NAWA glory 3-21-02:

Last Week:Surprise. Terry Funk popped out of the cake and attacked Shane Douglas. Terry Funk will get the world title shot against Shane Douglas at Reality Check. That match was signed just as Glory went off the air.

Tonight:Terry Funk and a partner of his choice will face Brian Lee and Chris Candido for the NAWA tag team titles. Can Terry Funk co-exist with anyone on the NAWA roster or will he go it alone. The West Hollywood Blondes face Nova and Christopher Daniels in the loser of the fall leaves the NAWA match. This match was set up last week when a cruiserweight match between Nova and Lenny Lane went to a double dq after Lodi and Daniels interfered. Shane Douglas also will defend the NAWA world title against the Xtreme champion New Jack.

"All You Want" plays and out come the West Hollywood Blondes. They are wearing matching pink tights and pink ring jackets that say west-hollywood blondes on them. Lenny has the NAWA cruiserweight title belt still sprayed with pink silly string and now he has a few bows stuck to it. Lenny also has pink hair extensions in-case this gimmick couldn't get fruity enough(The NAWA lawyers won't allow the G-Word to be uttered). Lodi has pink posterboard that says "LL and L are positively pink" on it.

Lenny:Tonight is a very special tonight. Because either Nova or Christopher Daniels is going bye-bye. Will it be Nova or will it be Daniels. Too bad if it is Daniels because I would want to make him my personal bitch.

"Fallen Angel" plays and out comes Nova and Christopher. The Loser of the Fall leaves the NAWA forever.

Christopher Daniels and Nova vs The West Hollywood Blondes -Lodi starts out with Daniels. They lock up but Daniels just pushes Lodi away and dropkicks him. Daniels is pounding away on Lodi and he whips him into the ropes. Foward roll and monkey flip out of the corner. Daniels with a spin kick sending Lodi crashing down to the mat. Lenny Lane tries to jump Daniels from the top rope but Daniels dropkicked the top rope causing Lenny to crotch himself. Lenny is a soprano now. Somebody better get the Boy's Choir. Daniels whips Lodi headfirst into Lenny's crotch and Lodi falls to the mat. Cover from Daniels hooking the leg:One, Two, Kickout. Lenny is down on the floor and hurt. Daniels is out for blood and vengence tonight. Daniels now picks up Lodi and drops him facefirst into the top buckle. Daniels now runs the ropes and hits a Quabrada. Cover from Daniels hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Daniels whips Lodi in and Lenny is on the apron. Lodi hits headfirst into a rather prive area of Lane's and Daniels rolls him up again. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lodi was thisclose to leaving the NAWA just one week after he arrived. Lane is down on the floor but as Daniels runs the ropes, Lenny hooks the ankle. As Daniels trys to kick Lenny off, Lodi hits a version of Keiji Muto's shining wizard to the unexpecting Daniels. Cover from Lodi. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. The Shining Wizard wasn't enough to put Daniels away. Lodi tags Lenny and now Lenny with an elbowdrop and another elbowdrop.

Lenny whips Daniels in and mounts the tournbuckle. Lenny is now rubbing...the camers cut back to a crowd shot. When we get back Lenny is now slapping Daniels in the face. Lenny now grabs Daniels and whips him into the buckles. Lenny now with a handspring but Daniels got him with a kick to the mush. Daniels is now pissed off and Daniels goes for another kick but Lenny uses his speed to duck and dropkicks Daniels in the knee. Lenny now picks up Daniels and chops him. Lenny tags Lodi and Lenny mounts Daniels's on his shoulders like the Doomsday Device. Lodi hits a top rope bombs away. He rammed...aw never mind. Anyway Lodi makes the cover. That is their finisher:The Upright Position. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Not enought. Daniels almost lost again. Lodi now whips Daniels in and Cobra Clutch. Looked in tightly. Daniels may not be able to escape this deadly move. Daniels is sinking very fast. Daniels hits a jawbreaker to break the hold. Daniels then crawls over and makes the hot tag to Nova. Nova is in, fists of fire. Nova hits dropkicks for all and he whips Lenny into Lodi. Lenny trips on the whip and headfirst into Lodi's crotch. Lodi is jumping up and down and Nova hits the Novacaine. Nova is trying to get the pin but Daniels decides to jump Lenny Lane. Daniels rips out one of Lenny's pink hair extensions. Lenny is trying to escape with his life. Daniels superkicks Lenny to the outside and now Daniels with a running tope from the ring to the outside. Nova runs into the ropes but Lodi ducks a charge. Lodi then wraps Lenny's hair extension around the throat of Nova and pulls him viciously to the mat. Lodi then DDTS Nova. Not like this. One, Two, Three. Nova is out of the NAWA. The West Hollywood Blondes win.

Lodi and Lenny Lane defeated Nova and Christopher Daniels when Lodi pinned Nova with the DDT in 0:05:58. Rating: * 1/2

Nova is down in the ring and Daniels and Lenny. God knows what happened to them. Oh wait Lenny Lane rolls back into the ring. Daniels has a muderous look on his face and is armed with a wrench. Sercurity manages to hold Daniels back from killing Lenny Lane. This feud has gone from Personal to Really Personal. Lets go backstage.

Backstage:

We are in the Woman's Dressing Room. Midajah walks in and Francine sees her.

Francine:You know. You better not look at me cross-eyed. Just like Shane Douglas took out Scott Steiner I will cripple your ass.

Midajah:First of all. Shane Douglas just worked on an injury that was there and second of all if you want to try it come ahead bitch.

Francine:Not right now. But since you were Steiner's number one freak, let me give you a word of advice. You are called a freak most likely because you would freak anybody out.

Midajah:You got a lot of room to talk. How many times have you been passed around, you little slut.

With that Midajah leaves the room. Francine now grabs a kendo stick that she had in the room and spun Midajah around. FRANCINE CRACKS THE KENDO STICK OVER THE SKULL OF MIDAJAH. Francine is now pounding away at Midajah. Francine then strips Midajah down to her bra and panties. Francine now whips Midajah with a belt until sercurity comes in to break it up. Midajah has been laid out and stripped. Francine instigated this and she may have to pay for it in the long run.

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"Rowdy" is playing when we come back and K-Kwik is 3/4ths down to the ring. Well we know what his roll is in the NAWA.

"Wild Thing" plays and out comes Marc Mero with Rena Mero. A few fans chant "Sable" or "Johnny B. Badd".

K-Kwik vs Marc Mero(w/Rena Mero) Mero shadow boxes a little bit and they lock up. Mero with a knee to the gut and a running kneelift. Mero shoves K-Kwik into the corner. Jab. Jab. Jab. Mero now with some body shots. Mero now whips K-Kwik in. Kick to the Midsection and Running Kneelift. Mero now is choking K-Kwik. Breaks at four and Mero with more punches. Mero now sends K-Kwik into the corner but K-Kwik got the feet up. K-Kwik now with the Road Dogg style jabs. Jukein' and jiving and a roundhouse right. K-Kwik with a dropkick and K-Kwik now sends Mero into the ropes. High Cross Body by the Kwikster. One, Two, Kickout. K-Kwik now with a kick to the midsection and sitdown faceslam. K-Kwik now climbs to the top rope. K-Kwik gives the high sign but misses The Firebird Splash. Mero is back up and some...sigh...bodyshots to K-Kwik. Mero now whips K-Kwik in and clotheslines him to the mat. Mero with some more bodyshots and now Mero plays to the crowd. Mero with a low blow. Mero picks up K-Kwik and TKO. Mero makes the cover. One, Two, Three. Marc Mero is your winner.

Marc Mero pinned K-Kwik after the TKO in 0:01:54. Rating: * 1/4

If that wasn't filler I don't know what is. Lets go backstage where to the Triple Threat lockeroom.

Backstage:

The Triple Threat are talking but they here a knock on the door.

Shane Douglas:Whoever it is go away. We are not talking to anybody.

Voice:Open up Slapnuts. I got a business proposal.

That voice was the one and only Jeff Jarrett. Chris Candido opens the door and Jarrett walks in.

Shane Douglas:What brings you around this neck of the lockerroom, oh former champion.

Jeff Jarrett:Ha, Ha. Very funny. Anyway. I got a deal. See it is hard to get a fair shake around here.

Shane Douglas:Too true. Procede.

Jeff Jarrett:Anyway, I have a match with Norman Smiley at Reality Check even through I defeated his punk slapass last week one, two, three, Cleanly. I will watch your back if you watch my back.

Shane Douglas:We are all booked tonight...

Jeff Jarrett:Well, Terry Funk doesn't have a partner. Make Norman Smiley and Terry Funk vs Chris Candido and Brian Lee. Steamboat would jump at the chance like that to get the titles off of you.

Shane Douglas:Interesting. But what do we get.

Jeff Jarrett:This(pulls a guitar case into the room causing the triple threat to cower in fear). Relax. Their isn't a guitar in here. Open it up.

Shane Douglas opens it up and a bright smirk appears on his face. There is stacks and stacks $100 bills in that guitar case.

Shane Douglas:You got a deal.

Jarrett:Good.

Jarrett walks out as we fade back to the arena.

More and More shady dealings going on in the NAWA. We...wait is that Sting up their in the catwalk. We haven't seen Sting since Truth or Consequences and he has been M.I.A. Sting now walks off. What is up with Sting. Is he injured. Has he lost his smile. Or is he just playing mindgames with Shane Douglas.

Coming up Next:Disco Inferno vs Alex Wright. Live. Don't you dare touch that dial.

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"Disco Fever" plays and out comes Disco comes with a copy of the observer newsletter, a laptop computer, and a best of Puro six volume video tape collection. Disco has the microphone. Disco is to be refered to as Disco The Smark tonight. This cannot be too good.

Disco:Listen up marks. I am sick and tired of you booing and cheering whomever the NAWA tells you to. You should cheer the god of Internet Wrestling Disco the Smark and boo all those other workers. Disco outclasses them in psychology, workrate, transitions, and HIGH SPOTZ~! Those guys couldn't draw flees on a horse. Geez tonight I am facing Alex Wright. What a jobber. He should be jobbing to The Gambler in a ballet contest for the Jobber Title. I mean sure he had a couple of good matches but he was carried by Norman Smiley. So lets get this match over so I can go back on the Internet and bitch about who is not getting a push and who is and whether they deserve it or not.

"The Berlyn Theme" plays and out comes Alex Wright. He looks ready to K-I-L-L Disco.

Disco The Smark vs Alex Wright Disco goes for a clothesline but Alex ducks it and Disco hits the ropes. Alex backslides Disco and puts the feet on the ropes. One, Two, Three.

Alex Wright pinned Disco Inferno after a backslide in 0:00:13. Rating: 1/2*

Disco is up and he slaps the mat in frustration. Disco now is up and he motions for the microphone.

Disco Inferno:God. What do you people want. The NAWA is full of cheaters. I can't do anything right. I was the Xtreme Champion. No Respect. I try to come up with good gimmicks to entertain you people. No Respect. The Family is going to here about this and we will beat some respect out of the whole NAWA roster.

Disco throws down the microphone and leaves in a huff. What is this shit. The Family? What is Disco smoking.

Backstage:Norman Smiley is trying to build a card house out of a stack out cards. (Don't Ask. Well it is Norman). Terry Funk walks into the lockeroom.

Terry Funk:We need to talk Norman

Norman:(not really paying attention while still trying to stack his cards):Talk. Yeah Sure.

Terry:As you know we have a tag team title match tonight.

Norman:(still not really paying attention and still trying to stack his cards up into a cardhouse):Yeah Tag team title match.

Terry Funk:This is a chance that if we can get the tag team belts off of the Triple Threat, we can prove that they can be beaten. Now Norman, no comedy stuff. If for once in your life you have to be serious this is it.

Norman(still not paying attention):Serious, Right, Serious.

Norman almost has the last card onto. Terry, realizing that Norman doesn't have his mind on what Terry is saying, knocks over the house of cards.

Norman:What did you do that for. I almost had that built after trying all afternoon.

Terry Funk:Pay attention young man. Tonight we have a tag team title match. You need to focus on the match and not building a cardhouse.

Norman:Why am I teaming up with you again.

Terry Funk(sighs):Because Jeff Jarrett and Shane Douglas made a deal to form a partnership to get rid of both of us.

Norman: So we are teaming about against the Tag Team champions.

Terry:Yes

Norman: I wanted to fight Jeff Jarrett again and that chickenshit hires a couple of hired guns to get rid of me. Oh well, at least I ain't being hit behind by a bloody walking stick like I did when I feuded with Alex Wright.

Terry Funk: Seeing I can't get through your thick english head let me give you one piece of advice. Show up and hold your end or me and you are going to get it on later.

Norman:Uh Terry, I'm not Lenny Lane.

Terry Funk:Are you just stupid or playing stupid. What I mea nt was I was going to kick your ass if you don't hold up your end.

Norman:Fine Terry. Just remember to hold up your end.

Terry Funk leaves the lockeroom.

Norman:Crazy old man. and people thought I was a nutcase.

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"Scorpio" plays and out comes Too Cold Scorpio in this match for the NAWA international championship. Reminder:Reality Check comes from Ceasar's Palace on April 28. Mark your calenders and call you PPV provider.

"Sad but True" by Metallica plays and out comes the International Champion Jerry Lynn. We see some clips from last week when Jerry Lynn defeated Simon Diamond despite interference from Swinger and Dawn Marie. Would have Simon captured the title had the leader of the Enforcers C.W. Anderson had been there to help out. That is the big question.

NAWA international title Too Cold Scorpio vs Jerry Lynn

The bell rings and both men shake hands. Before Lynn spits in the face of Scorpio. Lynn has no respect for his fellow wrestler. He decimated the knee of Super Crazy at Truth or Consequences. And Cradle Piledrived Dawn Marie just three times last week. Scorpio goes for a kick to the midsection but Lynn blocks it and legsweep to the mat. Scorpio edges to the ropes before Lynn can do anything futher to that knee. They lockup and Lynn with a double leg trip and Lynn rolls through and side headlock. Lynn palms Scorpio in the face a few times. Scorpio gets up and is shocked at Lynn's tactics show far. They lock up again and Lynn with a go behind. Scorpio with a reversal and Lynn jerks his leg backwards low blowing Scorpio. Lynn claims a nerve reaction and Lynn now dropkicks Scorpio viciously in the side of the face. Lynn picks up Scorpio and snapmare. Rear Chinlock applied by Lynn. Lynn now is palming Scorpio in the face a few more times and Lynn props Scorpio up in the corner. Knifehand chop. Lynn with a second one and Lynn with a snap mare takeover. Lynn now dropkicks Scorpio right in the face. Lynn now grabs Scorpio and Stretch Plum. Lynn is trying to get a submission. Scorpio makes it up and Lynn with a knee to the midsection. Yellowjacket(Fisherman) Suplex. Bridged. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Scorpio. tilt-a-whirl no Scorpio counters with a rana no Lynn hits a piledriver on Scorpio. That was oh-so-close to being a Gasno Bomb. Lynn now covers Scorpio hooking the leg. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now whips Scorpio in and Lynn dropkicks Scorpio coming off the ropes. One, Two, Kickout.

Lynn now with a double underhook but Scorpio backdrops. No Lynn holds onto the arms and backslides Scorpio. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now runs the ropes and grabs Scorpio. 1/4th nelson bulldog. One, Two, Kickout. Scorpio kicks out and Lynn is now hot. Lynn with a kick to the midsection and Front-Face Piledriver. Lynn with the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn is really questioning the referee's counting abilitys. Lynn now picks up Scorpio and sets him on the top rope. Lynn climbs up with him and superplex off the ropes. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now kicks Scorpio in the gut and hits a version of Elix Skipper's Play of the Day. Lynn may have him here. One, Two, Kickout. Lynn now picks up Scorpio and sends him facefirst into the corner. Lynn goes for a dragon suplex but Scorpio counters with a rolling prawn hold. One, Two, Kickout. Scorpio goes for a spin kick but Lynn catches him and hits a weird suplex type move. It was a t-bone suplex but the leg was hooked as Scorpio went over. Cover from Lynn. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lynn now picks up Scorpio and hits him with a bodyslam. Lynn is now taking it to the sky. Lynn may hit something to finish off Scorpio. Lynn is taking his damn sweet time getting up there. Lynn dives off and SCORPIO GETS THE BOOT UP. Lynn hits the bottom of a boot and stumbles before falling to the mat.

Scorpio is up and now Scorpio with some jabs. Scorpio shuffle and he dropkicks Lynn down to the mat. Scorpio now picks up Lynn and hits him with a bodyslam. Scorpio now hops to the top rope and hits the Tumbleweed. Cover from Scorpio hooking the leg. One, Two, Shoulder up from Lynn. Scorpio now does a foward roll and moonsaults Lynn from the top rope. Cover once again. One, Two, Kickout. Scorpio now picks up Lynn and whips him in. Jumping Spin Wheel Kick. Scorpio now gives the high sign. Will he hit the Scorpio Splash. Scorpio now climbs to the buckles and now Scorpio goes for the Scorpio Splash. Lynn rolls out of the way but Scorpio lands on his feet and hops to the second tournbuckle. Lynn rises and Scorpio hits him with a moonsault twisted into a somersault bodyblock from the top rope. Scorpio makes the cover. One, Two, Kickout. Scorpio is frustrated and he whips Lynn in again. Scorpio goes for a corner charge but Lynn gets the feet up. Scorpio ducks and slides out at the last minute. Scorpio now nearly splits Lynn's pants by pulling him into the ringpost. Scorpio now hops back in and Scorpio goes for a crossbody but Lynn ducks and Scorpio crashes into the canvas. Lynn now picks up Scorpio and powerbombs him but Scorpio rolls through with a frankensteiner. Lynn rolls through again and kick to the midsection. Cradle Piledriver. One, Two, Three. Jerry Lynn wins.

Jerry Lynn pinned Too Cold Scorpio with the Cradle Piledriver in 0:07:14. Rating: *** 1/2 (Jerry Lynn retained the NAWA international title.)

Lynn wins but he is not done. Lynn is pounding away at Scorpio. Referee's run in but Lynn shoves them away. Barry Horowitz runs in. Shot with the belt and Barry gets pitched. Swinger and Simon run out to try and gain revenge against Lynn from last week but Lynn dispatches of them. C.W. Anderson comes out to the ring and Lynn's eyes widen. Lynn takes the low road and C.W. has a microphone.

C.W.:Lynn, you made a big mistake. You crossed the Enforcers. So You beat three of us. Big deal. You still have to go through me, boy. Put that shiny International title on the line and I promise I will give you a sound thrashing.

Lynn nods his head in acceptence. Jerry Lynn vs C.W. Anderson for the International Title at Reality Check. This should be an interesting match.

Backstage:

New Jack is sitting backstage in a corner of the arena.

New Jack:Tonight Shane Douglas. Tonight is your infany. Whether you like it or not you have to defend your little NAWA Title against the hardcore Icon himself. Sucka, you haven't known what you got yourself into. When they talk about possible world champions. They talk about Jeff Jarrett. They talk about Sting. They talk about Scott Steiner. They talk about Terry Funk. But the one name they forget is me. So Douglas. I will snap your reign of terror. I may not be the hero the NAWA is looking for but that belt would look better on me because I am a real man. So Douglas. Get ready to say goodbye to the NAWA world tgitle.

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"Blitzkrieg" is playing and Blitzkrieg is 3/4ths to the ring. Blitzkrieg, a great young talent, from the Cosmos. Tonight he will face former NAWA world Champion Jeff Jarrett.

"So why don't you choke on that slapnuts" is heard followed by "Cowboy" by Kid Rock. Jeff Jarrett struts his way out to the ring. Can you say business man. He wants the Triple Threat to do his dirty work for him.

Blitzkrieg vs Jeff Jarrett The bell rings and Jarrett shoves Bliz to the mat. Bliz comes back with a spin wheel kick and a dropkick sending Jarrett over the ropes. Blitz his a pescado. Blitz now sends Jarrett back into the ring but Jarrett stomps him. That offense from Blitzkrieg didn't last long. Jarrett now steps back and drops an elbow. Jarrett now chokes Blitzkrieg on the ropes and Jarrett sits down on the back of Blitzkrieg. Strut. Strut. Strut. Jarrett now clotheslines Blitzkrieg to the mat and now Jarrett picks up Blitz. Vertical suplex. Jarrett is up and he struts. Shouldn't he be going for the cover. One foot on the chest. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now grabs Blitzkrieg and hits a DDT. Jarrett with another foot on the chest cover. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett picks up Blitzkrieg and sets him on the top rope. Superplex by Jarrett. Jarrett with another foot on the chest cover. One, Two, Kickout. Jarrett now picks up Blitzkrieg and rakes his face across the ropes. Jarrett is now climbing the buckles. Jarrett goes for a flying axhandle but Blitzkrieg dropkicks him in the face of the way down. Blitzkrieg now does a dance and hits a bicycle kick to Jarrett. Blitzkrieg does a mocking verision of the Jarrett strut. Blitzkrieg now runs into the ropes and hits a dropkick to Jarrett. Blitzkrieg now hits a spinebuster bomb and climbs to the top rope. Blitzkrieg goes for the Sky Twister Press but Jarrett moves out of the way. Jarrett now wrenches and knees the knees. Jarrett now locks on the Figure-Four Leglock. Blitzkrieg looks around before tapping out.

Jeff Jarrett made Blitzkrieg submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:02:54. Rating: ** 1/4

Jarrett refuses to release the hold. The referee is counting. He may have to reverse the decision. Jarrett breaks at four however but he stomps Blitzkrieg. NORMAN SMILEY RUNS FROM THE BACK. Norman taps Jarrett from behind and Jarrett turns around. Jarrett gets a fireman's carry takeover. Jarrett rolls to the outside and he shows his true colours. Norman is asking Jarrett to bring it. Jarrett is high tailing it out.

Coming up next:New Jack vs Shane Douglas for the NAWA world title. Don't go away.

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During the Commericial the Following Promo aired for The Reality Check PPV:In a dream world everybody gets along. But the NAWA's world these dream world people get a serious reality check. Shane Douglas will defend the NAWA world title[footage of both Shane's matches with Sting and Scott Steiner from Truth or Consequences] against the Hardcore Legend Terry Funk. Live from Ceasars Palace on April 28. Order now.

"Natural Born Killerz" plays and out comes the Xtreme Champion New Jack. New Jack now slowly steps into the ring. This may be his one and only shot ath the NAWA world title so he better make it count.

"Perfect Strangers" plays and out comes Shane Douglas with Francine. Shane has a Flair Esq yellow and black robe that says the Franchise on the back. Shane Douglas holds up the NAWA world title belt.

NAWA world title New Jack vs Shane Douglas(w/Francine)(c)

The bell rings and Shane spits in the face of New Jack. Is Shane trying to commit suicide. New Jack backs up Shane Douglas but Francine is up on the ring apron. New Jack is momentary distracted and Shane jumps New Jack from behind. Shane is pounding away at New Jack from behind.. Shane whips New Jack in but New Jack ducks a clothesline and now New Jack with some jabs. That streetfighting style of the Xtreme Champion coming into play. A roundhouse right sends the champion to the outside. New Jack's usual weapons play is not allowed in this match however. New Jack slides to the outside and more punches to Douglas. New Jack grabs Douglas and throws him facefirst into the guardrail. Shane trys to get away but New Jack now grabs a camera cable and wraps it around the throat of Douglas. If New Jack is careful he will get disqualified. New Jack breaks the choke and rolls Douglas back into the ring. New Jack is into the ring and rake the eyes. New Jack now with some chops and a clothesline sending Douglas to the mat. New Jack with a chokehold to Douglas. One, Two, Three, Four, New Jack breaks it up. New Jack now whips Douglas into the buckles and New Jack charges in. New Jack with 10-count punches and he pauses before delivering the tenth. New Jack now grabs Douglas by the hair and runs him across the ring. Three Headsmashes to the top buckle, three headsmashes to the middle buckle, and three to the bottom buckle. A final facesmash to the canvas. New Jack gives the sign. New Jack knees Douglas in the groin and DDTs him to the canvas. New Jack is going up top. If he hits his version of the Top-Rope Splash, 187, it should be curtains for Douglas and the NAWA world title. No Francine pulled down the ropes and New Jack gets crotched. That jezebel may have cost New Jack the title. Shane Douglas rises to his feet and climbs to the top with New Jack. Shane hits a superplex to New Jack. Both men are down.

Shane now is stomping New Jack. Shane whips New Jack in and Shane with a knee to the midsection. Shane now with a snapmare takeover and a rear chinlock to New Jack. Shane now puts the feet on the ropes when the offical is not looking. New Jack may be down with that chinlock but Shane releases the hold. Shane now picks up New Jack and inverted atomic drop. Shane with a kick to the midsection and a DDT. New Jack was driven into the canvas. Another cover. Another count. One, Two, Kickout. Shane Douglas climbs the buckles and hits a diving axhandle to the top of the head of New Jack. Could this do it. One, Two, Kickout. Shane now picks up New Jack and abdominal stretch hooked in. Shane is yelling:"GIVE UP BITCH!" New Jack hiptosses out of him(technical wrestling from New Jack? There is always a first time for everything). Before New Jack can do anything, Shane ballshots him and hits a snap suplex. Shane bridges on the suplex and one, two, kickout. Shane is really getting desperate and he picks up New Jack. He whips him into the ropes. Sleeperhold. This match will continue after this commericial break.

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We are back and Shane has New Jack on the mat with the sleeperhold. The referee checks the arm of New Jack. It lifts and it falls. Thats one. It lifts and it falls. Thats two. If it does it a third time, Shane wins this one with knockout. It lifts and it stays up. New Jack still has something left in him. New Jack is rising to his feet. Shane now is on New Jack's back in a mounted position. New Jack rams Shane into the corner but the referee gets squashed. All three(the competiors plus the referee are down). The crowd heres a ruckus. What the hell is this. Here come Chris Candido and Brian Lee. This is just like last week revisted. New Jack is back up and so is Shane Douglas. Shane Douglas has a pair of knuckledusters but New Jack blocks a shot and takes them away. New Jack k'os Shane with the knuckles. Chris Candido runs in and gets punched with the knuckles as well. Brian Lee now runs in but gets knocked down as well. New Jack now grabs Shane Douglas and is going for the 187. Wait a minute. Jeff Jarrett just shoved New Jack off the buckles. Where did he come from. Shane is up. Belly to Belly suplex. New Jack crashed into the canvas. The referee slowly crawls over and the referee counts. One, Two, Three. Shane Douglas steals another one thanks to his new associate Jeff Jarrett.

Shane Douglas pinned New Jack after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:10:18. Rating: 1/2* (Shane Douglas retained the NAWA world title.)

The Triple Threat plus Jarrett are beating down New Jack. But here comes Terry Funk with a flaming branding iron. Terry Funk hits Douglas and Jarrett but gets attacked by Candido and Lee. The main event is starting right now.

NAWA world tag team titles Norman Smiley and Terry Funk vs Brian Lee and Chris Candido(c)(w/Francine, Jeff Jarrett, and Shane Douglas)

Where is Norman is what I would like to know. Terry Funk is getting stomped down two on one. We look backstage where Norman is laying outside his lockeroom on the concrete with a broken guitar beside him. That damn Jarrett must have done this. Brian Lee and Terry Funk are the legal man. Brian Lee big boots Funk. Terry Funk is a tough old bastard but two on one against the best tag team in the NAWA may be too much.Brian Lee now whips Funk in and clotheslines him. Brian Lee picks up Funk and bodyslam. Brian Lee now drops a leg. Terry Funk is down and tag to Candido. Candido drops a knee. Candido picks up Funk and kick to the midsection. Candido hits a piledriver on Funk. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Candido picks up Terry Funk but Funk fires back with punches to the midsection. Candido puts a stop to that with a knee. Candido now with blows to the back of the head. Candido picks up Funk and whips him into the boot of Brian Lee. The Tag team champions are slowly picking the hardcore legend apart and Shane Douglas must be loving this. Chris Candido now goes for a suplex but Funk punches him in the gut and reverses it. But what can the Funker do. He doesn't have anybody to tag out to because of that backstage attack from Jarrett to Norman. The crowd now pops for some reason and we see Norman slowly limping out holding a guitar handle. That was from the guitar used to tune Norman's head. Funk is reaching for the tag and Norman climbs up and is reaching for the tag. Brian Lee is in however and clubs Funk from behind. Norman trys to run in but the referee holds him back. This allows Lee and Candido to double team the Funker in the corner. Lee now picks up Funk and side slam. Funk quivers on the canvas. Lee with a cover. One, Two, Norman makes the save and once again the referee has to try to get Norman back into the corner. Lee with an illegal chokehold but Norman is trying to break this up and this is causing the ref to not see the abuse that Funk is taking. After 15 second of choking. Lee lifts Funk to his feet. Lee plants Funk like a tree with the Prime Time Slam.

Norman is standing on the apron and Lee big boots him off the ring apron. Lee covers Funk again. One, Two, Thr...foot on the rope. Lee is furious. Lee drags Funk's corspe into the center of the ring. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Lee slaps the mat in frustration and whips Funk in. Lee goes for a corner splash but Funk ducks out of the way. Lee hits post. Funk NEEDS to make the tag. But once again as fate would have it his partner is out of commisioner after getting booted to the floor by Brian Lee. Lee tags Candido and Candido is in. German Suplex release and Funk drops onto the back of his head. Candido now covers Funk. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Candido picks up Funk and whips him him. Running Knee Smash to the face. Candido now hits a falling headbutt. Candido with the cover hooking the leg. One, Two, Thr...Shoulder up. Candido now rakes Funk's face across the ropes. Candido now hits an atomic drop and Candido now hits a double underhook suplex. Candido with a cover with the feet on the ropes. One, Two, Thr...Norman knocks Candido's feet off the ropes. Candido picks up Funk and tags Lee. Candido holds Funk in a full nelson while Lee kicks him in the stomach. Lee grabs Funk by the hair and hits a massive biel to the canvas. Lee now picks up Funk. Fireman's Carry dropped into a gutbuster by Prime Time Brian Lee. Lee now steps over Funk and covers him with a foot on the chest. One, Two, Kickout. Lee with a chokelift and he shakes Funk like a rag doll before tossing him to the mat. Shane Douglas has that evil smirk on his face again at ringside. Lee now runs the ropes but misses an elbowdrop. How Funk had the stregth to roll out of that.

Terry Funk is trying to drag his battered body over to the corner for the tag. Lee is closer. Tag to Candido. Candido grabs Funk's legs. Terry is reaching. Norman is reaching. Terry needs to make the tag. Terry kicks Candido and lunges making the HOT TAG to Norman. Norman is in. Norman hits a dropkick to Candido. Whip into the ropes and spinning bodyslam. Norman ducks down a charge of an interfereing Lee and chop blocks him. Terry Funk now clotheslines Lee to the outside. Terry Funk has gotten a second wind as well. Terry Funk is now climbing up. Dear god. This is a 57-year old man with f*cked up knees. CORKSCREW PLANCHA ONTO LEE. The crowd chants "holy shit". Shane Douglas is up on the apron but Norman knocks him off. Candido rolls up Norman from behind in a reverse cradle but Norman reverses. One, Two, Kickout. Norman now hits a fireman's carry and a backdrop suplex. As Norman runs into the ropes, Francine hooks the leg of Norman. Norman grabs Francine by the hair and drags her into the ring. Norman isn't going to strike a woman. No Norman picks up Francine and hits an atomic drop. Norman will atomic drop a woman however. Francine tumbles over the ropes. Candido now is locked in the Norman Conquest but Douglas has the referee distracted. Jarrett trys to sneak up on Norman from the apron but Norman rushes over. No Jarrett snaps Norman's throat off the ropes. Candido now holds Norman in a full nelson. Jarrett is underneath the ring. He has another one of those aucostic equalizers. Jarrett swings the guitar but NORMAN DUCKS AND CANDIDO EATS THE FULL BLAST. Terry Funk pulls Shane Douglas off the ring apron and runs him into the guardrail. Norman quickly kicks all the pieces out of the ring and punches Jarrett. Jarrett drops to the floor and Norman goes for the Cover. Terry Funk points to the cover and the referee wheels around. One, Two, Three. NEW CHAMPIONS. NEW CHAMPIONS. NEW CHAMPIONS.

Terry Funk and Norman Smiley defeated The New Triple Threat (Brian Lee and Chris Candido) when Smiley defeated Candido via pinfall 0:10:43. Rating: * 3/4 (Terry Funk and Norman Smiley won the NAWA tag team titles.)

Jeff Jarrett looks in the ring and he is in a state of shock. He thought he had everything right but Norman's quickness in ducking the guitar shot caused a fluke win for the unlikely tag team of Funk and Norman. Shane Douglas is cursing out Terry Funk. Norman formally accepts his half of the NAWA tag team titles and Norman stands on the buckle holding up the belt soaking up the cheers. Terry Funk straps the belt around his waist. Terry Funk is the first man to hold belts is FIVE major federations:WCW, WWF, NWA, ECW, and now The NAWA. Copyright is shown as the replay of Norman scoring the pin over Candido is shown.