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*Heather and Shorty McFly are seen in Kid Xtreme's Lockerroom playing Monopoly*

Shorty McFly: Heather, I notice that you're the thimble and I'm the cannon...

Heather: Your so observant Shorty...

Shorty McFly: Well than can I take my cannon and fire it into your hole?

Heather: Shorty!

Shorty McFly: What!?

*Kid Xtreme then enters the room*

Kid Xtreme: Hey all, what's the down low?

Heather: Shorty just tried to...

Shorty McFly: Just tried to tell Heather that she can have all my money and that she wins!

Heather: I won! Yay!

Kid Xtreme: Okay...Anyways you guys should just check out this new promo video I had made. Shorty go put this in my VCR.

Shorty McFly: Okay!

*With that Shorty McFly pops the video into the VCR as Kid Xtreme sits on the couch and Heather finds a spot on his lap. Shorty sits down on the floor Indian Legged style and looks at the TV with eyes all big. Then the opening of the video begins to play...*

*Then Kid Xtreme's voice can be heard during the intro

Kid Xtreme: The time is now that the True Champion is revealed. The time is now that the EWF will witness the rise of the Rock Superstar. The time is now for the New F'n Breed Of Xtreme. The time is now...

*Then a series of clips where Kid Xtreme is using all of his favorite moves including the San Diego Hi-Fi, KXS2002, Kid Korrupter, Xtreme Measures and the X-Driver. Then there the screen goes black and it says, STARRING: KID XTREME, then there is a shot of Kid Xtreme. Then it says ALSO STARRING: HULK HOGAN, then there is a shot of Kid Xtreme dressed like Hulk Hogan. Then the screen goes black again and it says THE ROCK, then there is a clip of Kid Xtreme dressed like the Rock. Then the screen goes black once more and then it says, AND BILL CLINTON. Then there is a shot of Kid Xtreme dressed like Bill Clinton. Then the screen goes black again and the words RIGHT ON come up on the screen and that fades out to a shot of Kid Xtreme*

Shorty McFly:WOW! How did you get all those stars to play in your movie Kid?

Kid Xtreme: Shorty! Shut-up and watch the movie!

*The setting is all four "men" sitting around a table playing cards. There are shots of all four men at the table and Kid Xtreme begins to talk*

Kid Xtreme: Hey Hulk, got any fours?

Hulk Hogan: Nah brother, go fish!

The Rock: Hey Billy, do you have any fives?

Bill Clinton: Why yes...

The Rock: It doesn't matter if you have any fives! The fact of the matter is that the millions! And millions of The Rock's fans all know that I'm the greatest wrestler of all time! If ya smell! What the Rock! Is cookin'!?

Bill Clinton: Ok...

Kid Xtreme: Hey guys I'm kinda worried about this Friday when I have to face Deathscythe for the EWF Northern Title. What do you think?

Hulk Hogan: Worried, why!?

Kid Xtreme: Well, Deathscythe is an awesome wrestler and has an even greater reputation, I'm not sure I can handle it.

The Rock: Kid! The Rock says you need to shut your damn mouth and listen up! If there is anybody in the wrestling world that is more electrifying than the Great One himself, it's you Kid Xtreme, you!

Kid Xtreme: Alright, right on.

Hulk Hogan: Kid Xtreme, you are the Rock Superstar, you are the Living Legend, you might be the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. Kid you're bigger than Hulkamania! You've started Xtrememania!

Kid Xtreme: Right on.

Bill Clinton: Kid, you are a ladies man! Hell you get more poon than I do! And I was the President! The ladies dig the President you know. You're the wrestling icon, the nation's symbol, a great rolemodel for all kids! You're the EWL World Heavyweight Champion and the XCW World Heavyweight Champion!

Kid Xtreme: Right on.

Hulk Hogan: Kid you have Double Gold! And this Friday Night it's gonna be all about Triple Gold! Kid you were born to hold all the gold, you were born to be the greatest brotha! Kid you are the Immortal One, you are the icon!

Kid Xtreme: Right on.

The Rock: Kid you just might be the next Great One! I mean you do have Billions!

Hulk Hogan: And Billions!

The Rock: Of Kid Xtreme fans all chanting your name!

Hulk Hogan: Kid Xtreme! Kid Xtreme! Kid Xtreme!

Bill Clinton: I didn't do it! I didn't do it!

*Everyone looks at "Bill Clinton".*

Bill Clinton: I didn't do it, cause Kid Xtreme is the greatest!

Kid Xtreme: Okay...Right...On...

The Rock: Yeah! Right On!

Kid Xtreme: Um...Rock. No, that is my line.

The Rock: Sorry.

Kid Xtreme: It's okay Rock. So are you all gonna be there Friday Night?

The Rock: Sorry, I'm filming Scorpion King 2: The Mummy Strikes Back!

Kid Xtreme: That doesn't make any sense at all!

The Rock: I know, but it pays a hundred million for the job.

Kid Xtreme: Right on.

Bill Clinton: I can't make it Kid, I'm banging some of my assistants that night.

Kid Xtreme: Right on.

Hulk Hogan: And I have to relive my glory days...

Kid Xtreme: Right on.

*Kid Xtreme then looks directly into the camera.*

Kid Xtreme: Deathscythe, come this Friday, I, the Rock Superstar, Kid Xtreme will rise to the top once again. And make Extreme Wrestling Federation history as I become the first man to ever hold Triple Gold! Triple Gold! Triple Gold! After a San Diego Hi-Fi from the top ropes and I cover you for the three count. And the referee raises my hand in victory, I'll stand above your body holding the very thing that you could never obtain. The object of every wrestler's desire, three championship belts. The XCW World Championship, the EWL World Championship and the EWF Northern Championship. I will go down as the greatest wrestler the EWF has ever seen! I'll be the greatest wrestler the world has ever seen! And don't feel to bad Deathscythe, you can consider yourself apart of history. Apart of the Kid Xtreme history. You'll be the very first ass kicking that I ever give out in the EWF! And don't think I'm gonna stop there! After I have Triple Gold! Triple Gold! Triple Gold! I will be after Quadruple Gold! Quadruple Gold! Quadruple...well you get the idea by now. Friday night will mark the start of the Kid Xtreme winning streak in the EWF, a winning streak that will last until the day I retire. A streak that will even make Bill Goldberg's seem achievable. I'm proposing to go through the rest of my EWF career as one thousand and zero. During this time I will make sure to not only defeat, but destroy every single opponent I face! And lucky you Deathscythe, this Friday Night at Fallout, the count starts with you. The New F'n Breed of Xtreme will emerge as the EWF Northern Champion, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it! Now let's play some Go Fish!

Bill Clinton: Oh Boy! We get to play Ho Fish!

*The video stops with Kid Xtreme looking at "Bill Clinton" like he's a complete moron. We go back to the Kid Xtreme locker room where Shorty seems awed.*

Shorty McFly: Wow Kid! That was the best movie ever. Even better than Harry Potter and I saw that one a million times! I only saw this one once and I think it's great!

*Shorty turns around as Kid Xtreme is not answering to his statement. Kid Xtreme and Heather making out on the couch.*

Kid Xtreme: Hey Shorty I'm kinda busy here, you wanna take this sign and put it on the door and go get me another soda?

Shorty McFly: Okay!

*Kid Xtreme gives Shorty the sign which reads "Stay Out-Having Sex!" and a dollar. Shorty then leaves the room and the camera fades out on Kid Xtreme and Heather making out*