("You Don't Know" By Jay-Z penitrates the air as Da Man 2000 emerges from thebackstage area to a huge crowd pop. DM2K stands there soaking up the crowdspraises as white sparks ignite in the air forming the word "PERFECTION" over DaMan's head. The crowd gets even louder as the pyros sparkle in the air. Da Man starts to walk down to the ring. He walks a little closely to the gaurdrails asa group of young women pull him over to where they are! They franticly starttaking pictures of themselves as Da Man breaks free and heads right on to thering. He reaches the ring and pulls himself onto the apron by the top rope, thenstepping over it into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring and thrustshis right arm into the air with his index finger up and white sparks explode from the two back turnbuckles.....)
Tim Wright - He sure does know how to make an entrance.
(Da Man pulls a small wire from his inside pocket. Attached to that wire is asmall microphone. He clips the mic to the collar of his black shirt under hissuit jacket and begins...)
Da Man 2000: Last week folks, Commishioner 2K made his first match, pitting yours truly against a mystery man for the #1 contendership of the World Title,and here he is. Brand new contracted wrestler to the IWO, for one night only,heres "The Untouchable" Felix Blarney!!
(Out of the curtain, to no music at all, stumbles a small flemsy masked man. He looks like he was pushed out of the curtains. He has on a red, blue, and gold wrestling suit and cape. He walks down to the ring taunting the crowd, but all he gets are laughs. He points to Da Man in the ring and makes a breaking motion with his fists....DM2K stands in the ring and take his suit jacket off and laysit on a turnbuckle. He removes all his jewlry and puts it in the pockets of hissuit jacket. Now in just a black form-fitting shirt, black dress pants, and black aligator skin shoes, Da Man poises himself in the ring waiting on the masked wrestler to enter...)
Tim: I guess its Commishioner 2K facing off with, who is this guy again, "TheUntouchable" Felix Blarney....
Brian: I'm sure the commish has chosen Mr. Blarney for one reason and one reasononly, he is probably the one man on earth that can really Da Man! So he put him in here to prove to himself and the rest of the world that DM2K can take anybody.....
(Felix Blarney enters the ring with his fist bald-up and adreiline pumping,ready to fight the fight of his life....the bell sounds.)
Brian: If there is anyone in the IWO that can beat him, its this guy...
(Da Man taps Blarney on the chest and he falls to the mat stiff as a board. DaMan places his foot on Blarney's chest and the ref counts...)
Ref: 1....2.....3!!!DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
Da Man 2000: And your winner, and #1 contender to the IWO Heavyweight title, Da Man 2000!!!
("You Don't Know" By jay-Z blares into the arena again as DM2K nonchalantly paces around the ring semi-celebrating his "win", when from nowhere "Paint it Black" cuts in over it and IWO CEO Alex Watson emerges from the backstage to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
Tim: If you folks at home missed it, earlier in the week, Alex Watson did ani nterview telling Da Man that as Commishioner, he can basicly do anything he wants. Screw whomever he feels, and get away with it, as long as he is subordinate to Watson. Watson said that for DM2K to keep his spot as Commishioner, he'd have to lick the bottom of Wason's shoes and tell him how appreciative he is of having the Commishioner spot. DM2K responded in his latest interview, verbally putting Watson in his place, if you will. However, DM2K did not say he would do it or he wouldn't, he did say that his answer would come on Powerslam.Brian: And Watson is in the ring with a folded chair to get that answer.
(Watson unfolds the chair and sits it in the center of the ring. Felix Blarney is now up and in one of the corners to watch this moment. Da Man is leaning onthe ropes with his arms folded as Watson speaks.)
Alex Watson - DM2K, you know what I'm out here for. I want tounge to shoe action or as IWO Commishioner, YOUR FIRED!!
Da Man 2000: First off Watson, let me thank you for this position. I am truly greatfull for you allowing me to run this federation how it should be ran. You looked at me and said to yourself, "Hmm, he's gotta be the most talented,charasmatic, not to mention dashingly handsome man I have ever had the chance to work along side of. Hey, he'd be a great Commishioner! He could keep those other dimwits I hired in line and bring me nothing but money and good fortune." And that is what I have done, in turn I've had just about the most fun in a federation I've ever had, so Thank you....but before this crap goes down, I want your word, by verbal contract of your answer, that I will never be questioned on my motives, actions, or decisions regarding my treatment of the other wrestlers.And I will _never_ have to go through anything like this again.
Alex Watson - (smiling) You have my word that you will never have to go through this again....now get to the boot-lickin'.
(The crowd erupts in laughter as Da Man gets a pissed off look in his face....)
Da Man 2000: This goes down under one condition....you can't look at me as it gets done...I couldn't bare it.
Alex Watson - That sounds fine, but since I can't watch you, I want the whole bottom licked. I wanna see saliva dripping off of it!
Da Man 2000: Done.
(Watson sits in the chair and closes his eyes as he lifts his foot into the air...)
Tim: Oh my god! DM2K's actually gonna do it! I don't believe it! I would have never thought I'd see DM2K be knocked off that high horse....
Brian: Me either, but it looks like Watson is about to make history...
(As Watson's foot goes up, DM2K slides over to the corner where "The Untouchable" Felix Blarney is and grabs him by the throat. He whispers something in his ear that can't be picked up by the mic. Blarney jumps around in a fit! DaMan mouths the words,"Do it or else!" to Blarney and he stops throwing a fit. Heputs his hands on his hips and looks at DM2K, DM2K points at Watson's elevated foot....)
Alex Watson - I'm waiting DM2K.
(DM2K pulls Blarney to the mat and puts his face up to Watson's shoe. He lifts Blarney's mask to just above the mouth and slaps him in the back of the head. Blarney's tounge comes out of his face and DM2K rubs Blarney's face and tounge all over the bottom of Watson's shoe! He then throws Blarney back into the corner, as soon as he does so, a man dressed identical to Blarney, but with a bit more weight than him, yanks out the "real" Blarney, hits him with a pair of brass knuckles, and slides him under the ring, then gets into the ring in the "real" Felix Blarney's place.)
Da Man 2000: Ok Alex...
(Watson opens his eyes and takes off his shoe to look at it. He sees thedripping saliva he was looking for and places his shoe back on his feet. With a confident smile he shakes DM2K's hand.....)
Alex Watson - Great job son, you get to keep that comfy Commish job and you'll neverhave to go through this again. Screw everyone you want, but remember this night DM2K. And remeber _why_ you can screw whoever, because I LET YOU.
(With that, "Paint it Black" plays over the loud speakers and Watson exits thering with a cocky smile on his face and heads back to his office. Meanwhile inthe ring after Watson leaves, Da Man 2000 is arguing with Felix Blarney.)
Da Man 2000 - Did you enjoy that, "Felix", or should I say Gordon?
("Felix" shakes his head no)
Da Man 2000 - Gordon, you ... wait a second, are you putting on some weight...
("Felix Blarney" rips his mask off to reveal himself to be Blackbird 13. He then nails DM2K with that pair of brass knuckles he had, and Jag and Billy Wild run in from under the ring, and start stomping and beating down DM2K. Security then rushes in and pulls the DWO off, as they exit through the crowd.)
Tim Wright - Wow, what a night so far! And I'm being told that we have more action backstage!! What's going on??
(The camera again flashes backstage where a rather angry looking Pagan is on the prowl...he sees a locker room door and kicks it open...He sees Aaron Stockkeeper, smoking something, and attacks him, laying into Stockkeeper with his bat...Stockkeeper tries to put up a fight, but the bat crosses his skull andhe lays dazed on the floor...)
Pagan - You are under suspicion as well, Aaron. Did you take mydamn belt? Did you cost me my title? Did you say "I Quit"??? Was it you? Was it you? WAS IT YOU?? ANSWER ME!!!
Aaron Stockkeeper (dazed) - No way, man. I didn't do it!
Pagan - If I find out any different, you are a dead man. You better freaking pray that you are telling the truth!
(Pagan slams his bat against the wall in frustration and blows pastthe camera out the door to continue his search...)
(Cut to Da Man 2000, walking into his lockerroom.)
Da Man 2000 - The DWO is going to pay for what they've done... but how...
(DM2K opens the door, and he is then showered by a bucket of neon pink paint. The camera pans throughout his office to see the walls spraypainted black, and everything in shambles. DM2K takes a long look at it, a deep breath, and then walks away from the office.)
