NAWA Glory 5-9-02:

A limo pulls up. We see The Triple Threat exiting from it. We fade to the opening video.

NAWA Glory Opening Video: (Triple Threat plotting) (Sting in the rafters) (New Jack hitting a chair dive off of the top of the cage to the Sandman) (Lenny and Lodi in the ring) (Norman Smiley in the ring) (Terry Funk hitting a moonsault off the 16-foot cage) [Jerry Lynn hits the Cradle Piledriver on Super Crazy] [Shane Douglas with a belly-to-belly superplex on Sting] [Vampiro superkicking a chair in Christopher Daniels's face.] [Roadkill hits the Dirt Road Slam on Brian Lee] [Norman Smiley with the Norman Conquest on Jeff Jarrett] [Scott Steiner with the Steiner Recliner on Jeff Jarrett] [Francine rolls a scaffold on wheels with cinderblocks and wooden palattes on top of Midajah nearly killing her.] [Tony Mamaluke hitting the Professional Hit on Brian Armstrong] [footage of Marc Mero knocking out the Gambler] [footage of Shane Douglas giving the Franchise Effect to Terry Funk.] [footage of Jeff Jarrett hitting Ricky Steamboat with a guitar] [Sandman enjoying a beer] [New Jack dropping a leg on a Hulk Hogan doll.] [footage of Jeff Jarrett pinning Terry Funk] [Brief flash of the champions of the NAWA is shown] [NAWA Glory logo and then fade in]

We are live from Salt Lake City Utah. Tonight:UJW Star Gran Hamada faces Jerry Lynn for the NAWA international title. The FBI and the Armstrongs fight in a no dq-no countout-no time limit match to decide whom is the number one contender for the NAWA tag team titles. and in the main event Jeff Jarrett faces Norman Smiley in a number one contenders re-match from Reality Check.

Tom Marquez is already in the ring. He is awaiting his mystery opponent for the first round of the television title tournament.

"Ready or Not" by the Fugees plays and out walks, SCOTT HALL! What a surprise. Scott Hall was released by a certain other fed earlier this week. So Scott Hall is in the NAWA. Scott Hall flicks his toothpick at Marquez.

Tom Marquez vs "Last Call" Scott Hall Marquez and Hall lock up. Hall with a side headlock and Marquez reaches the ropes. Hall with an arm wringer and an armbar. Hall is slapping the back of Marquez's head. Hall now with a discus punch and Hall with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Hall rams Marquez into the corner and Hall with a chokehold. One, Two, Three, Four. Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Hall slaps Marquez in the face. Hall now with a whip and clothesline. Marquez is down and Hall picks Marquez. Hall with a backdrop suplex. Hall signals for the Edge. Hall picks up Marquez but Hall just casually shoves Marquez away. Hall prods him with his foot. Hall might lose if he isn't careful. There were already two upsets in this tournament. Hall now is choking Marquez lazily. One, Two, Three, Four, Hall chokeslams Marquez. Hall does his Franken-Goof impression. Hall now picks up Marquez and Fallaway Slam. Hall gives the signal. Hall puts Marquez in a standing headscissors. Outsider's Edge. Hall with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Hall pulls Marquez up. Hall now lifts up Marquez. Outsider's Edge once again by Hall. Hall lifts up Marquez again and a Third Outsider's Edge. Hall with a foot on the chest. One, Two, Three. Scott Hall advances foward.

Scott Hall pinned Tom Marquez with the Outsider Edge in 0:03:27. Rating: * 1/2

Hall is celebrating his win. We cut to a

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"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas...alone. Shane is wearing jeans and the new Shane Douglas "Cut the Fucking Music" t-shirt. Shane is mouthing off to the fans and looking up at the rafters in a paranoid type way. Sting isn't here by the looks of it.

Shane Douglas:Cut the Fucking music. Now. Last Week didn't bode well for the Threat. First of all, that clown in facepaint Sting, attacked when the lights were out. He laid out Chris Candido and put one of those little masks all you annoying fuckers in the crowd like to wear. I should have crippled that british moron, Norman Smiley but because of that facepainted motherfucker I didn't. That is the second thing that didn't go right...

The crowd chants asshole.

Shane Douglas:SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAPS. Each and every one of you. It is not my fault you are a bunch of fucking sheep. It is not my fault you cheer certain people that only people with your feeble minds can like. For example you seem to like to cheer bald headed, beer swilling, foul mouthed, one dimensional, repititive, one word annoying catchphrase sorry excuses of a wrestler and you know who I am talking about. He is in that other promotion that got beat in a court case by some panda protecting cocksuckers. Get the F out indeed. That...

Shane's speech was stopped. His microphone appears to be cut. We cut to the production truck where "The Boss" is heard. (He is hidden in the shadows off screen). He is screaming.

"The Boss":I want you to cut every fucking microphone in this building. What does that jackass think he is doing. He is trying to get us a lawsuit. Keep those microphones off until he is escorted out of the ring.

We see sercurity in the ring. Shane Douglas is leaving. He looks rather pissed that his promo was cut off. Good thinking by the production crew.

Backstage:

Jeff Jarrett is with Cyrus.

Cyrus:Tonight, Jeff you will have a chance to become the number one contender for the NAWA world title. Your thoughts.

Jeff Jarrett:First of all, slappy, I should have won the match at Reality Check. Steamboat will pay sooner or later. But tonight when I fight Norman Smiley and prove that I am the best in the NAWA, I am on to that loudmouth slapass Shane Douglas. I never should have lost the NAWA world title...

Shane Douglas arrives and takes the microphone.

Shane Douglas:Finally. A working microphone. Now as...

Jeff Jarrett shoves Douglas. Douglas and Jarrett are trading fists in the backstage area. Sercurity is running to break it up. These two have no love loss at all for each other. Shane and Jarrett are trading insults as they are pulled away.

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"Wild Thing" by the X plays and out comes Marc Mero with Rena Mero. He defeated The Gambler back at Reality Check in a toughman match. Wait a minute. The Gambler is in the crowd. Mero gets over and taunts the Gambler. Gambler is remaining cool. The NAWA jobber champion must have not been reckonized by sercurity and let in so he had to buy a ticket off of scalpers. Speaking of the NAWA jobber title when was the last time that piece of trash was defended. Isn't there some defense rule for 30 days or does "The Boss" even care.

That Arn Anderson knock-off theme starts out and out comes the Enforcer CW Anderson. Anderson nearly beat Jerry Lynn for the International title back at Reality Check. If it wasn't for some sneaky tactics from Lynn, Anderson would stand before us as the NAWA international champion. CW takes off his vest and throws it in Mero's face. Gambler holds up a sign that says "Mero cheated to be the jobber champion. Pretty pathetic, huh". Mero jaw jacks Gambler and Anderson jumps him from behind.

Television title tournament qualifier "The Enforcer" CW Anderson vs Marc Mero(w/Rena Mero)

CW with a chop. CW with another chop and he whips Mero in. Mero gets clotheslined down. Anderson now grabs Mero in a chokelift and throws him into the corner. Anderson goes for a corner charge but Mero side steps. Mero with a kneelift and Mero with a cover. Anderson kicks out before the referee even starts the count. Mero with a jab. Mero with a jab. Mero with a jab. Mero is measuring CW for that deadly roundhouse right. Anderson blocks the shot however and hits a backdrop on Mero. Anderson now with an armbar takedown. Anderson is wringing about the right arm. Smart move. Injure the arm and Mero's punching power will be reduced. Anderson now ties up Mero in the ropes and chop(wooo), chop(wooo), and a forearm to the chest. The sound of flesh smacking against flesh echos throughout the arena. Anderson now is choking Mero on the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four. Anderson now sits down on the back. Anderson now whips Mero in but Mero gets the boot up. Mero with a double jab to the throat. Mero with a cover. One, Kickout. Mero with a double boot scrape. Mero now is choking CW. One, Two, Three, Four, break. Mero with an elbow to the back of the head. Mero now with a running kneelift. Mero now puts CW in a standing headscissors and Mero hit a double axhandle to the back. Mero with a slap to the face. Mero now is winding up. CW falls down before Mero can hit that deadly roundhouse right. Mero now with an uppercut. Mero with a jab. Mero goes for a roundhouse but Anderson grabs Mero's fist and shoves it off. Anderson with a gutshot and a DDT attempt but Mero hits the low blow. Mero is now going for the TKO. Wait a minute. The Gambler throws his soft drink container at Mero. Mero sets down CW and he is yelling at the Gambler. CW is poised. Anderson hits Mero from behind and Mero is set up. Spinebuster Slam from Anderson. Anderson with the cover. One, Two, Three. Anderson will face Scott Hall in the quarterfinals.

C.W. Anderson pinned Marc Mero with the Spinebuster Slam in 0:04:47. Rating: * 1/2

Anderson is celebrating and The Gambler is starting a Mero sucks chant. The crowd joins in and Mero looks furious. Mero asks for a microphone.

Mero:I bet you people would like to see me out of the NAWA would you.

The crowd cheers at the thought of this.

Mero:Well if this jobber beats me at the PPV, I will leave the NAWA FOREVER.

Gambler nods. Is he accepting the challenge.

Mero:Wait a minute. WHEN I win, the jobber division is no more. This loser and all his jobber buddies have to leave the NAWA forever. How do like them apples.

The Gambler asks for a microphone. Gambler gets it.

Gambler:You know what they say in the westerns, this town ain't big enough for the two of us. You got your match. Loser Leaves the NAWA at Gold Rush. Since I am the jobber champion when you beat me, you beat the entire jobber division.

The Gambler will face Marc Mero at Gold Rush. Either Mero will be gone for the NAWA or the entire jobber division. This should be the sleeper match of the PPV. But is the Gambler biting off more than he can chew in this one. If he loses not only does he leave but also the entire jobber division.

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Last Week

Brad is in. Fists of fire. Dropkick to Guido. Dropkick to Mamaluke. Armstrong is firing away with lefts and rights. Big roundhouse sending Guido flying. Double Headsmash and now Brian is in the ring. Pier Six brawl and the FBI gets whipped together. The Armstrongs do a little row boat action and Guido and Mamaluke yelp out in pain holding their knees. Sal tries to meddle with a chair but The Armstrongs double dropkick the chair in his face. The Armstrongs set up Guido and double irish whip. Double Clothesline sending Guido tumbling to the outside. Mamaluke knocks the Armstrongs to the outside and Mamaluke hits a tope suicida to both Armstrongs and his partner, by mistake. The Armstrongs and the FBI are trading fists on the floor and the referee is beginning to count them out. Sal comes over but the Armstrongs evade him by knocking him into the guardrail. Guido tries to sneak back in by Armstrong grabs him. Russian Legsweep from the ring apron to the floor. Both men are down. Mamaluke rolls back in and the bell rings. Mamaluke is jumping up and down. Mamaluke raises his hand but the referee pushes it down. This match is a double countout. We have no top contender for the NAWA tag team titles. The rivally between these two teams were too great and that cost both teams a chance at the NAWA tag team titles at Gold Rush.

[Winners get a tag title shot at Gold Rush] The F.B.I and Brad Armstrong and Brian Armstrong battled to a double countout in 0:09:40. Rating: *

So this week this match will be anything goes. The winners will get an NAWA tag team title shot at Gold Rush.

"The Armstrong theme" plays and out come the Armstrong Brothers:Brian and Brad. The feud with the FBI is one of the most heated and should come to an end tonight with this anything goes match or it could just heat up even more.

"The Theme" from the Godfather play and out come the FBI. Sal is with them. Mamaluke and Guido rush to the ring and the match begins.

The Armstrongs vs the FBI to decide the number one contenders for the NAWA tag team titles. This match is no holds barred texas tornado rules. There is a referee on the inside and the outside as par all anything goes matches in the NAWA. The FBI get whipped together and they rolls to the outside. Brian gets on all fours and Brad hits a springboard crossbody off of his partners back to the outside. Brad now is trying to detach and section of guardrail. But Sal runs him down. Guido and Mamaluke stomp Brad but Brian blocks it by sliding to the outside and ramming the FBIs head. Sal is meanwhile underneath the ring and he has a table. Brian and Guido are brawling in the ring while Mamaluke and Brad are brawling through the crowd. Brian is mounting Guido. He is punching away. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Low Blow from Guido. Guido now pulls Armstrong into a lariat. Meanwhile in the crowd Brad Armstrong hits Mamaluke with a popcorn vender's tray. Brad with a cover in the crowd. One, Two, Kickout. Guido with the Sicilian Slice in the ring. Sal slides the table into the ring. Guido is putting Armstrong on the table. Guido is punching away at Armstrong. Guido climbs to the second rope. Guido trys to big van crush Brian Armstrong, but Armstrong rolls off the table and Guido crashes through the table at the last second. Sal enters the ring and clotheslines Brian Armstrong. Sal then drops an elbow. Meanwhile Mamaluke and Brad are fighting in the concession stands. Mamaluke gets a beer to the face and gets thrown into a popcorn popper. Brad charges at Mamaluke but gets backdropped behind the counter. Brad is trying to get up but his left leg is unable to support his leg. Armstrong can barley stand. Armstrong chops Mamaluke and Mamaluke rakes him in the face. Mamaluke pulls Armstrong over the counter. Meanwhile Guido has Brian Armstrong pinned in the ring. One, Two, Kickout. Mamaluke and Armstrong are chopping each other(Armstrong is is still favoring that left leg). They make it back into the arena and Armstrong is trying to choke Mamaluke with a tv cable. Guido hits an armbar takedown into a fujiwara armbar in the ring. Meanwhile Sal is breaking up that broken table even further in the ring.

Armstrong is barley hanging on that fujiwara armbar. Armstrong is about to tap. Brad limps into the ring and pulls Guido off. Sal takes a piece of broken up broken table and whacks Brad from behind with it. Mamaluke meanwhile is reaching underneath the ring. He has another blasted table. The FBI is going to take out the Armstrongs tonight. Mamaluke has the table set up at ringside and Mamaluke grabs Armstrong and climbs to the top of the table. He holds Armstrong stomach first across his knee and Guido is on the second rope. Atomic Sicilian Slice. Brad, Mamaluke, and Guido crash through the table. Brad's head may be crushed or severely concussed. Meanwhile Sal goes to avalanche Brian in the ring but Brian gets the foot up. Brian now is jabbing away at Sal. Mamaluke pulls Brian out of the ring and whips him throat first into a broken off table leg held by Guido. Mamaluke and Guido roll Brian back into the ring. Guido hits a bodyslam and Mamaluke is perched on the ropes. Mamaluke hits the Italian Jam and Guido covers Brian. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Guido and Mamaluke have Armstrong set up. Double Kiss of Death no Brian counters with a double low blow. Brian is up and he is jabbing away at the FBI. Double bionic elbow sends both Italians crashing. Sal is up with a chair but Brian dropkicks it in his face. Brad somehow rolls back into the ring. Brian now goes for the Stretch Armstrong(pumphandle slam) on Mamaluke but Guido interrupts it by hitting him with Sal's golden handled cane. Brad trys to trip Guido but he gets caned in the face. Guido now is going to whip Brad in but Brads leg gives out. Guido now charges but Brad trips him and Guido takes out the referee. The outside referee steps in and Mamaluke hits a german suplex onto Brad. The outside referee counts and the inside referee calls over to count at about the same time. One, Two Three. The FBI win. The Outside referee is up and he raises the hand of the downed Brad Armstrong. What in the hell. The Inside referee groggily gets to his feet and raises the hand of Mamaluke. The two referees are argueing on who got the pin. It was apperantly seen different from each referee's vantage point. We need a decision. Maybe we can get one after the commericial break.

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The two referee's are still argueing at who won. Here comes Commisioner Steamboat. Steamboat has a microphone.

Steamboat:First to clear up this little matter, director. Show the replay in slow motion.

The Replay is shown. All Four shoulders are on the canvas. But it is unclear whether Armstrong threw up a shoulder before or after the bell.

Steamboat:The replay appears to be inconclusive. We cannot pinpoint on whether Brad Armstrong rolled his shoulder before, at, or after the bell. It was too close to call even in slow mo. So my offical decision is a double pin. The NAWA executive commitee will have a meeting next Monday to decide what to do with the number one contenders status to the NAWA tag team titles. An announcement will be made next week.

Texas Tornado Match: The F.B.I and Brian Armstrong and Brad Armstrong battled to a double pin in 0:07:22. Brad Armstrong tore his left calf muscle. He will be out for approximately 5 months. Rating: **

That seems to settle the dispute. Brad Armstrong is helped back by trainers since he can't even stand under his own power. Will still don't have number one contenders for the NAWA tag team titles. We may get some sort of ruling next week. Hopefully we can get an answer

Gran Hamada makes his way to the ring. Hamada has a chance to bring the NAWA international title to UJW and defend it their during the next tour. Hamada enters the ring and soaks in the cheers. Anybody is good to get the belt off of that pompous jackass Jerry Lynn.

"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes the International Champion "The Real F'N Show" Jerry Lynn. Lynn takes off his international title and holds it up. Last Week he re-injured the knee of one Super Crazy and Lynn looks to add another feather in his cap by defeating Gran Hamada. Lynn hands the International title belt to the referee. The referee holds up the belt. This is what is all about.

NAWA international title Gran Hamada vs Jerry Lynn(c)

They lock up. Hamada and Lynn push up. Criss Cross. Criss cross. Hamada with a cartwheel into a frankesteiner and Lynn is sent to the outside. Hamada hits a pescado and rolls Lynn back in. Hamada now hits a springboard dropkick. Lynn is on the defense. Hamada with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Hamada with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Lynn with a chop. Hamada ducks a clothesline and pushes off. Rolling Cradle attempt but Lynn hangs on. Hamada rolls off the ropes. Lynn now with a kick to the midsection and he rushes at Hamada. Hamada leapfrogs Lynn and hits a monkey flip. Lynn folds up near up the ropes. Hamada hits a european uppercut and Hamada mounts Lynn. Ten count punches. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Lynn steps out and hits a stun gun onto Hamada. Lynn now with a jackknife pin. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now clips Hamada in the knee. Lynn now grabs the knee and elbowdrops it. Lynn now puts it on the bottom rope and sits down on it. Lynn rolls to the outside and is bending the leg on the bottom rope. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Lynn is going to his favorite point of attack, the knees of his opponent. Lynn now has a steel chair and the referee rolls out to prevent Lynn from using that equalizer. While the referee puts the chair back, Lynn hits Gran Hamada with a pair of brass knuckles. That chair was just a diversionary tactics. Lynn played that same game against CW Anderson at Reality Cehck. Lynn now is in the ring and he hit a scissors stomp to the knee. Lynn with another scissors stomp. Lynn now puts Hamada in the tree of woe. Lynn dropkicks the knee of the helpless Hamada. Lynn grabs Hamada and backdrop suplex. Lynn goes right back on that knee stomping it. So that suplex was to keep Hamada off balance. Lynn now grabs Hamada and half boston crab. This is the move he used to beat Super Crazy in the tag team match last week. Lynn is really wrenching that wounded knee of Hamada. Lynn is zeroing in that knee.

Lynn releases the hold and goes to the outside. Lynn posts the knee and locks on the ringpost figure-four. The referee is putting the count on Lynn but those referee's should know by now that Lynn isn't going to play by the rules. He is going to try to break his opponent's legs and try to get himself disqualified to keep the international title. The referee pulls Lynn off and Lynn shoves the referee down. Lynn has no regard. Lynn now has the ring bell. Lynn is going to ring Hamada's bell. Lynn raises it to jam into Hamada's wounded knee by the referee takes it away. Hamada meanwhile catches Lynn with a crucifix. One, Two, Thr...Kickout. Hamada almost came from behind and captured the International title. Lynn goes for a clothesline but Hamada ducks and hits a spin kick to the back of the head. Lynn is rolling out of the ring. Lynn has had enough. Lynn takes the International title belt. He is heading out of town. Lynn is walking out with the belt. The referee is coversing with the ring announcer.

Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen. If Jerry Lynn does not return to the ring by the count of 10 he will not only lose the match, he will lose the NAWA international title.

Lynn looks wide eyed. Tucking your tail between your legs and running will not work tonight. The referee is counting. Lynn runs back into the ring and Hamada catches him with a tope suicida. Hamada then rolls him back into the ring. Hamada has the champion on the ropes. Hamada is going for a high risk move(no kidding). Hamada tries for a frankensteiner off the top but Lynn catches him. Lynn then hits a powerbomb from the inside to the outside. Hamada is lying prone on the floor. Lynn is just relaxing. Hamada really smacked his head on the floor. Lynn may retain the title on a countout. Hamada somehow gets up and Lynn is furious. Lynn dropkicks him in the knee. Lynn is wrenching the knee. Lynn with a spinning toe hold. Lynn is working the leg with that spinning toe hold. Lynn goes for the texas cloverleaf but Hamada kicks him off. Lynn is slowly untieing that turnbuckle padding from the steel bolt as the referee is checking with Hamada after he hit headfirst onto that 1/2 inch of padding on the outside. Lynn has the buckle exposed. Lynn now is stomping Hamada and he prepares to ram Hamada facefirst into the exposed bolt. Hamada puts the breaks on and Lynn kicks Hamada in the midsection. Lynn goes for the Cradle Piledriver but Hamada backdrops out. Lynn hits the floor. Hamada now hits a somersault plancha. Both men are down on the outside. Hamada pitches Lynn back in. Hamada sends Lynn in to the ropes. Hamada ducks the head and Lynn hits a DDT. Lynn now is ready to ram Hamada into the buckle. Lynn tries to ram Hamada but Hamada reverses. Lynn goes headfirst into the buckle. Hamada rolls up Lynn in a sunset flip. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lynn goes for a closesline but Hamada ducks. Hamada now with a full nelson rollup. One, Two, Thr..Kickout. Hamada ducks another shot and hops on Lynn's shoulders. Victory Roll. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. We are on the verge of having a new international champion. Hamada grabs Lynn in a chickenwing and millenium suplex. One, Two, Thr...Lynn kicks out again. Lynn is like an iron man. Hamada puts Lynn on the ropes but Hamada gets shoved off. Hamada falls on the ropes crotching Lynn. Hamada now climbs up. Hamada Chan Cutter. That should do it. We have a new international champion. The belt will change hands. Hamada with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Lynn puts his foot on the ropes. DAMN. Hamada was so close. Got to give it to Lynn, he knew is presence in the ring. Hamada looks around. What is it going to take to put Lynn away. Hamada with a double underhook power bomb. Hamada holds Lynn down. One, Two, Thr...Kickout again. Lynn is kicking out of everything under the sun. Hamada now with hooks Lynn. Snap suplex. Hamada is heading to the ropes. Flying Senton Backsplash. Hamada rolls Lynn over as the crowd holds their collective breath. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Hamada now puts Lynn on the buckles. Hamada goes for a superplex but Lynn blocks it holding on to the top rope. Lynn pushes Hamada off. Hamada lands on his feet. Hamada rushes at Lynn, but Lynn hooks him in a front facelock. Tornado DDT by Lynn. Lynn with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Three. Lynn is still the NAWA international champion. After all of that.

Jerry Lynn pinned Gran Hamada after a tornado DDT in 0:09:19. Rating: *** (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA international title.)

Lynn now grabs his international championship belt and is rubbing Hamada's face in it. Almost saying that this is mine and this is the closest that you will have to getting it. Now Lynn with a figure-four leglock. Come on. Its enough. Lynn is using the ropes for leverage. You won the damn match. The crowd is cheering. Super Crazy is limping down to the ring. Crazy pulls Lynn off and Crazy knocks Lynn to the outside. This issue is far from over from Super Crazy and Jerry Lynn. Even through Crazy didn't win the last match as mandated by Commisioner Steamboat so he can't get any more international title shots at Jerry Lynn and that is really eating at Super Crazy. Lynn is trying to get back in the ring but sercurity is holding him back.

Backstage:

Lenny Lane:Christopher. Come out. Its time for my big surprise for you. I am sure you will like it.

Christopher Daniels walks out in wearing pink tights ala Lenny and Lodi. Daniels also has ridiculas amounts of make-up on. What is this surprise. We will find out next.

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"All You Want" plays and out comes Lenny Lane with his charge Christopher Daniels. Lenny faked an injured knee so Daniels could get the shit kicked out of him by the Triple Threat last week. Lenny Lane is wearing a pink hooded t-shirt and white warm up pants with pink stripes on the side. He has his cruiserweight title as well.

Lenny:Christopher, I have a big surprise for you. Since you nearly won the NAWA tag team titles with Lodi after taking my spot when I suffered a nearly crippling knee injury I am going to give you a chance at singles Glory. I am off so you can prove yourself on your own. Oh yeah and here is your opponent.

"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack. Lenny is gone and out comes New Jack with his trash can full of goodies. Daniels mouths a silent "oh shit".

NAWA Xtreme Title Christopher Daniels vs New Jack(c)

Daniels rushes at New Jack but New Jack hits him with a pizza pan. New Jack now with a belt buckle. He is carving it into the flesh of Christopher Daniels. New Jack now grabs a computer keybord. New Jack whacks it over the back of Daniels. New Jack does it again. New Jack now has a vacumm cleaner. New Jack puts it over his shoulder and spins smacking Daniels in the face with it. New Jack now grabs a cd cover but Daniels dropkicks it in his face. Daniels now picks up a lightbulb. New Jack however ducks it and New Jack jabs a broomstick in the midsection of Daniels. New Jack then picks up a trash can lid and waffles Daniels with it. New Jack now grabs a dinner plate and swings it at Daniels but Daniels ducks and Daniels superkicks the plate into his face. Daniels picks up a yo-yo. Daniels walks the dog with it before using the string from the yo-yo to choke out New Jack. A yo-yo used as a foreign object. A first in this great sport. Daniels now has a checker board. Daniels sets it up and attempts a suplex on the checker board. Daniels is blocked. New Jack then with a ball shot and he picks up the board. New Jack breaks it over the back of Daniels. Cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. New Jack has that a sickle with a big old rusty chain. New Jack rakes the sickle across the face of Daniels drawing blood. Then New Jack wraps the rusty chain around his fist and punches Daniels with it. That is how he defeated Masato Tanaka at Reality Check. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up.

New Jack is underneath the ring. He pulls out a table and a toolbox. New Jack has some more impliments of destruction but Daniels baseball slide dropkicks the toolbox into his face. Daniels has a piece of dry wall and Daniels hits New Jack with it causing smoke to fly upward. Daniels hits New Jack with it again. More smoke flys upward. Daniels is in that toolbox and he has a wrench. He is going to throw a wrench into the plans of New Jack. New Jack ducks a wrench shot and slams Daniels face first into the post. Daniels head whiplashed back. Daniels is rolled back in along with that table. New Jack is shuffling through is can of plundah for something. New Jack pulls out a stuffed panda.

New Jack:What are you doing in my garbage can. Why don't you get the F out.

New Jack throws the panda out of the ring. New Jack now has a singapore cane and he breaks it over his knee. He is going to pull a Sandman on Christopher Daniels. He goes to stab the jagged cane piece in the eye of Daniels but Daniels blocks it and Daniels takes the cane piece away. Daniels throws it out of the reach of New Jack. New Jack is furious and he low blows Daniels. New Jack then has a guitar. That ain't the Jeff Jarrett model either, KA-BONG. The guitar doesn't break but I would be surprised if Christopher Daniels's neck didn't. New Jack has a the table. He also has some electrical tape. He is taping Daniels to the table. New Jack is climbing up the ropes. New Jack is at the top. Wait a minute. He is grabbing onto the lights. New Jack is pulling himself up to the top of the light rigging or if you want a visual about the eighth rope. Daniels manages to wiggle free of his taped predictament as New Jack dives off. New Jack dives off and lands through the table. That was like 18, 19, 20 feet in the air. Daniels will become the New Xtreme Champion. Kick to the midsection. Angel's Wings. This should do. Wait a minute. Vampiro is sneaking out. This jackass doesn't work here yet he has been making Daniels's life a living hell. Vampiro spinns Daniels around. VAMPIRO BLOWS SOME KIND OF BLACK SMOKE IN THE FACE OF DANIELS. Daniels can't see. Vampiro then grabs a broken table piece and nearly cracks Daniels skull with that smack with the table piece. Vampiro then throws New Jack on top. The bewildered referee makes the count. One, Two, Three. New Jack is still the Xtreme Champion and Daniels was on the verge of winning the title.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match New Jack pinned Christopher Daniels after outside interference in 0:06:16. Rating: ** 1/4 (New Jack retained the NAWA King of Extreme title.)

A groggy New Jack gets his hand raised. He is still the Xtreme Champion. Wait a minute. "Enter the Sandman" by Motorhead is playing over the loud speakers. New Jack looks around. Then we pan out to the right side of the arena. The Sandman is their with his singapore cane. Sandman has an eyepatch over that eye that New Jack injured last week. Sandman makes the I want the belt motion around his waist. New Jack is yelling for the Sandman to come down but the Sandman isn't taking the bait with a ring full of plundah and New Jack. While this staredown is happening lets go backstage where Cyrus is with Norman Smiley. Take it away Cyrus.

Cyrus:Norman tonight you will face Jeff Jarrett for the right to get the shot at the NAWA world title at Gold Rush...

Norman:Didn't I already defeat King Slappy back at Reality Check. Why do I have to earn this again.

Cyrus:Well you were pinned when the referee was down, so you shouldn't really have gotten the title shot.

Norman:If it is anybody's fault that Jarrett didn't win it is Jarrett. He was the one that lobbed me into Steamboat so he is fully responsible. Plus close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and getting nailed. But that isn't the point. The point is that it is my responsibilty to teach that disrespecting piece of garbage Shane Douglas a lesson. So Jarrett, get ready because I defeated you before and I have a feeling I am about to do it again.

That match is next

[commericial]

"So why don't you choke on that, slanputs."

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock starts up over the loud speaker. Out comes Jeff Jarrett. We have two referees. One on the inside and one on the outside. This is so if the inside referee gets knocked down, no wrestler gets the pin and it doesn't count like last time. Jarrett is wearing the New All Star Slapnut baseball jershy. Jarrett looks ready for battle.

"Norman" plays and out comes Norman Smiley. Norman looks as serious as we have ever seen him. Perhaps he realizes that Jeff Jarrett isn't to be taken likely anymore. Norman and Jarrett are staring daggars at each other and the bell rings.

Winner gets an NAWA world title shot at Gold Rush Norman Smiley vs Jeff Jarrett

Norman and Jarrett lock up. Norman with a side headlock. Jarrett reverses into a hammerlock. Norman reverses into a hammerlock. Norman then forces Jarrett to the man. Jarrett gets to the ropes. Lock-Up #2. Jarrett tries for a kick to the gut but Norman catches it. Dragon Screw legwhip into a kneebar. Jarrett scoots to the ropes. Norman with a european uppercut. Norman with another european and Norman with a knee to the midsection. Norman with a butterfly suplex. Norman floats over for the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Norman whips Jarrett in and Norman with a drop toehold. La Magistral Cradle. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett tries to cheapshot Norman but Norman ducks it. Backdrop Suplex from the Normster. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Norman now with a chop. Norman with a chop. Norman with a chop. Norman with a knee to the midsection and Norman with a full nelson. Jarrett is trying to get to the ropes. Jarrett is in the center and Jarrett hits backward low kick. Jarrett now with a clothesline. Jarrett with a chokehold. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Jarrett now hooks Norman. Going for a suplex but Norman blocks it. Norman is going for a suplex but Jarrett blocks it. Jarrett hits a delayed vertical suplex. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now whips Norman in and Jarrett with a kick to the midsection. Jarrett now with a facerake and Jarrett with a gutwrench suplex. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now whips Norman in and Jarrett with a clothesline. Norman does a 360 sell in mid air. Jarrett now is choking Norman with his knee. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Jarrett now whips Norman sternum first into the buckles. Jarrett hits a hangman's neckbreaker. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett is argueing about a slow count but the count was right on the money. Jarrett now whips Norman in and Jarrett rushes in. Jarrett with a kick to the midsection and Norman is slumped in the corner. Jarrett with a stomp. Jarrett with a stomp. Jarrett with a stomp. Jarrett with a stomp. Jarrett now with a boot choke. One, Two, Three, Four, Break. Jarrett now with a forearm to the back. Jarrett puts Norman in the standing headscissors. Jarrett hits a piledriver. Jarrett says "that's it". Cover hooking the leg:One, Two, Thr...Foot on the rope. Jarrett is looking shocked. Jarrett is argueing at the referee. Norman knew right where he was and Jarrett nearly won but not quite.

Jarrett is now choking Norman on the ropes. One, Two, Three, Four. Jarrett goes for the rope sitdown but Jarrett crotches himself. Norman is down as well. Jarrett sneaks over as Norman is trying to pull himself and clips Norman in the back of the right leg. Jarrett now is wrenching and pulling at the muscles on the right leg. Jarrett drapes it over the bottom rope and sits down on it. Jarrett does it again. Jarrett now rolls to the outside and slams Norman's leg off of the ring apron. Jarrett rolls back in and elbowdrops the knee. Jarrett now grabs the leg and is punching away at the kneecap. Trying to soften up Norman for that dreaded figure four which has won so many matches for Jarrett in his career. Jarrett now with is kneeing Norman in the leg. Going for the figure-four but Norman fights him off with punches. Jarrett picks up Norman and hits a knee crunching atomic drop. Jarrett then grabs the leg and starts kicking at it. Jarrett then with a spinning toehold. Right into the figure four leglock. Norman may have to give up. There is nowhere for him to go. He is in the dead center of the ring. Norman's shoulders are down. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett is really cranking in the hold. A Norman chant is starting. They are rallying behind Smiley to try and get out of the figure-four leglock. Norman's shoulders are down on the mat again. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Norman is barely concscience. Norman drops to the mat. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Norman is summoning one more burst of energy, for god knows where. Norman is inching his way towards the ropes. Norman makes it to the ropes. Jarrett has to release the hold. One, Two, Three, Four, Jarrett releases the hold. He used those extra four seconds for more damage. Jarrett now is going back to the knee with stomping at it. Norman now is picked up and shot into the buckles. Jarrett with charges in but misses a corner charge. Jarrett however charges out and clotheslines Norman. Jarrett now is climbing to the top rope. Jarrett dives off with a flying axhandle but Norman punches Jarrett in the midsection on the way down. Jarrett flips to the mat. This is Norman's chance.

Jarrett is up. Jarrett goes for a right. Norman blocks it and fires back with one of his own. Norman blocks it another and fires back again. Into the ropes and Jarrett gets clotheslined to the mat. Norman now picks up Jarrett and whips him in. Norman ducks his head and Jarrett counters with a swinging DDT. Jarrett with a cover. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Jarrett puts Norman on the buckles and trys for a superplex. Norman blocks it. Norman then lifts Jarrett up and drops him to ringside in a hanging vertical suplex. Jarrett is down and Norman spins himself around. Norman hits a flying bodypress from the top rope all the way to the arena floor. The crowd is chanting holy shit and rightfully so. Norman pitches Double J back into the ring. Norman gives the signal. Norman trys for the spinning bodyslam but his right leg buckles out from underneath him. That knee is still bothering him. Jarrett falls on top and the referee counts:One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Norman still has some amunition left. Jarrett however clips Norman in the knee. Jarrett then goes for the figure four but Norman counters with a small package. One, Two, Jarrett reverses the cradle. One, Two, Norman with another reversal. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett goes for a swing but Norman ducks it. Backslide from Norman. One, Two, Jarrett's feet are in the ropes. Norman whips Jarrett in but Jarrett reverses. Norman crashes into the referee. Jarrett now tries the stroke but Norman reverses into the anklelock. Jarrett is tapping but the second referee doesn't see because he is trying to get the first referee out of the ring. Norman trys to get the referees attention but Jarrett hits Norman from behind. Going for the stroke but Norman goes behind. German Suplex from Norman. Bridged. One, Two, Thr...Norman's knee gave out on him. Norman was unable to hold the bridge. The crowd is booing about something. Here comes that damn Shane Douglas out. He is not going to mess this up is he. Jarrett now charges at Norman but Norman ducks down and the second referee gets bumped. Shane struts out and Norman is distracted. Jarrett takes advantage and hits the Stroke on Norman. Jarrett however is attempting to revive the offical. Jarrett somewhat revives the offical and Jarrett covers Norman. One, Two, Thr...KICKOUT. Norman's knee clips the referee in the back of the head. Jarrett is now distracted by Douglas's presense at ringside. Norman grabs Jarrett and they are trading blows by the ring apron. Shane is meanwhile wrapping that chain around his fist. Who is he going to hit. Shane goes to hit and as Norman hits a clothesline on Jarrett, Norman gets hit in the back of the head with the chain. Norman falls on top of Jarrett. Norman and Jarrett bumped heads as Norman fell. One of the referee's crawls over and Shane Douglas stands saying "I cost one of your heros a shot at the title", not realizing that Norman is on top. One, Two, Three.

Norman Smiley defeated Jeff Jarrett via pinfall in 0:13:12. Rating: *** 1/2

Shane Douglas looks happy until Norman's music starts playing and he turns around to see Norman getting his hand raised. Shane Douglas furiously kicks the ring steps. Shane now rolls in and shoves the referee away. Shane now picks up Norman. Not the Franchise Effect. Norman wiggles free and slides behind. Norman Conquest on the Franchise. Shane is tapping as well. If Norman locks this on at Gold Rush we will have a new NAWA world champion. Here comes Chris Candido and Brian Lee and they attack Norman. Brian Lee hits the Prime Time Slam on Norman and Candido flies off the top with the swandive headbutt. Shane is up and he is going for the Franchise Effect again but Jarrett is up. Jarrett chases the Triple Threat away with a chair. Is Jarrett saving Norman. Has Hell frozen over many times over. Jarrett is standing over the body of Norman with a chair.

Wait a minute. Commisioner Steamboat is on the big screen.

Steamboat:Shane Douglas. You are lucky you aren't cleared to wrestle. Since you tried to sabotage the number one contender's match it will be your partners heads. Chris Candido and Brian Lee will defend the NAWA tag team titles against....Norman Smiley and Jeff Jarrett.

WHAT!!! That shall be a big feature bout but Jeff Jarrett and Norman Smiley aren't on the same page. They aren't even in the same book. The only thing they have in common is their hatred for the Triple Threat. Candido and Lee vs Jarrett and Norman. Next Week. Don't you dare miss it.