*The back seems very quite. The arena can be heard though in the hallways. Walking down the narrow hallway emerges a figure. The figure is Shorty McFly. In hand he has a piece of paper and a smile on his face. Shorty walks all the way down to the end of the hallway to Kid Xtreme's locker room which is indicated o by a sign that says: "Rock Superstar" Kid Xtreme. Shorty reaches into his pocket and unlocks the door. He puts the key back in his pocket and reaches on his tippy-toes to open the door. Inside Kid Xtreme is seen on his black leather couch watching a EWF Home DVD entitled "Right On: Kid Xtreme's Greatest Matches" The match shown is that of when Kid Xtreme battled for the EWL Intercontinental Championship against his former enemy Hot Stuff. In the match Kid Xtreme lifts Hot Stuff into a powerbomb and drops him down with a stunner.*
Kid Xtreme: Kid Korrupter! You know Shorty that used to be my finishing move. Oh man those were the days, ya know. When Kid Xtreme and Champion were considered to be the same word. Remember the good times we used to have in the EWL and the XCW? Oh man, what I wouldn't give to have another chance for gold. Things have been kinda slow as of late. I'm looking to pick them back up at Wrestlebrawl. Maybe when the matches are announced I?ll have a title match!
Shorty McFly: But Kid! The card came out yesterday! You?re in the Double Main Event against The Franchise for the vacant EWF World Heavyweight Championship! It's written right here on the official Wrestlebrawl I card!
Kid Xtreme: Let me see that!
*With that Kid Xtreme yanks the paper from shorty and reads the letter?
EWF Tag Team Championship
Kid Xtreme and Deathscythe
Vs.
DNN and Bruiser
EWF Hardcore Championship
Impact (Champion)
Vs.
Tommy Belmont
Vs.
Obnoxio the Clown
Vs.
Angel
Grudge Match
Brian Damage
Vs.
Cajun Misfit
Kid Xtreme continues to examine the piece of paper and then gets and angry look. He then closes his eyes for moments as if he was meditating or focusing on something.*
Shorty McFly: Kid are you alright? Can I get you some water or something?
Kid Xtreme: Shorty, this is big. Real big. In just four days time The Franchise and I will step into the ring in what will go down as probably one of the greatest matches in EWF history! Then to add to the pressure Deathscythe and I will be teaming up to face DNN and his partner Bruiser. Shorty I don?t think water is going to help me right now. For the first time in my life I'm actually nervous about what might happen at Wrestlebrawl. What I mean is I'm scared of what I'm going to put my body through at Wrestlebrawl. I've been known to give a 150% at every show I fight and 175% at the pay per views. But Shorty, this is big. My adrenalin is going, my heart is pumping, I'm actually shaking. At Wrestlebrawl I will be facing my former protégé DNN and his new partner Bruiser. DNN you are about to be taught a lesson by the teacher. I have held Tag Team Championships in four different federations. On Saturday I intend to raise that number to five. DNN you may be a monster in size, but you are just a dumbass when it comes to the ring. All the respect I had for you, gone. This is the big one and no one puts on a show for the big one like Kid Xtreme. With Deathscythe in my corner, the world will witness the rise of the first ever EWF Tag Team Champions, The Icons. Deathscythe and I are the Icons of the EWF and the rest of the wrestling world. Never in a million years would anyone imagine a team such as Deathscythe and I step into the ring together. They will all remember the night that Kid Xtreme and Deathscythe teamed up and destroyed DNN and Bruiser with the Falling Faith, our devastating Powerbomb/Somersault Neckbreaker off the top ropes combination. Cause your faith will fall, along with your bodies at Wrestlebrawl. In the words of my partner "Death Tolls Bitch, And Your Time Is Up!"
Shorty McFly: Kid, um who exactly are you talking too?
Kid Xtreme: Shorty did you not notice Cameraman Mike follow you into the room!?
Shorty McFly: Oh, I just thought it was a kid who wanted to take a picture with you or something.
Kid Xtreme: With a ten thousand dollar video camera!?
Shorty McFly: Well I guess that would be a little weird huh?
Kid Xtreme: Yeah it would be. Anyways. Shorty looking at this card I'm wondering what the EWF was thinking when they made some of these matches? I mean c'mon who wants to see Brian Damage and Cajun Misfit fight anyways? I mean honestly I'd rather watch a fat man trying to jump for a Cupcake on a shelf that he just quite can't reach. I mean at least the rolls he makes are hypnotizing. Brian Damage and Cajun Misfit are like the Detroit Lions, not just because they don't win. But because the fact that nobody wants to watch them. In my opinion a good time to get some refreshments from the snack stand. Nothing goes down better than a nice cold Pepsi.
*Just then the lights in the room brighten and dancers run in from the bathroom. Britney Spears then walks dancing and the damn Pepsi song from the commercials begin to play. Britney then lip sinks to the song (like she doesn't in real life?). When the song is over she leaves*
Kid Xtreme: Alright? What the hell was that!?
Shorty McFly: Alright you know what gets me every time about that? The fact that at the end of the song I don't have a Pepsi? Where's my Pepsi Bitch!?
*Britney Spears then walks back in and makes a pose*
Britney Spears: Pepsi! For those who think young!
*She then leaves. Leaving a blank expression on both Kid Xtreme's and Shorty McFly's faces.*
Kid Xtreme: Alright! Either she has no life what so ever, or I'm really high!
Shorty McFly: Nah, we smoked all the weed last night. Everything still looks like igloos, but I'm pretty sure that was Britney Spears? And where's my Pepsi Bitch! That's it, you know what I'm sorry Kid, talk to Cameraman Mike. I need to take care of some business?
*Shorty then goes to his bag and pulls out a nightstick and a black garbage bag*
Shorty McFly: Kid, if you see me on Cops, make a copy for my mom. She'd be so proud. I gotta go get me a Pepsi!
*Shorty then leaves*
Cameraman Mike: Okay, that is the scariest midget that I have seen in my entire life.
Kid Xtreme: Right on.
Cameraman Mike: Well anyways Kid, since you have this time. What are your thoughts on being in the main event at Wrestlebrawl?
Kid Xtreme: Mike what are my thoughts? What are my thoughts? No one has ever out performed Kid Xtreme in a Main Event. I always come out as the winner. And never once in my life have a lost a match that involves the World Championship. And on Saturday night it will be no different. Franchise walks around running his mouth about how he is the Franchise of the EWF. He has CEO Savage promoting him more than a movie trailer. Savage brings in Franchise and hypes him up like he's Hulk Hogan or Ric Flair, or somebody who actually matters. Franchise may be the Franchise of the EWF. But I'm the Rock Superstar of the EWF. I am the Cornerstone of the EWF. I am the glue that holds this damn company together. I am the one everyone pays their good hard earned money to come see. There is no one that has ever been able to out perform me in an event like this. Franchise has all this hype behind him. I?m never going to back down from anyone. After I hit the Kidtastrify, the Flying X-Ecution or the Falling Star Franchise will be just another victim of the Kid Xtreme hit list. In just four days time I will rise above the rest, I will become the EWF World Heavyweight Champion!
*As Kid Xtreme is finishing footsteps can be heard by the door. Britney Spears then walks in carrying Shorty on her right hip as a mother would her baby. Shorty and Britney are smiling. They then begin to make out in front of Kid Xtreme and Mike.*
Kid Xtreme: What the hell are you doing! I thought you said you were gonna kill her!?
*Shorty then stops and Britney sets him down.*
Shorty McFly: Yeah well?I was gonna do that but she?s so freaking hot! I mean look at her! Plus I can do stuff with my little body that that little pussy from N'Sync can't if you know what I mean?
Kid Xtreme: Well that was the most disgusting thing that I have ever heard in my life.
Shorty McFly: I'm gonna go now. Britney is really wants her Small Fry. That's code for me.
*With that Shorty hops back up on Britney in his original place. He waves goodbye to Kid Xtreme and Mike. Mike and Kid looks at eachother with blank expressions. The camera fades out*
