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Title: My Wrestler Broke His Box
Author: Nicole
Chapter: 1/?
Disclaimer: I don?t own much, just myself. So basically, none of the wrestlers used in this story are owned by me. Nor is the WWF. And Wrestlers-In-Boxes Inc. is the creation of Jami Lynn and Tasha. They deserve all the credit and I thank them for enabling me to write this story.
Rating: Um?PG-13
Summary: The idea behind Wrestlers-In-Boxes is Jami Lynn and Tasha kidnapped all the WWF wrestlers and they keep them in their closets until we request for a wrestler to be sent to us. It?s one wrestler per person, unless one is being swapped or babysat. (I have Matt-in-a-box). Oh and I have used the Wrestler?s wrestling names in the fic.
Webpage: Check out the Wrestlers-In-Boxes Inc. webpage ?
https://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/inboxes/index.html
Thanks to Jami for making the page and for putting up the great pics of our wrestlers.
Feedback: Would make my day. I?d love to hear what you thought about my fic. This is my first attempt at fanfiction, so I hope you like it.
Email: nicole_82pisces@yahoo.com
"What? How does Regal manage to get hold of those damn brass knucks every single match and use them on Edge and then RVD? These referee?s are so blind. I doubt they would even notice if Stacy Keibler came out to the ring naked? Matt Hardy says to Nicole while watching Smackdown. Nicole nods her head and replies ?Regal is just a siiiicccckkk frrreeeaaakkk who besmirches all the good looking WWF guys by having alliances with people like The Dudley Boyz, so then they can interfere. I mean, Stacy had the knucks in her panties. Oh?I really didn?t need to think about that. The thought of it makes me nearly lose my lunch.?
Matt-in-a-box and Nicole enjoy sitting down to watch Raw and Smackdown on TV every week. There is not much to do in this town. And when you?ve got a Matt-in-a-box to keep you entertained, what else do you need?
Nicole sighs and jokingly says ?Being Edge-e-cuted doesn?t look so bad to me. I would love to be Edge-e-cuted.? She turns her head in the direction of Matt and waits for him to say something. Nicole knows what is to follow. Some smart ass comment that actually comes across as heartfelt. She can tell that he is thinking. He gets that dazed but cute look for a few moments. Matt raises his eyebrow. ?Well, why don?t you just hop in the ring and get an Edge-e-cution directly? I?m sure it looks more fun from your current point of view, snuggled up on the couch from the comfort of your living room. Hey, why are we talking about Edge anyway? What move would you like for me to try out on you?? Nicole starts to look a bit worried. ?Which wrestling move??? Matt has a devious smile on his face and quietly mentions, ?Did I say it had to be a wrestling move??
Have I mentioned that Wrestlers-in-boxes can be very persuasive when they want to be? . I swear, they can change your mind in an instant. I remember an occasion when I read an email from Tasha and she was talking about confiscating Edge?s cell phone (all the Wrestlers come equipped with their very own cell phone) because he was getting too many secret calls from Jeff, Matt and probably all of the other wrestlers. The wrestlers seem to keep in contact with each other behind their owner?s backs with their phones and tell each other all the details about what is going on. But of course, Edge somehow manages to persuade Tasha not to take his cell phone away.
I nearly confiscated Matt?s phone one day. He was throwing it around like a toy and I said ?If you are going to do that, give it to me and I will call Jami up and get her to tell Jeff how childish you?re being?. And again, somehow?..I?m not parting with any juicy details here??I never did get to call Jami. That?s just a typical Wrestler-in-a-box for you, hey! You just never know what?s going on in their lust-filled, steel-chair hit minds until they surprise you.
Matt starts to get jealous when Nicole starts babbling on about Jeff performing Poetry In Motion better than he does. She is half teasing. The Hardy Boyz haven?t been on TV for weeks and she really misses seeing them both competing as a tag team in the ring. But she still loves her Matt-in-a-box to bits.
Nicole leans over Matt and whispers ?Jeff is sooooo much better on top during Poetry In Motion than you are.? Matt has those big puppy dog eyes that make you melt when you look into them. He looks at her face closely and calmly answers ?Don?t you love me anymore?? Nicole stands up slowly and replies ?What? Yes! I do. I do love you. I?m just being a bitch and teasing you. You were my first choice when ordering from Wrestlers-In-Boxes Inc. Really. I may not have been so happy when you ?accidentally? knocked your box out of my closet and then somehow it broke or when you run around the house and the neighbourhood in your boxers constantly. I personally don?t care one bit when you do that in my bedroom. You look spectacularly good with nothing?.ahem?.I mean, you look good with no shirt on. But I don?t think that the neighbour?s deserve to lay eyes on your fabulous body. I want you all to myself. And I may not like you staying up till all hours on your cell phone when you should be in bed. Jeff, RVD, Edge, Christian and the rest will all be there in the morning to talk to. But I still love you heaps and I?m sorry that I was being mean.? Nicole sits down on the couch again next to Matt. He looks at her, they both begin to laugh and then they hug.
Here is a list of Matt-in-a-box?s fave things to do. He:
- Re-arranges my candle collection.
- Stares at the poster of Lita on my wall.
- Pretends to tear my poster of Lita.
- Calls all the wrestlers on his cell phone.
- Hides in my closet, so he thinks I don?t know where to find him. (silly boy, hehe)
- Sings and dance to Linkin Park songs.
- Sits around wearing no shirt. He doesn?t have a shirt. I really need to get him a shirt. Maybe.
- Sits on my CD tower and expects it to hold his weight.
- Lays on my bed when I am trying to make it.
- Talks to me all the time.
- Runs around wearing nothing but boxers, sometimes nothing.
- Chases the cats around the house.
- Watches the Wrestling on TV and reads Raw magazine.
- Provides comedy relief during boring TV ad breaks.
- Makes fun of Regal and Stacy Keibler in his spare time.
- Helps me check my email from Taste The Rainbow, his lap is rather comfy to sit on.
- Comments on emails from Taste The Rainbow and helps me write replies.
I can honestly say that I never thought that I?d ever be the owner of a Wrestler-In-A-Box. But I am thanks to Jami and Tasha?s creation.
It all happened one quiet day. I was sitting at my computer reading some emails from the egroup ?Taste The Rainbow? (shameless, shameless plug, I know. hehe) I had a few emails from Tasha and Jami regarding their Edge-in-a-box and Jeff-in-a-box. Jami sent out Edge-in-a-box and when he arrived at Tasha?s he needed CPR because Jami forgot about putting air holes in his box. And Tasha only put one little air hole in Jeff?s box, so I think he needed CPR too.
After reading this, I was very interested in getting my very own Wrestler-In-A-Box. I replied to some of Jami and Tasha?s emails and they said this was their joint company and that they would be happy to send out a wrestler of our choice, after he or she had been kidnapped, of course. Then, the wrestler was kept in either Jami or Tasha?s closet before they were shipped off by overnight courier to their new home.
I put in a request for a Matt-in-a-box and he arrived early the next morning. I woke up and there it was. A large, slightly battered cardboard box was sitting in my bedroom. Don?t ask me how it got there. The delivery woman must have snuck in early. I know it was a delivery ?woman? from Australia Post because when I opened up the box, Matt was missing his shirt. Matt-in-a-box was man-handled during shipping, or perhaps before. .
Jami innocently pointed her finger at Tasha for taking Matt?s shirt before she posted him off to me.
This is part of an email sent by Jami regarding the whole ?Matt?s missing his shirt incident? ? ?Tasha probably ?accidentally? took his shirt off when she was putting him in the box. Sometimes she gets a bit overzealous?? But I don?t know what to think. I?ll just go with the delivery woman being a bit overzealous. Oh and I think Matt looks heaps better with no shirt on anyway. It was lucky that it went missing then. Now he just goes shirtless all day?.and night. .
Matt tugged lightly at the hem of Nicole?s black singlet top as she sat at the computer. He stood close to her and then he noticed some newly painted writing in silver glitter on the front of it. ?Hey cutie. Did you write this? ?Whenever Wherever, I Will Love The Hardy Boyz Forever??
Nicole quickly looked down and replied ?Oh yeah. I did that yesterday while you were busy having confetti fight with the hole-punch. *L*. I made it for when the WWF comes to Australia in March this year. There is meant to be a main event or something. So, I hope to get tickets and then I will wear this top when I go. You can read about it at wwf.com under the heading ?International?. This is so exciting.? Matt takes Nicole?s hand and holds it for a moment. ?What would you like to do tonight?? is his question. Nicole ponders for a second and answers ?Have some fun. I say we party. It?s always time to party when you are the owner of Matt-in-a-box.?