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People Used8 Booker T
People Mentioned8 The Undertaker and Rob Van Dam
W-L-D8 1-0-0
Titles Held8 Five Time WCW Champion

.::[<| Scene: nWa Ring!|>]::.

([-o-]) nWa Cameras are shown near the ring area..All of a sudden.."Can You Dig It....Suckaaa?!" Blares over the P.A System..The Fans start to cheer as nWa's very own Booker T comes out from the curtains..He walks down the ramp just a slight bit, He raises the roof as The Pyros shoot off.([-o-])

([-o-]) Booker T continues to walk down the ramp..Booker T starts smiling while the Fans still cheer his name..Booker enters the ring..He walks around a little bit and then walks over to the turnbuckle..He climbs it and then starts to pose..He once again rasies the roof, But this time, higher.([-o-])

([-o-])Booker T jumps down..He motions for a mic and then gets ready to speak. He first takes a second to begin..He licks his lips, And rubs his chin.He raises the mic to his mouth, and then speaks.([-o-])

.::[<|"Five Time WCW Champion" Booker T|>]::.
Yo Dawgs, What up? Aight well, I have been backstage, I have been interviewed.I have been at my own home eating a sweet bowle of Beefaroonie, And I have been to the Projects..You see, I've been bored of all that shiznit..I wanted to be back in the middle of this ring! I wanna be back in the middle of all you great fans! Ya hear me!? Ya'll know whats going down Sunday right? Damn, Its tight dawgs..The Booker Man has made it to the last match! The Final Match for the World Title! That's right brotha's, Your's truely, The Five Time wCw Champion has made it to the World Title Match! You all knew It would happen..Hell playa, I knew it was gonna happen..Man I beat The Game.I ended The Game..Just like I said..You should see all the respect I have been getting in the back..People be saying to me.."Yo Book, Great Job man, You did what you said, You ended The Game.." And thats the damn truth! Triple H knew what he was getting into..And now, So will that Sucka Taker, And that fool Rob Van Dam!! I cant believe them two made it as far as me, The Booker Man! I should just be The Champ right about now..Be much eaiser on all them playa haters in the back! Let's start with The Undertaker..Damn Dawg, You sure have a lot of anger built up inside your ass..What the hell has gone wrong in your life..Other then me on Sunday..Taker, You need some Prozack or something like that..I see your depressed..Your upset..Whats up Big Evil? Too much going on in the nWa and you can't handle the pressure? What up, Cant handle the spot light? It aight..Yo Taker, I got a Joke for you dawg..Whats the difference between a Condom and a Coffin? One you come in, The other you go in..And you will be going in a Coffin after this Sunday..It actually makes more sense if ya think bout it..Your The "Dead Man", And you did used to be that Gothic Brotha a while back..So I guess going in a coffin is like taking shit to you..It always happens..I was sitting in the back, And I heard all that smack you be talking about..Damn Taker, You sure do run your mouth a lot..You need to learn a little lesson..And no, Not about "Respect" but about not talking so much shit bout a Black Brotha..I'll Lay The Ghetto-Down on your ass! Yeah thats right, The Ghetto-Down is coming back fool! Taker, You said that I wont be winning this match..Well who in the hell says so, You? I dont give a damn what you say..Quite Frankly Sucka, Anything you say to me goes out one ear out the other..Well, Atleast most of it..I was told I should listen to you though.."Listen To The Undertaker, You might Learn Something." Yeah, Well If you dont listen to The Booker Man, Your ass is gonna get hurt! Undertaker, You had me pissing my pants backstage..I was dying laughing..You said your a Role Model in the nWa..For who? I dont see anyone trying to be some punk ass, Dead Man Walking, Tattood Freak, Seven Foot Doofy Little Cocky SOB!You talk about your 12 Years..12 Years of what? Pain? You had 12 Years back in the WWE..This is nWa, And you havent even lasted Two Months..So before you come in here blabbing on about, "12 Years are under this belt." think before you speak Dawg..Who knows what other people might think of what you said..They might think your saying..12 Years of Pure Humilation Are under this Belt..Ya never know Big Evil! Think your trying to scare me bout your "Decade Of Destruction.." Well I hope your ready for a "Day Of Pain Brought To You In-Part By The Booker Man!" Yeah, Hope you enjoy that long ass title dawg..There is somethings I cant disagree on..You are right..You are Big..Your Bad..But ya see brotha, Just one thing you arent, and thats the best! Oh No Dawg, Did I just Disrespect you? Shit..Looks like im in a loud of trouble now..Aw Naw, Hell Naw, I gone up and disrespected The Dead Man..Yep..Looks like theres no tomorrow now..That's a bunch of BS..Who you trying to scare Big Man? Sure as hell aint me! You are what you say you are Taker, The Dead Man..Because your the only Dead Man come Sunday!"All Hell Breaks Lose When You Disrespect me." Now come on dawg..You dont have that kind of power to unleash hell..Who you trying to fool playa..You dont have all that power to bring out hell and unleash its wrath..What the hell, Do you worship the Devil and do you do some seances and crap? You have problems then..You sure do say some whacked out shit though Taker..You can also control our Dreams..Or as you like to say, Nightmares..What the hell kinda books your reading there Taker? Damn, I think you've been reading things from the Twilight Zone or sumtin..Or it just might be that you watch to many movies..They say those kinda things rot your brain..They must of rotted yours a long ass time ago. You said how your better than Triple H and how I can take that to the bank..Now how am I supposed to do that? I thought your only alloud to bring money to the bank..I never knew you can bring words to the bank..If I knew that, Them damn Bankers would be getting a piece of my mind! So this is my Biggest Match? Your right, It is..Because Its The World Title Match..Not because Im facing you..Oh no, 'Boy'! Hey, It might be my Last Ride, But you never know, It could just be the begginning of the ride, And I might be on it for a long, LONG TIME! And dats the truth sucka! I cant wait to beat The Phenom himself..That would be just off the hook! Not only have I ended The Game, But I will also beat The unbeatable, The Phenom..I can dig that, But can you??

([-o-]) Booker T lowers the mic, And then stares at his hand..Booker T raises the mic to his lips once again, And continues to speak.([-o-])

.::[<|"Five Time WCW Champion" Booker T|>]::.
Aight, Well now I have to talk about some punk Ron Van Dam..This Cracker thinks he is "Cool?" Please, Aint noboday cooler than The Booker Man! I was told that Barley Legal is gonna be a Five Star Show..Why? Because Ron Van Dam is gonna be in it? Well wouldnt ya know..He's a Five Star Show, And Im A Five Time wCw Champion!! Five plus Five is Ten, So Sucka, Its a Ten Star Show Now! Sunday is gonna be off the hook, For real dawgs! Oooo Ron what are you gonna do to me, Van Terminate me? Im so scared..I dont want to be Van Terminated..Yet alone, I dont want to be Van Dominated..Or, Frog Splashed..Or Rolling Thundered..Nor do I wanna be Split Legged Moonsaulted on..Jesus friggin cryste Dawg, How many trademarks you have? You have like 10 Billion Finishers, You still cant pull of a simple win though..You also have a shit load of names..RVD..Rob Van Dam..Whole F'N Show..Mr.Monday Night..Mr.PPV..Well your not Mr.Sunday Night, Because Sucka, I am fool! Thats right, Booker T, Mr. Sunday Night! You know I was just exagerating a minute ago..Im not scared of you brotha, not a bit, not even an tiny winny little bit..Not at all Sucka! RVD, You havent even shown your ugly face yet..Where you been, Getting your Hair Done?? Better yet, Your tights..You always have new damn design on your clothes..Atleast we know you change. No body wants a smelly opponent, That just wrong dawg..RVD, Im gonna touch base with you on tomorrow night aight? Goes a little like this..Ima kick your white boy ass..And then im gonna kick The American Bad Ass's ass..Book-End you in the middle of ring, Scissor Kick Taker in the middle of the ring, Pin both your ass's, And guess what dawg?! I'll be the first ever nWa Champions!! Now that Sucka, Is Tight! Sunday Night, Is The Book's night! It's all about The Book now! The Whole F'N Show wont be able to match up against The Whole F'N Book! I want this title more than you can imagine..I worked my ass off to get to where I am..And I wont fail! Dawg, I wont let my homies down..All the people in the hood are counting on me! They are saying to me.."Book, Get us out of The Projects..Come on brotha, Put us in a nice crib." But I cant do that! Nwa aint paying The Booker Man enough to support all his dawgs..But when I win that World Title..nWa ratings will sky rocket..Because The Five Time wCw Champion will now become a One time nWa Champion..My merchandise will be sold out..Tickets will be bought, All to see me, Booker T! And thats when more money will be in my wallet..Thats when all the ladies will chase me..I'll be bling blinging dawg! I can get all my homies a crib, and some! RVD, do you think Im gonna let you hold me back? Aw hell naw dawg, Im gonna run right over you playa..Before you know it..Booya, And Then I Getcha! Listen RVD, I suggest that we stay cool tomorrow night..We got some business to take care of first, Like The Undertaker..I say, We take that Sucka out, And then, We fight it out..Now, I dont need your help, But the quicker the better..Hell, Who knows, You might be first to go, And then I'll take care of that American Jackass Taker myself..Who needs you anyways..I noticed that, RVD, You are a Pot Head..Yup..You are..Pot aint good dawg..Naw, You shouldnt be doing that..I remember you from ECW.."RVD 420." You think your cool huh? Because you smoke a little cannabis..A little marijuana. Half the population does that shit, And they complain that our Intellegence Is low.Hmmm, wonder why..I never touched that stuff in my life..My mama woulda whooped my ass..What kind of role model are you RVD, Smoking Weed..Kills your brain cells you know..You can put it like this too...Crack Kills..Thats probably why your in this match..You dont think before you act..Hell, You probably cant..My Dad used to be a Pot Head..He said the devil makes him do it..My ass, After a few years I knew what was going on..My old man just sits in his reclyner now..He is like Ozzy, Just not on all that medication. He spaced out..Damn fool dont understand a word you say..Kinda like you..Youll be spaced out after I hit you with that Harlem Hangover..Your ass will be knocked the hell out! Rob, Taker, Both of you..The Booker Man cant lose this..It'll make me look bad to all the brothers back home..They are depending on me..My Momma is depending on me..All my Ten Girlfriends are depending on me..Yeah thats right..I too have my Bootay Calls..Im depending on me sucka! Rob, You aint nothing but a Half Baked Low Rate Superstar..And its time for you to realize that..ITS SPINAROONIE TIME!! Nah, Just playing..Thats its My Time..Not yours..Not Takers..Mine sucka! This is where The Booker Man becomes serious..Im gonna win..And there's not a damn thing anyone in the nWa can do about it..
Now Can You Dig That..Sucka!

([-o-]) Booker T drops his mic.."Can You Dig It" Plays over the P.A System Again..The Fans cheer..Booker T raises his hand to the fans..He then raises the roof..He looks at his hand..But this time he holds up one finger..Signaling One Time nWa Champion..He shakes his head and then drops to one knee..He falls to the matt and does the spinaroonie..He gets back up, And exits the ring..He slowly walks up the ramp..He walks to the backstage area as cameras fade to commercial.([-o-])