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Brian: It looks like Da Man 2000 is gonna no show this match. See this is what Pagan was talking about. I'm glad he fired Da Man as leader of the Dynasty.We've been waiting for him to come to the ring for sometime now and it lookslike One and Nick Sharpe aren't waiting for him as they lock up with each other.Tim: One has the upper hand now with a bodyslam for Sharpe....
(Suddenly the lights in the arena quickly dim and fade out as what sounds like ahigh voltage of live current runs through the PA system. After a few seconds thealuminum frame of the Jumbotron ignites and is brightly lit up with a fullyvisible electric current tracing the whole thing! Nick Sharpe and One havestopped wrestling thier match in awe of the phenonenon)
Brian: What the *%$# is that!! Do you see this!! Can the folks at home seethis?!?
Tim: People don't bother adjusting your television set because its real...the Jumbotron is seemingly ablaze with live current! Somebody get the technical crewout here with some extinguishers or something!!
(All of a sudden "You Don't Know" by Jay-Z suddenly explodes over the IWO arena PA and and the crowd explodes in a frenzy!! The stage below the Jumbotron explodes in white and gold pyros as Da Man 2000 arrogantly struts through the pyros seemingly un-harmed by its effects! One reason could be due to the blackleather jacket and gloves he's wearing.)
Brian: Commishioner 2K is in the building!! It turns out he not a no-show.
Tim: And boy does he know how to make an entrance! Wearing a jet black leather jacket and strange pair of leather gloves. These fans are crazy for him nonetheless!!
(Over all the crowds roar DM2K's theme music continues to blare as he stands atop the ramp with mic in had. His platinum framed Cartier glasses stylishlyresting on the lower bridge of his nose as he looks over the crowd with a facestraight out of GQ magazine and the body of a Greek god. He raises his hand tohis face arrogantly looking over this strange glove adorning his right hand. Itlooks to be leather matching the jacket but the fingertips are some kind ofsmall metalic shells. He raises the other hand gazing the same stare onto itexcept it seems to be a regular glove with a small port on the backhand side.Just by the simple movements of his sleeve we see a somewhat thick black wirerunning back into the sleeve connected to the port on the glove.)
Brian: The match has stopped completly and One and Nick Sharpe are staring at DaMan as the Jumbotron continues to sieze with electricity!
(Da Man suavly pushes his glasses onto his face with his middle finger andstarts down the ramp as his music fades out and the lights fade in. TheJumbotron, seemingly un-damaged, smokes a little as the electric current that was surrounding it just slowly withers out. DM2K slides his left hand in his pocket and his right hand places the mic to his lips as he slowly moves toward the ring where Nick Sharpe and One are watching him. The crowd takes a few seconds but they eventually die down allowing thier idol to speak.)
Da Man 2000: (With a devilish grin on his face)The time has come for there-conditioning of my iron-clad reign over this fair company.(The crowd erupts)
Tim: What is he talking about?
Brian: He's gotta be talking about Pagan. If you missed it folks Pagan fired DaMan 2000 earlier in the show as leader of the Dynasty. He must be out here toanswer it now.
Tim: But he has a mtch right now...he can't cut an interview right in the middleof a match, especially HIS match!
Brian: Don't forget, he's still the Commishioner of of the IWO. He can do pretty much any damn thing he pleases.
Da Man 2000: (slowly walking toward the ring) I take a rest from tearing into the IWO like a pit bull into a piece of red meat.....and look what happens.....I'm being disgraced and insulted by being placed in the ring with mediocrety.
(One and Nick Sharpe look at each other in the ring with the, "He ain't talking to me." look on thier faces and begin to point at each other getting in eachothers face...)
Da Man 2000: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! I'm talking about both you dimwits! Neither of you have the class and ability that it takes to truly be an opposition to me and being that I've been put in this situation for the past couple of weeks I've really grown tired of it. So.....
(Da Man makes it to the ring and pulls his left hand from his pocket and pulls himself onto the apron and the big 7-footer steps one foot over the ropes and slings the other following it. He leans on the ropes and crosses his legs immediately as he enters. He slides his left hand back into his pocket andraises the mic to his lips.)
Da Man 2000: (looking at One and Nick Sharpe) I've got some pressing business matters to tend to so if you two don't mind......kick rocks. (One and Nick Sharpe look at Da Man 2000 like he has lost his mind.)
Tim: Wait a second. Da Man 2000 just told One and Nick Sharpe to leave the ring...in a match he's supposed to be wrestling in?!?
Brian: He's the Commishioner!! He can do that! What part of that don't you understand?
Tim: It must be the same part One and Nick Sharpe don't understand because thedon't seem to be taking the Commishioner to seriously.
Da Man 2000: (still leaning on the ropes adjusting those strange gloves on hishand) Ok....I told you to get out of here right......
(One and Nick Sharpe are still looking at DM2K in disbelief.)
Da Man 2000: (talking to One) .....head or gut?
(One looks at the calm look behind the glasses of Commishioner 2K and snatchesthe mic from Da Man's hands...)
One: Head.. Mr. Commissioner, head...
(Suddenly One throws a punch at DM2K's head! Da Man ducks it and lands a huge haymaker to One's gut! One is doubled over and Da Man quickly throws Ones head between his legs, he scoops his arms and delivers Perfection's Dagger! Except as he swung his hand around to spike Ones head, the impact was accompanied by andblast of electric current from the small metalic shells on the fingertips ofthat glove to the back of One's head!)
Brian: Holy $&#@! One isn't moving! He's unconcious!
(Da Man rises from the mat letting go of One's head and turns his sights on Nick Sharpe. Sharpe looks at Da Man and then to the limp carcas on the mat and thinks better of himself and bolts out to the other side of the ring! DM2K quickly raises his left hand and a small dart with a wire attached is projected into the ass of Nick Sharpe as he tries to run! Sharpe shivers violently for a few seconds until DM2K flexes his fist and the dart and cord are retracted back to the glove. Sharpe falls out of the ring almost motionless. Da Man picks the mic back up and kicks One's limp body out of the ring.)
Da Man 2000: I introduce to you all, "Venom"! Some people use chairs, somepeople use bats, I use a high voltage current for that added bite thatperfection requires. Now even though I have been known to take a life in the heat of battle for this industry, that was in a fit of rage. I would never voluntarily take a life. One was just temporerily stunned as was Sharpe...(A large portion of the crowd snaps their fingers in disappointment that neither man wasn't seriously hurt...)
Da Man 2000: Don't worry, I just forgot to put it on full blast....(devilishgrin).(Huge crowd pop)
Da Man 2000: As your commishioner I'm gonna give these two guys the benifit ofthe doubt because they didn't know what they were getting into. So I'm gonnadeclare that this match is ruled a "No Contest"(Da Man points to the time-keeper and the bell is rung three times.)
Tim: Well Commishioner 2K has ruled this bout a "No Contest" folks. What anarrogant and smug bastard.Brian: Ahhh, I bet its good to be the king.
Da Man 2000: Now, Pagan dear Pagan....(The crowd erupts at the mention of one half of the IWO Tag Champs)
Da Man 2000: As I was in my limo on the way over here I hapened to be watchingthe show and I caught your little announcement.....well I'm here to let youknow, that sh*t ain't happening. I'll be damned if I let you pull my creation from under me! The Dynasty is my creation and I _AM_ the leader! Not you or anyone is going to take that from me. And frankly I'm suprised you think youcould do this! You of all people should know the depths of my skill and abilities, and yet you still want to try and step over me. Well your in for a rude awakening little man. Tonight, your in line to feel Venom's bite, and whenyou come back to conscienceness, theres gonna be no doubt in your mind who theDynasty's leader is. I haven't payed dues?! I got your dues..........(in a cool,calm, and collected tone)....bi*ch.
(Da Man 2000 drops the mic as "You Don't Know" by Jay-Z blasts back into the airand Da Man 2000 steps over the ropes and stands on the edge of the apron lookingtoward the ramp. He lifts his left hand and out shoots the same electric dartthat incompacitated Nick Sharpe, it attaches itself to the ramp and the ramp is engulfed the same way the Jumbotron was. DM2K retracts the dart again and heads up the ramp. We can only guess that whatever material is in that jacket is onthe soles of his shoes as he is walking straight through the electrified rampback to the locker room.)
Shawn Kennedy - Fans, this match has been ruled a NO CONTEST!!!
Tim Wright - Brian, please explain to me again why Kennedy gets paid better than I do?
Brian Richardson - Well..
Tim Wright - No, nevermind, don't. I feel sorry for the Commish, cause Pagan is not a man I would mess with.....
(Camera cuts backstage where a man is beating down Blackbird 13 with a pipe. Blackbird is a helpless mess lying in the floor as the camera fades back to the announcers.)
Brian Richardson - Fans, I don't know what that was about, but Blackbird 13 has been beaten senseless... we'll try to have an update on his condition later in the evening...
