_-_- Kevin "nWo's KingDon" Nash-_-

[-Big Guy's Thoughts -]

[- It's My Day, we all know what that means, Your Gonna Get Smackdown, now for Kevin Nash, that means a lot, it's a known fact he has been the most Successful nCw and well it's known also that he is annoyed by all of the stupid Wrestlers In nCw Kevin Nash has been on edge with his co-workers, managers and with His Jimmy I Mean Son... When you truly put your all into a hand job I Mead Federation and have it Not Effect You, what would you do? If he wins against Big Show he Wil Be Able To finally get on the roster, but if he loses someone else gets on the roster... Kevin Nash will stop at nothing to be at the top of the roster...

OOC:- Good Luck.. Some mean rps for this match so it will be good to see the results... Enjoy this it took 4hrs to do.. so yeah feedback would be nice at CubianGrass@cs.com... thanx ~Seppi~

[- End Big Guy's Thoughts -]

<-|-| Scene 1 - SmackDown.. HardCore Brawl! -|-|->

The camera shows The N.W.O In The Back Making A Loud Rukkus Of Noises As Randy Savage Is Hear Saying His Claim To Fame “OOOOOHHH Brother” AS A Loud Bash Of A Balloon Inflating

Kevin Nash nWo's Big Sexy!

Syxx ~nWo's Pac
I've seen that look before... Kev what have you got planned? We know you're going to win, why the weird look...?

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
Yeah Chico, what's with the weird psycho look? I mean you don't need weapons to win this thing, what the hell is that?

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
*looks down at the cloth and then back at the nWo boys* It's something I plan to 'talk' to Heyman with... I mean he must know what I will do to keep this title of mine... He doesn't know who the hell he's messing with... He'll see with my little display tonight... I need both your help with that... It's evil and mean that's why I know I have you two backing me up... *smirks* It's a pre-match display... But for now I have to go and speak to my manager....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Who is your manager? Didn't you tell us before?

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
No Syxx I didn't, it's up to her to reveal herself, not me... I promised her that much....

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
I know who it is, Kevin told me before, but I swore not to say anything with cameras here and shit... He'll tell ya later Syxx... Let's just say he's recent 'behaviour' is a result on going more hardcore....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Say no more, I know who it is already... But you sure she will work for you man? I don't know what you want to 'display' tonight but you have me watching your back and I'll help ya out man, just let me know what you want to do...

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
Yeah Chico I'm there too... Just let me know what you want me to do..... I'm there... I mean I've only got a match against loser Chicos anyway Nash, I know you have something great planned by the look on your face.....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah thanks dudes, I'll talk to you both later I have to talk to my manager.... But I'll let you know later ok, before my ring promo....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Well I am ready for my match anyway, The Rock thinks he'll win, I aint sung live before except Back in Black by Ac/Dc and well I think we did a great job, Rocky has no chance....*smirks*

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
I played that bass like there was no tommorrow, I was obviously what made you sound better Chico...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Yeah Right, keep telling yourself that Chico! *starts laughing* I sung not you... *smirks* But thanks for the help anyway... I can tell ya that Rocky has another thing coming if he thinks I wont kick his ass at Guilty as Charged and keep my IC title...

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
Well Guilty as Charged means that we all end up with titles, me and Nash get the Tag titles, you with your IC Syxx and me with the World Title... It'll be TOO SWEET Chico! *smirks at Nash*

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
TOO SWEEET! is my line, get your own Chico *smirks* We will win cause we deserved to win... We shoud've won last time and well we got cheated by those two weasles, not again Scott, Not Again! I'm getting a new view in life, nWo 4 Life, fuck the rest! nWo style only!

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Well that's great to know you've woken up at last... *smirks* No worries about Guilty as Charged, it'll be nWo's Guilty as Charged that's for sure....

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
These Chicos out back gotta realise that WE make SmackDown, not them... If it wasn't for nWo then there would be no SmackDown! It's nWo's time to shine again... Guess it's about time they learnt that too!

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Too True Scott, Too True... It's as simple as that... But now I really have to meet her, she'll be furious I am late you know.... Scott, you and Syxx will cop the blame for my lateness... *smirks* But I really must go... If I don't see you two before SmackDown airs.. Good Luck.. Not that nWo ever needs it, we rule SmackDown...

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
That's true Chico and we will rule Guilty as Charged also! See ya later Chico... Take care... Keep me updated on your 'plans'

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
That is true... See ya later Nash, don't forget to let me know what you want me to do.... Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
No worries about the 'plan' just be ready ok? *Syxx and Scott nod heads* I'll see you both later... Bye!

Kevin Nash leaves the locker room still with the parcel under his arm, he crosses the corridor and walks further up till he arrives at the locker room of an unknown wrestler or wrestling personality, he goes to knock but the door swings open, the dark room is illuminated by a single t.v it's on and a display of Batista's wrestling ability is on the t.v, there is no one seated at the desk, but as Nash walks in and closes the door a voice floats to him as it usually does in this kinds of situations.... He stiffens in the darkness as the voice freaks him out but once he hears it he relaxes and places the parcel on the table nearby....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Sit Down Nash... I see you found what I left in the store room for you earlier...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yes, I did boss... It's here.. *puts his hands on the parcel* It wasn't too hard to find.....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
I've been watching over Batista's and the other wrestlers in this match-up's wrestling abilities and I have to say that except the mystery person the information I gave you earlier was absolutely correct... That hour or so we came back here after training and I went over my notes with you, it was worth it... I wasn't 100% sure but we both know that I like being precise and now I can satisfactory say it is precise....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Kewl, thanks... I can't wait till later to show WmE, how HardCore Kevin Nash can be....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
I was sure just a little hint and push in the right direction and you'd do what is needed to be done... Paul Heyman needs to know how you feel on this matter and that parcel is step one to showing what you can truly do and what YOU SHOULD do if pushed the wrong way....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah, Heyman that fat rolly polly beach ball wont know what hit him when I have finished with him... He'll wish he never let me return to wrestling... I will make sure things are thrown into dissarray by me being here... From now on it's nWo and Kevin Nash style 4 LIFE!

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well I don't care too much for nWo, but Kevin Nash 4 LIFE is the way it should be... Do WHATEVER you want to do, WHEN you want to... HOW you want to! It's all about you being the best and with me managing you I will make sure you're the best, they aint seen nothing till I have shown them what levels you can achieve and trust me there is ALOT more you can do.... You're doing great but you and I both know there is more to you...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah that's true, after the ring promo I promise no one will look at me the same again! Kevin Nash is going up in the world and believe me there aint nothing NO-ONE can do to stop me! Not Heyman, Not no Jobber wrestlers that are non-nWo or anyone in the arena... With nWo at my side I will reign supreme of WmE, oh and of course you... I want to thank you for being my manager and taking the job on....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well as I said, I wouldn't be here unless I thought you were championship material, and believe me after what Heyman did to you, it will be nothing compared to what you have planned for him and the other owners of WmE.....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Exactly boss, I can't wait, just wait till I have finished with them, they wont know what to expect....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well before your ring promo I think you should take one more look over the tapes I have copied for you....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
OK, kewl boss, where do I start? *smirks* I don't have popcorn though....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Here I thought of that... a REWARD you could say for all the hard work.... *hands a popcorn box to him, it's a super size and smells of hot buttered popcorn, he eats some enjoying the taste*

The hand that gave him the popcorn was slender, with long red fingernails and before any more distinguishing features are seen it dissappears behind the t.v's glare back into the dark recesses of the room, Nash munches on the popcorn as the camera slowly pulls away letting manager and wrestler train their minds more for their matches.. The Scene has another scheduled break...

The camera returns to Kevin Nash as he appears to have finished his popcorn, the t.v is a blur full of static and he appears to be snoozing, the manager too can be heard sleeping, suddenly she wakes up, this is known as her soft breathing ceases and she knocks over something onto the floor, this 'smashing' noise wakes Nash up who jumps to his feet.. He looks around then relaxes a little more as the voice starts talking to him again....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Ok, so where were we? *Yawns* I remember doing the training on Lance Storm then got soo bored I must've fallen asleep...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well I remember you telling me about his life and I think I fell asleep a long time before you... *smirks* Lance is truly boring it's true! But he was the last one thank god! I can't wait just to take those losers out! Those Jobbers want to try me, they aint seen a monster like Big Sexy get pissed off!

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Yeah that's true, I saw you once in WwE with HHH and boy did you do a number on him... I am thankful I aint in the match tonight... Thankful indeed... So why don't you go and get ready for the 'display' we have planned...?

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Will do boss... So what about your match this week, you've been training haven't you? I mean I don't want you to lose cause you helped me soo much... *smirks* You're a good wrestler but even good wrestlers need help....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well I have enough to tend to with my enemies, but I at least have a decent partner so that is good... As for how the match will play, we will win cause I am there, it's as simple as that.... Just watch and see....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Yeah I will... I can't wait... I want to see you in action, I mean I don't fully watch the Divas since me and Stacy broke up, but I will now that your my manager and that you are there....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Well I plan to use the same mentality I used with you, aslong as they aren't in my tag or stable, if I form one then I will plow through those cheap hookers, lesbians, low-lifes and whatever else gutter trash bimbo or bitch gets in my way... I am the future of the Diva's section, there aint nothing no one can do about that!

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
That's a great idea boss... I can't wait to see you get the Woman's title, It's just a matter of time...

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Indeed it is only a matter of time... I can't wait to show the Diva's what a true champion is......

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
And I will watch your back if any bitches want to mess with you, I wont hit them cause I don't hit girls but I can incapacitate them so that they wont cause much more problems for you....

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Thanks, I will be in your corner so you know if anything goes wrong I am there to make it right... Also I don't mind if you hit a few woman for me, I mean I don't need the help but I know that they will when you finish taking their heads off with a punch or clothesline....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
That's Bradshaw with the Clothesline from Hell... Not me... But I have to go and get the guys ready for later... Are you going to come or are you going to get ready for your match tonight?

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
I'll stay and grab my own popcorn and watch what is about to unfold, I wouldn't mind seeing Heyman's face when you're done... *laughs* It will be a picture that I will promise to burn into my memory whenever I need a laugh...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Well I will do my best, let's say the plan I have will indeed make sure Heyman shows his face tonight, wherever that jobber is hiding, he's been hiding since announcing I was defending my title and then retiring the title after the match...

Kevin's ~??????~ Manager
Sounds like Heyman alright... Well I'll watch and don't be surprised it Kentucky Fried Heyman doesn't turn up... Anyway get going... *laughs* I've got shit to do...

Kevin leaves through the door he entered before, he has the parcel still under his arm, it's sometime later as the sky lights above in the Compaq Centre, Houston Texas show it to be mid afternoon, early evening, the lights are starting to slowly dim in the sky..... Kevin continues walking back to nWo's locker room, he opens the door and sees Syxx and Scott lacing their boots up, they smirk when they see Nash, he walks in....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Good timing Nash, we were about to come find you, it's 4pm dude another 4hrs till SmackDown... So what's the plan? What are we trying to do?

Kevin Nash closes the door as murmurs are heard through it, the cameraman tries to open the door but Kevin Nash's voice is heard raised, he tells the cameraman to bugger off before he cops a head butt.. The cameraman quickly pulls his hand away and leaves the area in search of a better more nicer person to view, the camera meanwhile fades to another commercial as the scene changes....

Kevin Nash, Syxx and Scott Hall leave the locker room minutes later, the three walk the back corridor, Nash has his sadistic look on his face, he has his 'parcel' in his hand, Scott and Syxx are on either side of him, Da Bad Guy Scott Hall has his patented 'toothpick' in his mouth and is looking pretty mean too, Syxx looks more relaxed as if he is just going along for the ride, they get to near the backstage area, the entrance to the arena to be precise, Nash signals Scott, Scott comes over and Nash speaks then....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Scott, you remember you're part? You know what to get?

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
Yeah Chico, no worries, Da Bad Guy has the perfect place to get... *Nash covers Scott's mouth cause the cameraman is near, a few seconds later he removes his hand* Sorry Chico, almost spilt the beans....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
No Baked Beans I hope... *smirks then starts laughing as the other two smirk*

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
That's a good one, but it's getting off track, now Syxx you know your part?

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Yeah I know my part man, no worries there, I know what to do... It's child's play....

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
Yeah you are a child Chico... *smirks* I know what it's like babysitting with you around... *Syxx and Scott laugh as Kev smirks then stops himself*

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
STOP IT! *smirks* We have to concentrate here... Scott can you go and do that thing for me please?

Scott ~nWo's Da Bad Guy~ Hall
OK, I'll be back in about 20mins... Just give me the signal I will be waiting out the back....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Thanks mate.... I'll let you know when I am ready no worries, now Syxx you ready or what? *smirks*

Kevin looks at Syxx as Scott farewells them and leaves to wherever he is going, the camera focuses back on Syxx as he starts replying to Nash's comment...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Yeah aren't I always ready? *smirks* Give me two minutes then follow me out ok?

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Will do Syxx and thanks for the back-up bro.....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
*shakes Nash's hand* nWo for Life brother remember that....

Kevin slaps Syxx on the back almost knocking him over as the camera watches Syxx run behind the curtain as NNNN.... EEE.....WWWW WWWWW...OOO..RRRR...LLLL...DDDD... OOOO...RRR...DDDD...EEE....RRRRRR! hits the P.A as Syxx's entrance is herald by boos and hissing from the fans, Nash smirks as he waits, the camera cuts into the arena... as it does a SmackDown commercial comes up....

The cameras dim, the lights go dead as the P.A explode with the sudden extreme volume of one theme that cuts the rest to shreds... It's words react the fans every time it utters in the arena, tonight the show appears to be a packed house in the Compaq Centre, Houston Texas....

NNN...EEEE...WWWWWW WWWWW....OOOOO....RRRRR...LLLL.....DDDDD OOOO....RRRRR....DDDDD...EEEEEEEE....RRRRR!!!!!

Suddenly the lights turn on and Pyros of blue and silver explode on the ramp as KEVIN NASH appears on the screen as Kevin Nash, Big Sexy appears on the top of the ramp, the fans boo and throw trash onto the walkway, he walks down the ramp, the camera zooms into not the title belt around his waist but the item in his hand, it is a sledgehammer, it appears this was the item that he was carrying earlier, Nash continues down towards the ring, sliding under he grabs the mic, it's then that the camera shows the commentary table it's Funaki SmackDown's number 1 reporter doing commentary with an unusual interviewer, it's Syxx... Syxx is smirking and clapping Big Sexy as he struts around the ring....

Kevin salutes the crowd that boo louder as he laughs and grabs a mic.. He looks pissed off as he lays the sledgehammer down in the corner and puts the mic to his lips to speak....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP FLAPPING YOUR RED NECK TRAPS! I'M SICK OF LISTENING TO YOU'RE STUPID COMMENTS... SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm here tonight to talk about my 'HardCore Brawl' the one match Heyman has stacked to try and make sure I don't win... He should know better but he'll learn later the error of his ways... Now onto tonight, well what can I say, it's sad to see the title I have held for consecutive months go into retirement, why? Well it aint my fault, it's those hopeless wrestlers out the back that caused my title to go into retirement, their crappiness and being less skilled than a checkout chick at K-Mart has meant that I have to retire the title after winning it one last time... Heyman made a big mistake retiring this but fat fucks like him aren't worried about things like that, all he thinks about is where his next bag of lollies are coming from...

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
That.. I think.. Is not nice... Kevin San, he should... becareful what he.. says to Big Boss Heyman...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
What are you going on about Funaki dude? That's the truth Heyman is a fat turd...

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Funaki.. Number 1 Reporter... thinks he knows not.. what Turd means?

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Err.. ok, well it's another word for shit Funaki, what Heyman and most non-nWo are...

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Ahh... Funaki Number 1 Reporter knows what.. Turd is now.. Thanks Syxx San...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
No worries Funaki dude, now shut up and let my big bro talk ok....

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Heyman.. Is not.. Turd.. Heyman pays wage... Kevin San is rude... so is Syxx San..

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Oh, shut up Funaki, let's get back to Kevin....

Kevin had been watching and started laughing at Funaki... He then turns back after Syxx gives him the 'thumbs up' signal... Kevin then turns back to the continuously booing crowd and talks....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
If you're not going to shut up I guess I'll continue with my ring promo... That jobber Heyman it seems has gotten Funaki that reporter with sushi for brains at the ringside cause he don't trust my pal Cole out here when I am talking but that doesn't bother me... I mean I don't need friends around, though Syxx being here makes things run smoother, thanks man....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Anytime brother, keep going this is great!

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
OK, well it only gets better Syxx... Now let me first talk about my match tonight, me and ten other men for this title here *points at the title* I guess it's kinda sad to put MY title to rest, but I want to explain that it will still be mine after tonight and when it's retired it's coming home to nWo where it belongs.... It's retired but it is still MINE! I'm planning something big for later tonight but now it's time for Jobber's... That's right I am going to talk the Smack that will knock my enemies off their feet, I mean being against me is already a "1" in their loss column anyway but I guess being ten men in the ring with me I can at least say a little something about each... Where do I start? Do I start from the shittest to the best? But then again they're all shit anyway... What about from dumbest to smartest? Damn, again they're all dumb... What about ugliest... Damn! Can't do that either, they're all ugly... I've got to get smarter, skillful and better looking enemies... *smirks* But let me start with the first name that comes to mind, please trinatron light up with the first enemy on my hit list....

The camera pans to the trinatron and a picture suddenly appears, laughter fills the ring as Y2J's head has been super-imposed on a donkey's body... Nash laughs as does Syxx and the crowd then Nash grabs the mic...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Hey trinatron dude that is for NEXT WEEK! Fuck your hopeless... Anyway since trinatron dude can't do the right thing I will start with the first person on my list.... Who was it you ask? I want to talk about the mysterious wrestler... that's supposedly coming into my match tonight... Now I don't care who the person is or what kinda of experience they have, this is my title 'Mystery man' It'll take alot more than coming into this match as a mystery to get the better of Kevin Nash, my manager and I have thrown alot of names and well really we have come to the conclusion that I could beat everyone on this roster so I don't really care you who are or what you think you have... You need to be a special breed of wrestler to beat me and I've not met a wrestler better than me... SO Mytery Wrestler, come in the match tonight I promise you wont walk out, though a stretcher aint out of the question....

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Funaki... Number 1 Reporter... thinks that Heyman is the mystery... wrestler...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Heyman couldn't wrestle out of a wet brown paper bag... Let alone beat Kevin Nash, that's just suicide... *smirks* Though I am sure in Kevin's mood he'd wish it was Heyman....

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Funaki... Number 1 Reporter... what do you mean... Syxx San?

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Don't worry about it, let's get back to the promo....

Now, Christian... Let me start this little discussion with you... I mean you're the one that's supposedly 'wreaking' of awesomeness, well I have to say that tonight that 'awesomeness' will go out the window... Why? Cause I really don't think you can hack it in a match where weapons are used, I mean you and your brother could do a mean 'Con-Chairto' back in WwE but when it comes to you going against Big Sexy and trying to get the pin on me, well that's just a dream.. I mean I know you have alot of wet dreams over Y2J but we aren't talking about him, he aint here, he's shinning his title up to give it to Scott at the PPv, but it's funny how your going into this match trying to do what you couldn't do to me in the last single match we had.. I beat you... I made you bleed and pinned your ass... When the bell tolled it was you who lost, you who was the one that I defeated infront of your Canadian fans.. It was a pure thrill to do that... But this week it's me and you and nine other guys... If you think beating me is impossible you have to fight everyone else to get to me... Cause I am The One, the person which all you SoB's will be trying to take down, ten against one it seems, and well though I don't like the numbers or odds, I will take you and destroy you as I alway have... I mean I have proven I am the Master of Hardcore and last time we tangoed I proved you were Master of being my bitch and getting your ass handed to you Big Sexy style! Come, bring whatever you want to the match, cause after I have finished with you it will still be a pathetic attempt... I am going into this match as Number 1... You're leaving it a zero, just like when you were originally put into this match... Shame huh?

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Funaki... Number 1 Reporter... thinks Christian.. is Awesome....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Didn't I tell you to shut up? *smirks* It's obvious you would think a loser is awesome, cause you're a loser too...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Now onto the next bitch, Shannon Moore.... It's sad to see young talent wasted in the limelight... I mean since you came here you started the biggest losing streak of most debut wrestlers in WmE, I mean how many times does it take you to get something right? Well it took alot of times before you won, it's only cause the other wrestlers never turned up that you won too, that must hurt... Then you go and join The Hurri-Pain and cause a Pain in the Ass for the wrestlers in WmE galavanting around in spandex and lycra... Trust me, Superman is the only guy that looks decent in a costume, but then again you should wear a more appropriate costume, a clown's one.. Why? Cause it'll be a joke if you even survive past the first hurdle... The first pin will certainly be someone pinning you, so why bother turning up? I mean ask Heyman to fire you now to save me having to permanently put you on the shelf... I don't want to see Heyman waste time with a loser like you, but then again losers stick together it would understand why Heyman gave you the shots he has... Where has it gotten you though? Following a guy wearing green lycra so closely that I think you two should rent a hotel room and leave wrestling to people that can ACTUALLY do it! You being in the match is like the punching bag in a gym, everyone has a turn at hitting it and usually does the most damage on the bag, the bag never hits back... It swings and rocks but never hits back, you're going to be like that bag for me on Thursday, it will be something that you're used to, having your ass kicked and making sure that you realise where your place is in WmE... No-Where! Come Thursday you will realise the future I have set down for you... The future that will come to pass....

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Why.. does Nash San... Say bad things... About Super.. Shannon...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
God you are seriously an idiot Funaki... Shut the fuck up... I'm warning you...

Funaki ~SmackDown's #1 Reporter~
Funaki... Number 1 Reporter... doesn't.. like your.. speech...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Are you saying you don't like what I am trying to say? *Funaki nods* Well I don't care, I warned you to shut up, now you've done it....

Syxx grabs the clipboard, it's made of metal and slams it over Funaki's head, he then slams Funaki's head off the announcer's table and he crumples to the floor, Syxx brushes his hands off as Nash claps him....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Good work Syxx, shut the annoying moron up... *smirks* now next on the hitlist... MMM... Who's the next bitch to get blasted you ask? Well it's Batista.... Good old Batty boy himself... Batty boy and I have a history too, the thing is he is more compared to Christian then me.. I mean I have kicked both their asses, I sent Batty Boy through two chairs, Powerbombed his ass through the two of them and it seems Heyman wants me to punish the sucker again, I mean Heyman has me put against Batty Boy when he knows we have bad blood, ever since Batty Boy attacked me after our match when he got his ass handed to him he know he has a second chance to beat me, but too bad it's a shame he'll lose again... Why? Cause I am using Batty as my example, to prove how Hardcore I can be.. I mean I have thrown alot of shit at that jobber and he has survived to tell the tale, I mean Nunzio and Stamboli left after two powerbombs, so why not Batty Boy? Well I don't care, we both know I'll win anyway... I just want to use Batty Boy as a bit of entertainment, I mean I know he can take alot of punishment and though I know I could take his ass out straight away I will leave him be.. Why? Cause I like making him think he will win then take it away by kicking his ass... I will try and go for three JacKnife powerbombs this time on good old Batty boy though, he'll learn what punishment is tonight and leave this ring in a stretcher, I'm surprised Heyman wants him to lose tonight, from the rankings as I last saw them he was above me? Above me? That's a fucking joke, Batty Boy will go down, below me where he belongs, my record is my standing ONE LOSS and I never got PINNED! So what can Batty Boy say? Nothing, so what he wants a second chance and has it, he wants to prove me wrong, I say bring it.. Batty Boy is going down, this time he aint coming back up to face me again... I'm sick of taking care of jobbers and having them find their way back in my sights again, Batty is one of them Christian is another... Both will end up destroyed so it don't matter what they think.... Batty is he is smart shouldn't concentrate on our match, instead he should concentrate on his match with Christian, Taz and Scott Hall, I mean getting his ass kicked by two nWo wrestlers in one night, he might grow a brain and leave... I mean it would save himself the hospital bills from me and Scott kicking his ass... Sorry to have to tell you Batty Boy, but you're going to lose, I know it might be hard to accept.. But It's as simple as that...

NNN...EEEE...WWWWWW WWWWW....OOOOO....RRRRR...LLLL.....DDDDD OOOO....RRRRR....DDDDD...EEEEEEEE....RRRRR!!!!!

Suddenly the lights turn on and Pyros of red and silver explode on the ramp as Buff Bagwell appears on the trinatron as Buff appears at the top of the ramp.... He starts walking to the ring as Kevin looks confused....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
I thought you were busy man before you get back into the ring later? You and GoldBerg huh?

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Yeah, Well I wouldn't miss the show you have planned Nash, I saw Scott outside he told me to come in and enjoy the action, he also told me I might be able to help so I am here, let me start by getting on commentary with Syxx, you get back to the ring promo mate, sorry for interupting...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
No Worries Buff, where was I? Oh yeah my next victim... The next one to feel my pain.... Lance Storm.... Lance.. Let me give you a piece of advice, you think you're truly Hardcore and deserve my title? Well maybe you should see who it is your up against before opening your Jobber mouth... You see I am the BEST and ONLY Hardcore Champ to ever grace the squared circle in WmE... I've beaten 10-20 strong and capable men to get where I am and not a loser like you is going to beat me... I mean I have beaten men of your calibre, and believe me that aint much, with a single hand.. I could beat you anywhere, anytime, the fact that there is weapons in this match is the only reason why this match might seem fair, but it aint... Lance, like Christian you're Canadian and I don't like big mouth Canadians... I've seen you flashing your flag around, saying how Canada is all that, when will you realise that your not the be all and end all of this match or this company, you're just another jobber about to be taught a lesson, by me! Big Sexy! I plan to make you see the error of your ways, you'll be BLAMING CANADA when I kick your ass around the ring, sending my size 12 boot straight up your ass! But don't worry you wont last the distance so you wont have to suffer long... People of your calibre need to wrestle people like Shannon Moore and Christian and belive me I don't have a lifetime to wait to see who wins and who loses cause you are all crap as all hell... As I tend to tell the 'twig' thin wrestlers of this company, don't get into my way cause if I can lift you I can snap you in two with a JacKnife like you've never seen before... Don't get in my way Tonight otherwise it might be fatal for you... That's a word of warning...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Hey Syxx... *Buff finally reaches the table and sits down* That was some strong words from the WmE's Best ever nWo Hardcore Champ...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Hey Buff, YEAH you tell those losers Nash!

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
I can't wait till Nash proves how dominant he truly is, we all know it, sorry I wasn't here earlier... I've been busy getting ready for my match against Goldberg, I mean that loser, he thinks he will...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
*taps Buff who turns to look at him* Err... this is Kevin's promo not yours... *smirks* Let's listen to some more words from Nash....

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Oh yeah... Whoops! *smirks* Sorry got carried away... Back to you Nash....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Thanks Buff and Syxx, now onto the next loser or actually losers on my list... These Jobbers wrestle singularly and together, they are known as Los Guerreros and also as Latino Heat or as I call them Latino Cheap, they are... Chavo Guerrrero.... and Eddie Guerrero.... Now these two have had a run in with me in a previous match, where me and Brads my best drinking mate joined forces to kick their asses, Chavo was utterly destroyed later by Brads, the week later one on one, it's something that Chavo it seems has grown accustomed to, losing that is... I mean I've beaten him, Brads beaten him and he hasn't turned up for a promo or anything for a while, neither has his 'uncle' Eddie... Eddie and Chavo are what you would call SELECTIVE wrestlers, they get beaten by everyone but only a few select few can they beat, I mean I believe they did beat Shannon Moore once, but then again they might not be even able to claim that win... I mean it is Shannon we are talking about here... *smirks* it's about time that someone show these guys the doors and stop wasting my time, it's another joke to think Heyman put these two losers into the match cause the numbers weren't enough, I mean with soo many losers running around I think Heyman wants to beat me with laughter not wrestling abilities.. If that's the case it might happen Heyman you never know... But all I can say is Los Guerreros/Latino Heat or whatever they are called I know they wont win so this conversation where I waste my breath on them was really a waste of time, much like those two...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Another two blasted out of the water, by Master of HardCore and Mic, nWo's own Big Sexy Kevin Nash....

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
True Buff, I mean Kevin Nash is indeed on his game today... I can't wait to see whatelse he has to say about 2 Cool and Bill Demott....

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
No one stands a chance, does he have to say anything at all? I don't think so, he has already won the match...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
I agree, now lets return for the next bitch or bitches he wants to talk about...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Yeah indeed I can't wait.. Let's get back to Kevin Nash...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Now, next on the list is another two men, I'd talk about them seperately but they'll need each other if they think they can beat me... 'The Worm' Scotty 2 Hotty.... and Grandmaster Sexay know collectively as 2 COOL! Now these two have the opportunity to excell, to win and to become possibly the Hardcore Champ for the night till it gets retired, now WmE has seen some talent in it's time, it usually weeds away the refuse, bad seeds and pathetic wrestlers but just like the skin on gravy sometimes the strainer doesn't strain them all 2 Cool is one of them, these chumps got booted from being in WwE cause GrandMaster couldn't hack being in WwE... He was more used to being away from the public, I mean we have to save their eyes from having to see a moron fly through the air, I mean he should've gotten as tag team partners with Hurri-Pain or Super Sucky Shannon or something, I mean they are all shit anyway to me... As for Scotty, it seems he has learnt to master.. The Worm as he calls it, he hit it a few times his last match if I remember right... He actually won a few matches, well it wont happen tonight.. Why? Cause he's still shit no matter how many matches that SoB wins.. He's like all the knob jockey's Heyman has put in, I mean Heyman picked some losers to be in this match, I think he did it to fill in the numbers and to entertain me by giving me the easiest victory in WmE history... But that's enough about the flying fruit cake and his wormy buddy, tonight they'll learn what I can do to them, I mean I am master of pain in Hardcore matches and well alot of slamming of the easy liftable wrestlers you can expect from me... So 2 Cool will be 2 Dead when I finish with them, even that fat fucker from Slam, Rikishi wont be able to help his ex-buddys.. If that fatty wants to interfere I'll get Syxx or Scott to throw a big mac into the crowd, he'll be out of our way for a while anyway at least... But enough about losers, oh wait, I forgot one more Jobber in the match tonight...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Oh Mate, *wipes tear from his eye* That was so funny, the Big Mac joke about 'Kish... I mean Rikishi has been known for his attitude towards WmE's finest wrestlers it seems Kevin Nash has had his say about Rikishi...

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
What you mean that fat walrus that held the title in WmE's Slam brand.. That was a joke, a fat idiot like that as head of Slam? No wonder SmackDown is better...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Exactly Syxx we agree on something don't we... Now let's get back to watch Nash he seems ready to tell us about Bill DeMott...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
The last one is as Buff said the one and only ex-friend of mine from wCw... None other than... Bill DeMott.... Bill, where to start? Well I saw both your promos and well in the first one alot was said that needs to be cleared up, you told my mate Cole that alot of us think you're a jobber and that you think it's no laughing matter? Well let me tell you straight that It is a laughing matter where you're concerned cause you're one of the biggest jokes to hit the ring since, well the rest of the wrestlers in this match up... It's funny to think that I have to wrestle a bunch of clowns and that includes you too, but then again you always had a thing for playing a fool, the only difference is tonight I make another fool out of you, but this time it's painful! I know you're new to WmE, so most people think I will be kind, gentle maybe even nice to you, Uh-Ah... Bill, we know each other from wCw days, we worked together and well honestly our records prove how good we really are... I'm a former wCw and WwE champion what have you won? I mean you wont the US title didn't you? What a joke... I mean I have won the Hardcore title here in WmE, the first time I went for it, I have held it for soo long... I guess it's hard to know when you've got no chance at beating me, well I guess I want to be nice by giving you advice and telling you not to turn up to our match... I watch your promo and you said that it annoyed you that everyone thought you were a jobber... Why be annoyed cause everyone know's what you truly are, you bitched to Cole when all the guy did was sit there an listen to you bitch so much the poor guy went to counselling to get over it... He doesn't get paid to care for idiots like you, he has better things to do like interview me for example and just letting you know he only said what he knew, I knew and everyone in this industry and company knows, your a loser a jobber through and through... But enough about jokes in our company cause you seriously are one of the biggest I know... You know that you've already lost... How? Cause you seem to be uptight with winning, you know you can't but the false sense of security will certainly help you along for the first five minutes, then it's you getting your ass kicked Big Sexy Style! You want to run your mouth about how 'soft' and 'easy' I am... well I plan to show you how 'hard' and 'tough' I can really be... After you have finished this match you will see what kind of Hardcore Champ I am... I mean Heyman has given you guys weapons to fight me, it must be sad to know that even with these you will lose... Shame...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
Yeah that's true, poor losers... *smirks* I can't wait...

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
That's Nash's line Syxx... *smirks* I can't wait!

Syxx ~nWo's Charismatic Leader~ Pac
Yeah I know it's Nash's line and by the way you already said you can't wait... *smirks*

Buff ~nWo's Buff Guy~ Bagwell
I was doing it to see if you were awake.... Now let's get back to Kevin as he continues his promo...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Now enough about the match we all know I will win tonight, now onto my entertainment... SCOTT! You can come out now....

Scott Hall suddenly appears at the top of the ramp, he has a wheel barrow infront of him filled with concrete slabs... He pushes it to ringside and lifts two heavy ones with Buff's help into the ring... Syxx just watches and smirks from his commentary postion... Syxx then realises his second part and jumps into the crowd returning moments later with a male of about 20-25yrs of age.. He escorts the fan to the arena, to where Nash is seen smirking... Nash slaps the guy's back as he speaks...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Not too bright there Richard, let me call you Rick, so Rick, who's your favourite WmE personality?

Richard relaxes more as Syxx, Buff and Scott postition the first slab of concrete behind Nash and Richard...

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
Rock of course... *lifts jumper to reveal The Rock shirt*

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
People's CHAMP Mr. Nash... He's the best superstar to grace the ring.... He's bigger than Hogan was back in the 80's!

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Hogan, what a comparison.. *laughs* Don't you know Hogan is way past his due by date as is The Rock, both of them talk more shit and have more shit in them than those stupid porta-loos from the construction sites... Rocky talks smack even when he's asleep I've heard and Hogan, well that loser has signed a death wish leaving nWo... Buff can tell ya we never forget we kick their asses as punishment and Hogan it seems wants a royal ass kicking nWo style!

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
Well I think you're a bit of a big mouth Mr. Nash... I mean you talk alot of crap in the ring...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Haven't I won every match I've 'talked shit' about in the ring? I mean I won the Hardcore title, it's more then Rocky can say...

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
True, but he is the People's Champ... You're just a big mouth Hardcore Wrestler that can't wrestle without weapons...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Shame you think that Richie, cause it means you seriously don't understand the situation you're in...

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
What situation? I don't think I am in any situation cause you can't touch me... I'm not a wMe wrestler and I don't fear you... *spits in Kevin's face*

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
*wipes the spit away with one hand* But there is something you never told the rest of the fans in the arena... Who are you when it comes to WmE?

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
I think we both know that is a lie... I have it on good authority that you're Paul Heyman's nephew... Isn't that right Richie...

The camera zooms in as a bead of sweat trickles down his fat features, it's then that the simularities between Richard and Paul are apparent... Nash smirks back at him...

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
Err... Maybe... My uncle Paul wont let you hurt me... I mean he will make you pay if you hurt me....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Oh, Really? I wish he could... Heyman, get your ass out here... Before Richie here gets the punishment I plan for you...

Richard ~wMe Fan~ Jackson
*gulps* What punishment? I never did nothing! Don't hurt me.... UNCLE Paul!

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
That's right Richie cry like a strangled pig and call for that fat fuck of an uncle... Come out Heyman, stop eating those bags of sweets fat boy!

The trinatron appears on the camera but nothing happens, no music, no one comes out...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
HEYMAN! I tire of these stupid games.... He's a calling card for tonight.... Stay out of Kevin Nash's business!

Kevin kicks Richie in the gut then sets him up for the JacKnife Powerbomb, he delivers it to Richie ontop of the concrete and Richie wails in pain as Kevin smirks... Kevin then waits as Buff holds Richie down and Scott and Syxx place Richie's hand on top of another slab of concrete and place an unbroken one on top... Syxx then holds the concrete down as Nash walks over and grabs the sledgehammer and walks back, he puts the top of the sledgehamemer onto the top piece of concrete...

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
HEYMAN! You ready to come out of your shell scaredy cat? Or do I break your nephew's fingers one by one...?

The trinatron flickers with NNNooo MMMMeeerrrcccyyy WWWrrrresstttllling! as Paul Heyman appears at the top of the ramp, he has a microphone and looks pissed off...

Paul ~wMe's SmackDown Owner~ Heyman
Nash! I wouldn't do that if I was you.. I will do you a deal, you let Richie go and come up here and we can talk about your title... I have no problems with talking to you, the fact you think I am scared makes me laugh.... Now leave Richie and come up here and talk with me....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
Fat boy! Meet me half way ok.... I don't want any of your tricks ok?

Paul ~wMe's SmackDown Owner~ Heyman
Just let Richie go and I will meet you half way and I promise no tricks....

Kevin ~nWo's Big Sexy~ Nash
OK, *looking at Syxx, Scott and Buff* Let the kid go... *Syxx let's Richie up, he's holding his lower back and his hand where it was slightly crushed by the cement slab* Now let's talk....

Paul ~wMe's SmackDown Owner~ Heyman
OK, meet me half way, I don't want those nWo losers near me... That's the deal... They stay behind...

The nWo guys nod as Nash leaves the ring with his sledgehammer and walks over and lays it near the ramp, he begins to walk it as Batista nails him from the left side, Batista removes his fan costume and laughs at Nash as he nails him with a punch to the side of the head, he then grabs Nash's sledgehammer as Nash is down and aims at his head... The nWo guys start to leave the ring....

Paul ~wMe's SmackDown Owner~ Heyman
Batista, finish him now... I don't want to have a loose end around the place, it's obvious he has lost his mind trying to challenge me... Make it painful though... NASH you think you're better than me, you're just another pawn in the game which I OWN! Wake up to who you're messing with before you open your mouth next time, Don't cross the Boss! Remember that! *starts laughing*

Nash low-blows Batista and grabs his sledgehammer as he looks at Heyman, Heyman suddenly drops the mic and begins to run through the crowd with Nash hot on his tail....

Nash follows him out the back and into the carpark, he then follows Heyman as Heyman throws a WmE worker in Nash's way... Nash push him aside like a rag doll... Heyman gets into his limo with Nash still close behind. Heyman locks the door as Nash catches up...

Nash runs and slams the sledgehammer into the back windscreen shattering it, Heyman is heard Screaming in pain as the limo pulls away, the camera returns to Nash as he looks pissed off after the limo, it seems he wanted Heyman's head instead of the windscreen, the scene then fades to black!