This is what happens when bored Wrestlers-in-boxes get into the makeup. Sometimes it just makes you ask, what in the hell?
Okay, Raven has been taking lessons from Jami.
"Do you see what they are writing about us? Holy crap, I only wish we were that good."
See, they really do come equipped with cell phones. And yes, they do spread VICIOUS lies about us. *innocent smile*
"Yeah Jeff, SURE there were two women chasing after you with chairs...*whispers* I think we are going to need to get him a shrink"
Matt: Would you listen to me! There are no girls trying to give you chair shots to the head so they can kidnap you! Step back into reality!
Jeff: *whines* But Maaaaat!
Damnit, no one believes me about the chairshot girls!
*thinks to himself* hmmmm, I'll trick those chairshotting girls into admitting it....
"Who here wants to give me a chair shot to the head.......damnit!
You know, maybe being in a box wouldn't be so bad...it can't be any worse than this
Oh shit, those chairshots to the head are starting to get to me
"Holy shit, those girls aren't playing when they swing those chairs!"
Matt: Ya know Jeff, I am starting to believe you about these girls with the chairs!
Jeff: SHIT! They came after you too, didn't they?!?
HHH: That's right....they are coming for you! And they'll box you good!
Edge: Dude, have you lost it?
Christian: "This isn't a joke Edge. They've got chairs! CHAIRS I TELL YOU!"
Edge: "Riiiiiiiiight....chairs."
Let's see them try and find me now!
Edge: "...being put in a box? What? What's going on?"
Christian: "...and they are going around and hitting wrestlers with chairs!"
Edge: What in the hell are you on?
Holy shit, they weren't kidding! Here they come now!
You want me to get in what?
Chair go boom on my head!
Another chairshot miss
Nyah, you missed me!
Looks like Jami finally landed a chairshot!
Looks like we had a failed Lita attempt
Lita: "And then they came after us with these huge ass chairs! No, seriously!"
Lilian: Do you really expect everyone to believe you are being chased by girls with chairs?
Jeff: This is not a joke!
Matt: Look, Lita can barely keep her pants on, she's so frightened!
And this is why the Wrestlers-In-boxes are no longer allowed to play with matches.
Another nasty fire incident
Again, another example of why Wrestlers In Boxes aren't allowed to play with matches
What is it with these guys and fire?
I guess the boyz are taking after Lance Storm when they get serious now.
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Maybe if I cover my eyes, they'll all go away."
"Okay, so Jami took my cell phone, but I managed to get ahold of you while she was off kidnapping others...."
Okay, so maybe our chair shots are a little off sometimes.
All 3: Ohmigod, they actually kidnapped Brock Lesnar?
"There's no use in not being comfortable, JR!"
"Oh Trish, it was so scary being in that box!"
"Yes, you heard right. We were the victims of a boxing.
Matt: "That wasn't right! I'm claustrophobic!"
Jeff: "I actually didn't mind being hit in the head with a chair and stuffed into a box. Go figure."
"Come out, come out wherever you are Jami and Tasha!"
Matt to Tasha and Jami: "Do you see what happens when you don't aim?!?"
Christian: "Yeah, Edge is the bigger dork...huh huh huh"
"Damnit, Jami made me wear one of her shirts again!"
"You better not have just called me chubby! Jami'll kick your ass!"
That's it, back to your box Stacy!
Anyone else get the feeling that Stephanie was in her box for a little too long?
Shit I'm sexy!
Looks like Tasha's chair shot to Jeff's head finally connected!
Damnit, I know Jami has that damn debut Jericho under her bed!
Matt: Damnit, we've been in those damn boxes too long...WE NEED SOME LOVE NOW!
Jeff pulling his pants up after a commentary with Jami.
"It's a good thing Jami installed a night light in this box!"
Jeff: I'm not kidding! I want that damn Jericho out from under her bed...NOW!
Jeff: That's it Lita, if no one else will drag that damn Jericho's ass out from under her bed, then we will have to do it ourselves!
God, I am so sexy when I get serious!
Jeff: Oh no! They got you to Bubba!
Bradshaw: That's it boy! I'm never getting into the same box as you! NEVER AGAIN!
Jeff: You stay the hell away from my box! And you better not go anywhere near Jami's bed!
Jeff: God Matt, how long were you in that box for?
Regal: You're telling me that nobody wants me in a box!?!?!
WAAAAHHHHH! I just need a hug!
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A HUG!
Why doesn't anyone want to hug me?
Jeff was right, a night light does make this box much better
Jami's just adding this one 'cause it makes her laugh
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
Jeff wants to do what to me?
That's it, Lita and Jeff are no longer allowed in the same box!
Maybe Lita's been in the box a little to long?
hehehehehehe, looks like we missed....RUN!
*gulps* Uhhhhhhhh, I hope this isn't a wrestlers in boxes uprising.
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