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Prologue : Stratusfaction has once again hit JCW . Upon her arrival Trish Stratus has already made an impact with her on going / off feuds with Angelina. She has sent the message across loud and clear that she is here to dominate. Though some may think otherwise it is clear that the Queen of Stratusfaction is no push over. Already she has become the JCW's Women's Champion , but what is next for the blonde bombshell ? Only one way to find out... and that's simply to have patience . .

SCENE ONE
Location: Local Park
 Time: 5:30pm
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Champion : 1. One that wins first place or first prize in a competition. 2. One that is clearly superior or has the attributes of a winner: a champion at teaching. Champion... a word that if you look it up on the dictionary you are sure to find a picture of Trish Stratus next to it. Then again we all know that the Queen of Stratusfaction was just simply born a winner and there's no denying that. I mean go back a couple of years... yeah back to when Trish Stratus debuted on WWE. Back then Trish Stratus was just simply eye candy, what most men filling up the arena's fantasized about every night when they went to bed. But then what can I say ?... times change and people change . Trish went into training as she was trained by the best trainers the business has to offer. Yes.. she even took lessons from the Queen of Xtreme herself . WWE soon bored the Canadian Princess as she decided to leave all that nonsense and even Vince F'N McMahon behind as well. One day sitting at home reading through the newspaper she got a call from Lita officially inviting her to come and see what JCW is all about. Soonly after Trish Stratus was seen working in JCW . Since the moment of her arrival it was obvious that Trish wasn't very much liked. Constantly she would get verbally attacked by the likes of Angelina and yes even Emilie and Alexia. All the underestimating , only gave her more of a reason to try harder and try harder she did. It all lead to Emilie deRavin Vs Trish Stratus. A match where Emilie deRavin was literally forced to put the women's title on the line eventhough she was with child. Being with child didn't seem to stop Emilie as she stepped into that ring and put out one heck of an effort. In the end however Emilie ended up losing the title to Trish Stratus . Now it is about time that the Queen of Stratusfaction participate in a match . A match where Trish Stratus will be putting her title on the line. A match that will consist of Trish Stratus vs Jezzalz vs Angelina Sullivan. Yet seeing as how this will be a JCW match... here the bosses like to take things to the Xtreme. This will not be an easy task for the ladies to achieve. It will be an ultimate X match . But what exactly is an ultimate X match ? . Well during an ultimate X match ... The ring is set up with four large posts with two ropes connecting diagonally and making an X in the middle of the ring. The belt up for grabs is then positioned in the middle of the X and to win the match the wrestlers have to climb the ropes and grab the belt without getting knocked down by the other wrestlers in the match. We already know that Angelina Sullivan isn't afraid to fly the skies , but the question here is how good is Trish when it comes to hitting her opponents with an arial move if the situation presents itself ? . What exactly is Jezzalz all about inside the ring ? , questions that cannot be answered until the actual match goes down. One thing is certain and that is when this match goes down , friendships will be pushed aside , bodies will be bruised and dreams will be shattered. The scene begins to open up and the cameras become a tad bit more clear as we are taken to a local park where we then zoom into the sexy Queen of Stratusfaction who is seen sitting next to Adam who has his arms around her waist as he pulls her close to him. They watch as people pass by as they continue on with their conversation.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - So Ms. Stratus... have you thought about my proposition to move in together ?

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Adam... with all that's been going on , the trainings the ultimate X match coming up soon. I really haven't had time to sit down and think about it .

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - What is there to think about Trishy ? I love you and you love me... right ?

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Of course I love you Adam , why do you ask me such a question ?

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - I've been cheated on before Trish... I gave the girl my heart and soul and in return she goes and plays me for a fool. I just... I don't want to go through that shit again. Therefore I am asking you babe... that if you ever find someone who you might think will treat you better than me then let me know. But don't go around doing shit behind my back is all I ask.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - I would never do that to you Adam... if i'm dating you it's for a reason. That reason being that i've got feelings for you sweetie . Now can we just change the topic ?

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - So this ultimate X match ... is it true Angelina will also participate on it ? I mean that is just wonderful... can you imagine if my high flyin angel would win and become a double champion.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - angel ? double champion ? whose side are you really on Adam ? . I mean we are a couple and you should be taking my side but yet here you are calling her by those lovey dovey nicknames.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - She's my best friend hon , Angelina is like the sister that Erin could never be for me. Me and Ang ... we grew up together more than a friend I see her as family . Don't be jealous ... nothing is never gonna happen between me and Angelina. Now about the double champion deal... it's quite possible sweetie. I know Angelina better than anyone and trust me she wants that title again and we both now that what Angelina wants she gets. And if you were to lose the title... then who better than Angelina to be JCW's women's champion ?

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Who better ? well i'm the women's champion for a reason Adam . I mean just look at me ... I took out Emilie deRavin and won the title. Now this being my first title defense... i'm not about to lose what took me a while to gain.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Look all i'm going to say is that I may not know that other opponent but between you and Ang , may the best diva win .

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - I know that you consider Angelina a friend and all but Adam... she's completely pushed you aside to hang with Raven and those members of La Familia. I mean if she were really your friend don't you think she would call and check up on you ?

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - I'm not gonna stop talking to her just because she's dating Raven . Me and Ang talk almost every night , I understand that during the day she's a busy little bee and has many things to do. Secondly you know that girl takes work too damn seriously . Now.. what is it exactly that you have against Angelina ? are you two not on talking terms again ? I just get the feeling that you are trying to get me to turn my back on her... why ?

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Look ... i'm no one to tell you who to hang with but I really like this relationship we got going. Angelina doesn't like the fact that we have such a serious relationship going on... i'm not gonna tell you exactly what she's doing or saying behind your back. All I will say is that you should open your eyes more and see people for who they really are. You can have friends telling you they got your back but once you turn your back on them they start plotting on ways to screw up your relationship or friendships . You want to know more ?... then ask her because i'm not gonna get into details about it.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Okay... I don't want to have to pick between you and Ang. So you know what ?... I will have a nice talk with her as soon as I see her . I will settle this once and for all and i'm sure that the problem will get solved.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - You know what... just forget it hon . All that will lead to is a huge argument between the two of you, and I don't want to see you hurt .

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Fine Trishy... whatever you wish. So... are you ready for this upcoming match of yours ?

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Heck yeah i'm ready for this , I mean it's my chance to prove to the divas backstage just who the true dominant female is . You know since my arrival I have not been taken seriously and this being an ultimate X match it's like a golden opportunity that i'm not about to let slip through my hands. It's my chance to prove that Trish Stratus ain't afraid to get a few bruises here and there... they think that Angelina is something special ? they have yet to witness what Trish Stratus has to offer to the business. But you know something sweetie... let's head down to the arena. I've got a few things to grab from my lockeroom and a promo to cut .

Adam nods his head as he just pulls Trish closer to him and plants a kiss on her forehead. He then stands up and extends his hand helping her out like the true gentlemen he is. They make their way towards his black dodge durango and get inside the car , buckle up and in a matter of minutes are seen dissapearing down the road.

SCENE TWO
Location: JCW Arena
 Time: 7:45pm
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A couple of hours have passed by since Trish Stratus left the park and decided to head towards the JCW arena . We are then taken to the JCW arena as the cameras gain focus on a black ferrari as it begins to circle around the parking lot in search of an empty parking spot. A few minutes later the car is finally parked and out the car steps Adam as he makes his way towards the passenger door and opens it up for Trish Stratus. She steps out the car and tosses the women's title over her shoulder. He grabs her hand and they head towards the inside of the building as they continue on with the conversation they were having . So ... Trish Stratus is seen walking down the hallways as she has her women's title over her shoulder . Next to her we see Adam who is seen carrying her gym bag as they walk further down the hallway. She reaches the end of the hallway and takes a left turn heading towards her lockeroom and spots Emilie up ahead. Trish walks up to her and smiles as she then goes to speak.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Well Hello Emmie dear... how are you doing today ?

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - I'm doing fine, thank you for asking.. Hey Adam.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Hello Emilie , nice to see you .

Trish turns to Adam and just gives him an evil glare as she then turns back to Emilie and smiles . Emilie smiles, always having a positive attitude, she looks at Adam.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - I have a huge favor to ask you Adam .

Adam smiles back not really knowing what trish's problem is but he's not about to act bitchy like his girlfriend.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Any friend of my Ang is a friend of mine... what can I do for you Emilie ?

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - okay well.. Angelina told me you would be willing to watch Maxi.. and I was kinda hoping to plan a girls night out.. for me, Ang, and Alexia on tuesday night since I haven't gone out in a while.. could yuo come over and babysit Maxi for me?

Emilie looks at Adam and bites her lip gently not knowing exactly how Adam will respond. He ponders on the question a tad bit loner then nods his head and goes to reply .

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Anything to pry Ang away from Scott for a while *laughs* I mean day and night it's Scott this... Scott that . I would love to take care of little Maxi and yes you and Ang do need a day out , especially her with training day in and day out.

Trish then lets out a loud sigh and goes to roll her eyes. What the hell is with this guy... he has the sexiest diva on the face of the earth next to him and yet he completely ignores her presence to talk to Emilie and make plans to be her babysitter. What about her ? WHAT ABOUT TRISHY ? ... LOL ... YES I soo totally stole Raven's quote . !! So the Queen of Stratusfaction has had enough of this and is about to make her voice be heard dammit !

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - I'm sorry babe but... *looks to Em* couldn't you have asked someone else ? I mean how do you know if me and my boyfriend had plans for the day ?

Emilie looks at Trish, then looks at Adam , wondering what's going to happen next. Adam looks to Trish and then goes to reply as he keeps a smile on his face .

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Come on babe... I love kids... besides I promised Ang I would do this favor for her .

Trish starts to get annoyed as she flashes Adam the dirtiest look imaginable and then goes to speak .

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - It's always about Angie ain't it... I mean are you dating her or me ? We made plans Adam ! and now you are gonna push our plans aside to be her *points to Em* babysitter ? Look Emilie ...instead of going out with your friends why don't you use your time wise and train for when the time comes for you to step back into the ring.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - I have been training.. and Trish.. Let me ask you something... whoa are you dating? Adam or that guy Angelina saw you making out with in your car?

Emilie covers her mouth, realizing what she said in her fit of rage. Trish gets an angry look on her face and gets in Emilie's face.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - You know something stupid ass ... I don't know exactly what you and Angelina are up to but... I was not making out with any other man. The only man I make out with is standing next to me. Can you believe her nerve Adam.

Adam looks serious and just stays quiet and looks from Emilie back to Trish . Not knowing what to think he just remains silent . Emilie looks at Trish, then looks at Adam, feeling like shit and then goes to speak.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - Look.. Adam its no big deal okay? I just won't go.. you have plans.. I'm not gonna ruin them.

Adam turns back to Emilie with a look of confusion and at the same time hurt look on his face and then speaks.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - I'm a man of my word Em... if I make a promise I will live up to it. I told Angelina I would do this favor for her and that's exactly what i'll do.

He then looks to Trish with a look of dissapointment on his face and then goes to speak.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - You and I ?.... what the fuck is this about Trish? you tell me you love me one day and then make out with someone else the next ? Em... like I said I consider any friends of Ang as my own. I will ask you right here... right now infront of Trish . Have you seen her acting different around here ? because while me and her are together she acts like ain't nothing happening and I need to know . I refuse to go through tis shit again so please... if there's anything I must know tell me now Emilie.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - Adam.. I.. I don't wanna cause problems.

Emilie looks at Adam, amd takes a deep breath. Trish obviously getting annoyed will no longer let Emilie influence on her boyfriend as she then goes to speak.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - You know something Emilie... just because you're alone doesn't mean you have to come into my relationship and try to fuck it up for me .

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - I.. I wasn't.. I didn't mean to say anything.. I..

Emilie leans against the wall and lowers her head, putting her hands on her head, obviously upset.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - I cannot believe this crap... I bust my ass day in and day out working out trying to be a better competitor inside that ring and for what ? so you and Ang can make up lies about me ?

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - We're not lieing! Trish.. You are the biggest bitch in JCW.. You think your tough shit.. and Angelina caught you okay!! She caught you!! And she is so torn up.. Because she doesn't want Adam to get hurt! . You obviously have no damn clue the hell you are putting Angelina through not telling her best friend anything because he's madly in love with a cheating tramp like you !

Emilie looks at Adam and then goes to speak .

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - Look.. You're my friend Adam.. And your like a brother to Angie.. She didn't tell you because she knew you would be hurt by it.. and she doesn't want to see you upset.. and neither do I.. But you need to know the truth. And this has nothing to do with me being alone.. Please don't think i'm out to ruin love for other people because my husband is gone.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Come on Adam ... let's go ! or are you gonna listen to this friggin bitch who has so much spare time that she goes around plotting how to mess up people's love lives.

Emilie looks down not knowing what to say or do next. Adam turns to Trish and let's go of her hand he then starts pacing around . Then comes to a dead stop as he stands inches away from Trish's face and starts to speak always keeping his eyes locked onto hers.

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Why ?.... why me ? *shakes his head* So you've been trying to get me to hate Ang just so we can split ways and she wouldn't tell me what you are obviously up to ?

He then shakes his head not believing the things he just heard and goes to speak .

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Emilie... I had plans but seeing as how Ms. Stratus has someone else... then let him be her idiot, not me . I will babysit little Maxi and you along with Ang and Alexia go and have fun . You girls deserve ... I understand that work is important but sometimes you need a little time to yourself and hang with your friends. Clear your mind of things and leave work behind even if it's for a couple of hours.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - Adam.. I'm so sorry.. I didn't mean to cause problems and upset you the way i've obviously have .

Trish rolls her eyes and goes to slap Adam hard across the face and then stares him down with an angry look on her face as she starts to speak.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - I cannot believe you... fine you want to push me aside because of that bitch... well you just made the biggest mistake of your life Adam Crosswell. See I don't need you... there's plenty of men out there who would die to go out with me. So you go babysit her daughter , as far as you are concerned Emilie... you've just officially signed your deathwish. You ruined my day but guess what bitch ...two can play that game. I will get my revenge and you will never get your filthy paws on my title as long as i'm around.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - Don't be too sure of that Trish.. The only reason you got that title was Maxi.. and now that I have my little girl to give me confidence.. you will regret the day you cheated on Adam.. NO ONE messes with my friends... and gets away with it .

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Whatever idiot... you may have your little daughter but pray to god I take it easy on you. By allowing you to step out the ring on your own damn feet when I face you in the near future. Don't piss me off Emmie dear because you have no friggin clue what i'm all about.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - I know exactly what you're all about.. and don't worry Trish.. in that ring.. I'll make sure your on your back.. I mean thats where you are most of the time out of the ring anyway right?

Emilie smirks knowing that she obviously got the best of Trish... or did she ?

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - If you are trying to say i'm a slut then little whore it takes one to know it's own kind. I'm sure you've layed flat on your back for Vince Aurand , your loser friends and my god who knows... you've might of layed flat on your back for Raven as well only Angelina is too blindly in love with his ugly ass to realize it .

Emilie gets pissed and grabs Trish by the throat and pins her against the wall.

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - Don't you EVER mention Vince again you hear me?

Trish starts coughing up but laughs at the same time . Adam comes around and tries to pry Emilie off Trish. He finally manages to pry Emilie off Trish .

// The Loving Boyfriend // Adam Crosswell - Let her go Em... she's not worth it , you'll get her inside the ring.

Trish rolls her eyes and chuckles at the fact that Adam is trying to play the role of the peace keeper .

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - You just don't want to accept it do you ? I mean all this honor talk , your husband is dead and yet you sleep around. What's the honor is that ? Don't you ever put your filthy paws on me again if you know what's good for you Emilie .

// JCW's Former Women's Champion // Emilie deRavin - I haven't slept with anyone except Azreal! I love my husband.. Thats something you wouldn't know about.. And I swear.. If I hear his name come out of your mouth,... ONE MORE TIME! You'll be seeing him very.. very soon .

Trish just laughs as she then goes to speak.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Your words don't threaten me Emilie so why don't you stop playing the tough bitch role which so obviously doesn't suit you and go be the shoulder that poor bastard cries on. I'm not gonna waste my time with the likes of you two... see you around losers I got things to do and places to go.

Emilie tries to go after Trish but Adam holds her back, so Emilie just spits in Trish's face. Trish wipes the spit off her face as she walks over towards Emilie and slaps her hard across her face. Emilie's cheek turns a shade of bright red as she starts to try to get to Trish. Adam keeps her close to him as he just stares at Trish and shakes his head . Trish smiles at them as she waves and blows Adam a kiss and flips them both off as she walks down the hallways leaving both Adam and Emilie behind. Emilie and Adam turn and walk off, with Emilie rubbing Adam's back, trying to make him feel better. The scene then begins to slowly fade away to a brief commercial break .

SCENE THREE
Location: In the ring
Time: 8:10 pm
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About ten minutes pass by and Trish Stratus is seen walking out her lockeroom as she has the women's title around her shoulder. She reaches the end of the hallway an stands behind the curtain . Seconds later " Time to rock & roll " by Lil Kim starts blasting throughout the whole arena as Trish . Sexy images of the Queen of Stratusfaction start to show on the jugga-tron as the men at the arena start to fill up the arena with whistles. She has a smile on her face and makes her way down the ramp .

Stratusfaction Has arrived !

Once she reaches the bottom of the ramp she makes her way up the steps and slowly makes her way inside the ring. She makes her way towards the center and raises her women's title high up in the air for the thousands of fans to see and envy.

Vowe down ... your Queen has arrived !

The crowd starts to fill up with boos from all the Trishy haters. She simply smiles loving every second of the reaction she's getting from the crowd. Trish brings the mic up to her lips and goes to speak.

Stratus-Fyinly Confident!

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Blah ... i'm drop dead gorgeous ... blah...keep going I just absolutely love hearing your boos!. Keep em' coming for they are like music to my ears. Goodness people get over yourselves! Just because you're not the center of ny attention anymore, doesn't give you the right to hate that which you can never get , does it ? . Seriously though... ya'll need to get a life or get laid ... or something. I mean how pathetic can you get when you boo me just because I stopped being an ass kisser and sucking up to you losers. Oh screw it !... i'll get straight to the point all you men out here like a certain someone whom I once dated hate me because you can't have me. You girls out here hate me because I have the body and beauty of a goddess... it's okay not everyone can be blessed with such beauty. All of you out here are lazy , over weight , losers who can't do anything better with their lives than sit on your fat asses week after week watching either murder rap or the purple show. Get up once in a while dammit ! , take a friggin shower for god's sakes. If I wasn't wearing my very expensive perfume ... I would suffocate right here, right now. It smells worse than a pig's pen in here , ya'll oughta be ashamed of yourselves. But you know what... i'm not all bad. Matter of fact i'll make it easy on all of you . See I know that right about now you *points to an overweight man in the front row* . Yes you... I know you are drooling not over my perfectly shaped body but over that greasy hot dog image you got flowing through your mind. Look i'll cut you some slack big guy , wanna go and buy yourself a new box of doughnuts ? , popcorn ? ...mmm... nice and buttery , can you picture that fat boy ! or hey how about a really greasy hot dog... sounds just about right doesn't it ? before I continue I'll tell you what I'll count till 10 and then I'll continue on. 1...2...3...4...still here man ? hurry... the hot dogs just might sell out ....5...6 you can do it , just picture the buttery popcorn ...7...8...last chance fatty !...9.. time's almost up people ! ....9 and a quarter...9 and a half...9 and 3 quarters... i'm counting slow to give you fat asses time to make it to your seats so... make it snappy . I ain't got all day you know...annnnndd ....10! Okay well your time is up big guy meaning . I'm going to continue on now and if you haven't gone off yet to buy your new box of cherry filled doughnuts or greasy popcorn and another 4 hotdogs and what not . Then you'll have to wait until I've finished. You see unlike the other divas in the back who would just break down crying without your cheers and chants . I obviously don't care if you cheer me or boo me anymore . Like I said it's quite obvious all you want to be like me. You men out here have to go home day after day and be with your either over weight wives or anorexic but ugly as hell wives. You let them cook you those really fattening foods and then on top of that sleep with them... share the same bed with them . But in reality you only wish you had this sexy little thing laying next to you. But ... i'm something that you losers out here will never have... not in that way at least. I'm not your average woman ... i'm far better than all you pieces of crap out here put together. But onto more important things because I soo did not come out here to talk to all of you losers. I came out here to explain my actions for earlier tonight and the last couple of days. I figured i'd spread the word before bimberly kitts beats me to it and starts spreading all sorts of nasty rumors. I'm sick and damn well tired of playing the "goddie , goodie role" the diva who every rushes to their tv set to see. I've had enough of everyone perceiving me as a pushover and thinking i'm just an idiot that will take crap from anyone and everyone. Enough of that ! it ends here... it ends now !! . This is the real me and if you people can't accept me then screw you !! I don't need any of you to succeed in this business anyway. I mean just look at what fine example the members of Hostile Revelation have made of themselves. I mean sure they don't have any gold around their waists right now but mark my words... the gold they once held will soon return around theirs waists. The tag team titles ? come on now... we all know Sonny Siaki and Monty Brown are the true champs within that division. That tv title ? ... Billy Kidman will never amount to anything. He's not even worthy of that title ... it looked way better around the waist of Mark Jindrak. So back to what I was saying... they ain't got no gold right now , they are obviously hated by all of you but you know what I respect and admire about those guys... that doesn't stop them. Because just like me they don't need any of you , because their constant determination to better themselves at everything they do is what keeps their motors running and makes them achieve any goal they set their minds on.

Trish starts pacing around the ring as she welcomes the negative reaction from the crowd and can't help but smile. Once again she brings the mic up to her lips and goes to speak.

Trishy talks business !

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - You know... I simply cannot understand why people like Emilie deRavin are still in this business. I mean let's face it Emilie since you got hitched up with Azreal you completely changed. You left Hostile Revelation just like Angelina to chase after a man. Where did that get you hon ? as far as I recall you turned yourself into the biggest joke . I mean I figured you'd be smarter then that and come to realize that men... they are just here for us to have a little fun with and nothing more. Or if you're smart , which you so obviously aint... you can turn them into your personal little joke . I mean once you have them in the palm of your hand you can get them to do what you want when you want. You want water ? snap your damn fingers and there will go your man ready to obey your every command . I mean look at me... I had Adam hooked and on a leash that is until you and Angelina decided to save the idiot from the humiliation that was soon to come to him. But you are one pathetic little tramp aren't you ? . You give into love sooo easily it makes me want to barf. Love ? love doesn't exist Emilie... open up your fucking eyes. All men are the same they all chase after one thing only and i'm sure it doesn't take a genius to figure out what that is. I mean i'm sure that Jessica Simpson who doesn't know the difference between chicken and tuna, or actually thinks buffalo wings really are made of buffalo can figure that one out. Or... perhaps not , I mean she actually thinks her husband really means he loves her when he tells her that. But we all know he loves her money, yeah he's a complete loser ain't he ? I mean he was in that stupid little boy band and look where that got him. He's now a nobody , just like you are Emilie. Sure at one point you were a great competitor inside the ring but then you went down the gutter. You got pregnant and lost the title. Now you can say I have it because of your daughter and you not wanting to risk your pregnancy but whatever . Deep down you know that with child or not nothing would have stopped me from shoving my boot so far up your ass you would need medical attention to have it removed. Now a little while ago you called me the biggest bitch , wow ! *applauds* it took you that long to figure it out eh ? . That's just fine with me because I tend to not listen to the insults of sluts like you. You know Vampiro and Taz are right about one thing... why don't you just spare yourself the humiliation ? we all know you won't be able to stand that. I mean you still cannot accept the fact your hubby is long dead and gone . Now imagine coming to work day in and day out realizing you are nothing but a failure . Emilie deRavin I want you to realize just what a huge mistake you made when you spit in my face. You see i'm not the type to get revenge there in the moment. I mean... I may not get my revenge today , may not get it tomorrow but I shall get it when you least expect it. Now you want to go around playing the "friend role" ? why don't you leave that to Angelina and worry about keeping away from me so I won't get my hands on you. Because darling let me tell you... when that happens all hell will break lose.

Trish paces a bit around the ring as the arena begins to fill up with boos . Trish just smirks as she then shrugs and once again brings the mic up to her lips and continues on talking.

// Canada's # 1 Hottie // Trish Stratus - Onto my next opponent Angelina Sullivan. Now Angie... I really had no problem with you and i'm being honest here with you. But you just had to interfere in my business and run to Adam and give him the daily gossip. Are you happy now ? I'm sure you're not because sweetie it will take Adam a long ass while to get over me. But you know something... I really appreciate what you did. I mean don't get me wrong sure Adam is a great guy, very good kisser... but i've had better. The only reason I dated him was to spare him the embarassment of chasing after you like a love sick puppy. So he's all your's once again . Now Angelina you hold onto 1/2 the tag team titles... right? . Do you actually think you can beat me at this ? I doubt it sweetie. You just like Emilie were once the envy of these idiotic fans. You had their respect . Go back in time Angelina , sure you weren't liked but they respected you. But you just got all those lovey dovey feelings going through the back of your mind and you completely changed and you did it for the worse. You knot at least when you had the women's title you knew that you won those matches on your own. Sure you may have had some help but look at you now . Can you really look at yourself and feel proud of yourself knowing you share what you have with Raven ? . Can you ? I mean... there will be times when your pathetic little boyfriend will be stuck doing all the work. At the end of the night will you actually still feel good about yourself knowing that if you still have that title it was thanks to him and his effort. It's not as pleasing as having something you can claim as your own ... is it Angie dear ? . Well too bad for you because if you want singles gold you better start chasing after another title. This title *pats the title* ain't leaving my sexy waist anytime soon so deal with it and move on. See when it comes down to you and I Angelina , we all know the better diva will win . Yes I said the better diva because between the two of us it's quite obvious whose the better one . Sadly you have yet to realize that but don't you worry because come time for us to face off I will be sure to send the message across loud and clear . I swore to myself that I would keep this title around my waist for a long... long time. I plan on being the JCW diva that holds onto the womens title for the longest time . Now you know me better than the rest of the so called divas around this place Angelina. You know I don't play around so once that bell rings you better pray that I have mercy on your pathetic soul and allow you to live and witness the next day. Now this new Jezzalz chick... I don't know much about her but I will simply say this. Don't you dare underestimate me or my in ring abilities or you shall be proven wrong along with the other slut involved in this match. Good luck ladies... you'll definately need it to get past me .

The arena begins to fill up with boos once again as the cameras zoom into Trish whose seen laughing .

Being a bitch is definately fun !

She then just shakes her head and exits the ring as she makes her way back up the ramp. Once again "Time to rock & roll " begins to blast throughout the whole arena at full volume as the Queen of Stratusfaction dissapears backstage.

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|| Roleplay Information ||

No.: 001
 Title: Stratus-Fying Roleplay # 1
 Alignment: Heel

|| Highlights: ||

Career:
W: 000 L:000 D:000

Stratus-Fying Victims : N/A

Stratus - Fying Survivors : N/A

Titles Won: Women's Title 1x