mention. Sean Waltman now enters the ring and goes for a spin kick but Hall ducks it and smacks Waltman in the face with the TV Title belt.
Waltman is down and The Young Guns are back up continueing their beatdown on the ramp. PROBLEM SOLVER ON THE RAMP. Brian Armstrong's head bounced off the ramp. Out comes Steve Armstrong to save his brother. Knockdown on Flashfly but Midajah catches Steve with a low blow. Flashfly with a leaping DDT on the ramp. The Young Guns go back to beating up Brian Armstrong but out comes Brad Armstrong on crutches. Here comes sercurity and one of the sercurity members hit Flashfly with his nightstick. A shot to Sean Studd and the sercurity guard chokes Midajah with the nightstick. ITS BOB ARMSTRONG. Finally something goes right for the Armstrong family. Brian Armstrong is down on the ramp and Steve is just coming to his senses.
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"Disco Fever" plays and out comes Disco Inferno. Disco Inferno is dancing around like an idiot but you would think that even Disco would take a challenge like the NAWA World Champion seriously, even if it is a non-title match. Disco has the microphone.
Disco:Tonight the greatest sports entertainer of all time will defeat the NAWA World Champion. I know why this is a non-title match. Sting is afraid of me. He is afraid that I would win the NAWA World Title because I am the greatest sports entertainer of all time. Sting get your facepainted ass out here so I can kick it. YEAH!!!
"Man Called Sting" and out comes Sting in yellow and white facepaint, yellow tights with white scorpions, and white boots. Sting doesn't look too happy at the egomatic behavior of DI.
Disco Inferno vs Sting in a Non-Title Match Disco pounds Sting with jabs to start. Disco with a kick to the midsection and Disco with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Disco dances before going for the cover. One, Kickout. Disco bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow to Sting. Disco bounces off the ropes and drops another elbow to Sting. Disco drops a third elbow and Disco dances some more but Sting is up. Disco goes for a shot but Sting ducks. Kick to the midsection and DDT from the Stinger. Sting is not done and he whips Disco into the ropes. Backdrop from the Stinger. Sting picks up Disco and whips him into the ropes. Stinger Splash by Sting. Sting backhands Disco and whips him into opposite corner. Another Stinger Splash. Disco flops facefirst into the corner and Sting kicks Disco over. Sting with a cover. One, Two, Three. Sting has pinned Disco Inferno in this non-title match.
Non-Title-Match Sting pinned Disco Inferno after the Stinger Splash in 0:01:34. Rating: DUD
Sting walks off with his belt. Disco Inferno has been pinned again. Disco has the worst non-jobber record in the NAWA. Disco Inferno's only win in the NAWA was a fluke win over New Jack to win the Xtreme Title. Disco is up.
Disco:Sting, you are a coward. You walked out on me. I win by countout. I WIN. I am the Disco Inferno. Wooo!!!
The referee kicks Disco in the groin to shut him up and pitches him to the outside. "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and it looks like we are going to our next match without going to a commericial. Disco is back into the ring and Disco goes after the referee but the referee kicks Disco in the midsection and neckbreaker to Disco. The referee throws Disco to the outside again like yesterdays garbage. Shane Douglas and Steve Corino are out and Corino makes sure to trod over Disco's face on his way to the ring.
Shane Douglas:Cut the fucking music. Tonight the Triple Threat will breeze by in another match. Tonight myself and Steve Corino will be that fossil Randy Savage and that little punk Tony Mamaluke.
Steve Corino:Yeah Mamaluke. Me and you have crossed paths and last week the King of Old School pinned you one, two, three in the center of the ring. You will never win this(points to the NAWA International Title over his shoulder) so you might as well give up trying. So it is time for me to carry the Triple Threat to another victory.
Douglas:What do you mean carry?
Corino:Who is the only member of the Triple Threat with gold? Me. The only reason we only look like a minor joke instead of a complete joke is I am the NAWA International Champion.
Douglas:Well you never defend the fucking title...
Corino:Well if I didn't have to go around correcting shit and wrestling in meaningless tag team matches I would defend the fucking title.
Douglas and Corino look ready to come to blows but the theme from the godfather plays and out comes Randy Savage and Tony Mamaluke. Tony Mamaluke is wearing a suit with no shirt but a tie. Tony Mamaluke takes off his tear away pants to reveal his usual FBI tights. Mamaluke is going to wrestle in the suit jacket and tie by the looks of it.
Tony Mamaluke and Randy Savage vs Steve Corino and Shane Douglas Savage and Douglas are going to start out. They lock up and Savage with a side headlock. Douglas shoves Savage off and shoulderblock. Savage now with an elbowsmash to Douglas knocking him down to the canvas. Savage now picks up Douglas and inverted atomic drop. Savage clotheslines Douglas. Savage now with a kneedrop to the Franchise. Savage with a cover. One, Kickout. Savage is up and Savage with an elbow to the ribs. Savage whips Douglas into the ropes and big knee to the face by the Macho Man. Savage now dives on Douglas and attempts to choke him out with his elbow. Savage now picks up Douglas and inverted atomic drop. Savage with a running elbow to the face. Savage now tags in Tony Mamaluke. Savage and Mamaluke whip Douglas in and double backdrop from the faces. Mamaluke with a dropkick to the face of Douglas. Mamaluke picks up Douglas and italian uppercut. Mamaluke with an open handed slap to the chest of the Franchise. Mamaluke now with a kick to the midsection NO Douglas blocks it NO Mamaluke counters it with an enzugiri. Mamaluke with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke now picks up Douglas and knee to the midsection. Mamaluke with a Rocker Dropper on Douglas. Mamaluke with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke bounces off the ropes but gets hit in the back of the head with his own belt from his dress pants by Corino. Mamaluke turns around to hit Corino and Douglas with a neckbreaker taking Mamaluke down to the canvas. Douglas now picks up Mamaluke and vertical suplex taking Mamaluke down to the canvas. One, Two, Kickout. Douglas stomps away at Mamaluke. Douglas throws Mamaluke into the corner and pounds him with punches. The referee backs off Douglas and Corino is choking Mamaluke with that leather belt in the corner. Savage enters the ring attempting to break it up and Corino throws the leather belt to Douglas. Douglas whips Mamaluke across the back with it. Douglas now mounts Mamaluke over the back and chokes him out with the leather belt. The referee wheels around to count. One, Two, Three, Four, Douglas breaks. Douglas now doubles the belt up and whips Mamaluke right across the forehead with it. Douglas now has the belt buckle and is grinding it into the face of Mamaluke. Douglas is risking disqualification and Savage is in to kick Douglas off. The referee shoos Savage back into the corner.
Douglas now throws Mamaluke into the corner. Corino has Mamaluke's tie that fell off earlier and is choking Mamaluke with it as Douglas has the referee distracted. Savage runs in again but the referee is holding him back. Douglas takes the leather belt and lashes Mamaluke across the chest with it several times. Savage is struggling but he is harming his partner even more by trying to get into the ring. Douglas now snapmares Mamaluke and stomps him some. The referee has calmed Savage down. Tag to Corino. Corino picks up Mamaluke and double underhook suplex from Corino to Mamaluke. Corino with a forearm to the face of Mamaluke before going for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Corino picks up Mamaluke and whips him into the ropes. Corino with a kick to the midsection. Corino now puts Mamaluke in a fireman's carry and spins. Fireman's Carry into an Ace Crusher from Corino to Tony Mamaluke. Mamaluke got wasted with that one. Corino with the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Corino forearms Mamaluke in the face and goes for another cover. One, Two, Thr....shoulder up. Corino picks up Mamaluke and whips him into the ropes. Corino with a kick to the midsection and Old School Driver on Mamaluke. Corino with a cover hooking both legs. One, Two, Thr...save from Savage. Savage is forced back into the corner again and Corino is choking Mamaluke on the bottom rope. Douglas now drops an elbow to Mamaluke while he is hung over the ropes. Corino hooks Mamaluke and backdrop suplex. Corino with a cover and the referee spins around. One, Two, Kickout. Corino is not too happy. Corino stomps Mamaluke. Corino picks up Mamaluke and whips him into the corner. Corino charges in but Mamaluke moves. Corino tags in Douglas before Corino can do anything. Douglas is in and Douglas chops Mamaluke. Douglas with another chop. Douglas whips Mamaluke into the ropes. Douglas with a kick to the midsection. Douglas scoops Mamaluke up but Mamaluke slides before. Reverse DDT from Mamaluke.
Mamaluke has to make the tag to The Macho Man. He has been in this match for too long. Mamaluke is crawling over. Inching his way over to the corner. Mamaluke is about to go for the tag but Steve Corino is in distracting the referee. Tag to Savage and Savage runs in with an elbowsmash to Douglas. The referee did not see Savage get tagged in so Macho is forced back into his corner. Mamaluke is forced into the Triple Threat corner and double teamed by Douglas and Corino. Corino is tagged in by Douglas and the referee sees that one. Corino with a kick to the midsection of Mamaluke. Corino goes for the Old School Explusion but Mamaluke twists out and lariats Corino down to the canvas. Now is the time for Mamaluke to make the tag. He has been in this match for way too long. Mamaluke is crawling towards the corner but Corino is closer. Tag to Douglas. Douglas is in and Douglas grabs the ankle of Mamaluke. Mamaluke is reaching and stretching. He is attempting to make the tag. Can Mamaluke do it? Mamaluke kicks Douglas off and HOT tag to Savage. Savage is in with fists of fire. Knocks down Douglas with a haymaker. Knocks Corino off of the ring apron with a roundhouse right. Savage now with a running elbowsmash to Douglas. Savage picks up Douglas and bodyslam. Savage is up on the top rope and the Savage Elbowdrop to Douglas. One, Two, Thr...Corino makes the save. Mamaluke knocks Corino to the outside and Savage tags in Mamaluke. Savage is on the top and flying axehandle all the way to the floor. Mamaluke whips Douglas into the ropes but the referee gets sandwhiched in the corner. Double Leg Takedown from Mamaluke into the Sicilian Cloverleaf. We could have a submission and Mamaluke drags Douglas to the center. Douglas is tapping. Mamaluke would have won if the referee hadn't been counting sheep. Wait a minute. Chris Candido is out from the back and Candido has the a pipe. Candido hits Mamaluke right across the back of the head with the pipe. The referee didn't see it and Douglas with the cover. The referee slides over to count. NO not this way. One, Two, Three. Damnit the Triple Threat wins on this night.
Steve Corino and Shane Douglas defeated Tony Mamaluke and Randy Savage when Douglas pinned Mamaluke after outside interference in 0:14:10. Rating: ** 1/2
Candido looks smug and Douglas is up. Douglas grabs the referee and throws him out of the ring. Disco Inferno runs out and gets his revenge from earlier to stomp the referee. Corino enters the ring and Corino and Candido hold Mamaluke down while Douglas has the leather belt. Before they can whip Mamaluke here comes Terry Funk with a flaming branding iron. The Triple Threat scatters and Funk looks pissed that he didn't get his hand on Shane Douglas. Funk grabs Disco by the hair and pulls him into the ring. Funk kicks Disco and DDTs him. Funk then brands Disco as a consolation prize.
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We have two matches signed for next week on Glory. We will have Tony Mamaluke facing Chris Candido and Disco Inferno facing Terry Funk as a result of what just happened moments ago.
"SOL" by NAWA Produced plays and out comes "Above Average" Mike Sanders for our next match. Sanders has the microphone.
Sanders:10 days Jeff Jarrett. 10 Days before you are SOL and you know what that means. 10 Days before I beat your ass in the Ambulance Match. I am not planning on losing. You have are going to be my stepping stone to the top at the End of Days.
"Hell's Bells" plays and the entry way is filled with red smoke. Christopher Daniels comes up from below the stage on an elevator wearing a black robe with a red hood. Daniels enters the ring and pulls the hood down.
"Alive" by POD plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman Smiley will face Christopher Daniels in 10 days at the End of Days. Norman looks ready for combat and gets in the face of Daniels.
"So Why Don't You Choke on That, Slapnuts."
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett, still on crutches from that attack by Mike Sanders and Disco Inferno 5 weeks ago. Jarrett enters the ring and the bell rings beginning this tag team match.
Jeff Jarrett and Norman Smiley vs Christopher Daniels and Mike Sanders The referee is telling Jarrett to get rid of the crutches. He does. Jarrett limps around on one knee and starts out with Daniels. Daniels and Jarrett locks up and Jarrett with a forearm to the face. Jarrett with a punch. Jarrett with another punch. Jarrett with a third punch. Jarrett with a clothesline to Daniels. Jarrett with a forearm smash taking Daniels down to the canvas. Jarrett tags in Norman. Norman is in chopping away at the Fallen Angel. Norman whips Daniels in and drop toehold. Into an Oklahoma Side Roll. One, Kickout. Daniels goes for a savate kick but Norman ducks underneath. Norman with an European uppercut. Norman with another european uppercut. Norman slaps Daniels right acrosst he face. Norman bounces off the ropes and forearm to Daniels. Norman picks up Daniels and slams him. Norman hops to the second rope and dives off but misses an elbow to the Fallen Angel. Daniels is up to his feet and savate kick to Norman. Norman crashes down to the canvas. Daniels with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels whips Norman into the ropes. Daniels with a flapjack to Norman. Norman rolls underneath the bottom rope. Daniels grabs the legs and catapaults Norman throatfirst onto the bottom rope. Norman rolls and clutches his throat. Daniels with a tag to Sanders. Daniels and Sanders hook Norman and double suplex. Sanders stomps Norman some. Sanders whips Norman into the ropes and kick to the midsection. Sanders now with a gutwrench suplex. Sanders floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders now hooks Norman in a double underhook and twists him into a backslide. One, Two, Kickout. Sanders picks up Norman and chops him. Sanders with another chop to Norman. Sanders now grabs Norman and puts him in the cobra clutch. Norman attempts to flip Sanders over but Sanders hangs on. Norman elbows out and Sanders backs off. Sanders with a boot to the gut of Norman. Sanders grabs Norman and rams him headfirst into the boot of Daniels. Tag to the Fallen Angel.
Daniels is in and Daniels chops Norman. Daniels whips Norman into the ropes. Daniels catches Norman with a rana. Daniels now jams a thumb to the throat of Norman. This is an illegal move in the NAWA and Daniels better watch himself. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Daniels now picks up Norman and kick to the midsection. Daniels now lifts up Norman and vertical suplex. Daniels with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels now picks up Norman and kicks Norman right in the throat with a savate kick. Norman falls back, clutching his windpipe. Daniels now jams another thumb to Norman's throat. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Daniels now picks up Norman and bodyslam. Daniels climbs to the second rope but he misses a kneedrop. Norman has to make the tag to Jeff Jarrett. Daniels is closer however. Daniels tags in Sanders. Sanders is in the ring and he grabs the foot of Norman. Norman is reaching and stretching in an attempt to make the tag. Norman does a foward roll to flip Sanders into the corner. Hot tag from Norman to Jarrett. Jarrett is in knocking Sanders down with a huge punch. Daniels gets punched down as well. Jarrett rams the heads of the heels together. Jarrett with a forearm to the face of Sanders. Jarrett whips Sanders in and big back elbowsmash knocking Above Average down to the canvas. Jarrett now picks up Sanders and fires away at him with punches. Daniels is attempting to sneak back into the ring with a crutch to nail Jarrett but Norman spears Daniels to the outside. Norman and Daniels are brawling to the outside and the referee is distracted by the activity going at ringside. Sanders has the crutch and Sanders clips Jarrett's injured knee with it. Sanders now grabs Jarrett's knee and Half Boston. Jarrett looks around but he is too far in the center so he taps. Mike Sanders and Chris Daniels are your winners.
Christopher Daniels and Mike Sanders defeated Jeff Jarrett and Norman Smiley when M. Sanders made J. Jarrett submit to a half Boston in 0:08:52. Rating: * 3/4
Sanders is being pulled off and Sanders shoves the referee down. Jarrett then pops Sanders with the crutch. Jarrett got a good shot on Sanders.
Meanwhile Daniels and Norman are trading punches on that section of stage where Daniels came out on that elevator. Daniels with a shot to the gut and he picks up Norman POWER BOMB ON THE STAGE. No wait. That sectio of stage is going down. It was that elevator. We see Daniels and Norman dissapearing below the stage area.
We switch to another camera feed. We are in the boiler room and we see Daniels with a pipe. Daniels with a shot over the back of Norman. Daniels with another shot over the back of Norman. Daniels with a third shot. Daniels's eyes flash to a shovel lying in the corner. Norman tries to pull himself up but Daniels has a bottle of something and an old rag. Daniels pours some of the substance from bottle on the rag and attempts to smother Norman with the rag. I think its ether. Well isn't Daniels orginal. He must have been watching 1998 Undertaker lately. Daniels is putting Norman out with the ether. Norman slumps to the floor, out like a light.
Daniels:You know something Smiley. Isn't life a bitch. Well that bitch will end. I will take this shovel and bury you alive.
Oh my god. Daniels now drapes an unconcious Norman over his shoulder and picks up the shovel that was lying in the boiler room.
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Daniels now dumps the unconcious form of Norman in the trunk of the car. Daniels now locks the trunk.
Daniels then grabs an off screen cameraman by the ear.
Daniels:If you are going to follow me around, you can film this and then I can bury you alive too.
Daniels throws the fearful cameraman in the backseat of the car. Daniels now gets in the car and drives off just as Jeff Jarrett limps out of the back of the arena wielding a baseball bat. Jarrett was a few seconds too late. NO Another car just almost ran over Jeff Jarrett. Disco Inferno sticks his head out the window looking for the body of Jarrett. Haven't we seen enough of this doofus tonight. Jarrett smashes the car window with a baseball bat. Disco rolls out of the passenger side and runs for his life, facefirst into a production truck. Disco is in a lot of pain and Jeff Jarrett takes Disco's car and goes in hot pursuit of Christopher Daniels.
"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes Jerry Lynn for match five of the Best of Seven Series. If Lynn wins tonight, he wins the series. Lynn looks ready and SUPER CRAZY JUMPS LYNN WHILE HE IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING. Crazy stomps Lynn while on the ramp. Crazy is not taking this lightly. Crazy grabs Lynn by the hair and throws him chestfirst into the guardrail. Crazy slaps Lynn. Crazy throws Lynn facefirst into the ringpost. Order has to be restored before this match starts. Crazy rolls Lynn into the ring and Crazy dives on Lynn for the quick cover.
Match Five of Seven: Jerry Lynn vs Super Crazy
One, Two, Kickout. Crazy now backs off and dropkicks Lynn in the face as he attempts to sit up. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes and Crazy with a drop toehold. Crazy with a camel clutch onto Lynn. Crazy is arching back on the hold. Jerry Lynn had a minor back injury last month and Crazy is exploiting it. Lynn makes it to the ropes. Crazy picks up Lynn and whips him into the ropes. Crazy with a legsweep takedown. Crazy now with a La Magistral Cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy with a kick to the midsection and DDT on Lynn. Crazy with another cover. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy picks up Lynn and chops him. Crazy fires some more chops at Lynn. Crazy now with an European Uppercut to Lynn. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes and HUGE Dropkick. Crazy climbs to the top rope. Crazy flies off with a crossbody press. Crazy with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy picks up Lynn and hangs him upside down in the corner in the tree of woe. Crazy backs off and Crazy with a sliding dropkick to the face. Crazy with some stomps in the corner. Crazy now with another dropkick as Lynn falls out of the corner. Crazy with the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes. Crazy goes for a crossbody but Lynn ducks it and Crazy hangs himself up on the top rope. Lynn now with a lariat to Crazy taking him down. Lynn stomps away at Crazy and Lynn picks Crazy up. Lynn with a backbreaker to Crazy. Lynn hangs on and another backbreaker to Crazy. Lynn hangs on and a side slam to Crazy. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn slaps a downed Crazy. Lynn whips Crazy into the corner and charges in. Crazy gets both feet up in the face and Lynn is hunched over. Crazy hops to the second buckle and springboard sunset flip. Crazy goes over NO Lynn hooks the legs on the way down. One, Two, Crazy rolls through. One, Two, Lynn rolls through into the Texas Cloverleaf. Crazy is strong enough to kick Lynn off in this match. Lynn now jumps onto Crazy and hammers him with punches. Lynn whips Crazy into the ropes and Lynn with a flying headscissors as Crazy bounces off the ropes. Lynn with a cover. One, Two, Kickout.
Lynn now doesn't look too happy and he kicks Crazy hard across the bridge of the nose as he attempts to pull himself up. Lynn with a forearm shot to the face. Lynn with another forearm to the face. Lynn picks up Crazy and whips him into the ropes. Lynn with a tilt-a-whirl into a suplex. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn was a second away from winning the series on that one. Lynn picks up Crazy and puts him in an inverted facelock. Lynn picks up Crazy and inverted suplex to the Insane Luchadore. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn grabs Crazy by the hair and shoves him into the corner. Lynn chops away at Crazy but Crazy grabs Lynn by the hair and throws him into the corner. Crazy with some chops of his own to Lynn. Lynn stops that with a thumb to the eyes of Crazy. Lynn hooks Crazy in a rear waistlock and German Suplex. Lynn bridges on that one. One, Two, Shoulder up. Lynn stomps the back of the head of Crazy. Lynn picks up Crazy and puts him in a standing headscissors. Lynn lifts up Crazy into a power bomb pickup. Lynn then falls backwards, ramming Crazy throatfirst onto the top rope. Lynn however goes to the outside for a high risk move. Lynn with a flying legdrop to Crazy. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Crazy and Lynn with a gutwrench. Lynn pancakes Crazy down to the canvas. Lynn drops an elbow to Crazy. Lynn drops another elbow to Crazy. Lynn now picks up Crazy and whips him into the corner. Lynn with an Arn Anderson Style Spinebuster on Crazy. Lynn with a Scorpion Deathlock no Crazy grabs Lynn by the hair. One, Two, Kickout. The Spinebuster/Scorpion Deathlock is how Lynn beat Crazy on 3/28/02, so Crazy had that move well scouted this time. Lynn lwith a kick to Crazy and Lynn puts Crazy in a standing headscissors. Lynn lifts up Crazy and power bomb from Lynn. Lynn with another cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Lynn is flustered. He was a half a second away from winning the series. Lynn now with a dropkick to the face of Crazy. Lynn grabs Crazy in a headlock and hammers away at him with punches. Lynn picks up Crazy and whips him into the corner. Lynn goes for a victory roll but Crazy counters with an electric chair suplex. Both men are down and the referee is putting the count on. Crazy rolls over onto Lynn hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn picks up Crazy and whips him into the ropes. Crazy charges Lynn but Lynn moves out of the way. Lynn with a backdrop suplex to Crazy. Lynn now goes to the outside and takes it to the top rope. Lynn dives off with a flying bodypress. Crazy twitches under the weight of Lynn. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout.
Lynn picks up Crazy and HUGE Chop. That was heard throughout the arena. Lynn whips Crazy into the ropes. Lynn with a kick. Lynn goes for the Cradle Piledriver but Crazy trips Lynn up. Crazy with a catapault into the buckles. Crazy now with a rolling cradle to Lynn. One, Two, Kickout from Lynn, shoving Crazy into the corner. Lynn now with a dragon suplex attempt but Crazy counters with a reverse cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn with a shot to the midsection and Lynn places Crazy on the top rope. Lynn climbs up with him and attempts a superplex but Crazy with a shot. Crazy with another shot. Crazy with a third shot and Lynn is shoved off. Crazy dives off the top rope and springboard rana to Lynn. Crazy now wastes no time in hopping to the first buckle. Moonsault. Crazy hops to the second buckle. Moonsault. Crazy now hops to the top buckle. Crazy goes for a third moonsault but Lynn gets the knees up. Crazy is staggered and Lynn is up. Lynn boots Crazy in the gut and hooks him. Lynn with a brain buster to the Insane Luchadore. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Crazy and puts him on the buckles. Lynn climbs up with Crazy and hooks him. Lynn superplexes Crazy off of the buckles. Lynn now floats over with a cover on the way down. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Lynn is beside himself and he looks like he may snap at any second. Lynn now picks up Crazy and forearms him across the bridge of the nose. Lynn hops to the second buckle and hooks Crazy. Lynn with the Tornado DDT no Crazy counters with the Northern Lights Suplex in mid-air. One, Two, Thr...kickout. Crazy now picks up Lynn and Crazy whips Lynn into the ropes. Crazy goes for a rana but Lynn blocks it on the way down. Lynn with the Cradle Piledriver on Crazy. Crazy's head bounces off the canvas. That should do it. Lynn slides over shrewdly for the cover. One, Two, Thr...foot on the ropes. WHAT. Lynn is in a state of shock. Crazy's foot was on the bottom rope and Lynn drags Crazy to the center. There will be no ropes this time. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. Lynn picks up Crazy and forearms him in the face. Lynn now scoops up Crazy for a Cradle Tombstone Piledriver attempt but Crazy counters with a reverse swinging DDT in mid-air. Crazy falls on top for the cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Crazy got a nearfall. Crazy now picks up Lynn and Michinoku Driver. Crazy spikes Lynn into the canvas. Crazy with a cover. One, Two, Thr...shoulder up. Crazy bounces off the ropes and goes for a springboard moonsault but Lynn rolls out of the way. Crazy splatters on the canvas. Lynn is up and Lynn with a rear waistlock. Lynn sets Crazy on the top rope. Lynn now puts Crazy in a standing headscissors. Lynn says he is going to Cradle Piledrive Crazy off of the top rope. OH MY GOD. This will kill the Insane Luchadore. No Crazy with a shot to the midsection. Crazy with another shot. Crazy lifts Lynn onto his shoudlers and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OFF OF THE TOP ROPE. Lynn hits the canvas hard. Crazy rolls over Lynn for the cover. One, Two, Three. Crazy wins but Lynn still leads the series 3-2.
Super Crazy pinned Jerry Lynn after a top-rope Death Valley Driver in 0:16:08. Rating: ****
Both men are being attended to. The Main Event is next. Don't you touch that dial.
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"Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins plays and out comes Harry Harris. Harris will go one on one with the returning Sandman tonight in an Xtreme Rules Match. This is Harry Harris's favorite type of match. Harris enters the ring.
"Enter the Sandman" by Motorhead plays and the Sandman is standing on the balcony chugging a beer. Harris tells the Sandman to bring it. Sandman goes down the stairs and Harris hops the guardrail to meet him. Both men trade punches and the bell rings.
Xtreme Rules Match: The Sandman vs Harry Harris
Sandman whips Harris into the guardrail and charges in. Harris however backdrops Sandman over the guardrail and into the arena. Harris is perched on the guardrail and flying axehandle onto the guardrail. This is no disqualification, no countout, no time limit, falls count anywhere in the building. Harris now grabs Sandman by the hair and throws him shoulderfirst into the ring steps causing them to get knocked over. Harris now climbs to the ring apron and takes a running start. Harris with a running clothesline off of the ring apron onto the Sandman. Harris picks up Sandman in a bodyslam and drops him facefirst onto the ring steps. Harris now goes underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder. Harris now places the ladder over his shoulder and takes a running start. Harris smacks Sandman in the face with the ladder. Harris slides the ladder into the ring. Harris grabs Sandman by the hair and rams him facefirst into the time keeper's bell. Harris throws Sandman back into the ring and goes underneath the ring. Harris slides a table and a stop sign into the ring. Harris now enters the ring and kicks Sandman in the face. Harris picks up the stop sign and raises it over his hand. Harris smacks the Sandman over the back with it. Harris does it again. Harris does it a third time. Sandman staggers up and Harris swings the stop sign but Sandman ducks. Sandman clotheslnes Harris down to the canvas. Sandman now grabs Harris by his hair and rams him headfirst into the ladder. Sandman does it again. Harry Harris is busted wide open. Sandman with a punch to Harris. Sandman now with a headbutt to Harris and Harris falls to the canvas hurt. Sandman now sets up the ladder in play. Sandman picks up Harris and bodyslam. Sandman climbs up the ladder backwards. Sandman now drops an elbow to the new hardcore icon from middle of the ladder. Sandman with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Sandman now picks up the ladder and suplexes it on the Hardcore on. Sandman stomps Harry Harris and Harris takes a powder up the ramp. Sandman chases after him in hot pursuit. Sandman looks ready to put the final touches on the Hardcore One. Sandman advances Harris but gets whacked in the head with a stage light. Sandman has now bladed.
Harris is climbing up the scaffold that was still here from the Jobber Match earlier. Sandman follows suit and Harris greets Sandman with a kick as he climbs up the scaffold. You only have enough roof to begin the journy up the scaffold on either side. A freefall would mean that you will be crashing 35 feet(the 20 foot high scaffold plus the distance off of the stage). Sandman and Harris are trading punches on the scaffold. Something has to give. Sandman now with a chairshot to Harris. Harris falls over to his stomach and slides by the edge of the scaffold. Sandman attempts to kick Harris over the edge but Harris hangs on with his hands. He is dangling dangerously on the side of that scaffold. Sandman stomps one hand and Harris is hanging with a long drop. Sandman stomps the other hand. IN COMING. Harris flies off the scaffold and crashes through two tables nearly 35 feet below. The crowd chants holy shit and rightfully so. Sandman now climbs down the ladder. Harris may be injured but Sandman will just half to climb down the stairway on the other end of the stage to score the pin. Sandman now climbs down as does the referee. Sandman with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. HOW. HOW. Harry Harris is insane. He should have just stayed down. Sandman picks up a broken table piece and smacks Harris with it. Sandman now drags the limp form of Harris up the stairs and throws him down the ramp. Harris is attempting to crawl back into the ring. Sandman grabs a drink cup from a fan and sloshes a soda in the face of Harris. Sandman rolls Harris back into the ring and Sandman is back underneath the ring for something else. Sandman has a coil of barbed wire and a cheese grater. This is going messy. Sandman slides the objects into the ring. Sandman now has the cheese grater and he grinds it on the head of Harris, making the cuts on Harris's face only worse. Sandman now smacks Harris with the cheese grater causing some blood to fly upwards. Sandman now has the barbed wire and Sandman lays the barbed wire neatly on the top turnbuckle. Sandman now goes for a suplex but Harris blocks it. Sandman with a kick and Sandman with a standing headscissors. Sandman looks like he is going to power bomb Harris onto that barbed wire lying on the turnbuckle but Harris trips Sandman up and catapault into the barbed wire. OUCH. Sandman falls out of the corner with the barbed wire sticking to his eyebrows.
Harris now is setting up the table he brought iin earlier. He is propping it up in the corner. Harris grabs Sandman and whips him backfirst into the table. The table bends but does not break. Harris rushes Sandman but instead of dropkicking Sandman into the table, Harris just dropkicks the table. The table breaks in half. Harris may have injured his right knee on that one. Sandman now grabs the ladder and puts it over his head. Sandman spins smacking the ladder into the face of Harris. Sandman now sets up the ladder in play. Sandman is climbing up the ladder. Sandman is going for something off the ladder. Sandman does a somersault but Sandman misses a somersault senton off of the ladder. Sandman crashes onto the canvas. Sandman is attempting to pull himself to his feet but Harris has the stop sign. Harris with a home run swing with the sign nearly knock the Sandman's head off. Another stop sign shot over the back. Harris now looks at the barbed wire like a father looking at his new born son. Harris picks up the barbed wire and kisses it. Harris then pulls the barbed wire loose from his lips and his lower lip is ripped over. Harris smears his hand on his lip and smacks Sandman with the barbed wire coil. Sandman goes down hard. Harris now puts the barbed wire on the face of the Sandman and stomps it. Harris does it again. Harris does it a third time. That barbed wire is ripping into the flesh on the forehead of the Sandman. Harris now roughly rips the barbed wire off of the forehead of the Sandman. Harris may have ripped fragments of skin off with that one as well. Harris now is wrapping his leg in the wire. Harris seems to be enjoying himself. Harris stops to fire a kick or two in Sandman before continueing wrapping his right leg in barbed wire. Harris now his his right leg wrapped in barbed wire. Harris picks up the Sandman and slams him. Harris climbs up the ladder and flies off. Flying Legdrop from Harris with his complete right leg wrapped in barbed wire. Sandman is done and Harris with the cover. One, Two, Three. Harry Harris wins this Xtreme Rules Match.
Xtreme Rules Match: Harry Harris pinned The Sandman after a flying legdrop with his right leg wrapped in barbed wire in 0:13:14. Rating: 1/2*
Harris was Xtreme tonight and "Natural Born Killerz" by Dr Dre/Icecube plays and out comes the Original Gangsta New Jack. New Jack is going to the ring but sercurity holds him back. We are out of time folks. We are out of time. See you next week on Glory.
Next Week:Super Crazy vs Jerry Lynn Match Six of Seven, Tony Mamaluke vs Chris Candido, Terry Funk vs Disco Inferno, and Christopher Daniels attempts to bury Norman Smiley alive.