Vs 
Shawn Kennedy - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Shawn Kennedy - [Toxic City" by System of a Down starts to play A sign reads ""The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from New York, New York, Followed to the ring by Emma, Introducing "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas.
["The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas makes his way to the ring.]
Shawn Kennedy - And his opponent, [Blackbird 13 steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 265 pounds, from Steilacoom, WA, Blaaackbiiird 13!!!!!!!!!!!
[Blackbird 13 walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Tim Wright - Kick to the gut knocks "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas out of balance. Blackbird 13 follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Cover by Blackbird 13 ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas. Blackbird 13 lifting "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas into position for something. He devastated the neck of "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas with a Tombstone type piledriver. Blackbird 13 with a lateral press Daniel Black ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Brian Richardson - That had to be two and seven eights!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Tim Wright?
Tim Wright - No. Blackbird 13 pulling "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas back to his feet.
Brian Richardson - Blackbird 13 applys a headlock and bulldogs "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas to the ground! "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas taking an onslaught of punishment! Blackbird 13 is pounding away at his entire body! Atomic Drop by Blackbird 13 send "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas off his feet! Blackbird 13 measuring him up elbow smash!
Tim Wright - Blackbird 13 drops a knee on lower leg of "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas! Blackbird 13 driving a knee into the spinal area of "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargass back!! Currently this match is all Blackbird 13! "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargass face is being slammed over and over by Blackbird 13
Brian Richardson - That could cave in his face!!
Tim Wright - "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas is moving back to his feet "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Blackbird 13 went down quick! "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas stomping the face of Blackbird 13. There's no need for that! The Ground Zero by Xander! Blackbird 13 is down!! "The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas goes for the cover, Daniel Black counts ...1 ...2 ...3
["The Lucky Devil" Xander DeVargas won the match in 8 minutes and 29 seconds.]
Shawn Kennedy - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... "Theee Luuucky Deeeviiil" Xaaandeeer DeeeVaaargaaas
(The IWO TRON activates, and the crowd’s cheers turn into a quietmumble throughout the arena. Upon the screen, two naked arms are shown --scarred with innumerable tattoos. The large hands fixed to sizable wrists andforearms have fingers that are interweaved together like the gears in a punctualclock. The relaxed hands part, and the right one opens revealing the bittertaste of a small dog biscuit that was found prior to the show at the bottom of anow empty red box. Suddenly, from the arena befalls deep laughter that soundssomewhat familiar to few of the biggest superstars in the IWO.)
Unrenowned Voice: Ha ha ha ha...
Brian Richardson: What the hell is this?
(The laughter bounces off the arena walls creating a quiet echo.)
Unrenowned Voice: Can you hear it? The sounds of all the so-calledsuperstars here in the IWO begging like a pack miniature schnauzers for a bittertasting treat... Namely, the very last dog biscuit that sits patiently in thepalm of my hand. Drooling over my dead body, supplicating with tears, barkingand snapping at one another... Fighting each other in scintillating bouts thatmost would call a wrestling match. Matches of knowledge... The moreknowledgeable always wins.... But one has to wonder, what for? Why all the violence? Why the brutality? Why is there warfare for such a primitive treat? Nothing more is earned but the satisfaction of being called a “good dog,” and a short meal that doesn’t even fill you up. Besides, many have already slobbered and bled over the treat in the first place for the bitter taste to grip your buds anyway.
(At this point, the crowd is silenced with hints of confusion.)
Tim Wright: What’s he talking about Brian?
Unrenowned Voice: I once had the same appetite for such a smalltreat... Once, I too was guzzled into the pack of dogs, fighting for prominence... For “glory” if you will... For nothing more than a biscuit given to the family pet. Then I realised.... I don’t need such objects of obsession to fill my needs and wants. I don’t need a “dog biscuit” for me to get noticedaround here.... and most of all, I don’t need the people.
(Overwhelming boos fill the arena.)
Tim Wright: Ha ha!
Unrenowned Voice: Ha ha ha ha.... However, what is important to me is defeating the dog who is in possession of the treat. The one who feeds slowlyon the treat, guarding it, and protecting it with all their might. Not many herecan say that they have done so... But little do you know, I have.
Brian Richardson: What on earth is he talking about?
Unrenowned Voice: However, that was at another time, in anotherplace when I once held the most valuable biscuit in the box... The same biscuitthat I no longer desire hunger for. The same treat that was stripped from meonly because nobody could defeat me. So now, I have come here to once againdefeat my maker. Defeat the one who was held responsible for all of my success.Yet, he is the most successful here. And by defeating this great success before,proves quite a bit on my behalf. To do it again, will provide a much greaterstory.
Tim Wright: I have a feeling where he’s getting at Brian...
Brian Richardson: You think?
Unrenowned Voice: It was said by Death that success cannot be accomplished in the International Wrestling Organization unless you are on somebody’s side... For the War Dog this statement is probably true.... Becausein dog’s years he should probably be already dead. Fighting for a dog biscuit,and being only half alive isn’t the smartest thing to do... alone. Then again,dogs aren’t smart. But going into a war, alone, and dead is another story. Toobad the Dog isn’t dead yet... The worst thing is........
(The right hand that holds the biscuit closes into a tight fistcrushing the treat. The camera quickly zooms out after the short pause,revealing a 7 foot 3 inch monster. He stares into the camera with a derangedsmile across his face. The crowd boos as it is finally found out what the worst thing is......)
Deadman: I AM!
(The crowd is in shock.)
Brian Richardson: Oh my God, oh my.... GOD!
Tim Wright: It’s Deadman!!!! Deadman is in the IWO!!!!
Brian Richardson: Pinch yourself Tim, he’s here!
Deadman: As the old saying goes, OUT with the old, and IN with the NEW.... ha ha ha ha...
Brian Richardson: Oh my God...... What does this mean for the IWO?! What’s going to happen.... NEXT?!
Tim Wright: I don't know Brian, this is certainly gonna change the IWO, but for now, let's go see these two idiots fight it out in our main event...
