[..::.. "Greatness" Ian Kaufman ..::..] "The Greatest Wrestler of All-Time" Ian Kaufman
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Ian Kaufman vs. Kid Lightening

 Ian Kaufman, who else?

Iono, read the damn RP

70-2 [all-time]

59 lines, damn that sucks

[[-..::..Kaufman Enterprises..::..-]]


[[-xX Forward Xx-]] A week before the big opening of the brand new PCW, where Ian Kaufman meets his destiny with Kid Lightening, many things are taking place. At a PCW show, Ian's promo time is almost nearing. Ian begins a spiritual quest, by himself, where he embarks on a journey finding out the meaning of life, or fulfilling that gap in his life that seems void at the moment. It is a spiritual quest that everyone has or desires to embark on at one point in their life or another. Ian believes that in PCW, he will find what he is looking for in life. His 'silver-spoon' and 'blue-blood' childhood has brought him to a point in his life where he must prove that he can make it on his own. And his 6 month, $35 million dollar contract supports that longing-for in the best way. Ian is now a man. Or is he? Is anybody really 'a man' at any given time in their life? Maybe Ian is not even close to being dubbed by that persona. Maybe....maybe nobody is as perfect as they seem, everyone struggles with personal demons and vendettas, correct? Correct. [[-xX End Forward Xx-]]

..:: Chapter Four ::..

:: Ian sits in the back, thinking. Restless as he is, Ian sips his Poland Spring water. Thinking. Dreaming. Wanting. So many wrong turns he has taken in life. His life was planned out for him, get good grades in school, bribe your way to Harvard, go to Medical School and be a doctor. However, being the anti-authority person he is, Ian ordered himself to dedicate his life to body-building. So many wrong turns....or maybe not. In his thinking process, his girlfriend Amanda Wallace barges into the room. ::

[[-'Beautiful' | Amanda Wallace-]] Hey baby, what you doin'?

[[-'The Truth' | Ian Kaufman-]] Ohh, hey beautiful. Nah, I'm not doin' anything. Just sittin' here...thinkin'.

[[-'Beautiful' | Amanda Wallace-]] Thinkin' about what?

[[-'The Truth' | Ian Kaufman-]] .......I dunno, I'm just stupid but I'm worried about my knee and my back. What if I blow my knee out against this Lightning shmo. I can't take another hit like that, baby. One more knee surgery and I'm....I'm done. I dunno, I'm just worried is all...

[[-'Beautiful' | Amanda Wallace-]] Aww baby, you can't be worried tonite. How will you beat that Kid if your worried about if your knee is gonna give up on you. You can't. It's that simple. You have to be confident Ian, even the old pompous over-confident Ian if you expect to win this match. I know the guy is scrawny and pathetic, but you CANT underestimate him, baby. You just can't.

[[-'The Truth' | Ian Kaufman-]] Hell nah! Baby, why do ya think they call me "The Truth"? I am The Truth, and nothin but the Truth! Baby, there ain't nobody thats gonna wanna mess with me! I am a machine! I am...The One! Now you got this "Kid Lightning" fella who thinks he can step up to the plate and bring both his raisin sized balls with him? Nah-uh. He can bring whatever he wants to our matchup, the fact of the matter is that I am The Truth, I am too damn good, and my Era in ruling PCW starts NOW!! He wants to go one on one with the One? He better prepare himself for a few ...er....a few DoA Superpowerbombs cause his neck isn't gonna be in the best shape, trust you me. I'm gonna snap it like a goddamn twig! He's done! His career....is OVER!! God, he makes me so angry! Ahhh, just wait Lightning, just wait until I take you on, amigo et amigo and show you the meaning of a true a$$-kicking.

:: The scene fades to a commercial break as Ian gets his point across... ::

[[- OOC NOTE: Ya, this RP sucks, and is only 59 lines cause I had li ke 20 minutes to do it. I also figured that this Lightning fella won't show up, and I had to post one more thing before the deadline seeing as how I'm hella-busy these next couple days b/c school is ending and etc etc etc, hope you liked it, all 59 lines haha. Don't worry though, this summer my RPs will be dazzling ;-) -]]