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The scene opens up to John Cena at a fozzy concert..He is sitting there his eyes watering as he watched the horrible group...He then looked in the camera and started to talk..
Yo yo yo...look..I know ive been here once but I thought I just thought they had a bad day..But I guess it proves it dog..these guys really cant play..There horrible there as bad as Rosie O on tv...Yo dog..see for your self if you dont believe me..I came back curious to see what jericho loves so much...I thought it was the music buts its probably fozzys touch..I knew that he was gay but these guys too..I had a feeling they were after the way they looked at you.. Its pretty shitty man the way they jump around on stage man they blow..Ive seen crazier shit at a tina turner show. This is live maybe they have a better CD. Or maybe there just plain bad, as bad as backstreet. Dont blame me for haten dog just listen for yourself. Fozzy should just hang it up..just put it on the shelf. I cant take this no more dog its time to get out..Im sicka these people up there..all they do is shout. Were goin to the studio cause I re-did a rap..Its better then this shit...my shit aint crap!
After the commercial break John Cena was seen in his black Jeep wrangler pulling into the music studio. He got out and walked inside the building as everyone greeted him and seemed to know him good..Hey got into a recording booth and sat down as familar music started and he did his remix..
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real John Cena please stand up
I repeat, will the real John Cena please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white rapper before
Jaws all on the floor like Jericho and Tazz just burst in the door
but then I started whoopin there asses worse than before they first were divorce, throwin them over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... 'Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he'
And Vince McMahon said... nothing you idiots!
Vince McMahons dead, I F-U him threw the cement!! (Ha-ha!)
All these Divas love john
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
'John Cena, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
stickin the the you-know-who,' 'Yeah, but he's so cute though!'
Yeah, I probably knocked a couple of screws up in your head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Fozzys bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get in the ring and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Chris Jericho to hump a dead moose
'My fist is on your face, my fist is on your face'
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little taste
And that's the message that we deliver to little fans
And expect them not to know what happens when all shit hits the fan
Of course they gonna know what the F-U is
By the time they hit floor man rippin people apart man.
They got the Discovery Channel don't they
'We ain't nothing but mammals..' Well, Mike Tysons a cannibals
who bite other peoples ears open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
But if Jericho can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that Jericho and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Divas wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Im John Cena yeah Im the real Cena all you other John Cenas just wanna be like me now so wont the reall john cena please stand up please stand up please stand up yes Im John Cena yeah Im the real Cena all you other John Cenas just wanna be like me now so wont the reall john cena please stand up please stand up please stand up
Tazz don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his shirts;
well I do, so screw him and screw you too!
You think I give a damn about a grammy
Half of you fans can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
'But John, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird'
Why So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can, sit me here next to Torrie Wilson
Shit, Stephanie McMahon better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Goldberg and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on TNN
'Yeah, he's cute, but and think hes going to win, hee-hee!'
I should download ther audio on MP3
and show the whole world how I beat Jericho 1..2..3 [*AHHH!*]
I'm sick of Fozzy you little girl group, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*]
And there's a million of us just like me
who beat people like me; who just don't give a crap like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Im John Cena yeah Im the real Cena all you other John Cenas just wanna be like me now so wont the reall john cena please stand up please stand up please stand up yes Im John Cena yeah Im the real Cena all you other John Cenas just wanna be like me now so wont the reall john cena please stand up please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with other wrestlers inside your locker room
The only difference is I got the balls to come to the ring
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just wrestler
better than ninety percent of you fighters out can
Then you wonder how can kids can wrestle in they living rooms or on these couch cushions man and
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the locker room flirting
Pinchin Trish's asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a John C. lurkin
He could be workin as a referee, screwin up the calls or in the backroom playin wid yo bras [*HACH*] Or in the wrestling ring, circling
Screaming 'I don't give a damn!'
with his fists down and his chin up
So, will the real Cena please stand up
And put one of those pinkies on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go
Im John Cena yeah Im the real Cena all you other John Cenas just wanna be like me now so wont the reall john cena please stand up please stand up please stand up yes Im John Cena yeah Im the real Cena all you other John Cenas just wanna be like me now so wont the reall john cena please stand up please stand up please stand up
Ha ha
Guess there's a John Cena in all of us
screw it, let's all stand up
The music fades out as john cena walks out of the booth smiling..he walks over and shakes the mans hand that was recording Cena rappin...They talked for a minute but the cameras couldnt pick up what they were saying but then they heard Cenas voice..
Cena
Thats how you spit yo..
person-Great job john..you should give up wrestling and go into the rappin buisness...
Cena-What are you nuts..Im rappin and kickin ass now..I aint given it up dog..
person-your given up a shot with the big bucks..
Cena-Big Bucks? Ta hell wid dat..after I win the world and intercontinental title I will be gettin alot bigger bucks then you can eva pay me dog..and it aint all about the big bucks yo..I like beatin peoples ass and pleasin the fans...And dissin chris jericho that little no talent peice of dirt...Hes so useless I wouldnt buy his shirt...His products suck and so does his band...hes pathetic..go play in a foreign land! WORD LIFE!
Cena leaves the building. He then gets into his black jeep wrangler and takes off toward the arena as the scene fades out..
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