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[+ The Scene Opens as a black limo pulls into the parkinglot of the xwf. The car slows down and the door opens as someone steps out. The camera moves up his body showing a handsome man with a grin on his face. He stood in the same spot for a second then looked around taking in the air. He breathed out and nodded his head..Then he felt someone put something into his hand. It was the chofer handing him his bag.
-['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- What the hell is this!?!? I wanted Poland Spring water! Not this crap! Take it away! -[- Water Guy -]-Umm..sir..this is poland spring water. We just removed the lable.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- What?! Shut the hell up. Get outa my face. [+ Jay looking pissed and somewhat embaressed grabs the guy by the back of the head and pushes him away down the hallway. Jay walked off in the other direction as the camera followed him down to hallway to see what this unpredictable young star would do next. Just then his cell phone rang as O'neil answered it... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Hello? Oh hey man how you doin? . . . Yeah im good im good . . . How are they treating me? Like im garbage thats how. I mean first..They actually expect me to carry my own bags...Then a guy reaches his hand out to shake my hand..He actually wanted to touch me..Then..this is horrible so be prepared...They didnt even give me poland spring water . . . I know man really . . . Yeah, we will have to do something about it, clean up this dump to. I mean..theres dirt on the bottom of my shoes from walking threw these hallways . . . That happend to you to huh? . . . Yeah its horrible... They did what!? They messed up the make up? . . . You think i should let them near my beautiful face? . . . Dont ask for Janice?..Got it . . . Yeah man..I gotta be going to . . . Ha Ha..All right bro . . . Alright, talk to you later Shaun... -(Jake Wells)- You dont suppose he means...Shaun Cabalar? (+Benoit+) Duh Jake..What other shaun is there? Who else would he be talking to? God... [+ Jay folds his flip phone and goes to put it into his pocket but it falls out snapping the antenna in half. Looking very aggravated he picks up the phone and throws it against the wall smashing it into peices. +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Son of a bitch! Not again...Ugh! Now I have to go buy yet another phone... [+ Jay sees someone walking his way +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Hey you! You! Get over here. Take this . . . [+ Hands him a handful of money +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- And go buy me a new phone identical to the one smashed on the floor. -[-Random Hallway Guy-]- Im kind of bu.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yeah Yeah.. I know it will be your pleasure to do this for me..NOW GO! And I want my change back! Ha ha ha.. [+ Just then there was a tap on Jay's shoulder. He turned around to see Danielle Worley standing there with a microphone pressed up to Jay's face.. +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- What the hell do you want?!? And get that microphone out of my face! -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Im sorry ... I wou... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Woah wait..before you tell me what you want...Who the hell are you? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- I am Danielle Worley, the interviewer.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Umm..Ok.. Now I will ask you..What the hell do you want? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- I would like to ask you a few.... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Woah..wait..Start again..you would like to have the privlidge to... -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- I would like to have the privlidge to ask you a few questions.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- mm...no! -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- No wait..please.. I need this interview..It will only take a minute.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Fine..You have one minute..Dont forget to tell your friends about talkin to me.. -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Oh I wont forget.. Now..What are your goals here in the XWF? -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Well I think my goals are basically the same as alot of other peoples goals. That is to achieve gold here. Not just any belt.. But the World Heavyweight Championship of the world! -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Yeah...I havent heard that before.... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- What did you just say!?! -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Nothing..nothing.. Now... You were talking to someone on your cellphone earlier..was that who we all are thinking it was.. Shaun Calabar? -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yeah it was Shaun Calabar... You have a problem with that? Now your minute is up...I have to go to meet Shaun right now actually..Move.. -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Umm..bye.. [+ Jay pushes past Danielle and down the hall as the scene fades out... +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- You wait in the car! [+ Jay walks in the door and sees Shaun sitting in a 2 person booth. He walks over and sits down in the seat across from Shaun as the whole resturaunt looks at the two guys. Jay and Shaun dont acknowlage the lower class people and start to talk. +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Hey Man, hows it goin.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Its going fine...Your late.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yeah I know, I got caught up with one of those annoying backstage interviewer...Minimum wage people... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I know how that is..Believe me.. I tried to call you..What happend to your phone? -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- It broke.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Then antenna...again... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yep..Its rediculous.. I paid good money for that phone..But its not like we cant afford another one. ha ha ha.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- ha ha ha.. Wait....so why didnt my call go threw? -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Well...uhh... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- You didnt smash another phone did you? -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yes..Yes I did..They should make them suckers more durable. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I hear ya.. So...They actually put water in ure mini fridge that wasnt poland spring? Thats rediculous.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- I know..it was horrible... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- So anyway... You have that match coming up against buster gloves...whata queer name...Ive seen him before..Hes a little bitch.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yeah..I havent seen him..But i cant imagine he can beat me.. And he definetly is not as good looking as I am.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Ha ha..yeah...Jesus Christ ware the hell is our food.. I ordered it like 15 minutes ago. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- And we still havent gotten it yet? Were definetly going to have to talk to the manager.. What did you get me? -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Same as usual. The New York Strip Steak! -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Nice..theyd better hurry up..before we get really mad..Im sick of the lack of respect. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I know..Look who we are. Were stronger, richer, and better looking then everybody in here..And our food is taking 15..no..now 16 minutes... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Is that it coming? -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Oh yes..finally! [+ As the waiter walks over he spills a glass of soda all over Jay O'neil... The waiter first looked scared but the fear quickly turned into a smile then he actually started laughing! Jay jumped up and got in the waiters face... +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Who the hell do you think you are!?!?! Do you know who I am? I am Jay O'neil! This shirt is worth more then your life! You couldnt empty your bankaccount and be able to pay for this shirt! Now im all sticky! [+ Jay took off his shirt exposing his muscular body as some ladys in the resuraunt started cheering and screaming. +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Thats it... were out of here... and by the way... Waiter... find a good lawyer...Because Ill be seeing your ass in court! [+ Jay bends over and picks up his shirt he had thrown on the ground. Then Shaun got up as the two walked out of the resturaunt, all the people watching them go. They then got into there limos and drove off into the darkness as the scene faded out . . . [+ The next day a limo arrives at the XWF parkinglot early in the morning. Everyone already knows who it is going to be as The One Jay O'neil steps out. Again his chofer goes and grabs Jay's things out of the trunk of the car. +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Woah..Who the hell do you think you are? Dont you touch my stuff! -]+Limo Chofer+[- but..but last tim.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Shut the hell up! You ever touch my stuff again ill break ure fingers! Now get the hell outa here! [+ Jay picks up his own things and walks to the front door. The security guard opens the door as Jay walks in and laughs at the pitiful low paid security guard. He continues threw the hallway to his locker room and opens the door. Jay walks in and drops his bags on the couch then goes to his fridge and gets his freshly re-stocked poland spring water. He throws a towel over his shoulder and opens the bottle and sips it..He smiles as he is pleased for once then walks out the door. He only gets a few steps away from his door when he is met by the pesky interviewer Danielle Worley. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- What the hell do you want? An autograh? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- No no...remember me? I work here..I Interviewed you yesterday.. [+ Looking confused +] -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- So you dont want an autograph? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- No no no...I would like another interview if thats ok... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- If thats ok? If thats ok?! You approach someone like me..Just walk over not wanting an autograph..you start flapping your gums about god knows what..and you want to know if you can have an interview? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Umm...yes sir.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Sir? That was good....Fine...Im not doin anything right now...So talk fast before i change my mind... -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Thankyou..Thankyou.. So what I want to ask is.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Well.. I dont have all day..Ask the damn question... -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Ok..the question is... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Come on..speak up.. I mean yeah...most people get nervous when there around someone like me but jesus..Your embaressing yourself...Now ask me a question... -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Alright Alright...What are your thoughts on Buster Gloves.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- The Rabbit? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- No no no...Buster Gloves... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Who the hell is buster gloves? -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Hes the guy that your having a match with... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Ohh...Oh yeah...I thought that was the name of one of the janitors here... -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- no...hes a very fine athlete here the XWF. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yes im sure...Ha ha.. -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Well..what are your thoughts.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- My thoughts are this guy is not even close to being in my league...You see.. Everyone world wide knows the name Jay O'neil..For god sake..My picture is hanging on the wall of everyone women in americas bedroom. Believe me..Ive been in most women in americas bedroom..And my picture is in it... I bet you cant say that though can you..You see...I am better then you in any way imaginable. Lets see how long the list is... Better wrestler..More athletic..Alot better looking..A better personality..Alot better looking...Alot better looking...A HELL of alot better looking...and the list just goes on and on.. Im still trying to figure out why they even put me against you..They might as well mark a W next to my name right now. Ill be suprised if you even show up to the match..And if you do...Do not.. Do Not!..Touch the hair...Nobody touches..the hair..My haircut cost more then your ho of a wife...shes very talented by the way...She couldnt keep up so i had to dump her off at the curb...ha ha ha... But you know something... I must admit..You and your wife are going to have alot in common...You both will get your asses whupped by me! And thats the truth! -+'Who are you?'Danielle Worley+- Oooook...And one other que... -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Shut up...get outa my face im sicka ya..You talked to me...You had your 15 minutes of fame...now beat it. [+ Jay walks off away from the annoying interviewer toward the snack machines ware he saw Shaun kicking threw the glass of the machine after it ate his nickle. +] -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-] Fuck! God Damn it! son of a bitch!... man can you believe this son of a fucking bitch? it took my fucking nickel... oh well I guess the janitor has some clean up to do. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- ha ha...it is what they get paid to do...clean up after people like us... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- You got dat right... little lower class jackasses man... I cant imagine if the world had more of them and less of us... it would just be wrong -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Actually...Theres a problem....there is nobody that is like us..Expecially that buster whatever the hell his name was....I dont even remember... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Who? Buster What? what the hell ? oh wait i remember that jackass you're fighting -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- He's the one..you ever see that guy before? He reminds me of fat bastard in Austin Powers movies -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I think i have...if i dont remember him is because well.. i dont remember people who arent worth of remembering. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- I know what you mean...And these days...well...I dont remember much...Did you know that most of the american population is overweight? What does that say for people like..us.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Damn bastards make us look bad, they should all hit the gym and stop making americans look bad.. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yeah man..so i was gunna ask you...what the hell are you doing down here? ... Who eats food out of a public snack machine? Beisdes poor people -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I didnt have time to eat earlier, plus Texas doesn't have any decent place to eat at, man there's nothing like a good old Brooklyn Pizza. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- I guess thats an excuse....I mean...All i see around here is tractors and trailer parks...Its just wrong.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Yeah, man can you believe i tripped last sunday night in that XBZ match? it was that damn ring man, I just some how tripped and got eliminated. That's a bitch, now look at me... I fucked up on my debut match and now me... ME the Ultimate Asassin, pure excellence ... me Shaun Cabalar am at a House Show! what the fuck is up with that? I dont go to house shows.. Only wrestlers who dont have my skills go there, this is all bullshit man. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Hey, if youve forgotten they put me on the house show card to... I mean...yeah i havent had a debut match yet .. .But take one look at me and everybody knows that I am main event material..Im better looking and more talented then anybody else in this business... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- These people dont know what they're doing, making us go on this matches... they will see soon enough, we going to take over and they'll just be beggen for mercy, they all going learn not to fuck with us. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- You damn right boy... I dont know who the hell they think they are putting us in matches those..I mean...Im higher class then the guy who owns this dump....Look at this...the floor is dirty...the walls are stained....This place needs a new look.....Atleast now that were here we can attact bigger crowds...and higher class...All the fans ive seen here so far...Well...there not much to brag about.. -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Yeah you're right, we going to bring the XWF rankings to the top, maybe then people will know XWF world wide. But hey look at it this way we both have easy wins you know. Let's make the jackasses we fight tonight remember us for the rest of their pitiful lives. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Yeah I do know they will be easy wins .. but come on...isnt it insulting to even have to bother with fools like them .... Its also insutling to have to wrestle in....a shithole like this... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I agree 100%, this is just plain sad. It's more like a downfall in my career, I've never been in some stupid house show, and I'm sure you havent either so you know how i feel. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- I definetly do... I mean...i got out of my very expenisve limo today..I took in the air...And you know what I smelt? Garbage...Garbage...and booze...It was disgusting...I even think i saw a homeless guy walking down the street. It was pathetic -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- People like them should not be allowed to come 500 feet close to us, I cant imagine if they touched me.. Yuck! -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Dont even put that thought in my mind... If they tuoched me Id have to .... jeez...actually...I dont know what id do....I never thought about a thing like that -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- I would have to wash where they touched me about 100 times. It's just simply sick, they probably have rabies and cancer and herpes AHH! that's just disgusting (gets a disgusted look on his face) -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- How do you think im going to feel? I mean...in my match Im going to have to touch that dirty...disgusting..sweaty.....what was his name again...Hes so useless... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Bust my balls I think, cant quite remember. well you only have to touch one of this XWF degenarates, I'm in a tag match so I have to touch two! -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Im sorry man... Thats horrible... Two of those disgusting ... ugh.... I dont even know what they are...Theyre certainly not one of us... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- Well we're two of a kind you know, and well yeah I agree is horrible, thats why they going to get the SC Virus Injected. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Ha...Thats not the only virus they have.... -][-'The Ultimate Assassin' Shaun Calabar-][- You got that right. -['The Descendant of Greatness' Jay O'neil]- Well...Im gunna go chill in my locker room... I got my new expensive cell phone that nobody in this state can afford....so ill give you a ring later....Out.. [+ Jay walks off down the hallway as the scene fades out... +] |
