NAWA Glory 4-11-02.

NAWA Opening Video(New) (Shane Douglas) (Sting in the rafters) (New Jack hitting a chair dive off of the top of the cage to the Sandman) (Disco Inferno hitting Steve Armstrong with a golden-handled cane) (Norman Smiley in the ring) (Terry Funk hitting a moonsault off the 16-foot cage) [Jerry Lynn hits the Cradle Piledriver on Super Crazy] [Shane Douglas with a belly-to-belly superplex on Sting] [Christopher Daniels misses an Asai Moonsault on Lenny Lane] [Roadkill hits the Dirt Road Slam on Brian Lee] [Norman Smiley with a spinning bodyslam to Chris Candido] [Scott Steiner with the Steiner Recliner on Jeff Jarrett] [Sid Vicious with the Powerbomb on Disco Inferno] [Ultimate Warrior with a thunderous clothesline to squash Disco Inferno] [footage of The Gambler hitting Bull Pain with a hotdog] [footage of Sting hitting a Stinger Splash to Shane Douglas] [footage of Jeff Jarrett hitting Brad Armstrong with a guitar] [Brief flash of the champions of the NAWA is shown] [NAWA Glory Logo and slow fade in then explosion]

We are LIVE from Tacoma Washington and nearly two weeks away from Reality Check. Tonight the hardcore legend Terry Funk will face Jeff Jarrett and Shane Douglas will defend the NAWA world title against a special mystery opponent in our duel main events.

Some Genetic Rock Music plays and here comes Van Hammer. Van Hammer has two trash can lids and he has a chance for the Xtreme Title tonight.

"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes New Jack with his trusty can of plundah. Van Hammer tosses a trash can lid at New Jack and kicks the lid in his face.

NAWA Xtreme Title Van Hammer vs New Jack(c)

Van Hammer then grabs the other trash can lid and dives off the ring apron driving it into the back of New Jack. Van Hamer then whips New Jack into the barricade and clotheslines him over the barricade into the crowd. Van Hammer is now ripping back the padding at ringside. He pulls New Jack back into the arena and goes for a cobra clutch slam but New Jack backs him into the ringpost. New Jack now grabs a slippery when wet sign out of his his trash can and whacks it across the ribs of Van Hammer. He then whacks it across the back. and again. and again. and again. New Jack then grabs a lamp. New Jack breaks it over the head of Van Hammer. New Jack then grabs a cell phone. The cell phone rings? New Jack answers it and says: NO I DO NOT WANT MY FREE READING. DAMN MISS CLEO and breaks it over the head of Van Hammer. New Jack now grabs a barbed wire power drill. New Jack turns on the drill but the batteries die. "DAMN I SHOULD HAVE USED ENERGIZER BATTERIES" and Van Hammer gets hit in the face with the drill. New Jack now grabs a cookie sheet and hits him with it causing dust to fly off. Van Hammer blocks the second shot with a kick and then a punch. Hammer grabs the cookie sheet and hits New Jack in the face with it causing more dust to fly up. Hammer then grabs a 2x4 and rolls New Jack into the ring. Hammer whips New Jack into the ropes and New Jack hits hip first into the board right in the center causing the board to split on a neatly cut line on the center. Well that was business exposing. Van Hammer now rolls to the outside and is looking under the ring for something. Van Hammer has a broom. That must be for sweeping up the arena after the show. Van Hammer sweeps New Jack into the corner and now he raises the room but New Jack with a boot to the family jewels to stop Van Hammer's wild swing with the broom. New Jack now grabs the broom and goes for a shot but eats a clothesline from Van Hammer. Hammer then picks up the broom and cracks it over the back of New Jack. Van Hammer covers New Jack hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Van Hammer takes a jagged broom piece and attempts to gut New Jack with it but New Jack punches away at the midsection of Van Hammer causing him to drop it.

New Jack now has a chair and he raises it and whacks Van Hammer over the back with it. New Jack throws the trash can back into the ring with the remaining plundah. New Jack now has a hockey stick and a hockey puck. He shoots the puck and hits Van Hammer in the face with it. New Jack then breaks the hockey stick over the back of Van Hammer. New Jack now grabs a Playstation 2 console and picks it up. New Jack drops it on the crotch of Van Hammer. New Jack now has a DVD Player and sets it up. He grabs Van Hammer and hiptosses him onto the DVD Player causing it to crack and break. New Jack then grabs a keyboard and starts typing on it in mid-air. New Jack then jabs it into the gut of Van Hammer and busts it over his back. New Jack then reaches deep into his can of plundah. I have a feeling he is running low. He grabs a sickle with a big old rusty chain on the end. New Jack is wrapping the chain around the throat of Van Hammer and doing some carving with the sickle. Van Hammer has sprung a leak and it his turning his blonde hair crimson. New Jack then grabs his guitar. He is playing a tune on the guitar. He then busts it over the head of Van Hammer. That ain't no aucostic guitar either. New Jack then grabs his staple gun and staples Hammer on the forehead. New Jack then goes underneath the ring. He grabs a table which he slides in the ring. New Jack then grabs some electrical tape and he tapes Van Hammer to the table. New Jack then goes to the opposite corner. No way. That is 3/4ths of the way across the ring. New Jack has a chair and 187 NEARLY ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING. The table collaspes and New Jack has Van Hammer covered. One, Two, Three. New Jack is still the Xtreme Champion.

No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: New Jack pinned Van Hammer with the 187 in 0:07:10. Rating: -1/2* (New Jack retained the NAWA King of Extreme title.)

New Jack will face Masato Tanaka for the Xtreme Title in a little over two weeks at reality check. This may be New Jack's toughest challenge vs Tanaka.

We see Jeff Jarrett walking backstage with a guitar. He is outside the Triple Threat's lockeroom. He stands outside it and knocks on the door. We have to cut to commericial.

[commericial]

We see Jarrett still knocking on the door.

Jeff Jarrett:Open up Slapnuts. I know you are in their. Don't try to hide from me. Don't...

Chris Candido opens the door.

Chris Candido:God. Tear the door down. If you are wanting to commit suicide you came to the right place.

Jeff Jarrett:Shut up slappy. I don't want to talk to the echoes. I want to talk to Douglas. Where is the slapass.

Shane Douglas(coming out of the Triple Threat Restroom):Oh what do you want Jarrett. Didn't you forget our alliance was over. God are you that senile.

Jeff Jarrett:Speaking of senile, I have a match with that jurassic slapnut Terry Funk tonight. So Douglas. Lets play it into my hands shall we. I have the power to make sure that Terry Funk doesn't make it to Reality Check or I could just lay down so you have a fresh Terry Funk. The choice is yours.

Shane Douglas seems to be going of this in his mind.

Shane Douglas:Fine. Fine. Do it. Pummel his fucking ass.

Jeff Jarrett:Hold it Douglas. I am not doing any charity work. You have to make sure that Norman doesn't cheat. So whats it going to be.

Shane Douglas:Fine. Fine. Go. Get ready to fuck up Funk.

Jarrett leaves the room.

Shane Douglas:Finally got rid of that annoying fucker. Well their is an upside to helping him become the number one contender. I can just deposit him on the list of fallen champions that I have defeated.

We see Ricky Steamboat watching from his office and he gets up. He is heading in the direct of the Triple Threat lockeroom.

NAWA International champion Jerry Lynn stands outside the door of Lenny and Lodi. Lenny, Lodi, and Jerry Lynn will face Chris Daniels, C.W. Anderson, and Norman Smiley tonight in a six man tag team match. Lynn raises his hand to knock on the door but weird grunting noises our heard from inside. Lynn turns to the camera with a look of digust.

Jerry Lynn:Looks like their er busy. I better come back later. (under his breath)damn fags.

We see Ricky Steamboat with six sercurity guards outside the Triple Threat lockeroom. Steamboat knocks on the door. The door is answered by Chris Candido.

Chris Candido:Oh it if it isn't Mr. Commisioner. What can I do for you ,Sir. Coffee?

Steamboat:No. I need to talk to Shane Douglas. Is he here.

Chris Candido:Yes. I will go get him your majesty.

Candido goes into the ajoning room in the Triple Threat Lounge and returns with the NAWA world champion.

Shane Douglas:Steamboat. What do you want.

Ricky Steamboat: I need to talk about a few changes for the PPV.

Shane Douglas:Changes. You mean I don't have to wrestle....

Ricky Steamboat:No. Nothing like that. Its just for the Number One Contenders Match and you do have vested interest in that match.

Shane Douglas:Well yes. I am the champion...

Ricky Steamboat:Good. Then you would not object to these stipulations that will ensure the best possible title challenger for you. First of all I think a special referee should be added. That referee would be me. and I swear on the Commisionership that I will call this down the middle. Second...just in case I get knocked out or distracted, Any NAWA employee that interferes will be promply handed their pink slip right after the match. Third...The Triple Threat is forbidden to attack Norman Smiley until the match is over under risk of termination. I have spoken and that is final.

Steamboat and his guards leave the lockeroom. Shane Douglas sinks deep into a easy chair.

Chris Candido:So now how are we going to get a softened up Terry Funk. Jarrett will soften....

Shane Douglas:SHUT THE FUCK UP. Pray that he didn't see that and pray that Steamboat doensn't tell him. Now go get Brian and Francine. I want you three to do a little poking around to see if their is anybody out of the ordinary backstage.

Candido:Why.

Shane Douglas:I know how Steamboat thinks. It will be someone special for my mystery title defense tonight. Now do as I say and this will all work out.

Chris Candido goes off to do this task as we fade to.

[commericial]

The Theme from the Godfather plays and out comes the F.B.I. Disco is wearing a leather vest, sequined pants, sunglasses, and a derby. He also is twirling his golden handled cane and he has a cigar in his mouth. Tony Mamaluke and Little Guido are taunting the crowd and of course Big Sal is out their. The bodyguard of the F.B.I.

Two Weeks Ago:

Road Dogg now puts Guido on his shoulders and Steve climbs to the top rope. A doomsday device version with a crossbody. Disco is in the ring but Road Dogg socks him. Road Dogg goes after Sal who also is trying to sneak in. Both Brian Armstrong and Sal tumble to the outside. Steve covers Guido but there is not offical because of the activity going on at ringside. Steve runs into the ropes but Disco hooks the ankle of Steve with that golden handled cane. Steve goes to grab Disco but DISCO PUTS OUT HIS CIGAR ON THE FOREHEAD OF STEVE ARMSTRONG. Disco then whacks Armstrong in the face with that cane and ARMSTRONG FALLS INTO THE KISS OF DEATH. That is Guido's version of the tomikaze. Guido hooks the leg. One, Two, Three. The F.B.I win.

The F.B.I defeated Steve Armstrong and Jesse James when L. Guido pinned S. Armstrong with the Kiss of Death in 0:07:03. Rating: **

Sal rams Road Dogg backfirst into the post on the outside and splashes him. The crowd is on their feet for something. ITS BRAD ARMSTRONG WITH A CHAIR. Brad chases out the F.B.I. This is NOT over between the Armstrongs and Disco and his thugs.

Last Week:

Alex now picks up Armstrong and goes for a snake eyes but Armstrong slips behind and rolls him up into an inside cradle. One, Two, Three.

Brad Armstrong pinned Alex Wright after an inside cradle in 0:01:22. Rating: DUD

Alex Wright is in a state of shock and Armstrong dropkicks his foe to the outside. Alex Wright tries to get back in but is held off by sercurity. Alex thought he had Armstrong on the ropes but Armstrong bounced back with another victory. But from behind Disco Inferno spins Armstrong around and hits him between the eyes with that golden handled cane. Guido, Mamaluke, and Sal are stomping Armstrong. Sal with a big splash on Armstrong. Guido picks up Armstrong and hits the Kiss of Death. Tony Mamaluke dives off the top with a flying legdrop. Brad Armstrong has been dismantled by the F.B.I.

"The Armstrong Theme" plays and out comes Brian and Steve Armstrong. We just saw the events of the past two weeks between the Armstrong Brothers and the F.B.I. Brian and Steve slap hands with the fans and run into the ring. The bell rings and we have a pier six in the ring.

The Armstrong Brothers vs The F.B.I(w/Disco and Sal) The F.B.I are whipped together but they take a powder to the outside. The Armstrongs are not falling for this trick because both Sal and Disco are lurking around ringside. Brian Armstrong starts out with Tony Mamaluke. Lock-up and Brian Armstrong with a series of jabs. Roundhouse Right. Irish Whip into the ropes. Forearm crossbody and more punches. Brian Armstrong now with an irish whip and clothesline. Brian with a pickup and series of headsmashes into the top buckle as the crowd counts along. Brian holds Tony and tag to Steve. Steve dives off the ropes hitting a double axhandle blow to Tony and arm wringer from Armstrong sending Tony flipping to the mat. Legdrop to the arm. Armstrong now picks up Mamaluke and whips him in but it is reversed. Guido hits a clothesline to the back of the head and Mamaluke with a spin kick to the chops of Armstrong. This draws a massive round of boos. One, Two, kickout. Mamaluke now whips Armstrong into the corner and starts conversing with the referee. Guido takes a golden chain from Disco behind the referee's back and starts choking Steve with it. Brian rushes in and the referee trys to put him back into the corner and Tony Mamaluke is firing in some shots to the midsection while Guido still has that chokehold locked in. Tony now grabs Steve and slings him into the ropes. Jumping High Kick to the face. Tony now with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Steve is pulled up. Tony now picks up Steve and whips him into the elbow of Guido. Tony is now distracting the referee while Sal pulls Steve out of the ring. Sal picks up Steve and drops him throat first onto the railing. Steve is now pitched back in and Tony rolls Steve Armstrong over. Camel Clutch is locked in. The referee is down checking Steve and he misses Mamaluke leaning over so Disco gives him extra leverage. Steve however elbows out and Mamaluke now picks up Steve and whips him in. Mamaluke misses a corner charge but both men hit crossbodys at the same time. Both men are down.

Steve goes for the tag but Disco pulls Brian Armstrong off the ring apron and Brian chases Disco around the ring to cause Tony to tag in Guido but Steve to find nobody in the corner. Guido now grabs Steve, runs him to the center of the ring and delivers an armbar takedown into the fujiwara armbar. Guido is really pouring this hold on and the referee is now checking Steve. The arm lifts and it falls. The arm lifts and it falls. The arm lifts and IT STAYS UP. Armstrong rolls out of the hold and hiptosses Guido out. Steve Armstrong then goes for a dropkick but Guido sidesteps it. Guido sets up Armstrong for the Kiss of Death but Armstrong twists it and backslides Guido. One, Two, Disco puts Guido's feet on the ropes. Disco is pointing this out and they are up and Guido clotheslines Armstrong. Guido now is choking Armstrong on the ropes. The referee backs up Guido and Disco slaps Armstrong and blows cigar smoke in his face. Guido now kicks Armstrong in the midsection and lifts him up in a canadian backbreaker. Guido spins Armstrong around several times before throwing him to the mat. The Twister Slam. Guido now picks up Armstrong and whips him into the corner. The boot gets up in the face and Armstrong hops to the second rope and leapfrogs Guido. TAG TO BRIAN ARMSTRONG. Hot Tag. Brian clocks Guido. Mamaluke is in and Mamaluke gets clocked. Brian clocks Disco for fun too. Brian now with a double Road Dogg shuffle and double jabs to Mamaluke and Guido. Double clothesline to the F.B.I and Guido is set up. Pumphandle Slam no Mamaluke is up and Guido is dropped behind. Roundhouse right from Brian and a clothesline sending Mamaluke to the outside. Guido now goes for a charge but Brian blocks it. Gutshot, followed by a DDT. Cover:One, Two, Disco pulls the referee out of the ring. Disco plays innocent and blames it on the camera man. The referee seems to be buying it and I would like to sell him a bridge. Meanwhile Sal is in the ring and Brian gets pinched into the corner. Avalanche by Sal and Brian falls right into the Kiss of Death. Guido with the cover and Disco is pointing this out. The referee rolls into the ring. One, Two, Three.

The F.B.I defeated Brian Armstrong and Steve Armstrong when L. Guido pinned B.Armstrong with the Kiss of Death in 0:07:47. Rating: *

Tony Mamaluke climbs to the top rope and flying legdrop onto Brian. Steve Armstrong is now in the ring to try to stop this but Disco whacks him from behind with that blasted cane. Sal then legdrops Steve. Disco then puts out his cigar on the face of Brian Armstrong drawing boos from the crowd. Disco then picks up Steve and hits the Chartbuster. The Italians leave to a mass round of boos. Disco will team up with Marc Mero to face Brad Armstrong and the NAWA jobber champion the Gambler still to come.

[commericial]

Jerry Lynn is outside the West Hollywood Blonde's dressing room. Jerry Lynn is wearing a pair of latex gloves. He knocks on the door. Lenny opens the door looking all sweaty.

Jerry Lynn:So you are you two er weirdos ready for this match. Steamboat signed this.

Lenny:Yeah I guess. But I am tired from doing...

Jerry Lynn:Please. I don't want to know what you were doing before I came here.

Lenny:Er why are you wearing latex gloves.

Jerry Lynn:So I don't get an sexually transmitted diseases when I tag out because god knows what you two have done.

Lodi pokes his head out as Lenny shrugs his shoulders. We then pan back to see that the room was a Janitor's Closet.

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays and out comes the Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. Six Man tag team action time. The blue lights are on as Daniels climbs to the top rope and soaks in the cheers from the crowd. The lights come back to full speed.

A cheap knockoff of Arn Anderson's WCW theme plays and out comes C.W. Anderson. The second person on the first team. C.W. is up in the ring to a modest pop. He just recently turned face so the fans haven't completely warmed up to him yet.

"I am a Real Englishman" by NAWA produced plays and out comes Norman Smiley. The crowd pops big time. He could have a chance to become NAWA world champion if he defeats Jeff Jarrett at Reality Check. Norman does the Hulk Hogan ear cup for a cheap pop and he joins his fellow partners.

"All You Want" plays and out comes The West Hollywood Blonds. Good god. Pink Flowered robes this time. Lenny has those stupid pink hair extensions on again and Lodi has a sign:Lenny and Lodi rock the bed. Christopher Daniels takes out both men with a pescado. Daniels is now pounding away at Lenny Lane. Lenny Lane is rolling around on the floor but Daniels is still on top of him. Blow after blow to Lenny.

"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes the NAWA international champion Jerry Lynn. Jerry Lynn ignores his partners getting beaten by Christopher Daniels. Finally this thing is cooled down no wait. Daniels spears Lenny and Daniels is on top of Lenny again with more blows. They are now brawling backstage.

Lodi, Lenny Lane, and The NAWA international Champion Jerry Lynn vs Christopher Daniels, Norman Smiley, and C.W. Anderson Well even through this is an offical six man tag team it looks to be a tag team match at the moment. Lodi and Jerry Lynn vs Norman Smiley and C.W. Anderson. Lynn starts out against Norman. Lynn is still wearing those latex gloves. They lockup and Lynn with a knifehand chop. Norman reverses and another chop this time from Norman. A sucession of more. Norman with a stiff chop to Lynn and irish whip in. Norman charges in but Lynn gets the boot. Norman however armdrags Lynn as he charges out. Norman now with a fireman's carry. Norman now with a full nelson but Lynn puts a foot on the rope. Norman breaks the hold at one proving he is a good sportsman. Norman now locks up again and drop toeholds Lynn to the mat. Norman with a spinning toehold. Norman has been taking notes from Terry Funk I see. Lynn kicks Norman into the corner and goes for a waistlock. Norman with a go-behind and a takedown. Riding into the front facelock. Norman now tags in C.W. and C.W. with a clubbing forearm to the back of Lynn. Lynn rolls around and looks in shock. Lynn quickly tags Lodi into the match. Lodi enters the ring and thrusts his crotch at C.W. CW hits a big boot to the face and now Anderson drops an elbowdrop. Anderson grabs Lodi and throws him into the corner. Lodi stumbles out and is clubbed with a clothesline. Meanwhile Daniels and Lenny are fighting down the ramp. Lenny is cowering at ringside and finally sercurity breaks up this scuffle around the ringside area. C.W. whips Lodi in and Lodi trips ramming his head facefirst into Lenny's crotch. Lenny falls to the floor and now C.W. with a gorilla press slam throwing Lodi on top of Lenny. Lodi stumbles up but Norman is in and he baseball slides Lodi causing him to drop headfirst onto the crotch of Lenny. Jerry Lynn drops down on the ring apron with a digusted look on his face and pitches Lodi back into the ring. Lodi rolls over but Lynn refuses the tag. He does not want any part of C.W. C.W. picks up Lodi and whips him in. Going for the Spinebuster but Lodi rakes him in the face. Lodi now rolls over but Lynn still refuses the tag. Lodi is begging Lynn but Anderson clubs Lodi from behind and tags in the Fallen Angel. Christopher Daniels is in the ring for the first time in this tag team match. Daniels plays to the crowd and hits a spinwheel kick clipping Lodi on the jaw. A tooth may be missing. Lenny meanwhile has regained his composure on the ring apron.

Daniels now picks up Lodi and european uppercut. Daniels now with a savate kick sending Lodi crashing to the mat. Daniels gets a sick sadistic smile on his face. Daniels picks up Lodi and throws him causing him to slide crotch first into the ringpost. Daniels now picks up Lodi and lifts him with a gutwrench no Lodi falls causing Daniels to get whacked in the face by a certain body part of Lodi's. Lodi now has something on his hand. He punches Daniels with it. Lodi now rolls over and tags Lenny in. Lenny is now fighting Daniels after Daniels has been taking out by that loaded punch. Lenny now drops the knee. Lenny whips Daniels into the ropes and charges in. Daniels however sidesteps the charge and Lenny crotches the middle buckle. Daniels has that look on his face. Lenny is staggering up and Daniels now hits a thrust kick sending Lenny falling to the outside of the ring. Daniels now rolls to the outside and whips Lenny into the railing but it is reversed and Daniels hits ribs first onto the guardrail. Lenny rolls back into the ring and tags Jerry Lynn into this match. That is all that Lenny wants of Daniels I think. Lynn now takes a running start and hits a tope con hilo onto Christopher Daniels. Jerry Lynn now tosses Daniels back into the ring. Lynn with a backhand chop to a propped up Daniels. Another and Lynn snapmares Daniels. Surfboard hold From Lynn. Daniels is up and Lynn breaks it. Lynn cheapshots Daniels taking him down with a clothesline. Lynn now grabs Daniels. Scorpion Deathlock. Turned over and Lynn bends back with a chinlock to Daniels. This is a very painful move. Will Daniels submit. No the hold is broken and now Lynn rams Daniels facefirst into the buckle. Lynn takes Daniels down and pumphandle armbar. Really wrenching that arm of Daniels. Lynn now with an armdrag takedown and Lynn goes for a cross-armbraker but Daniels is on top of things. He is in the ropes before the hold can be put on properly. Lynn now wrings out the arm and takes a running start. Lynn snaps the arm across the top rope causing Daniels severe pain and discomfort. Lynn now has the Cross-Armbreaker lock on. Daniels must find away out of this hold or his arm may be very well broken. Daniels is trying to bridge out but Lynn has the hold on too tight. Daniels is not tapping but his arm could snap at any second. Daniels makes it to the ropes and the hold must be broken. Lynn now picks up Daniels and whips him in. Sleeperhold locked in from Lynn. Daniels is slumping fast. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and IT STAYS UP. Daniels is fighting his way out of the Sleeperhold and he hits a backdrop suplex. Both men are down.

Daniels is in dire straights and really needs to make a tag to either C.W. Anderson or Norman Smiley. Lynn is closer to the corner however. Lynn tags in Lodi. Daniels is almost their. Lodi has the foot. Daniels hits an enzugiri and hot tag to Norman Smiley. The crowd pops and Norman is in. Clothesline for Lodi. Lenny is in but Norman with an armdrag takedown. Norman now droptoeholds Lodi causing him to fall facefirst onto the crotch of Lenny. Lenny rolls out of the ring and Norman whips Lodi in. Norman kicks Lodi in the midsection and double underhook suplex from Norman to Lodi. Daniels is on the ring apron behind Lenny Lane who is licking his wounds and Daniels jumps Lenny Lane from behind. Daniels is assaulting Lenny Lane once again. Meanwhile Norman goes for the Norman Conquest but here is Jerry Lynn to interupt. Here comes C.W. and Lynn eats a boot to the kisser. This match is really breaking down. Lodi meanwhile hits Norman with a closed first punch. Say. He just hot footed something back into his kneepad. An illegal object. Cover: One, Two, Kickout. Lodi is furious and Lodi now locks on a cobra clutch. Trying for the submission now. But Norman counters with a jawbreaker. Both men are down. Meanwhile at ringside Jerry Lynn reverses a whip and causes C.W. to smack headfirst into the ringpost. The referee chooses this moment of all times to break up Daniels choking Lenny with a camera cable at ringside. Norman has the Conquest locked in on Lodi but Lynn enters the ring and hits Norman in the face with the NAWA international title belt. Lodi is on top for a cover. One, Two, KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY. Lodi is up and Norman is shaking on the canvas. Oh great. Not this again. Norman is Norming up. I thought he had this out of his system. Lodi with a punch. No-Sell by Norman. Lodi with another punch. No Sell by Norman. Lodi with a third punch. Here comes the warning. Norman blocks a fourth punch and fires back with three more. Irish Whip. Medium Boot. Norman cups his hand over his ear and MEDIUM LEGDROP OF DOOM~! Norman with the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Norman is beside himself and Lynn rushes into the ring. Lynn gets backdropped out. Norman then slaps the Norman Conquest onto Lodi. Lodi is down and Lodi taps. Norman Smiley, Christopher Daniels, and C.W. Anderson are your winners.

Norman Smiley, C.W. Anderson and Christopher Daniels defeated Lodi, Lenny Lane and Jerry Lynn when Smiley made Lodi submit to the Norman Conquest in 0:09:17. Rating: * 1/2

We see a ruckus going on at ringside. Christopher Daniels has a steel folding chair and he is going to kill Lenny with it. Daniels goes for a chairshot but the referee steps in the way. THE REFEREE GETS CRACKED OVER THE SKULL. Lenny runs as fast as he can as Daniels is stalking Lenny up the ramp. Lodi however hits Daniels in the back of the head and Daniels turns around. Daniels cracks Lodi ove rthe melon with the chair. Lenny has escaped and we fade to

[commericial]

"Wild Thing" plays and out comes Marc Mero. Marc Mero will face the Gambler in three rounds of boxing at Reality Check. Marc Mero does some shadow boxing.

The Theme from the Godfather plays and out comes Disco Inferno. He has on sequined pants and a leather vest. He looks ready to fight. The F.B.I has been barred from ringside for this match.

"Viva Las Vegas" plays and out comes the Gambler. The Gambler has cards and in keeps shuffling them until pulling out an ace "Ace is the hole, Everytime" says the Gambler. Well if the Gambler was a card in the deck he would be the Joker.

"The Armstrong theme" plays and out comes Brad Armstrong. This tag team match is about to begin.

Disco Inferno and Marc Mero vs Brad Armstrong and the Gambler Brad starts out against Disco. Disco tags out to Mero right off the bat. Disco wants no part of Brad Armstrong. Mero and Armstrong lockup and Mero with a series of jabs. Mero goes for a clothesline but Armstrong counters with an armdrag. Followed by a Dropkick. Armstrong whips Mero in and high cross body. One, Two, Kickout. Mero now is whipped into the buckles and hit with a dropkick. Mero bails but Armstrong is in the ring. Armstrong now slides to the outside and starts brawling with Mero. Disco dives off the ring apron hitting Armstrong from behind with a double axhandle blow. Mero then whipped Armstrong into the railing. Mero rolls Armstrong back into the ring and Mero is in the mount position with punches. Mero picks up Armstrong and boot to the midsection. Running Kneelift. Now Disco wants the tag. Disco gets the tag and now Disco is choking Armstrong. After Armstrong is down, now Disco wants to deal with Brad Armstrong. Disco whips Armstrong into the ropes. Kick to the gut and the boogie woogie oogie neckbreaker. Cover:One, Two, Kickout. Disco is grabbing the referee and threatening him with a pair of cement shoes but the referee shoves Disco on his keister. Tag to Mero and now Disco holds Armstrong so Mero can fire in some punches. Mero then low blows Armstrong and signals for the TKO. Armstrong is set up but however he wiggles out. Armstrong then shoves Mero chest first into the buckles. Armstrong then dropkicks Mero in the back of the head. Armstrong may need to make the tag, but I think he would be better off not making one with the Gambler. Mero rolls over and tags Disco. Armstrong is hesitating but Disco kicks him in the back. Disco goes for the last dance leglock but Armstrong kicks Disco into the buckles and reluctantly tags the Gambler. The Gambler is in. House of Ice. Gambler trips over his own two feet. Gambler however with jabs but these are week as hell so Disco just stands their. Disco goes for a boot but the Gambler blocks it and lets go. Disco kicks him with the other foot. Disco now with a clothesline causing the Gambler to crash to the mat. Disco now goes for a elbowdrop but Brad Armstrong forceablly pulls Gambler out of the way. But Mero punches Armstrong hard. Armstrong falls to the concrete floor. That was a one punch K'O". Gambler backs up into the ropes in shock that Disco is down and BACKS RIGHT INTO THE FIST OF MERO. Disco has Gambler in a standing headscissors and does the Macarena. Disco then lifts him up. THE MACARENA PILEDRIVER LIVES. Disco drops Gambler on his head and Disco with the cover. One, Two, Three.

Disco Inferno and Marc Mero defeated The Gambler and Brad Armstrong when D. Inferno pinned Gambler after the Macarena Piledriver in 0:05:10. Rating: 1/2*

[backstage]

Brian Lee, Chris Candido, and Francine are on the hunt for anything that might give away Shane Douglas's mystery opponent.

Brian Lee:This is the last door in the building. Nothing suspicious yet.

Chris Candido:This is harder then I thought. Of course Steamboat would have not done anything to deal his hand so...

Brian Lee:He must me in this room. He has to be. If not Douglas will be pissed.

Chris Candido opens the door and nothing is in it.

Chris Candido:Oh shit. We are going to come up empty handed. Well we better report back to Shane.

As the Threat turns around, Lee and Candido eat a pair of chairs to the head. Danny Doring and Roadkill are in the backstage area. They throw Candido and Lee into the empty room. Francine slowly backs away as Roadkill holds the door shut while Doring commendeers a forklift. Doring just forklifted the door shut. Chris Candido and Brian Lee are trapped in that empty dressing room.

Francine is backing away and breaks in a run to warn Shane Douglas but Midajah comes from nowhere and whacks Francine with a pipe. Midajah then is choking Francine with the pipe but Francine with a low blow. Francine then grabs a wrench and throws it at Midajah. Francine then grabs Midajah and THROWS HER THROUGH A PLATE GLASS WINDOW. Francine then sees a scaffold on wheels with cinderblocks and wooden palattes on top. Francine now pushes the scaffold to the end of the room and then gets a running start pushing it. It is out of control and it tips over. SENDING THE CINDERBLOCKS AND WOODEN PALATTES ON TOP OF MIDAJAH NEARLY CRUSHING HER. The queen of Extreme surveys her damage before leaving. The trainers are swarming over Midajah trying to pull the rubble off of her.

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"So Why Don't You Choke on that, Slapnuts."

"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays and out comes Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett faces the Hardcore Legend Terry Funk tonight in what will be an uphill battle. Jeff Jarrett gets his fireworks.

"Legend" plays and out comes Terry Funk. The crowd gives one of the loudest pops of the evening so far. Terry Funk enters the ring. The bell rings. This match is under way.

Terry Funk vs Jeff Jarrett They lock up and Funk with a drop toehold and a back mount on Jarrett with punches to the back of th head. Funk whips Jarrett into and lariat from the Funkster. Funk now picks Jarrett up and whips him in the corner. Funk now with a knifehand chop. That made a sickening sound against bare skin. Another knifehand chop from the hardcore legend. A third knifehand chop and now Funk hiptosses Jarrett out of the corner. Funk grabs Jarrett in a headlock and runs all the way across the ring bulldogging him to the mat. Funk now picks up Jarrett and whips him into the ropes. Back Bodydrop and Jarett is up. SHIT. The Funkster just pulled out a dropkick. That is pretty good for a man in his mid-50s. Funk now grabs Jarrett by the ears and starts headbutting him. Funk wides up and Jarrett does a wild 180 sell off of a roundhouse right. Jarrett is scurrying for cover. Jarrett rolls to the outside. Funk now runs and baseball slides Jarrett into the guardrail. Jarrett now is thrown back in and Funk grabs Jarrett in a standing kneebar. Funk is kicking Jarrett in the the knee. and spinning toehold perhaps NO into the Figure-Four Leglock. This is one of Jarrett's pet moves and Funk is using it to great agony. If Jarrett's knees are worn out he can't lock on his version of the figure-four. Jarrett is in the ropes and Funk has to release the hold. Funk does reluctantly. Funk now picks up Jarrett and whips him in. Funk ducks the head and pays for it with a swinging neckbreaker. Jarrett now drop toeholds Funk and is choking him on the ropes. Jarrett then gets a running start and sits down on the back of Terry Funk. Strut. Strut. Strut. Jarrett now picks up Terry Funk and vertical suplex. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett picks up Funk and backdrop suplex. Jarrett now is stomping away at Terry Funk. Jarrett is getting a little agressive here. He could get disqualified. Jarrett with a cover and Funk with a comeback with a few punches. Jarrett pulls Funk by the hair into a clothesline. Jarrett denies the hair pull and now Jarrett with a cover. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett lifts Funk up by the hair and a facerake.

Jarrett now with an atomic kneedrop. Jarrett grabs the leg and elbowdrops it. Setting it up for the figure-four leglock. Jarrett picks up Funk and hits a DDT. Jarrett with a cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now with an elbowdrop. Jarrett grabs the leg and drapes it on the bottom rope. Jarrett sits down on it. Jarrett does it again. Jarrett now rolls to the outside and bangs Funk's leg off of the ring apron. Jarrett now climbs to the top rope and waits for Funk to get up. Jarrett dives off with a crossbody but Funk rolls through. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett then clips Funks knee from the front and starts stomping away. Jarrett is strutting again before giving Funk another series of stomps to the leg. Jarrett now grabs Funk and dragon screws him into the figure-four leglock. Will Funk give in. Funk is in a lot of pain and Jarrett is using the ropes behind the offical's back. The crowd is yelling at the referee to turn around and when the ref does, Jarrett plays innocent. Funk's shoulders are on the mat. One, Two, Shoulder up. Can Funk get out. Funk is really gritting his teeth to fight the pain. Funk is swinging out Jarrett but Funk went limp again. One, Two, Shoulder up. Funk's leg is going numb but Funk is summoning an extra reserve of energy. Funk is down. The referee is checking the arm. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it falls. It lifts and it stays up. Jarrett is dragged to the center and FUNK TURNS IT OVER. Jarrett is now in pain and Jarrett releases the hold. Both men are down.

Funk is up and Jarrett goes for a punch but Funk blocks it and fires back with three more. Funk whips Jarrett in and clothesline sending him down to the math. Funk now with a kick to the midsection and a european uppercut. Jarrett grips onto the top tournbuckle but Funk pulls him off, causing the tournbuckle pad to come off. Funk now with a bodyslam and Funk is now taking it to air. Funk connects with a moonsault but may have hurt his knee on the way down. Bad break for Funk but Funk is crawling over. Draping an arm over Jarrett. One, Two, Kickout. Funk now grabs Jarrett. Spinning Toehold. Could we see a submission. This is Funk's trademark move. No Jarrett is in the ropes. Jarrett gets up and Funk puts him in te midsection. Gutwrench Suplex. Funk now with a SENTON. Damn. Funk now gives the signal. Spinning Toehold attempted again but Shane Douglas runs out from the back. Funk greets Shane with a bevy of punches. Funk now clotheslines Jarrett but Jarrett jumps Funk from behind and rams him headfirst into the exposed tournbuckle. Jarrett then rolls up Funk in an inside cradle pulling the tights with the feet on the ropes. One, Two, Three. Jarrett barley gets by Terry Funk.

Jeff Jarrett pinned Terry Funk after an inside cradle in 0:09:27. Rating: **

Terry Funk is up but Shane Douglas enters the ring and hits Terry Funk with a thunderous Belly-To-Belly Suplex. Jarrett is up and Shane offers his hand. Jarrett shakes it and Shane kicks Jarrett and PITTSBURG PLUNGE. Shane Douglas laid out both Terry Funk and Jeff Jarrett.

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We see Sting in his usual seat in the catwalk. Sting has been ultra-mysterious and it is main event time.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple plays and out comes Shane Douglas. No members of the Triple Threat are with him.

Shane Douglas:Cut the Fucking music. Tonight Steamboat has a special mystery opponent. Well bring on this fucking savior to the NAWA because I will desposit him next to the other victims on my path of destruction.

"Psycho" plays. OH NO. Sid comes out from the backstage area with a evil smirk on his face. Shane Douglas has a look of terror on his face.

Shane Douglas:NO. Not Sid. Anybody but Fucking Sid Vicious. ANY BODY. God damnit Steamboat. You think it is cute. But it ain't fucking funny.

Sid enters the ring and Shane Douglas bails.

NAWA world title Sid Vicious vs Shane Douglas(c)

Shane enters the ring. Sid clubs Shane with a clothesline and picks him up. Bodyslam. Shane says screw this and rips the NAWA world title belt from the time keeper's hands and heads backstage. The referee is conversing with the ring announcer. What is this about.

Ring Announcer:May I have your attention please. If Shane Douglas will not return to the ring by the count of 10. He will not only lose the match, but he will lose the NAWA world title.

Shane yells "FUCK" and rushes back into the ring. When he enters Sid big boots him in the kisser. Sid now picks up Shane and biels him into the corner. Sid with a powerslam. Shane crashes to the mat. One, Two, Kickout. Shane now is gripped by the throat and chokeslammed. Shane is put in a standing headscissors but Shane grabs the referee by the pants leg and throws him into Sid. Shane now eats a big boot and Sid legdrops Shane. Cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Sid now whips Shane in and another big boot. Shane is turned over. RIGHT INTO THE CRIPLLER CROSSFACE. Will Douglas give up. This is a crappy crossface but with Sid's power it might by something to uncle Douglas. Shane somehow makes it to the ropes and now Sid is feeling it. Sid picks up Douglas in a chokelift and throws him into the corner. Shane is put in a stanidng headscissors and POWERBOMBED. New NAWA world champion Sid. It can happen. Sid with the cover. One, Two, Thr...the referee gets pulled out of the ring. Sid had the title won. Damnit. Shane Douglas's valet Francine comes out and pulls the offical out of the ring. Francine posts the referee. Sid grabs Francine by the hair. Sid grabs Francine by the throat and KISSES HER. Francine is gagging on the ring apron but Shane Douglas has the hammer from the ring bell. Sid boots Shane in the gut. Sid sets up Shane for another powerbomb but Shane whacks Sid in the ankle with the hammer. That is the same ankle which he screwed up back at WCW SIN 2001. Shane now locks the Anklelock on Sid. Sid has no choice but to tap. Here comes another offical. The referee calls for the bell signaling a Sid tap-out.

Shane Douglas made Sid Vicious submit to an anklelock in 0:03:33. Rating: -* 1/2 (Shane Douglas retained the NAWA world title.)

Shane refuses to break the hold. He is trying to break Sid's ankle. Shane Douglas has no compassion or morals. We here a snap and Shane releases the hold. Sid is rolling around in the ring holding his ankle. Douglas is sick and sadistic. Shane puts the NAWA world title belt over his shoulder as Glory fades out.

Next Week

The West Hollywood Blondes vs Norman Smiley and Terry Funk.