[A cold night after EHW's highly celebrated pay per view leads to a chaotic aftershock streaming across the country. Everyone is talking about "the return of Ian Kaufman", a pro-wrestling great, a former EHW all-star, a former something. Everyone has been wondering what he has been up to and as EHW comes on air for the next televised event, a limo pulls up to the foot of the camera. At this climatic point, EHW heads to a commercial break] *commercial break* [Ian is walking around backstage, with his leather jacket on, and his sports bag defaced towards his right side as he is stopped by a reporter] [Reporter] Hello may I have a word with you, sir? [Ian] ..... [Reporter] U..uh....I'm..I..I'm a reporter for the Seattle Times, I was wondering if I could have a word with you....sir? [Ian] ....alright, alright, you had the kahunas to talk to me without scheduling an appointment first. Bold move. What can I uh...help you with? [Reporter] You probably already know that your arrival again in EHW is a huge commodity in EHW, in your big arrival at "Second Coming" last week, but you have a quick tag team match against "Rage" and "TJ Powerhouse", where do you stand on this coveted issue? [Ian] Bleh bleh bleh? Shutup! You know sh*t, ....anonymous reporter. Look, Daddy Kaufman is back in charge-man, and there's nothing anybody can do about it. Nothing TJ Powerhose or Page can do to destroy my comeback. I'mma chillin with the R-to the A-to the V-to the AGE and we are gonna be on our A games next Wednesday night.